₦airaland Forum

Urheadmaster:
Last time I checked, Nigeria election never follow dew process.

It has been rigid.

And if Tinubu did not win, it will be considered inconclusive .

and the last time I turned my senses and eyes on , the INEC chairman decided to announce the third force the winner in order to write his name in gold, now that buhari is not in the race

vivalavida:
The ease with which this northerners kill and burn people for blasphemy is alarming.
You killed her for seeing quaran in her room. What of the man that slept with the prostitute and even stole from her? All of a sudden he made himself a judge.
Islamic teachers in the North needs to do much more. They have raised animals and terrorists.

animals raised animals

Coolbreeze1988:
I pity this country, abeg make we divide make everyone dey dem region

we must unite o. Does it mean now that Ipobs have be right all these while?

maybet081:
This is obi , this obi,something is telling me that nothing will stop him.

save the future of our kids NOW or be gone in backwardness. How much is dollar today ? What is the reason? Avoidable difficulty. The students have been at home since when. A litre of diesel in this country is what today ? The entire nation Nigeria can not get a single refinery working. Everyone is hands in jaw waiting for Dangote to finish his private refinery and tell us how much he will be refining and selling to us. Na juju be this abi na curse them curse una? When you start talking sense , the most cursed ones on nairaland would start selling APC and PDP who uselessed their parents

sonature1:
Young people should be telling them what they should do to fail, not win.

We need to kick PDP and APC out of our lives.

Those old people have wrecked our lives enough.

Take back your country!

#TakeBackNaija

getting a job is not where it ends. Getting paid properly and timiely, Who doesn’t want to get his gratuity and pension paid?

.talking from every side of the mouth

Haylel:
For either of Tinubu or Obi to win, the northern votes has to be weakened in the form of two VPs from APC and LP and 1 (maybe two) other presidential candidate from the north.
As it stands now, south west is for Tinubu, south east is for Peter Obi, and the north in all its number is for Atiku.

Swest is for Tinubu because he is from there abi , nothing more ? Does that make southwest any better?

Mynd44:
See as they are flogging Lawan left right and center.

If only he didnt not allowed greed and lust for power push him.

mr rubber stamp

gambojimeta:
Testing microphone. Signs of things to come during election time

Nigeria voters are easily swayed. They always go with the highest bidder. The government have improvised the citizens so much that come election time, people will sell their votes for N1,000.


But,

Nigeria really needs to change. APC and PDP both have nothing to offer than to steal. I hope a different party like labour can also win a lot of HOR and senate seats and even up to LGAs.

this one is in the spirit of end SARS not your regular APC / PDP meeting in your street

Lindajames1010:
I have done my PVC. But, I won't vote. Election in Nigeria isn't by voting, it's by selection.

Their selected candidate must win. no matter the vote.

Know this and know peace

have you had peace since last time you didn’t vote ?

Tareq1105:
Go gift your Obi your zoo to rule not Nigeria nation.

You hate every tribe in this country even though you prosper in their lands. Now you want their votes to get your overrated Obi to power.

Do it by yourself since you said you're everywhere.

childish , I don’t need to read it

care4you:
Na to born pikin be the wahala now

...

you are the one that gives pikin abi? Be careful with what you say. All these too much freedom brings bondage

Go gift him your family to rule as the president

These punchlines are epic

AntiChristian:
Christians are tired of depending on Jesus. Psalm 23 no dey work again.

Na physical fight remain.

And this green jacket Pastor Lazarus servant is super hilarious today!

you can’t be tired of what you DONT have . Have Jesus first before coming to talk anyhow

If it Atiku visits her , she would still offer same prayers. Leave the old woman alone.

Yakubu Tobias, a mechanic, said he was disqualified from donating his sperm because most sperm banks were not interested in donors who were not at “least five feet, nine inches tall”.

I thought they said that short people are great people as if we had choices , everyone wouldn’t avoid shortness. Just saying. I have great wonderful short friends

Toneypen247:
The rate at which many of you masturbate on Peter Obi's candidacy is alarming. You frequently discussed the hostility of his support group in a hostile manner and still give invalid reasons why he won't win. Ok, we have heard can you all move on and give attention to your mental health before it gets into depression. -\

Peter Obi has now been a topic to stay relevant on social media. Haba, una no dae tire....roaming about like a hungry rabbit looking for what to devour him.
The floor is always open to be obedient. I drink my water in peace.

MC , more volume to this mic

APC has office even in Washington DC but what good has it done for us ? We are tired of office, maybe office has been our problem

Igbojew:
Am waiting to see those Nairaland urchins that will insult and condemned Southern governors that do something like this to condemn and insult that Muslim fanatics called Hellrufai but trust me they will avoid this thread or look for ways to exonerate him.Nigeria and Northern Christians if you people like support Prophet Mazi Nnamdi Kanu to liberate you people from the impeding Fulani jihadist in Nigeria or you people will be consumed after Igbos leave this zoogeria.......I am that Igbojew the table shaker

oga , stop that stuff you are taking. It damages body organs and affects reasoning.Thank you

Urheadmaster:
Religion has been the main reason Nigeria is still a backwards nation

you can lie. Condemn what he did and don’t come to generalize or blanket it. Religion asked you to be poor and lazy abi ? We are more religious than people in Mecca ? You are not religious, how much do you have in your account?

FunkyAlhaji2015:
This is beautiful. I hope they are more durable than Innoson motors that have a lifespan of 6 months.

when you hear a genetically poverty-stricken gutter rat speak, you will just stare

Judas talking

mujibson:
I was told if I want a better future for my kids, I should vote Peter Obi. The people who voted for him as governor, how are they doing now?

well. Leave your village abule onikparaga for once , go see or hear wetin they happen elsewhere before you talk , you no go hear

AlexReports:
Impressive

umu afo. Ndi doings. God blessed this people from the root. The more you hate them , the more they soar

Reality3080:
irrespective of if tinubu wins or not,yorubas are still in Nigeria n we will go back home to restrategize on how to win next time

It is igbos that will lose n want to scatter everything

They lost in 2015 n remember Biafra,they have forgotten Biafra now n when they lose again come 2023 they will remember Biafra again

I wish those betting site can run a bet on d 3 candidates make I go carry peter obi straight lose stake am with 100k dey wait my cash out

as you are going back home to restrategize , you guys should first learn how to be straight for once

SWATMan:
Street light in the village?

my man , don’t be replying DUMB people

Abdul05:
this 0ne na Abule No street lights ni?.,

oga that is his VILLAGE. Show your own ABULE

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu, the greatest and most talked about politician in Nigeria today.

The Asiwaju of Nigeria, ride on sir, we Nigerians are strongly behind you.

Pay no heed to shildren of 8, anger, perdition and frustration, they are very inconsequential.

Them talk about mr Lawrence Anini pass sef

Are they not better than you in Nigeria where one’s life could just be blown away without investigation and life goes on

Onume bu nke anyi

CryptoClub2018:
Lagos has a running working system in place so the governor doesn't need to be around. However, the deputy governor is doing a great job too so shut the Bleep up man

you are eternally daft