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@ttdiamonds: exactly what manner of man are you? abeg no come this thread dey campaign for the post of 'PRESIDO' for the new section wey dem wan create (oh yes , i know what you are trying to do), that post is already filled along with others so when you get in there you must 'GBA BUS' !!

@dan 1 luv: the poster above is the right specimen of 'F.O.O.L' to inherit the kingdom i spoke about before.

poster abeg, nor waste ur money or time chasing t0t0. Just continue to manage WANKING till it becomes your time. bet me that your hand is sweeter than the ripest pusay out there

@op. if someone resorts to using jazz for your attention, then you better manage that persons love well okay.

oya, go out and buy one LG appliance, dont forget to check for its expiry date 'under the play button on the remote control', that is where the fake ones have it printed.

All of you are busy calling igbo and yoruba , HOUSA folks are too advanced to carry wraps, they feel more at home with BOMBS!

You can never see any single original LG in the market again lie lie, 4 life.

if 'love' is a second hand emotion then kindly give me an example of a 'tear rubber' emotion. Also what would your own actions have been in the situations above?

LOVE IS DIVINE, LOVE IS BLIND, LOVE FORGIVES ALL TRANSGRESSIONS, LOVE IS PURE etc. we all have heard our own share of what true love should feel like.


You all know the Titanic right? I bet it was a smash hit. Well, there are some very specific few out there who believe that the film was concluded in a 'somehow' manner. Ok, let me remind you of Romeo and Juliet, Aha! that was a splendid hit also but i want us to take a poll on NL. YOU CAN NEVER LIKE TWO SEPARATE FILMS/BOOKS TO THE EXACT SAME EXTENT so my questions are these:


WHICH ONE OF THE TWO FILMS DO YOU LIKE MORE (WITH A REASON)




IF YOU WERE 'JACK' IN THE TITANIC WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE AT THE END OF THE FILM WHEN YOU AND YOUR BABE WERE FLOATING IN THE ICE COLD WATER KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT DEATH WAS IMMINENT FOR ONLY YOU.



IF YOU WERE 'ROSE' IN THE TITANIC WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE AT THE END OF THE FILM WHEN YOU AND YOUR BLOKE WERE FLOATING IN THE ICE COLD WATER KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT DEATH WAS IMMINENT FOR ONLY YOUR BLOKE AND NOT YOU.




well left for me oh , if i was JACK, i will tell rose to also prove her love to me by getting into the water beside me and let us float away to dept 6 together . but if i were to be ROSE i would have told jack to climb up on the wood and allow me to stay in the water just to prove my own special love for him. i might sound biased but hey, that the final chance they had to prove their love. and as for me, MY OWN LOVE DEY SEE ROAD CLEAR.



What about you?

@dani 1 luv : u see dat ya screen? this one wey u dey from see me , ehen, good, yes. oya run go find fuel take clean am well well then ASK ME AGAIN !!

the solution to that must also contain INNOVATION.

let me paint a scenerio:

A NEW SECTION GETS CREATED on the NL homepage.

It gets a wierd name, something that goes along with PURGATORY, REFUGEE CAMP, KIRIKIRI ALCATRAZ etc.

Then inside this section there are just two subsections, MALE WARD and FEMALE WARD.

then once this facility is ready, the MOD's start sending all the banned members in there. they will have a MAXIMUM OF TWO TOPICS TO CHOOSE FROM in there and THEY WILL LOSE their ability to post on ANY OTHER PART OF THE ENTIRE FULL FORUM. they will be able to view all that the "free" members are doing but they cant do anything else for the full duration of the ban. of course there will be MOD's down there in charge of DISCIPLINE, WHO WILL ORGANIZE PANELS to settle disputes and ULTIMATELY TO CARRY OUT EXECUTIONS (outright termination of a membership)

To them it will be like getting sent to the Pen and when they finally get out to start posting on the normal forum, us the free members will be like ' hey yo! dude, Just got off the pen did yah? heard you were Mr. X's B*T*CH down there'. lol . They get to be called ex convicts and stuff you know, just STIGMATIZE them. Make the banning have more implications.

but truly wouldn't the picture look rosy around NL by that time?

@op. Farce abi? Maybe you are not in Nigeria then, cos that is the oly logical explanation to your statement.

I am not one to make much noise or talk many story.

One day (due to an odd circumstance which i do not want to talk about) i saw fire. I threw paper into the fire and it BURNED TO ASHES, Ok, Then (due to an off motive which i also have on intention of divulging) i literally put my full hand into the flame and guess what, NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME. i did not say i am a robot or that i was dreaming or that i an a jazz lover or user, all i am trying to say is that in this world of ours THERE ARE BOTH SIDES TO A COIN.

So i cant read a decent joke anymore here abi? Ehh, ? Mods im talking to u. Abi Make una kuku call this site 'koboland' now as the naira inside am don depreciate finish.

BY THE WAY, I STILL DEY USE ONE EYE DEY SKEMP THE MODS DEM, if una don tire make una handover power. Give am to d people wey dey make d trouble for inside here make i hear say e nor stop.

Helpfull tips:

ban every poster that tries to go off topic

ban every poster that insults/abuses a fellow poster

ban every poster that drops dry/meaningless jokes


and as u get it right you can then flex your powers and:

ban every poster that questions your authority

ban every poster that recommends that you ban another poster

ban every poster that is campaigning to take over your position as the MOD

even try my ultimate solution and RE-BAN EVERY POSTER THAT HAS BEEN BANNED BEFORE

IN SHORT, JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME TO BANNER AND SEE if THIS SECTION DOES NOT REVIVE IN 24 HOURS. Even if there are only 10 regular posters in this section it will surelw be more livelier than this.

NB: i am not after your job here oh, i am just trying to see if this section can attain its former glory.

Peace out

So i cant read a decent joke anymore here abi? Make we kuku call this site 'koboland' naw as the naira inside am don depreciate finish.

BY THE WAY, I STILL DEY USE ONE EYE DEY SKEMP THE MODS DEM, if una don tire make una handover power. Give d people wey dey make d trouble make i hear say e nor stop.

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i have heard lots of stories and myths in this my small life that nothing can really surprise me again in Nigeria, but you see this one, i really need some help to understand.

You see, this happened today in the early hours of the morning (2 -3am) i was in my room asleep with my room mate and something not of this world happened. I was sleeping lightly, so i had a bit of awareness to notice a kind of noise like an infant crying only this mire seemed like there were about 40 of them crying at the same time from outside the main house.

I woke my room mate up and we just law down on the bed listening to the noise. There were only 2 infants in the house and they were twins to my landlord but on this fateful night they along with their mum went out to attend a night vigil so we ruled out the possibility of those kids making all this noise, besides there was just only 2 of them but the noise coming from outside was drowning the whole house. It also seemed like whatever was making the noises was actually moving round the house in circles while crying.

This went on for up to 5 minutes them something much more wierd happened, the crying stopped as suddenly as it began and then "THE WHOLE HOUSE BEGAN TO TREMBLE FROM ITS FOUNDATIONS" as if there was a mini earthquake right in our compound. The vibration went on for up to a minute and then it stopped as abruptly as it began. Before we could gather ourselves the crying started again.

This cycle wenton for almost an hour before it all stopped, now this house i an living in has a total of 12 rooms and it is a bungalow. I and my room mate did not have the balls to even stand up from our adds as we were terrified to pieces of what might be lurking outside the house. Even my neighbours experienced the exact same thing and could not do anything, even those that had windows facing the outside of the house could not summon the morale to pull aside their curtains to see the things that was terrifying the whole compound.

Once the light of day was shining a full brightness we gingerly opened our doors of after the other and summoned enough courage to open up the main passage door that leads outside, men you wont believe what we saw. THERE WERE FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE COMPOUND, FOOTPRINTS THAT RESEMBLED THAT OF A SMALL CAT. From the pattern, size and quantity of there prints i can comfortably assume that there were up to 20 of there creatures in our compound that morning. But the question remains 'EXACTLY WHAT CREATURES COULD DO SUCH THINGS AS WE WITNESSED THAT NIGHT'.

We approached our landlord (who lives in the same compound) and he told up not to worry, that what came about that might were just normal cats.

Well i personally disagree with his explanation because i know that just 20 normal small cats can not shake a full house to its foundations on matter the jazz involved. Some of the neighbours started saying things like 'BUSH BABY' and stuff but i do not believe that either so i am now asking NL to look into this incident and have a few of its members side some light on this issue.

Please only intelligent contributions are being sought after, i do not have the finger typing power to argue at all. Thank you.

Go for final fantasy 13. Just play it patiently for 5 hours and i guarantee its juju will hook you at once. All its titles are epic.

The best mortal kombat game ever made is still mk trilogy on ps1 console. No other episode can match that one and the best fighter to use is rain. Just let me catch you once with my freeze bubble once and its on to the next one.

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