₦airaland Forum

SmellySperm:
How e take concern you? C'mon enter this van

Kondomatic:
No light is a green light Enyi.

We no wan read your story on Twitter abeg

Ologundudu2020:
Why refusing to pull her trouser and changing to something comfortable before coming to bed?? Bro beware oooo they come in different package. Those clingy social media girls littered all around can do anything to trend ooooo. If you ain’t coming to the bed naked, I ain’t making a move else we both induce on something.

Dem bitches can screen and scene record anything to trend. You make a move now start shouting you forcing yourself on her. Before you know it she done run to Twitter for advise that same night

elderlyyoungman:
i remember in 1927 Durin d world war 1half den i was a commander in german navy, den we were attack by kuwait navy in d sea and they sank our warship with a rocket and as i was about to go down d sea i was immediately flank by a very beautiful lady and she told me she is d goddes of the sea dat am too handsome to die, dat was how i was saved and immediately see my self in germany.

Nicklaus619:
Sound sultan, all time classic, the guy songs sends messages and makes a lot of sense.


No matter where u go make u no forget area oh, mother land oh

Indomie generation can never relate with the above lyrics

Thank God its a fake news

stupidmod3:
there's a horror movie called wrong turn its almost up to 7 abi 8 its keep getting worst

ORLAHOLUWA:
The movie was shit it was done for the game lover I ain't expect such shit just like children movie



Go watch.... WITHOUT REMORSE I think its one the best movie for 2021

Dreyton36:
Computer village na we home
For Otigba street na there we they push the funds of buying our boys pc to bomb more ...

As at 2015 I go buy london used blackberry bold5
That time if you get bold 5 you fit nack all area babes
Naim I buy finish con enter bus under bridge outside computer village

One tall fair busty slim girl , very beautiful with a glowing skin come enter bus
Unto say me no they use eye see babe wey fair con gather big breast join , naim I hop in oo
I pass her go sit down near window seat while she dey centre
This fine babe con open laps down o, and my gbola con react straight unto say her bobby full like Nigeria problem

I put the bold 5 inside my pocket where our laps join together
I con they use my other blackberry touch 2 take chat for 2go
As a bad sharp guy I observe say this babe they put hand for my pocket o
The thin sef shock me say, how this kind fine babe go they do this kind thing
But base on say me no too dey rush things , I do like say I no see her and bus don move already lol

Naim we dey go o, the bus location na for people wey they go , Maryland, ojota, mile12
The cross bag wey she carry her new samsung phone they inside unzipped

Naim me sef kpake her own samsung , sharp guy no be thief na
When we con reach (Pekass, na club for ikeja) she dey tell driver say she wan come down , driver say he no dey refund money , she say no problem say she forget something, meanwhile I know wetin she dey try do lol

Naim she come down o, naim I tell her say
"Babe if you don return my bold 5, I go return your samsung she shock
She con dey run follow the bus
Naim I shout from afar say if she need am make she come ojota , I mention the street and house number

Omo like play she come ojota bc na her personal phone and when I weigh the phone E go reach 170k as at then
Omo she come ojota naim I nack her in different corners
I calm down nack her like person wey don make am for life
She still use her money buy me beer and weed join
And I make sure say I suck that breast like say my life depend on am


Lights up my kpoli in peace

sunshineV:
there is dis guy wey collect from my hand say he wan epp me change screen. hin collect money come dey waka fast i had to start running to catch up, he even told me to walk fast o cus crowd plenty after a while nigga disappear...both money and phone dat needed fixing jus go laidat

ChiefSosa:
She left me 'cause she thought I was broke, but now I own 13 face masks, a wireless headphone and I'm the current admin of 3 WhatsApp groups with several members, so I guess she lost....Mama I made it

Mrskillz1:
I have asked questions.
My mom became mad as she got pregnant with my younger brother.
By then, my Dad said he took her to several places and was told that it was ogbanje. My mom is very beautiful and hardworking.
Her family joined in the solution.
She became okay after she put to bed.
Then they decided not to have more kids.
My mom's shop is in main market onitsha, after a few years, the madness returned and her shop was closed down. By then, we had grown a little and so everyone concentrated on us, giving us a life.
I remember that my mom leaves house every morning and will trek to main market and hang around there and return by evening.
This she did daily.
She was not violent. She was usually by herself.
Her brothers usually came to see her.
My Dad took care of her grooming.
Until few years back when she suddenly stopped going to market and stayed indoors for like a week.
Then one night, my Dad said she called him as they were sleeping and said to him that we will be fine.
Then they slept off and she didn't wake up in the morning.

Harpyeagle:
I no go mind if person fit help sex traffic me comot from this contree

Biglittlelois:
Look at all the hyperventilation from naija men dem, right in their little cubicle, they are typing and crying as if they know the in and out of Bill Gates family, lol

How they can actually say nonsense about Melinda is just beyond me, will a person like Bill go for an opportunist as a wife? They met at a conference in New York and she was working at Microsoft, can't you people read?

This is not even the divorce agreement proceeds, this is Bill giving the wife that they spent 27years of their life together what she rightly deserves without a dent to his billionaire position, with no complaints from him, so why the pains here?

He has given her the billions and moved on, and I'm pretty sure she'd still get more from the divorce proceeds, so keep crying and wailing on something that is not your concern, keep crying....

saphiere:
Yes so. We own the future. How are you?

You met her in-shape (probably curvy shape) you disfigured the shape through childbirth. Can you return her to her original self? No! So you have to pay for the damages.
The child bears the man's name

wisewordd:
See your African mentality . Go read about psychopath. He's just sick and not everything is diabolic. Go watch, seven psychopaths. It's a movie

Sunisonflex39:
She no even fine..

Next

Glamouzpeter:
That's because u keep meeting the wrong persons, a guy who truly loves u will try his possible best to get ur attention, rich or poor

AdeolaOmoOba:
Today, men won't even give ladies the opportunity to say the NO! finish. Once they notice a lady's body language. Forget! na for her to park well o. You go just hear: Oh! Sorry for disturbing you o! Have a nice day! Bye bye!

AntiAPC2023:
that curious345 is a mentally derailed psychotic.
kindly disregard her, the paschaline is still in detention

Curious345:
she has been set free since . She acted in self defence ..

I have adviced all my 6 sisters to get a gun .. cuz you can never know

Curious345:
I also remember when a lady had to kill her alleged rapist .. she was a youth copper. Same akwaibom .

Like.i said the libido and Penchant to rape and harm in those areas are well documented .

This is not a general analogy, please it only applies to the criminals ..

Read below ..


Let's pray our dear lady comes back safe .. o lord biko'kwa

Jeon:
guy even though she put on long skirt or gown you will still sex her.


so save you tear for another day.

Rick9:
I concur. Same oh i love my girlfriend to pieces but i barely call her for up to 7 days and she understand why, that as i am broke i need all the focus i can get to make this money.

Even family members and friends i avoid them alot they hardly see me, i hardly call any. But once a while.

Sometimes a Man need to be in isolation for a while thats the only way he can see things very clearly.

TheLionofLasigi:
And you're an elderly woman o.....all am saying is you could have just wished her congratulations without telling us your dad's story..... unnecessary shalaye is a result of something being on your mind but you don't know how to express it. Say your mind, no dey shalaye like village woman.

brightDdon:
My guy,you are very on point here...

What you just explained up there is exactly my person..it doesn't mean that I don't love her anymore ,,but at that point I just want to think more about myself and how to get out of the situation,,,,no sweet relationship without money.