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Alwaysachick:
Schools in the south east are just too greedy and technologically backward.

Same cert that will take them weeks to process.

u just stated the obvious fact, they are really greedy..

SmartPolician:
These boys have potbellies at this age?

Only God knows what they will look like when they get old

they dont have potbellies, they are just suffering from mild kwashiorkor..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


My nigggar... If hell fire truely dey exist
Then nor be Canada he go dey
Am a bomber....the whole of Canada na heaven and God's own nation.. even to bomb them and go Scot free na wahalar......
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Ogbeni you want learn bombing.. okay o.. message me...but remember say you nor go fit dey sleep both day and night... because most countries nor dey the same time with us..and you go learn how to smoke, drink enough bottles and bang pussy..na these things dey prevent depression and ginger you to start all over again once the work or client way you don use almost three months follow up cast....

lol..i no de smoke, but i drink occasionally abd bang regularly (no be olosho o)..i just want make u tell the the best social app to use..how i go takr see client them..give me some format make i start..but i no go fit online 24/7 o..i go try de online for night, but for day i get other hustle to do..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


My nigggar... If hell fire truely dey exist
Then nor be Canada he go dey
Am a bomber....the whole of Canada na heaven and God's own nation.. even to bomb them and go Scot free na wahalar......

bro make i dm me..make u put me through some shit na..suffer don tire me

LizBathory:
Depraved Nigerian men strike again. It's in their blood. Fear men.

just shut the Bleep up >:

dominique:
It cost a lot but certainly not up to $5m or $3m you quoted on your posts. Even American based companies won't be able to afford such advert rates. How many brands or businesses are even worth up to $5m that they will now use such huge amount to promote?

believe that guy at ur own peril

ModestGal:
I'm a Taekwando black belter, its only if a guy is ready to die hes gonna try that shit with me. And also, I am crew NO FORGIVENESS of such kind of mental problem. Go see a psychologist and never com back to me.
Sick people

lol...story

amazingamaka:
I love his athletic body but the tattoo is no no for me.

BTW I read online he is married and still have crush on Tacha.. I sure know he will be a womanizer

but married women are allowed to have crush, and u gals see it as being cool, y is it that most naija gals are so selfish in their perspectives..

Cynthiacute25:
Which women because I don't like men with tattoo.. Just like his physic

he fact that u dont like tatoos, doesn't mean other women dont like it too, ok?

bigiyaro:
lolzzz, rims that have been confiscated by Dubai police, from laptops to phones even flash drives, Dubai police collected every thing, his stupid arse will soon be thrown in jail, your mentor has nothing not even a dime, his accounts will be cleared to atleast refund some of the 1.9 million people he stole from, as for you, it will soon be your turn.

reply that guy, at ur own peril, he is really daft and very myopic...

IceColdVeins:
Its quite dark how people find ruthless killers attractive, like wtf? Same way a good number of American females are obsessed with Ted Bundy.... I could have sworn that I almost puked reading about the utmost mediocrity the blood countess made of the world. That woman was literally a Ghoul in woman's skin.

thats human psychology for u....well she was always believed to be a vampire, she baths with the blood of virgins to renew her looks, she she was extremely beautiful...go and watch the horror movie "stay alive" it was kinda adapted from her story....

Muna4real:
I have done more than that for my boyfriend. It's because I love him sooo much .

every gal online will always claim to be supportive in their relationships, anyways i believe u..

Muna4real:
Yes I can pay for his transport. E no hard na

we are not talking about paying by 'kind' , we are talking about u sending him transport money to come see u..

what do u have to call guys that lots of gals do ask out, but he tells them he is not interested, but those gals still ask him out,ok on the long run he place along with them,pretends to love them back, have sex with some of them, lol, but at the end he really has one babe he cherishes, that gal he is so free with, while on calls and even while chatting..gals force themselves on guys a lot, if we try not to feel interested ,they feel really hurt..so don't judge me ok , before thunder rape u ..

lefulefu:
i have been on training as in keeping fit programme and by the way whose this? are u an elizabeth bathory fan?

men..u just reminded me of her, the blood countess..lol as crazy as she seems, i find her extremely fascinating, legend has it that she was extremely beautiful too..

iLegendd:
Whenever I go to the market, I get cheated because I hate pricing anything edible. If it's purchase of vehicles, you can't cheat me.

I bought a catfish for 1k yesterday, but someone bought it there before I left for 800. I felt really bad, but there is God.

Today, I decided to take 5k to buy some food stuff for a female friend of mine since I'll be visiting her tomorrow as she has put to bed last month.

I planned buying her a carton of Eva, tea, milk, a carton of indomie, etc. My estimate was 5k, but I was shocked when I spent more than that for that small thing. See picture below.

I haven't even bought the water yet, but I have spent more than 10k already. Market women are just using this to pandemic to cash out. It's unfair.

Anyway, na people wey dey hustle for money in Naira e go pain pass. Those getting it in foreign currency don't have to worry.

But, why do market women love cheating me?

Also, if you're a lady, calculate how much the things below is suppose to worth.

lol guy u de worry, im sure u are just being sarcastic here, anyways las las, all man go make this money, no de taunt ur fellow guys cos things never stew for them..just an advise though..*walks away*

Openbusiness3:
My husband donated his sperm for IVF without my consent!! We have been married for 8 years with 5 children, 2 boys and 3 girls. His best friend has been married for 3 years without kids.

The wife is my friend. My husband was given One (1)million Naira for his sperm to be donated to my friend, the wife to my husband’s best friend. I was never told about this. Her pregnancy was announced around October 2017.

I was so happy for her, she never disclosed anything to me let alone how she went for IVF procedure. She gave birth to 2 daugthers in August, 2018. They threw a party and painted the town red.

In mid-November 2018, the kids just turned 3 months when one of the babies fell from the rocking chair in their sitting room.

She was bleeding, so they took her to the hospital, only to discover that she was SS, they later took the other one there for test and she is AS. They called my husband 2 weeks ago at 2am early morning on that day to come to the hospital, he wanted to go alone, I said I will come with him as I was also very worried for the baby.

The first thing that shocked me, was that the baby so much looked like my daugthers at that age. She has the big eyes of my husband and my 5 kids. My husband was told to donate blood as he has O negative like the child.

He is the only one to give blood to the baby, as she had lost a lot of blood. After 2 hours there, we went home. I could not sleep, I told my husband directly; ” Is there something about your friend’s child you want me to know?’ he said no. I said ok and slept off.

I noticed he was already awake and left home for work too early. I quickly dressed up and went to the hospital to see the wife. Only to see my husband there with them. I asked them straight if it was my husband that donated his sperm for the IVF? Because my husband is AS genotype like his wife unknowingly, while I am AA like her husband. My husband knew but wanted the One (1) Million Naira.

They did not bother to find out. She told me she wanted to tell me when they were all planning it last year, it was my husband that kicked against it, that I will never agree to the plan. I called his family and my uncle only, as I do not have parents. I told them that I can only remain in this marriage if the 2 daughters of his best friend is given back to me.

They are my husband’s kids and mine as well, or they MUST pay me 2 million Naira, or I will quit my marriage. My husband is a cow. The twins are too beautiful like my husband for me to leave them with that family. My last child is lonely and needs a little one to play with. I know i sound a bit crazy, l’ am sorry i can not think straight anymore. This is just too much for me to handle.

I need advise on what to do next. Thanks

— Anonymous

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shut up, u are just being too selfish. just imagine, u are even requesting for 2m, greedy woman..the man never cheated on u, so what?, what if he was a sperm donor by occupation?, as strange as it sounds, such occupation actually exist..better use ur head, selfish woman..

kenzysmith:
me and ify do friends 4 5yrs pant sef no see she go dey gist how he guy take they straff her i dey there dey smile like gaduje now she his happily married with a son . i saw her 2months ago at d mall with her husband she was telling her husband i was a real man that she spend night in my house without me touching her, from that moment i get d message that straight up i mumu for for 5yrs

lol guy i swear, u cracked me up, lmao

im an igbo boy, from abia state precisely, and i must confess, this wicked acts are very typical with our igbo women..why is it so, its really terrible..i base at lag and i rarely hear women from the south west or north doing such to little children..this is really bad. i dont want to believe acts like these are stereotypical to igbo women, but i want every igbo woman to change their mindset in handling other people's children..i know there are only few igbo women that do such wicked acts, but why must it be our women all the time.

stanliwise:
Aside the movie you are not far from reality. He only share bloodline with them and nothing more than the recent event. A lot of things should be put into consideration.

killing eve comes to mind

Emaprince:
You are actually lacking sense seriously. You just so foolish!!

Just read the nonsense you wrote. Ediot.

It was right for her to falsely accuse him and ediots like you will judge him in the social media court. But now he stood up to fight to clean his image you are spewing gutter to make him look stupid.

It shall never be well with you. Ediot

amen bro, it will never be well with him or her ..

Philadelphia:
Go school, you say no; say na woman pant you wan dey sniff upandan.
Have you now seen your zenith in life? You can't pass this point in your life.

You can't construct a proper grammar or make a reasonable sentence.

I shame for you.

Kid, you are the stagnant one in life.

lol zombie u had to reconstruct my grammar..u are really stupid and too old for this , lol just imagine...anyways obviously its a typo and i dont owe u any grammar bro..ur thought towards me doesnt matter cos u are poor , wretched, and a slowpoke so why should i disturb my self about ur perception about me...it doesn't vhange anything in my life ...go get a life..this the last time ill mention u..u are just too poor and filled with bad energy for my liking...mind u, dobt expect every man to be a failure as u, everyonr has his/her own race, so focus on urs, since u chosed to be a failiure...and ill aslo advise u to stop masturbating with my picture, i might sue u to court if u dont take time, cos what u doing is some kind of rape..u are a queer and padophilie thats picks on small boys to tear thier ass holes .but my god pass u lol...anyways u can self-service ursef to ur grave for all i care ...so that ur family will have prace cos u are a huge burden to them, with ur poverty oozing life and wretched look body..pukes!

Philadelphia:
You're so poor that you can't even get a decent shave...
We're waiting to see where masturbating will take you in life.

You're just a waste.

Trust me, you'd have been better off if your dad had masturbated you off instead of bringing a shame like you into this world.

lol bro..im sure that pic is finer than any pic u have ever taken in ur life , and u will ever take u are just some old lonely bastard, who has no woman in his life due to extreme poverty, that's why u have low self esteem..and it is confirmed that u wanked ur life away with my picture, cos i wonder why else u should scrutinize my pic this way. wretched man..post one of ur pictures lets see ya ugly grotesque face ...u are not only poor physically u are so poor mentality bro....common get thw Bleep out of my mention dimwit..lol

Philadelphia:
With how many carryovers? You're 24 years and still in school with a C.GPA that can't be used to flash someone if it were to be converted to airtime.
I was already employed at age 22. Who is stagnant here? You of course.
Go through my posts on nairaland and you'd know that me and you no dey the same class.

How can you move forward in life when all you do is masturbate all day?
You dey here to snap picture with hard hat meanwhile your hobby and achievement for life na to dey sniff woman pant upandan...
What a shame you are to the male folks.

bro u brag alot ..wretched man...we all know how u old men boast of ya youth..its not a new thing...same way most of my mates are dead, same way most of my mates are still clamouring to get admission..so go get a life , usless man..post ur pictures lets see how ugly and short u are...and please delete my phone from ur picture..stop wanking ur life out with it, else u will die of cardiax arrest..its just an advise bro..dont take it personal

U1:
In that case, you were off-topic. The post was specifically about a job. It wasn't "Should A Lady Marry A Man Without Any Means of Livelihood?"

Ladies usually just want to know whether you have a job or not! Capisce?

..dont be myopic, the op we all know what the op is talking about, he doesn't have to spell it out, most rich ppl dont have job, but companies and enterprise, so surely we know the op was talking about men with no job abd means of livelihood

Philadelphia:
At 22 years, I already had a job that was paying me over 273,000 NGN a month in a new generation Nigerian bank. Yet, you're 24 now.

2 years later, I got a job with an IOC where I have been working for several years now and I am currently a team lead.
I don't see any stagnation close to me but I'm sure you're soaked and drenched in it. Everything around you smells of stagnation. See your cheap Onitsha Versace branded Shirt; (maybe you even got it for 1k5 NGN). What do you know about life? Afterall, here's what a kid spills on nairaland




Isn't that your destiny? You're clearly a stagnant perv and that's the highest you'll go in this life.


The below is your peak in life:



For the fact that you spend almost all your day being on Nairaland romance section and masturbating to the stories and pictures of the girls there, then it's obvious that you're deluded and can never make it in life.
You're the definition of "stagnant".

Go to school and face your studies.

and again..useless man..im a 500l student , studying to electrical engineering, i also work at MEMMCOL a private company, even though the money is small, the main thing for me right now is to garner enough experience in my field of study..im not a usless old man like u, that choose to troll on nairaland..

Emma1Oj:
fine nigga..your babe kn say you be hot cake, so she gat to grab you tight with her hands, legs and that btw her legs before she hear stories that touch the heart.

thanks bro..no mind that usless man wey de whine himself ..

Philadelphia:
At 22 years, I already had a job that was paying me over 273,000 NGN a month in a new generation Nigerian bank. Yet, you're 24 now.

2 years later, I got a job with an IOC where I have been working for several years now and I am currently a team lead.
I don't see any stagnation close to me but I'm sure you're soaked and drenched in it. Everything around you smells of stagnation. See your cheap Onitsha Versace branded Shirt; (maybe you even got it for 1k5 NGN). What do you know about life? Afterall, here's what a kid spills on nairaland




Isn't that your destiny? You're clearly a stagnant perv and that's the highest you'll go in this life.


The below is your peak in life:



For the fact that you spend almost all your day being on Nairaland romance section and masturbating to the stories and pictures of the girls there, then it's obvious that you're deluded and can never make it in life.
You're the definition of "stagnant".

Go to school and face your studies.

and ill suggest u post ya pics in ur million naira suits..lets see how ugly and disfigured u are...am sure u wishing to atleast have a kid like me..thats if uve settled down , cos u are u too wretched and poor for it..cos i wonder how a well to do guy will support his fellow guy who has no means of livelihood to get married..poverty is really a mindset..u have the mindset and bro, for that, poverty will never depart from u..