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[quote author=Truth.hurtss]In that case, Calabar should be restored as the Capital of Nigeria and if you go to oil producing countries, the oil producing regions are usually the most developed. NPA should be relocated to the SE region since they are the ones activily involved in Importation.[/quote]Eh ehn na...carry the Atlantic Ocean go the SE. LMAO @ they are the ones actively involved in importation. In fact, not just actively, we all know only the Igbos import; other ethnic groups only export. And you mean Lagos is still the capital of Nigeria?

TechWalker007: And the Nigeria oyel revenue should be named after and sent back to the South South where it came from?

News flash: Lagos adds to the "oyel revenue" as it is an oil producing state.

Did anybody read this:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3277/la-liga/2013/11/10/4397139/once-a-rock-now-a-wreck-what-has-happened-to-gerard-pique

Not much different from what we had been discussing here anyway.

One more thing I should suggest to Mr Pique about positioning; the own goal he scored against AC Milan is a replica of an own goal he scored like 3 seasons ago (I can't remember our opponents but it was scored in the final minute of the game and it ended 1-1). It seems he needs to realize that when he needs to stop a cross from coming in, he should position himself further away from the goal towards the cross. That way if he instinctively sticks his foot out as he so frequently does, the ball goes out of touch for a corner and not in the back of his own goal.

agbameta: The house doesn't need any court of law to throw her in jail for contempt of the parliament which they stated in their report.

You are just too old, dumb and clueless to figure the responsibilities of lawmakers and the powers yielded to them by the people.

Please shut your ignorant old asss up sometimes...

Yepa!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]THey did good by not killing the Cheetah.[/quote]If they did, they would have been arrested.

Onliie: If it is a toy gun, then it is not armed robbery. Am I right?

Read the story again as I did. The toy gun was used in another robbery incident which bagged the robber 15 years (for attempting to rob his passenger of her phone). The guy that bagged a death sentence robbed another lady (of money and recharge cards).

izunned: you yorubas are so full of sh..it.very Arrogant and empty barrel boasting people.I have never seen people with soo much paper qualifications , but yet so incopetent and very dumb to impact positively on any thing, even when given a Cart Blanche to run a place,institution or a company.tell me which person from your boastful region thats has impacted positively in any ministry like princess odua,or any one from you people stock that was an aviation minister who moved that sector above what he found it.i dont have the simplest iota of doubt that GEJ will regret helpin to push that man to that position, because from history you people lack the technical competence to improve on any place you people headed, except leaving it worst than you found it.I rest my Case

Don't rest it quite yet. I agree with you. I also think the governor of Abia should be moved to Lagos to teach these oily soup people how to run a state. Or what say you?

The female passenger, Amaka Okafor told the court that “on realizing the gun was a toy, I resisted him but he overpowered me after biting me with his teeth and snatched my phone from me”.

OK. On second reading, it appears the toy-gun was used by the guy sentenced to 15 years; and not the former who robbed the lady of money and recharge cards (and was sentenced 2 death). The story combines 2 judgement proceedings (which created a bit of confusion).

Tolexander: the same role played and the presidential and finance ministry back up given to Dr Okonjo Iweala when she was contesting for the post of World Bank President

You didn't have to rub that in.

saxywale: Prof olomo would even reject bodyguards. The prof himself is an area boy

Well, it takes more than an area boy to resist heavily armed bandits. When you are trying to fight corruption in Nigeria, you need armored cars and your own Secret Service. The fact that some people in the company he was contracting collude with these oil thieves made it a very unwise decision not to get security (as they would be aware of his work).

saxywale: He works on contract with one of the oil companies in eket on methods used in detecting stolen crude oil.

Haaaaaaaa There you go.

[quote author=Jingo-OAU]Dr Aliu is a selfless man right from his university days in Russia. The man served in various capacity in ICAO and over the years, his impeccable records actually won him this position which no african or black man has ever occupied.

I also want to add to it that his achievement is not new to us cos he came from Ikare Akoko in Ondo state. A town that has produce so many great people.

Am a proud Akoko man[/quote]You didn't have to diminish yourself by acting like them primal tribalists did you?

It is general knowledge that cheetahs while able to run fast in short bursts do not have the stamina to last in a long race.

collynzo2: ARMED robbery carries a death sentence in our beloved country. Good for him.

Since the gun was a toy, it wasn't armed robbery after all.

[quote author=barack_o_handso] Barcelona are
considering a shock January swoop for
Fulham striker Dimitar Berbatov



www.championsleague.ca/2013/11/18/ex-manchester-united-star-targeted-as-messi-replacement-fc-barcelona-news-10992-8457



Someone please tell me this is just a rumor.[/quote]Which website is this? You don't believe everything you read online, do you?

[quote author=Eye of an Eagle]Wise man do u read the news at all?[/quote]You dey ask whether monkey read news. Monkey dey read news where you come from?

NOFACE: Oh i am very sorry , the comment is beyond your comprehension, seems you learnt the word gibberish newly? that is how we know small boys/girls, they always love to use any newly learnt words at a slightest opportunity.

I know that you are directly touched by the post. Take heart and learn how to reason with your head and not with the hole below your waist.

Can everybody see how the highlighted phrase was constructed. Now boys and girls, that is not how to speak or type English. This person is obviously a semi-illiterate.

ghostofsparta: Ajule-Orun

Oro kpo

What is that "k" before the "p" there for?

COOLDUN: These apes that believe that their ancestor fell down from the sky with a broom and calabash will never wake up and face the realities of the 21st century. They are still living in the 1st century, while still claiming to be educated, I wonder how these people would have been, if they were not educated with a confiscated money from one section of the country.

Why in this modern time someone is wasting the lives of innocent people in the name of money ritual? Who told them that money ritual is real? Though if a tribe’s existence is based on lie/fable stories, which all of the people believe to an extend that it is written in the history books , why won’t they believe it, even if they were told that their grandfathers were transformed from women to men.

They have changed from diverting innocent bus travelers in their cities to their evil forests to the robbing of newly born babies in the hospitals.

Now I can believe a testimony of One of the escaped victims of the evil forest ritualists wrote how he and co army officer in the bus with guns overpowered ritualists/agents and slaughtered them including their village partners in rituals who always pretend to be helpers to the lucky escaped victims; he said that he and the co army officer pretended to be asleep when they blew their powdered substance in the bus, and made sure that they were proved beyond reasonable doubt that they were ritualists, when they were about to enter into the Sagamu/Lagos express way evil forest, when the bus slowed down because of the bad road, the army officer blew off the driver’s head which made the bus to fell in a ditch, before the other ritualists could know it they have surrendered them with their guns, shooting them on their heads, and tortured the remaining who pointed at the other females patners in the bus that pretended to be victims too. While they were toturing them they started showing them their villagers co ritualists too.

The army guys said that if they took them to the authorities they would be freed by their high placed patronizers so they decided to waste the ones they caught and freed the genuine passengers in the bus and fled the scene too.

I can see that the bus travelers are wiser and well prepared nowadays, that is why they have resorted to invading the hospitals.

I believe that this has made them to change their method by invading the hospitals in their towns, as foolish gullible people they are. Why should a man kill his fellow human being for money ritual? And their people would be claiming that other section of the country is desperate for money?

I would advise other people to leave these clowns to continue killing/wasting their new generation by killing them for senseless reasons so that they will seize to exist very soon. Keep on killing yourselves and point your fingers at other people.

GBOMO GBOMO. CARRY GO.

Somebody actually described this gibberish post as "articulate".

koonbey: They were looking for a Particular Baby.

Thank you. None seemed to have read the story. Probably planned to kidnap/harm the baby as revenge or for some reason. If the particular baby can be identified, I will say look closer at the baby's father. Just a hypothesis but could be the baby was unwanted; and the mother refused to do an abortion. It's likely the father is a "strong man". I'm coming up with this because the story is rather strange and the premises I'm creating are the only things that give it some sense.

yourangel: Pele, Maradona, Messi and more: Jimmy Greaves picks his all-time world XI

The England legend certainly prioritised attack when picking his best-ever side


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/pele-maradona-messi-jimmy-greaves-2801770

Someone should please kindly educate me. I saw this Baba's all-time world XI (shown below) and was wondering if Messi also plays as a left-winger? I used to think he (Messi) plays on the right wing and not left. Please tell me if I'm wrong? Thanks!

You only noticed Messi? Johan Cruyff was a striker (probably the first ever False 9) and Pele was a supporting striker, yet they are put in the mid-field. I guess he's doing it the Barcelona way; flexibility. After all though Cruyff and Pele were strikers, they were decent ball players (to fit in the mid-field). But he completely snubbed great mid-fielders like Lothar Matthäus, Matthias Sammer, Xavi, etc. Only Maradona was a mid-fielder.

philfearon: Just like his compatriot Salas,Alexis Sanchez masterminded the Destruction of the English national team in Wembley,scoring a brace and Repeating History!!
Men! You need to see Sanchez's two sweet goals,and esp,the second! It was so sexy,it got my Greatman up{kidding}!!
Anyway,the goal was an Evolution of the Madrid sexy chip...Such a beauty!!
Sanchez has really started showing me that my love for him was not in vain!!{JERSEY ALEXIS on point next}

Before he tore them on the field, he tore them with words:

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/442739/EXCLUSIVE-You-ve-all-gone-soft-Chile-star-Alexis-Sanchez-blasts-English-players

ALEXIS SANCHEZ has delivered a withering verdict on England, saying their players are too soft and they have no chance of winning the World Cup in Brazil next year.

“We are a tougher team than England,” he said. “The problem for teams like England is that everything is so easy for them. They join these academies at maybe 10 or 11 years old and everything is done for them.

“They are so modern and the players are looked after – it is not just England but many European nations.

“I used to wash cars for such little money just so I had enough money to buy my football boots. When you are at academies like Manchester United and Arsenal then everything is just given to you.

“With countries like England if you don’t make it as a professional football player then there are still many other opportunities, and you still have a chance to live a good life.

“My family was so poor that football for me was about survival. I told my mother from a young age, ‘Don’t worry, I will become a football player and get us out of this situation’.

“If I had failed I would be working 15-hour days on construction sites and still not be earning enough to live. Football saved me, and I don’t think any England players could say that.

“There were no rules when you play football on the street, no coaches to protect you. Because I was so advanced I used to play with the big kids and they used to try to kick me all over the street.

“I learned to be tough, and you can only learn that if you grow up in that environment.

“It is not the fault of England or other European teams they did not grow up in an environment like that, but having everything so easy made them soft.”

AjanleKoko: It seems there's some quiet downsizing of backroom staff, especially those perceived to be loyal to Pep, and the former board.
To be honest, I am not so sure how well Zubi is functioning as a sporting director. It's actually not a ceremonial position.

Sooner or later the golden boys of the Pep era will begin to leave. Valdes first, later maybe Iniesta? He's not Catalan, and there are a ton of Spaniards playing in England already. He's won everything, so he might actually take a walk after 2015.

Xavi and Puyi will retire in the system anyway. Pique might also walk away, especially since he'll still be able to sneak into any top side right now.
That now leaves Messi. He may just get sold for a ton of cash.

Some actually wonder why I've not so taken to Sandro Rosell.

rexzqcom: while there is no major in credit card scam in Unilag. I won't be surprise there could be both former and informer seminars conducted by unscrupulous shylocks in those campuses on vises of that nature for fees.

You mean "formal" and "informal". Well, yeah they hold formal and informal classes on computer hacking even in schools in the US. Even if the classes are meant to only enlighten, they do end up giving ideas to plenty of guys with malicious intentions.

^^^^^^^^
Aha! Another one about a physio that left. And they are wondering why Messi's injury (to the hamstring) is recurrent.

Mafious: Most Nigerians commenting have never been to the United States (I owe no one an apology, you have not been where you have not been period. It's not like the Yankee is even heaven once my people at Arik give me green light me I dey come house)

Americans are wonderful people if they did to us what we did to them, we have kicked the whole lot to the curb, afterall what did the
honest Ghanaian do to us in the 80's when we kicked them out?

If you are in the group who attacked this fine young woman, go look yourself in the mirror what you would see is the face of a HYPOCRATE.

You are quite right. I for one have never been out of my village in Ekiti. I owe it to enlightened and well traveled people like you (who can't spell "hypocrite" ) to tell me how the US works. I also need a House Negro to remind me how wonderful Americans are. Can you please provide more info on these wonderful Americans (like how many times they allow you to kiss their a$$es daily, and do they keep their a$$es clean using only water or water and soap?)

Funny thread.

Run? Nobody dey run.

It is a simple matter really. Some will definitely be left on the way side, both male and female. For men, it will be about not being able to make enough to start a family; for a woman it will be about not being able to attract the kind of man she wants (she's unattractive in one way or the other: either physically or otherwise). It's all sour grapes for a heterosexual woman to claim she doesn't need a man.

The other thing is, no matter how much of an assh0le a man is, once he has all things in place to start a family, he can. Same cannot be said for a female assh0le (referring to the "otherwise" above). Only white men marry female assh0les.

De Beauvoir: Forget their nonsense about how single successful women are lonely and depressed etc. That is just a means they employ to make women believe that they need live lives of submission under men in order to be fulfilled.

Very true. It is a myth we see everyday (I hope you like oxymorons).

vislabraye: I came to this thread late:
So there's a difference between stealing money and scamming ??
So U can defend theft using credit card, but when it comes to scamming, its disgraceful. Are they not still under internet fraud ?
It seems we are more interested in winning argument here.

Guy, the mugu doesn't even know the meaning of scam. By his definition, nothing like "credit card scam" exists.

naijanaso: maybe you don't know the level of crimes Nigerians commit outside here.

No I don't. Gist me abeg...

Hear the self-hating baboon...

chief batiatus: Peter Botha said the plain truth! Blacks cannot rule themselves and that has been proven by Nigeria's history since 1960 after the white people allowed us to rule ourselves. Our fundamental problems are;
1. We are self-deluding
2. We are irresponsible
3. We are quick to adopt happy conclusions
4. And we are just plain dumb (reason why politicians are stealing insensible amounts of money)

I will expect some so called intellectual answering my post with all manner of shortsighted and unverified claims (eg mention of philip emeagwali who has been exposed as a fraud) but that is your hopeless business.
Thank you Mr Botha.
Blacks should be slaves to whites and the world will be okay. In Nigeria's case, let us invite expartriate president, expartriate lawmakers, expatriate governors, expartriate clergy and maybe even expartriate citizens. We are damned souls period.

Now tell me this person quoted below is not an inbred:

chief batiatus: Ibos, Edos, delta and a few other miserable tribes are the MAIN reason for our bad image all over the world. When a culture celebrates money then there are no morals. In the east people only naturally think of themseleves and no regard at all for the interest of others. yorubas also contribute, to hell with all of ya!