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How come some people find it difficult to think? Are these not the basic occurrences we are witnessing already? It's just like saying ATM machines dispense only money. What else would you expect it to dispense? Rubbish prophecies...

samuelkaykay: This year,many strange things will happen,false prophets will be disgraces while true prophets will receive more grace.stay away from arguement,God bless you.

Ahn ahn, which one be false prophets will be disgraces...Guy, if na play,abeg stop am...

zyzxx: dat in ur dream, u disapoint me i tought u are gud in history, ah go back and study christianity saves many coutry, u wil c it wit ur eyes right it down

Stop talking dumb xyz or yzx or wetin u be self...Please give examples...I know you will start mentioning names in that book that has no bearing and foundation.

Omooba77: Thanks sir/Ma and happy new year, may our overflow begins now. Church will not be the sole provider of employment; but I know many who have been empower by the Church. Fasting works, read Jonah ; God is Sovereign.................

We are talking real-life situation,you are talking Jonah...Jonah na Nigeria economy abi...try go refresh..

Adeniyi A.:
watch your mouth young man! don't incur curses upon yourself

That's the fact. Don't threaten us with curses...We will speak what is right...oh ye people of mumu enterprise...

Fadelex: 2014 PROPHECIES BY PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE
INDIVIDUAL
● A DIVINE PROMISE OF MORE THAN A DECADE AGO WILL BEGIN TO FIND FULFILMENT
● SOMEONE CAN EXPECT A PROMINENT DIVINE VISITATION THAT WILL RADICALLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HIS/HER LIFE
● SOMEONE WILL HAVE THE FIRST TASTE OF REAL
DOMINION
●THERE WILL BE QUITE A FEW NARROW ESCAPE FROM
TRAGEDY

NIGERIA.
■THE FUTURE OF NIGERIA WILL BE DETERMINED IN 2014
■ THE EQUATIONS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT FROM THE EQUATIONS AT THE END OF THE YEAR

INTERNATIONAL
♥THERE WILL BE MORE MAJOR BREAKTHROUGHS IN
MEDICINE AND SCIENCE THIS YEAR
♥PRAY AGAINST NOISY HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE STORMS
♥PRAY AGAINST MONUMENTAL FIRE OUTBREAKS

Naija pastors with their hollow prophecies. Even as dumb as Tonto is, she knows all these things are yearly events that are bound to happen. You need no soothsayer to predict this... the faith of Nigeria getting decided in 2014, this is a broad term, which makes no absolute sense...

Omooba77: I'm not the spoke's person, but go to all the Provincial offices, they have staff, maintenance staff,engineers................etc. Not to talk of RCCG camp (Redemption camp) that employs more than 2000 people. God bless you sir, we can always believe in what we want..

You can see how shallow-minded and hollow you are. Do you have any idea of the unemployment rate in the country. You are there saying trash. It's your headache if you fast for 365 days but as rightly said, fasting is not and will never be a solution to the problem of the country.
Serious countries don't indulge in religious excuses. If based on the fasting that takes place in the country, then Nigeria should be best country to live in.
This is only one of your numerous hunger strike...Na una sabi...

Sick and mentally unstable...rubbish...

@Coolmoon500
Sincerely,your concerns seem very much clear.Issues as such make you feel left behind,having witnessed some of your colleagues getting married and you are yet to have a match.
Someone already hinted this point but I would probably buttress it further. You have given a broad picture of who you are and believe me, your kind of person isn't rare. In fact, I happen to be one only that I am a male and not under pressure.
If you have to be factual, such a lifestyle poses restrictions and limits your horizons and chances. I have found this to be somehow my limitation too as I find it difficult to go out. Even when I do, I don't really spend much time outside despite the fact that no one is there to check my movement. I live alone and I have a relatively good job but I just don't really stay out for long.
Owing to this, I've not really had the luxury of meeting someone I can really focus on as a genuine partner.
From the tone of your post which I believe someone also mentioned,it so clear that you already have a preset and predefined mind about the man you want. Trust me,it's good to know what you want but at the same, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Lower your guards a bit and lighten your requirements. You can't find all you have listed in a man. Even when your married friends tell you their spouse is an angel from heaven, don't get confused because if you're fortunate to go into their homes,you will realize things aren't as juicy as they paint them to be.
Like someone said,marrying a pastor does not in anyway guarantee a successful home.
Well,to wrap this up,my advise to you is to redefine your search to mean someone who will love,cherish and respect you,someone that will ensure your happiness always and also reliable. A man that is capable of all this is what you need. Cheers

Dhurmynick: This morning i didn't want to go to my church but my mum persuaded me into going to church with her. I gave in to her persuasion. I've been going to celestial for a few times over the years, But today was different. We started at 9a.m today due to what they call ikore (festival) they had numerous ikore today. Then it started, and it wasn't funny we pray, kneel and sing, we were indirectly and involuntarily doing frog jump, then the service got hotter, the prayers were superb then a prophet knelt down and was displaying signs of entering into the spirit, most women were dancing around her, in the blink of an eye the women's quarter scattered and i could see the prophet beating a woman mercilessly... JEEEEESUS. I've heard stories but I've never witnessed it before. This prophet was beating the woman in a manner that even Hercules would cry for her out of pity. This woman held her back and gently walked out of the church even though she is a member. The maliaka followed her outside still beating her. I once heard from my mother that the beating is to torture the badoo spirits out of a person.. Me just sit for back dey watch drama. A particular reason I hate going to celestial is bcoz of the lack of privacy. The maliaka can just drag you out and say things that are supposed to be a secret. I have to admit, I was scared when she was coming my way with the broom, then she dropped it and picked up a thick stick. Then she did 180 degrees and went back.. the service was one of the best I've had. Have you had any similar experience.

The service was one of the best you've had. Really? You must indeed be a psycopath. You are 'sicker' than your crazy malaika. Believe me, your malaika will miss all his front teeth if he tries that around me. "Id**t"...

Guy, you no see that engine, that thing don tire joooorrrrr.....

You are worry oh lord, ifisibu God, amiraku worker, you are worry oh lord...

Godysien: WARNING ALERT!!! In the name above every other names (JESUS) be careful with this great man of God. God's word said" Honour thy father and mother (including Pst. Adeboye) that thy days may be long on earth. So come back to this thread and make your confessional statement for total forgiveness concerning what you said about Pst. Adeboye OR by the unction that functions in Pst. Adeboye's life as long as Jehovah God lives your days shall be cut short. Take it or leave it, Jesus is Lord!

please be quiet with all these fake ways of luring people into your bondage. What confessional statement...Fake na fake...

dremoney: Wow, her parents. Her siblings. Her cousins. Her uncles. Her aunties. Her friends, what will they all say? That their beloved person made it through school only to be killed while serving a gaddamned country called Nigeria where nobody in government cares!

This is sooooooo painful.

May her soul rest in peace. Amen

I can imagine the terrible condition her family will be passing through at the moment. Just like passing through fire. I understand exactly how they will be feeling right now. My younger brother died three months after finishing NYSC and one year and a half after, we are all still soaked in grief and sorrow. It is certainly not what anyone would wish for. Such a loss...

Gift of holy spirit...hmmmmm...gift of delusion...Guys, get a life,it's all imaginative reasoning...
See how dem go start to fire me now...

Gift of holy spirit...hmmmmm...gift of delusion...Guys, get a life,it's all imaginative reasoning...
See how dem go start to fire me now...

The cheapest and easiest we have ever gotten so far. If we don't make it out of this group,then it simply means we are not good at all.

YankeeJoe: Guy, why re u wastin time on wat u re suppose 2 ve done 2 dat little bitch? In a more realistic analysis, do u tink she' stil a virgin or naive abt intimace even wit dos gestures she had presented b4 u? Guy, fire her sharp sharp! Moreso, dont mind those hypocrites askin u 2 do notin cos they ve done worst, if not stil doin such

Guy, i second your motion ooo. I go don fire cylinder tey tey...

Na wa o... you want to render Wizkid poor like you by fire by force abi...It's so amazing that you have been chosen to speak out this prophecy. Na who send you? Hahahahaha, very funny. Ok, God told me to tell you Bolanio to stop posting messages on Nairaland and go under Ojuelegba bridge every Monday to Friday to preach to Agbero. If you don't do it....hmmmmmm......

timi4mayo: All she needs do is to believe in God nd miracle will happen. He migth just b d next IYAYI

What a hollow and empty response!

So sad anyway, I have BSC in Applied Geophysics and MSC in Exploration Geophysics and can't seem to get a job in my line of discipline. Just doing a marketing job to survive...Hmmmmm....It is well...

hubreality: Why would they even uncover their hair while outside the Church the first place? It should be permanently covered for full obedience of religious dogmas; God is not only in Church but everywhere. Whether covered or uncovered, what defiles a man comes from the inside not outside.

Christianity is not a religion, but the life of God in a believer. Religion is simply man made!

U get problem. Dullard.Dundee United. U don smoke garri abi...

Ukuts gp: i wonder hw ur church will look like if u are a pastor. D name of ur church will be 'do as u like God understand'. People will just be trooping to hell in their thousands. When a blind man leads a blind man what do u think will happen?

It doesn't change the fact that you should go to church and mind your business, not observing ladies. God did not appoint you to write down names.

Ukuts gp: you see that your comment doesnt make sense but is a piece of trash?

Guy, his/her comment does not in anyway mean trash. You are certainly the one talking off-key. How does this become your headache and problem? Who are you advocating for? How does it impact on your life? If a lady chooses not to cover her hair, it's 100% up to her. The sooner you accept the fact that people have free will to coordinate their lives and make decisions on their own, the better. Abeg, go park well jooor...

Wetin we do eclipse for Ojodu na. D tin no even gree show...

Church, redemption camp, power must change hands and Mr Biggs.

Memyselfu2009: I don't need to read this trash I would just comment if u re died u re died nothing like hell or heaven u even turn good manure to the ground stop this story of seeing hell and coming back to tell people hw it looks like

My guy,easy now,ahn ahn, which one be ''if u re died u re died''.

Memyselfu2009: I don't need to read this trash I would just comment if u re died u re died nothing like hell or heaven u even turn good manure to the ground stop this story of seeing hell and coming back to tell people hw it looks like

My guy, easy now, ahn ahn, which one be ''if u re died u re died''.

Memyselfu2009: I don't need to read this trash I would just comment if u re died u re died nothing like hell or heaven u even turn good manure to the ground stop this story of seeing hell and coming back to tell people hw it looks like

My guy,easy now,ahn ahn, which one be ''if u re died u re died''.

njuwo: May My God Forgive You and save your soul from destruction thru Jesus Christ my Lord and Saviour amen.

njuwo, abi na wetin u call yourself, I don't need your sermon neither do I have to engage in what you believe in. If that's what makes your life easy, go after it. It doesn't impact on me in any manner as far as I know. I'd rather pray to a pile of dog shit.