₦airaland Forum

Ibiyomee:
HER VIRGINITY
You met and dated a girl when you were in the University, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have sex until your wedding night. The two of you became graduates but were jobless for 4yrs. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one big Company where you were paid close to N900,000 per month. Things were now going well with you and you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after a few sec, tears began rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was and what you heard was...
I'M SORRY LOVE, AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN, I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO YOUR BOSS BEFORE HE ACCEPTED TO EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY. THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED OR YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO REMAIN JOBLESS"
Hmmm....
Assuming you were the guy, would you still go ahead with the wedding?
And as a lady, can u do such for your love?
As for me hell NO! And if i would then i will go give it to him(boyfriend) first before going to the boss.
LET'S HEAR YOUR OPINION NAIRALANDERS....

Babe denied a nigga puss.y for 4 years only to give it to her boyfriend's boss in one fuc.king session.

4 bloody years of konji without resolution...

If I were the guy, it wouldn't even be the wedding.... it would be the job. How can you work with the only man that took your wife-to-be's virginity from you?

It is not even the virginity. I personally detest virgins for obvious and self-righteous reasons. It's the knowledge that my woman was fuc.ked by another man.

Despite temptations, I try as much as possible to stay faithful. And I deserve/expect the same from my woman. Anything other than that, it's a done deal.

To hell with such a job abeg.

To hell with the babe and the wedding as well.

There's more to life than earning 900,000 monthly without peace of mind and satisfaction.

No matter how difficult life may seem, there would be light at the end of the tunnel. It might only take time. But one day - a miracle would happen.

Lagusta:
contact bunmioguns, you wont regret it...

Thanks man.

Lagusta please I need a reliable and honest mtn data reseller. Do you know one ?

What investments do you have on ground?

Do you have SOURCES of income?

efyzhi:
but can sum1 change d o level result if he want to

To me, it's unnecessary.

But you can if you want to.

Funnicator:
Hi one, hi all.
I am confused. I am studying pharmacy at uniuyo. And I want to gun for post-graduate studies abroad, say Canada or UK.
The problem is I was admitted into uniuyo with my complete NECO result, when running my post-graduate abroad will I be disqualified/rejected for having NECO certificate instead of WAEC?
And, if yes I will be disqualified, can I write WAEC just before I conclude my undergraduate studies? In order to pursue my post-graduate with it?
Lomaxx and co, help a brother out please.

You won't be disqualified. All they'll need would be your university transcript and your good GRE scores. If they ask for O levels, your NECO result is one.

free2ryhme:
Shouldn't husbands only find their wives attractive and nobody else? Is she overreacting? Does she need to feel threatened by her niece?

Finding another woman physically attractive doesn't mean he has found her more attractive than his wife. That a man was carried away by a brief moment of physical stunning beauty he isn't used to doesn't mean he will choose the other one over his wife. I don't know why some of you keep failing to realize that beauty is a spectrum - and physical beauty is just one end of that spectrum.

Some of you women really surprise me with the way you think. With the way you folks behave like you've got men all figured out, one would expect some common sense with self esteem as an addendum. Sadly, that rarely happens.

Tell madam to calm down. She should work on her self esteem.

So if her husband keeps meeting hot women, she'd pee in her pants no?

smartdave1:
Good p.m sir lomaxx, pls does uniuyo accept IJMB for direct entry into med & surg?

No!

So far only first degrees are accepted for DE

Chartey:
Well in my school, U06 haven't gone halfway into housemanship and U07 just started 600 about a month ago.

This is a consolation.

alutacontinua:
And the insult gets worse
Now, they became best students cos they have a pu*sy


No complications whatsoever @ my surgery
it feels so wonderful

Notice how I left out anything that has to do with feminine sexuality. Whatever the reason is, I don't know. Everybody here that succeeds works hard.

Oh! This is what Brazilian hair looks like. I'm knowing this for the first time. Trust me - I'll leave this thread and a girl with Brazilian hair will walk past me and I still won't know. Hair na hair abeg.

alutacontinua:
This is an insult to the female folk
In 2014, you're still shocked that females are blasting guys
Dey there na

In Nigerian medical schools, females stand at a more advantage than the males. This is a fact! Male medical students have to work harder. It's better experienced than explained - those that are already in clinicals understand this. Those that are not yet in clinicals, when you get there pay close attention to how your MALE consultants and the residents teach/treat your female classmates- contrast it to how you are taught/treated even when you're eager to learn.

Lets not even go there- don't you see how eager your seniors in school are eager to pass acada stuff, lecture materials, past questions to your female classmates?. When you go to meet them, they start talking about Man United and Goodluck Jonathan. It's already a male-dominated profession so you know the drill. It's not a level playing ground for everyone.

I can still remember my Pathology viva voce exam, my female classmates were telling me the questions they were asked. I was like wtf!! When it was my turn to tell them my own, they said I didn't pray. But we all passed the exam - some of us had to work harder.

At this point I rest my case. I'm not saying female medical students do not study - of course they do. But when it comes to the little things that make the big difference, they're more advantaged. Thank God for the internet and YouTube- it would have been worse.

Alutacontinua, how was your surgery? I mean your gender-swap surgery. Hope it was successful. You're showing signs of complications

alutacontinua:
Why am I missing this guy?


#no homo

What brand of vodka did you take this morning?

Fedric:
please oooo, a greet every medical pals. IS IT EASY FOR A MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO JUST GRADUATE TO TRAVEL ABROAD FOR PRACTICE ( to work as a doctor)?

When you are inducted, you are given a temporary license which is valid for two years. You should do your housemanship within this period or risk writing your final exams again.

After that, you go for nysc. Your permanent license comes after nysc. So I won't advise anyone who just graduated to run outside. Make sure your feet is stable in your home country before we start hearing stories that touch the lumbar spine.

Tallesty1:
She is old

Ever heard an adage about old wine and how it tastes?

She's his manager and I'm sure they have a professional relationship. So her age shouldn't come in here

Chartey:
The 8 years is almost normal now. Without strikes, medicine is 7 yrs in most schools na. If you come add all these strikes join e go enta 8 yrs.

The 2006 set in my school just finished housemanship with all the strikes.
2007 set were inducted 4 months ago.

And in my opinion, they overstayed. So EBSU's case was on the extreme given the accreditation suspension.

I am an obvious victim of strikes in Nigerian University. When I began 400 level in August 2012, our Faculty slated our date of graduation for May 2015. But between then and now we've had an 8 month ASUU strike, a 2 month NMA strike which will prolong the calendar by almost a year.

I believe there is a management insensitivity in the administration of most Colleges of Medicine in this regard. We can't keep spending 8 to 10 years in school to study a 6 year course on the flippant excuse of strikes. When it comes to strikes, other students in other departments are barely affected - unless the strike is very long. In my school, the VC cut short all holidays to 2 weeks. What is the result of that? Folks that were admitted with me on 4-year courses have been shortlisted for nysc, those on 5 year courses are rounding up. And my brother that was admitted into the Faculty of Engineering when I was in 400 will be graduating with me.

My point is other departments have a way of getting their academic calendar back on track despite the strikes- but not medicine. We don't run semesters. We run stretches of sessions without holidays and our sessions lasts from 13 - 15 months on the average (18 months for preclinicals). So these strikes shouldn't be affecting us. There should be some kind of waiver. Or they should come up with strategies to avoid involvement in these strikes.

I have to mention that CMUL has made so much progress in this regard. I have friends in cmul. Between my 400 and 500, my 200l friends in cmul then are now in 400l. And all of us have had the same strikes. We keep spending 8 years in school and soon some people will get tired. The motivation factor is very important. Besides, there's more to life than spending endless years in med school.

At this point, I would advise you to discontinue this brand of weed you're smoking. It's not good for your brain.

helen4:
Yes. Marriage is a black market. For example, when u buy petrol from blackmarket, for sure u know you bought petrol, getting home, you're about about to pour the stuff into whatever you need it, then you discover there are particles, do you pour it away? The best you can do is to filter it and it will be good go. samething applicable to marriage.

Then I'd rather stay unmarried. No be by force.

Isryl02:
very soon we go still hear 50 types of shi.t, nairaland sha.

10 types of farts

10 types of Indian hemp

10 types of Pornstars

10 types of kidnappers

10 types of terrorists

10 types of pastors

10 types of Nigerian music

10 types of Draw soup

10 types of agberos

10 types of runs girls

10 types of sugar daddies

10 types of cockroaches in Aso Rock


Please Nairalanders feel free to choose any of the above and create a topic. Rubbish!!

See a Psychiatrist.

Put a valve in your manhood.

You realize you're interfering with their marriage right?

Their problem is their problem. When they need your help, they would ask for it.

Emphasis on "THEY"

Vikky014: HAHAHA LOMAXX!

Doesn't it beat you too?

Each time I see a woman with curves in raw material form, I thank my creator for blessing me with all the genes the Y chromosome could afford.

Then in some alternate universe, a man is checking out another man. It's pathetically bewildering to say the least.

I used to think the high rate of unemployment in this country was over-emphasized till I saw this thread.

equlibrium: Its the weed
it does terrible things to their vocal chords
then again
some of them were not born with any vocal chords

No vocal cords
Man you're funny

omoreporter: They all met with Jonathan on Monday in Abuja after releasing a press statement telling Nigerians to allow God to judge Oritsejafor, TB Joshua and Oyakhilome.

When God is judging them already they're there yapping rubbish!!!

I'm more interested in how Uncle Jona's hand is being caressed. The president seems very happy

leocolin: Hello doc in the house........for the past 6mths my body and hands is always shaking, as a result i find it difficult to study, use my cutlery properly or any other thing that involve the use of my hand, after explaining my ordeal to a doctor he told me to buy ENCEPHABOL TAB.
Pls what's your take?

See a neurologist.

FOLARORI: Hello my bosses in d house ... Pls this is a puzzling happening ... As i've told u ppl that i've been given aquaculture n fisheries ... So i checked jambs portal just nw n it tells me that i've been given a 6 yrs course medicine n surgery ... This is so puzzling ... Pls my bosses which one is d most superior n likely to manifest btw them ooo ... Pls help me out ...

Jamb gave you a medicine and surgery admission? Where did the Fisheries come from?

jozeph1: Have you guys ever thot of nursing science or perhaps going to a nursing school cos as far iam concern after a doctor in a hospital the nurse is next, he/she can asssit during surgery (scrub nurse)
they're wide range of speacialties in nursing(cardiothoracic,orthopedic,paediatric, or even being a nurse aneasthesiologist who earns more than a houseman officer in hospitals
if you cant do mbbs,you might wonder consider nursing cos both med and nursing are clinical science
both are being thot biochem,microbio,anatomy and physiology like med students

Don't study nursing thinking that after a doctor, the nurse is next. At the risk of sounding immodest, after a doctor is another doctor. And after that second doctor is yet another doctor. There is no profession that can replace the training and responsibility of a physician/surgeon. Some people carried this thinking and studied other courses because of its "medical" connotation - today they're seeing the reality is different. MBBS is MBBS ! Do your research well.

If you want to be a nurse, be a nurse because you want to. That is more important.