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Yeah, I’m a bit like that too, can’t commit myself to anything for long…I like being free, a natural wanderer, and routine bores me silly.

I hope Babe! and Tricici are right. Bottom-line, you are not alone, so no worries.

Between 5’7” and 6’3” is fine by me.

Don’t want no small stout bottle.

I agree, it is too stressful and not worth it

Well, I for one ain’t comfortable with kissing people I’m not romantically involved with in public or otherwise.

I went to a colleague’s wedding reception (I was the only black person there. Hell, I’m the only black person in the whole company) and our MD’s wife started kissing the employees on the cheek – boy! see panic. Immediately I got there, I extended my hand; she got the message straight up and shook it instead.

^^^For sure, as explained here:

kurus:
anyone remember the story of Eve and the serpent about the apple?

The serpent excited her curiosity and the rest is the sinful nature of man we all are still dealing with today.

The apple tree was forbidden. . .if I remember correctly that is.

They should both come together to brainstorm, and prayerfully find a solution.

It’s not the easiest of situations to be in, particularly as Male pride is involved. I guess if the woman is understanding enough, he can choose to stay at home and develop himself (part time degree/on-line or long distance learning) without her rubbing it in.

My Aunt, worked tirelessly to support her husband through his Masters degree abroad. Then again, this was in the 80’s, and I am honestly not sure, if women are made that way anymore.

^^^witty comeback as usual

I totally made that up, in case you were wondering.

Disclaimer: All characters and events portrayed earlier were purely fictional.

pendo89:
A mesomorph
-strong
-Athletic
-Hard body
-Well defined

Nice, I have a friend that’ll fit your criteria:

He has strong hands (palms are very rough like sandpaper),

He is very athletic (back in them days when we still used to steal car radios, he was always ahead of me when people started chasing us),

Hard body (when they used to flog us in school, he never used to shake plus he carried cement bags at one point in time),

Well defined (the shape of his stomach is well defined when compared to his body)
Are you game?

^^^the problem with those guys is they were probably one of the 100/99.9%, then lost their game and became ‘just friends’.

They are still very dangerous though, as they are now working ‘under cover’ and can strike, like in this case at any point in time i.e. when you are both drunk (if they are sensible). 

pendo89:
I just realised its addressed to guys

Ok, so what’s your preferred body type on a man? We’ll derail the thread a little, but just this once. Specially for you, as you rarely release personal info about urself.

lindabon:
99.9%, nope! i so do not agree

I too disagree, i feel it should be 100%  

I love this

lindabon:
hmmm, i tink u have to cut off the friendship. the guy definitely wont stop seeing himself as a reject and a looser weneva he sees u. u need to give him his space. cos u coming around is like rubbing the rejection back and all over his face.
in this sort of situation, malice usually follows. with time, the situation may subside btw d two of u, and he'll come around. bt 4 nw, u gatz to stop bothering about friendship wit him. cause d guy needs to sort the rejection out and yup! s*hit happens!!  

and incase u've not gotten the vibe by now, here lemme rub it in for ya; HE JUST WANTS TO SLEEP WIT YA!!

and this

Lord_Reed:
First of all ask yourself what you want. You enjoy him kissing you and sucking your b[i]oo[/i]bs yet you only want to be friends. Please leave the poor guy alone and stop tormenting him with your untouchable coochie.

P.S. you can't eat your cake and have it

^^^please share your views

Of course, he’s up to something, he just wants to sleep with you, duh.

No point keeping a friend like that, he definitely doesn’t have your best interests at heart. Better distance yourself now before you succumb to temptation.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Slim, but shaped like a coke bottle. Equal bre.ast-to-a.s.s ratio, not too big or too small, just balanced-50/50.

Reason; I don’t like excess, too much a.s.s or bo.o.bs doesn’t work for me.

Now, smarth-G, how smart are we? I understand what Sexkills and Claremont were on about. You are obviously a good-looking female, probably afraid of getting married to an ugly man, rite? - I lov Hot Guys, I don't mean money guys.

If so, change the woman in your initial post to man, as I assume this was an honest mistake.

It’s doesn't seem bad to me, but rather good ‘cos ugly girls need love too . . .and their offspring won’t be ugly.

On the other hand if an ugly man marries an ugly woman and they procreate – now, that’ll be a bad, horror story. As basket mouth once put it “you have to pity your children”.

For scratching strategic areas, the ball sack included, Lol.

On a more serious note, someone I know uses it to scrape out bone marrow for eating purposes.

^^^fer sure

As long as it takes, except you get bored

Immediately after you commit a crime

No, it’s not wrong. . . the downside is the woman might age faster than the man.

Plus, later in life, while men are still capable of being sexually active, it’s a bit more difficult for women.

Great post, definitely prefer a Career woman to a Housewife.

I’m glad then, wouldn’t want to offend you. I love the way your mind works - might need a little panel beating though, but all in all, it’s a truly beautiful mind.

‘cos she wants to ‘sample’ him based on the grossly exaggerated stories she heard from her friend about his size or performance.

Then again, maybe it’s because he is forbidden.

^^^Ok, grandma. I'll let the thread rest

Speaking of resting, please get someone to clean the cobwebs down yonder, will you?

San Blás Archipelago, Panama or Torres Strait Islands, Australia

pendo89:
Age: Was 98 now am 89.

To be sincere,I learn a lot from other people's exp as well as mine,cz I interact with people of all ages,class,race,size,status.I do not limit myself cz I have a crazy inquisitive mind.
Oh plus am not always right.We sharpen each other when we discuss and debate.

And now I unveil my conquerer! Jony B. .He conquered my heart.

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Johnny Bravo, yeah right

But u still need someone to make you moan, except you haven’t tasted the forbidden fruit yet, which I seriously doubt ‘cos of your inquisitive mind. Are u by any chance a Leo?

^^^true talk. So SilknSteel, what r your digits?

I like the silk part, got me thinking of sateen sheets. . .

U bet, I’m right here, 10% for Nairaland and 90% for you.

So how can I make ur fantasy become our reality?

lindabon:
lol, @ OP
u complain about 9ja girls and yet u claim that u have oyibo by your side. u get oyibo yet u still dey complain. first of all, start being content with what you have!!

secondly, wen did dating oyibo become an ego boost, or am i missing something.
and all the white countries i've visited, it appears that oyibo will date any kind of blackie, whether gorilla, monkey, or the chimpanzee looking broke A*ss guys as long as they have got geni*tals. plus, there are few of the guys i see with classy/sexy white chicks, very very few. the guys that still land beta white chicks are hot,juicy, brushed up and successful black/white guys. so it appears that in every part of the world, successful guys are always on higher demand.
so dear OP, instead of wasting your time claiming with oyibo woman while teaching black girls how to kiss, u should invest that time into doing sometin more industrious with your life.
beyonce-jay z, Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt, Jada Pinkett Smith-Will Smith, . . .  have so many more on d list

my point it, to land a great woman ( that kisses well  ), u need to work for it finally. u cant be broke and keep your eyes high up in the ladder; u'll just end up wit either eye pain, partial or permanent blindness,  cos dis your "I carry Oyibo mentality", hmmm. boss, leave girls so that they will leave u. apply more focus on more important tins in life and u will surely go far. u can still be focused and runnings babes, but first and foremost, try and focus  

Damn! Now u making me feel sorry for him