₦airaland Forum

gimakon:
May God open more doors for you. You will do well.

Boss gimakon Omo I never knew you could be this calm o! Cos for other threads you dey blast anybody!!

PeaceJoyLove:
I know one guy who is addicted to these short term loans and he is so messed up. I think the interest rate is crazy. And that Renmoney is among. If you fail, they will hack your mobile, and start sending gerrible and
blackmailing messages to your contacts. Personally, I think they should be banned and prosecuted. Someone needs to sue them all. That is bullying and threatening the peace of the society. That is a wrong method to collect debt. They need to be thrown in jail. So, I will rather avoid them all.

Your option is dangerous also. And if it fails can earn one 10 years ban in the UK and auto life ban in the US and Canada, except something new which is miraculous happens.

Maybe you don't understand. What the bank do is this, they put the money in your account and also work out the inflow and outflow of funds for any number of required month you want and they also put a total balance of the required amount you want and then you pay them for their services. If you use your ATM card you would see the money in your account but you cannot withdraw it. So if the embassy calls to enquire it would be confirmed that the money is there. Then after you're done with what you need it for, the bank go comot am it's simple. My friend who left for Poland in January used this method with a Balance of 2.7M.

Banks do other businesses to make money. Do you know GTBANK also does Dubai Visa? See when times comes and you want to travel out , you would begin to discover things I mean LEGAL ways and things you can do to travel out.

tensazangetsu20:
Try and japa before 35. After that age the options are very limited.

This guy no go kill me!

qtguru:
School is last resort, the stress via school is too much wahala , but I will use School to cut out, I will use people's money for proof of funds, I just need to borrow cash from Renmoney and build my score and be returning back.

There are ways you can go about this Q. You can get a legit bank statement with any amount you want in your bank account all worked out. If it's a six month bank statement showing inflow and outflow of cash with any total balance you want, it can be done. A guy that did it who is now in Poland did it for a 100k . Like the money would be in your account for real but you can't withdraw it. Renmoney charges might be much abeg. Once the time comes and you weigh your options you can let me know.

Odingo1:
I am trying to say that the stronger the currency the harder to get it. The richest man in Gambia is step stop pharmacy from Imo state. White people work for him in his biggest pharmacy shop in that country. No Nigerian living in Germany is richer than him. I am just comparing how I cannot afford a flat in Germany but can afford it comfortably in Gambia.

Please the richest man in Gambia is not a Nigerian. It's a man called Conteh and he's not a Nigerian.

tensazangetsu20:
Uou want to start a family with 80k lol. You never Ching Chung Chu.

I don laugh die ooo

PatrickOkunima:
I'd love to join the beards gang, but can't bear the itching.

I'm going bald and it's getting worse by the day, so I'll be left with no choice but to be having skin cut, as in gorimapa. But it would make more sense if I leave some beards to go with the new look.

Is there anything I can use to stop my beards from itching?

I'll appreciate your comments.

Thanks in anticipation.

Edited:

The comments I have seen so far indicate that kids have taken over Nairaland, the romance board at least. It's unfortunate really.

I started getting Bald at 21. And during the days I started growing beards on my Jaw and my cheeks to complement my new Skin Cut hairstyle , it wasn't easy sha cos my jaw and cheek strated itching. But after a while it stopped and my jaw and Cheek got used to it. So I would advice you go ahead and grow them the itching you experience would stop soon.

Olajydeey:
I have been thinking day in,day out.

I am still in my final year..what business can one start with a 100k.
Advices from different angle...

The skill I have at hand is just "graphic design "

& I know a little about cars (mechanic)

Buy a laptop and start learning how to Code!

Thermodynamics:
Haven't been easy man, I'm still struggling to learn how to code.

Omor, life after School for Nigeria nor be joke oh.

E no easy bro!! Still push on Baba... I dey learn JavaScript like this self

virginprincess:
Yes Attitude is very important,and also the guy must have something tangible doing, because no girl wants to marry a broke guy .

Also the girl too must also have something tangible doing because no reasonable guy should marry a broke girl!! If not suffer go wear am like Mikel Obi Jersey number 12.

Karleb:
US minimum wage is $7.25 per hour and some companies pay more than the minimum wage just like some companies do in Nigeria but they don't usually pay less because they have law. I don't need to be in America to know this.

40 hours per week makes it $290.

$290 can buy you 828 condoms in America.
Which is like spending N82, 800 on condoms @ N100 each in Nigeria.

Karleb na Bastard!!

Originalsly:
Skills?... like someone said... know the skills in demand in the country ... and you better be very good at it. The lower the level of skill ... the more the competition. For USA.... any low skill job... you have to compete with Mexicans ... they are everywhere in the US ... and have a reputation for fast... cheap and good work... they are like little machines. If you don't have papers or approved certification... most likely these are the people you will be competing with for jobs. Barbing... the one people love to suggest ... certification is required... but... let's say unofficial. 9 out of 10 times ... the best barber in your community is learner to the average barber in the US period. Whatever skill you have... if online ... put it to the test by applying for remote jobs like someone said earlier. You have a skill is one thing.... how do you measure up with the competition there should never be overlooked. Las Las.... having a skill can never be a set back or waste of time .... it's just another weapon in your arsenal.

Very well said!

leumas91:
Hey bro, I stay around that axis. Can i pm you

You don't need the video bro!!

pTomz:
I'm currently watching and taking notes from YouTube videos i downloaded as am also starting to learn coding, even though its seems complex but I really want to learn, was even thinking JAVA and PYTHON were the easiest to start with for beginners before I saw your comment, please can you throw more light on the best to start with cause it seems you've progressed a bit in the field

HTML
CSS
JAVASCRIPT
REACT( In this area you can choose either to learn REACT , VUE or ANGULAR )

These above gets you in the Door of tech as a front-end developer then you can start applying for jobs. In short after learning JavaScript you can do like 2 projects and start applying for jobs while you study Either React , Vue or Angular.

I'm still learning currently. I wish you all the best! E no easy but last last we go dey alright.

SavageBoy:
I have

Ok

SavageBoy:
Thanks I really do appreciate
I'm based in ikotun,somewhere around Abaranje and ijegun.
Can you pm me your number,I don't know how to use the pm feature here on Nairaland

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SavageBoy:
I've always wanted to learn programming, but procrastination and lack of proper time management haven't really made me settle down to start this thing. But now I've made a resolve to learn coding no matter what it may cost.

But here is the issue:

I know of a couple of sited like tutsgalaxydotnet and freecoursesitedotcom where one can download paid udemy videos for free. I've gotten a WordPress course from tutsgalaxy.net before. But when I tried downloading one HTML5 and CSS3 course from these sites it wasn't going through. I'm using vidmate for the download. I was awake through out the night,and still wasn't able to download anything(I even had some unused night plan that got wasted)

YouTube is another option but I prefer going with an organized tutorial course. Please for the tech guys here,how did you learn programming without paying a dime?(I no get money to dey buy course).

Which other sites(or other platforms) can I use to get paid and organized tutorial videos for free?

I know some of you would suggest codecademy and freecodecamp but I don't have much of a resource to get data regularly for these.

Or will YouTube channels like Traversy media just be good enough to learn HTML,CSS and JavaScript to a competent level.
I'm focused on becoming a shopify developer within the shortest time period possible.

@Ejiod
@tensazangetsu20
@Javanian

Hey! I am currently facing the same issue of low/Absence of finance so I totally understand what you're going through... Trust me it's not been easy but I am fighting against all odds. I just entered JavaScript like this and hopefully , by December I should have covered JavaScript and React at least to the point of getting a junior developer role. So I would help you in any way I can. It's the Vow I made to myself while starting out with nothing but just a laptop. So if you are in Lagos and close to Ikotun/Ijegun area we can link up and I'll send you the whole videos you need to become a Front end developer.

GIT & GITHUB
HTML
CSS
JAVASCRIPT
REACT( ones you learn this one you can start applying for jobs)
REACT NATIVE( this one is for Mobile development)

I would give you this videos all for free! But you would have to take care of my transport. Godspeed!

WillyWonda1:
My boss and I just got off Whatsapp now and he asked me to just pick anyone I like out of the numerous applications there were for the post of manager at his personal company, because we work with the FG. Now, that post comes with huge bonuses such as :
Accommodation
Official Vehicle
One military personnel
Scholarship for all the children
Vacation to different parts of the world every year.
And a very fat salary as well.
(All these are funded by the FG).


My boss then told me to just flow with the person and even if possible, call him on Whatsapp video call which I did.


God just used me to elevate someone, because we didn't pick him based on merit.


Congratulations to the new manager ....

Blessings upon Blessings

gimakon:
Na so I day do them. So they no day come near me again if them no get skill.

That guy is actually crazy! How can he say he can't do factory work? Even without any skill?? It's pathetic because even skilled people some times do factory work to pay bills and balance themselves when they first get abroad.

Karleb:
At least, they'll get scared.

But why must it be Biochemistry?

Biochemistry lecturers can be very stupid in short a couple of lecturers in that Faculty ( COLNAS ) would frustrate the life of any available female student they come across! I graduated from that university so I know what I'm talking about! I walked pass one Biochemistry lecturer one day when he was discussing with a fellow lecturer and what I heard was " That Girl is Fvckable" I swear I just shock my head!

gimakon:
I got a call one day from someone
Him : my friend, pls I need a country to travel , to where I can go and hustle, I managed to save 2 million.

Me : what country are you looking at?

Him : any Europe country, just where I can go I Don tire for Nigeria.

Me : okay, what skill do you have?

Him : for me, if I reach there, I do anything.

Me : Factory work?

Him : God forbid I do factory work. I do anything, even if na white I carry...

Me : (cuts in) you don't have a skill, and you want to go with less than 2000 euros to Europe, you do have a family there in Europe?

Him : No...

Me : (cuts In) help me delete my number, if you are serious I will know.

Most Nigerians are blinded by too much television. They think what they see on TV is the same as real life. Me way be software dev day fine remote work before I comot here make things no crazy for me, na e this mad person day here day tell me say e go form voltron for country way no family, no friend, nothing. I wonder as e wan use do am.

Laugh don finish me!!

Ajakaiye83:
.

Can you collect pay after Visa is out? I can give you a bank guarantee.

Drop your digits if ok

I'm just seeing this now! Omo you can do the process all by yourself o! You no need any Agent!

Ajakaiye83:
Hello Fam,

I need your advice. I am into solar energy system design and installation with over 10 yrs experience. When I see job offers abroad, I know it fits my job profile and my field is in high demand as well.

I am interested in traveling abroad but as we all know, getting visa is hard.

So, this is the plan.

Go for 2-3 month hands on training in Europe on a short visa.
Come back to Nigeria
Begin applying for Jobs in Europe having ben trained there.
Get a job and work permit
Relocate jejely.

I am married, no kids yet and I have 4m cash at hand now.

What do you think? Is the plan solid proof?

Serious answers pls.

You can check Poland or any nice Eastern European Country that's in the Schengen zone! These ones are easy to get into . You can also get a work visa and move out. It's easier getting a work visa to any of the eastern European country than western countries. Immigration process isn't hard. I think 2M go do bro! I wish you all the best.

BiggyB242:
Because the bad ones are few.

Very big lie O! A woman doesn't need to be a doctor to be good! A good woman/Man is good irrespective of the profession.

BiggyB242:
I was the one who posted that. I understand but from little experience, doctors are mostly well-behaving with good morals. and are always busy got no time for trivialities.

Then you haven't been fortunate to meet the bad ones then!

Dileem:
Thanks, e go better. Happy adult education. Please your email is not visible anywhere. I sent an email message via NL which you haven't responded to either. If you respond, at least it would help me. Thank you sir

I would send you a mail. I didn't see your mail

adedayourt:
She has this I don't care attitude on her face, but she won't allow my folks to rest, giving them calls constantly and in turn they trying to persuade me.

Very good! That's a nice one! You just dodged a missile! Please you deserve to be happy abeg! I wish you well sir

BiggyB242:
I have 3 close relations married to medical doctors while the fourth one to a pharmacist, these women are so lovely and down to earth. There is one who is a professor in medicine, she cooks for the whole family(including the gateman) before leaving the house for work in the morning while she goes straight to the kitchen after work to prepare dinner she does it every damn day till date, though she has a girl who assists her.

I have stayed amongst medical doctors. Their kids are brilliant, well co-coordinated, they got no time for social media attention or parties, etc, when there are lots of exams to write no time. When it comes to morals I give them a pass mark. It doesn't apply to all female doctors but It applies to a higher percentage.

My Comments was directed to someone who said he wants to marry a doctor and I was just trying to let him know it's not all about the profession but about the individual!

BiggyB242:
I don't want talk too much.

Why na??

triplechoice:
@op I understand your pains. It is obvious you feel cheated because of what you have come to discover about the condition of her womb.

But is it possible she wasn't even aware ?

Since she wasn't married before or tried to get pregnant for someone else, I don't think she would have found it necessary to check for anything.
Whatever the case ,its obvious you don't really love her . The reason I say this is because I know of someone who found himself in the same situation as yours. It wasn't even an issue for him. He understood it was her past and was a mistake. No lady in her right senses would deliberately do abortion in order to damage her womb.

So what did the person I am talking about do? He stood by her and from one doctor to another, several miscarriages and even still birth, the wife finally gave birth. This was a period of about 8 years.



Love doesn't last forever or something that just grow on it's own . It is won everyday by the things you do to keep the flame of love aglow. The problem is yours and not hers. You got married to someone you never truly loved.

If you get a new wife with a perfect womb and after getting married something then happens to the womb, what would you do then?

Go and read the OP initial thread them you would understand

APOSTLECHUMA:
THE HARD AND BITTER TRUTH ABOUT DIVORCE IN CHRISTIANITY IS THAT IF ONE PUTS AWAY HIS WIFE FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN FOR FORNICATION, HE MUST REMAIN SINGLE ALL THROUGH HIS LIFE, AS REMARRYING MEANS LIVING IN ADULTERY WHICH MEANS GOING TO HELL FIRE. NOW THIS IS BIBLE NOT ME. MANY PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT FOR EVEN ADULTERY, A MAN HAS NO BIBLE RIGHT TO DIVORCE HIS WIFE AS GOD PERMITTED IT ONLY ON THE BASIS OF FORNICATION, NOT ADULTERY AND THERE IS A DIFFERENCE B/W BOTH. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO MARRY OUR WIVES AS VIRGINS, BUT IF ONE'S WOULD BE WIVE IS NOT A VIRGIN AND INFORMS HER HUSBAND TO BE BEFORE THE MARRIAGE AND FOR LOVE'S SAKE, THE MAN GOES AHEAD AND MARRIES HER, IT IS NOT A SIN. IF HOWEVER ONE'S WIFE TO BE, CLAIMED TO BE A VIRGN AND AFTER MARRIAGE, HER HUS DISCOVERES THAT SHE WASNT, THE MAN HAS EVERY BIBLE RIGHT TO PUT HER AWAY AND MARRY ANOTHER, THATS WHAT UNLESS FOR THE CAUSE OF FORNICATION MEANS. AFTER MARRIAGE, IF FOR ANY REASON, SHE BE TEMPTED AND SHE FALLS, HER HUS MUST FORGIVE HER AND GIVE HER CHANCE TO AMEND HER WAYS. IF ONE CANT FORGIVE, AND DECIDES TO PUT HER AWAY, THE PERSON IF HE DOESNT WANT TO END UP IN HELL, MUST REMAIN SINGLE OR GO BACK AND RECONCILE WITH THE WIFE. CHRIST PREACHED FORGIVENESS 70 X 7 IN A DAY BEFORE PREACHING ON DIVORCE. A DIVORCED WOMAN MAY LIKELY NOT CONTAIN HERSELF AND MAY END UP IN A SECOND MARRIAGE WHICH MEANS GOING TO HELLFIRE AND THIS WILL BE BECAUSE OF THE HARDNESS OF HEART OF HER HUS, WHO COULDNT FORGIVE. HOW ON EARTH CAN SUCH A MAN ENTER HEAVEN OR EXPECT GOD TO FORGIVE ALL HIS LOADS OF SIN AND ALLOW HIM INTO HEAVEN IF HE CANT FORGIVE A WOMAN HE ONCED LOVED SO MUCH TILL HE MARRIED HER BUT SENTENCED HER TO HELL FIRE BY PUTTING HER AWAY BECAUSE OF ADULTERY. SIN HURTS, GOD CAN ALLOW SATAN TO TEMPT YOUR WIFE TO THAT POINT, TO TEST YOUR LOVE FOR HER AND HOW FORGIVING YOU CAN BE. WHEN THERE IS CRISIS IN MARRIAGE, IT IS SIMPLY THE DEVIL AND THE WAY OUT IS PRAYERS. AFTERALL, IT WAS ONCE SWEET AND WHEN IT WAS SWEET, NO BODY HEARD ABOUT COMPLAINS. PRAYERS CAN RESTORE THAT FIRST LOVE AND TURN YOUR FAMILY INTO ANOTHER PARADISE ON EARTH. MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR KIDS AND WHEN CHRIST PREACHED THIS HARD TRUTH AS I JUST WROTE IT, JEWS SAID "IF THAT BE SO, IT IS NOT GOOD FOR A MAN TO MARRY, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY WERENT READY TO FORGIVE. SEE MATTHEW 19 :1-11 BUT BEFORE YOU READ IT, GO FIRST TO MATTHEW 18 :21-22 AND READ WHERE HE PREACHED THAT WE SHOULD FORGIVE 70 X 7 IN A DAY AS A FOUNDATION BEFORE PREACHING ON DIVORCE. 07054142412

TALK TALK...TRASH TRASH * 1000000000⁰

Roon9:
When it comes to marriage, due deligence can never be over emphasized.

That's how someone I know very well legit married a lady that has had 4 kids.... I swear

Them blind the guy eye??