Crime › Re: Police Demand N180,000 To Track Yahoo Boy Who Stole N1.3m From Victim’s Account by lordally(m): 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
expertman: Seriously Nigerian Police and money issues .
My candid advice is talk to a lawyer let the lawyer write to the commissioner of police and also copy the deputy commissioner of police in charge of SCID Anti Fraud unit .
Note : to write Petition it cost just 10k.
Or better still get a human right organization to write the petition for you and submit to the state police your self by going to the IPO office and give him the letter make sure u give the IPO 5k so that he can take it to deputy police commissioners office for approval.
After the approval they will ask you just 15k for tracking and have just 10extra for mobilization fee in case suspect in no longer within the state.
This is the surest way out else the police will extort you and even meet the suspect behind your back and demand money from him and close the file.
Also make sure you see the SP in charge of that unit most of the time D1 and D4 handle the such case make sure you see the superintendent Officer in charge of the unit and submit the approval copy of the petition to him.
Cos most times police handle cases without their boss knowing and such cases will end up in regret to the petitioner.
My wife is a police officer so I know the module of operandi.
That way u did be safe. Nice |
Science/Technology › Re: The Animal Or Snake That Sounds Like A Rooster At Night by lordally(m): 12:48pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
philo04: I caught one at my poultry farm one night ....I felt strange how can my layers be crowling so I picked my touch light lo and behold I saw a large snake with chicken headlike eating my poultry eggs ....oh...nah so I borrow leg o... So you no kill am?? |
Family › Re: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by lordally(m): 8:11pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
APCNig: I have been married for over 10 years. Sex is not food. You cannot finish fuccking a pussy. You will fucck it till you die. Stop making Sex the best thing after Christ. I'm sorry sir! |
Family › Re: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by lordally(m): 6:16pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
godliman: I envy you frankly, I wish I have this kind of wive. Sex is over rated, it is not worth skinning a man for. This problem will fizzle out by itself as you age and your libido falls. Don't destroy your family over what will pass off with time. It's obvious you're not married...cos if you're , you would know Sex is a very strong Part of a coupes commitment to each other! |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by lordally(m): 10:21pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
FarinJini: What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie Omo na Lietomaniacs oooo |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by lordally(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Sonnobax15:
 My one and only experience was back then in 2013..I was in ND1 then....One fateful night,I left my window opened while I was charging my battery via a desktop-charger..... Mennnnnnnn,the desktop-charger don lose shape en,plus many many rubber bands wey I use bind am....Even if na me be the thief,I for no gree steal that kind thing..
But las las,thief na thief....Dem no dey send....  |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by lordally(m): 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
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Travel › Re: Invest 7m Here In Buisness Or Travel To Canada With Students Visa ,pls Help Me� by lordally(m): 4:01pm On Sep 08, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: IPOB Sit At Home And Taliban Rules - The Future Of The Igbos by lordally(m): 12:40pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
stanluiz: The reason why ipob is doing all these rubbish is because of the attention buhari gave to them.
When Buhari step down in 2023. Ipob will die a natural death. I doubt if Ipob will die a natural death bro. It's has always been there before Buhari came to power. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit At Home And Taliban Rules - The Future Of The Igbos by lordally(m): 12:39pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Asgard73: Buhari failure didn’t give birth to IPOB... just made them popular..
Masson was there before IPOB... but lost focus. If IPOB lose focus tomorrow igbos will join any train moving to their destination...
No about Buhari or Nigeria government
Is about Biafra as a nation. ... Igbo nation.
Get it. By the way , it seems you're more knowledgeable about the Uwazurike matter. Please I would like to know how he derailed. Cos I heard he started taking bribe from Government. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Sit At Home And Taliban Rules - The Future Of The Igbos by lordally(m): 11:18am On Sep 06, 2021 |
Asgard73: No group or humans can control igbos .. in igbo biafrA...
You don’t know igbos... igbos follow IPOB becUE they represent their interests..
If IPOB change tomorrow... igbos will abandon them and jump the next ship sailing towards their destination
Igbo no Dey panic
Ask uwazurike ..
We used to march from onitsha to orlu singing and waving flags in early 2000’s Massob was the IPOB then MainmRket do donate 50# as fees multiply it by shop in Main market..
Uwazurike jonze ... we abandoned that ship and move ahead.. still having Biafra in mind.. almost 12 year after ... IPOB came on board and atleast have gotten attention of the world.. we keep moving
If IPOB jonze tomorrow... we move ahead ..
Is not about group or persons
It about Biafra.. is about freedom.. igbos hate caging and no human born of woman can cage igbo nation
Na time .... Biafra is a spirit ... not the human face or organization you’re seeing..
Millions died. For Biafra.
Tell that your man .. he’s. A big fool. And believe me he’s also a kid. Although I don't support some of the Modus operandi of IPOB but I have to be frank as an Igbo man, Biafra Is More of a spirit it's a movement! Any Igbo man born of Igbo blood has sympathy for His motherland ; BIAFRA. The Blatant cheating and clear marginalisation is just adding more fuel to the fire already. Well I have to be frank, killing the movement or delaying it is a walk in the park if we have sincere governments in Nigeria. Look at during Goodluck Jonathan's tenure , his Government was an inclusive one that's why the Ipob movement wasn't as well known as it is now. Buhari is a failure and my greatest annoyance is that even in failing , he has failed to fail properly!! |
Programming › Re: Programming Investment- Stutern by lordally(m): 10:12am On Sep 06, 2021 |
Hannania: I'm also sending you a mail sir. I no be sir O! I don see your mail boss. |
Travel › Re: Invest 7m Here In Buisness Or Travel To Canada With Students Visa ,pls Help Me� by lordally(m): 7:37pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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Programming › Re: Got Another Remote Job Offer In The UK by lordally(m): 7:29pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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Programming › Re: Got Another Remote Job Offer In The UK by lordally(m): 11:52am On Sep 01, 2021 |
Deasegun19: funny guy Omo £4,500 British pounds per month for 1yr go change my life bro!  |
Programming › Re: Got Another Remote Job Offer In The UK by lordally(m): 10:58pm On Aug 31, 2021 |
ReactJs: So this afternoon around past 3, got a notification from LinkedIn that so and so wanted to connect. I checked out the profile and it happened to be a Co-Founder of a betting platform in the UK. I reluctantly accepted sha as per wetin i dey find again.
So he sent me a direct message about how they’re in need of a backend developer and i happen to be a good fit. I quickly checkout their website to see what they’re really about. Found out that they’re pretty big as they have clients like betway, live scores bet lion etc so i started to take him serious.
Long story short, he asked for my salary expectations. It was there and then i remember what happened to me from the previous thread i posted couple of weeks. Something a guy from the thread stuck with me, so having nothing to lose, i asked him what the company’s budget is for the role, he said it’s competitive.
So i said for me to consider it competitive, He would have to pay me a minimum of 4500 pounds monthly, which he didn’t even argue!
He said he’s gonna send some tests over then we would hop on a call. But here’s the issues , i just started at a new role for a company in the UK and i kind of like my current teammates. We’re getting along really well and i feel it’s going to look awkward and somehow leaving after barely spending 3 weeks.
If you were in my shoes what would you do ? Since you're just 3 weeks at your new job it's cool but that's tech for you! Tech na Ashawo work! Yes you heard me! Tech na Ashawo work with PRIDE! my brother at the end of the day , what matters is you and your happiness. The same company you're finding it difficult to leave today , would not waste a second in laying you off when they have to. So please I take the JavaScript wey I dey learn beg you , COLLECT THIS NEW OFFER ABEG! na beg I dey beg you! That 4500 Pounds no be Biafra Pounds O na British pounds o!! ...... See you better collect this new job before I Naked waka enter T junction for express , pluck one hair comot for my Armpit swear for you!!! |
Programming › Re: Programming Investment- Stutern by lordally(m): 5:16pm On Aug 31, 2021 |
Alli9k: Bro I don’t mind getting those videos also o... i stay around ilupeju(very close to oshodi) Send me a mail |
Programming › Re: Is It Wise To Build A Startup As A Developer In Nigeria? by lordally(m): 1:44pm On Aug 24, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: Lol bros they entered defense academy and kidnapped soldiers. Na cadets they go kidnap next. Nigeria is completely finished. I won't be surprised if one looks deeper only to find out Afghanistan is better than Nigeria. It won't shock me. The end Goal is to leave and God willing send funds for my parents upkeep and if my parents go allow me, I go carry them once I don settle down for Europe. |
Programming › Re: Is It Wise To Build A Startup As A Developer In Nigeria? by lordally(m): 1:20pm On Aug 24, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: We have all seen what happened to crypto exchanges today and we know how that will affect crypto startups.
The same thing happened to logistics startups in 2019.
Fintech startups might be next.
With how anti innovative the Nigerian government is, is it still wise for a Nigerian developer to build products to solve problems for the Nigerian populace. To me I feel it's a waste. I rather build products to solve western problems. They have the money to pay for the littlest of services and are very pro innovation.
What do you guys think? Bro you said it!! You fucking said it. With what's happening to RISE VEST , CHAKA , BAMBOO and TROVE you fucking said it!!! |
Travel › Re: My 30 Days Sojourn Through Cotonou To Dubai by lordally(m): 2:44pm On Aug 23, 2021 |
hefexzy: Please I need clearity.. My uncle in Dubai told me to bring 900k for tourist visa in Dubai,ticket,covid test and insurance.. is the 900k worth it or not? Cause I do not trust him and he also mentioned me paying for agent fee to get a job, he said my first salary is for the agent.. Should I go ahead with this or not? I'm sorry but your uncle is a chronic unrepentant thief! Tourist visa no suppose cost pass 250k self. You better look for other means. |
Politics › Re: Ariaria International Market Aba, Abia State..... by lordally(m): 12:46pm On Aug 23, 2021 |
Karleb: The way you keep saying Aba main city just shows you know so little about Aba. Aba has 3 local government, Aba North, Aba South and Osisioma local government. All these 3 makes up Aba itself.
Why don't you take a stroll from Osisioma local government to Ariaria market, then visit the interior streets of the other two local governments.
Aba is so bad that the little drainage they have doesn't flow. A litte rain and everywhere is flooded. You can't work within the street without dipping legs in dirty waters.
Maybe you only visit once a while, or you've never visited before or you've never left Aba so the abnormal things have become normal to you.
My state is bad, but Aba and abia state makes my state looks like heaven. E come be like say Akeredolu sabi work.
Well planned my foot! I'm from Abia state and I've spent some time in Aba. Karleb see, what ever you're saying about Aba is a Glory and paradise compared to what I'm about to say if I open my mouth! Aba is Dead and Abia state has never been fortunate enough to elect good leaders! Make I still dey look as my life go go sha... I would disassociate myself from Abia state and Nigeria as a whole! |
Education › Re: Please I Need Your Help/advice. by lordally(m): 12:07pm On Aug 23, 2021 |
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Education › Re: Please I Need Your Help/advice. by lordally(m): 10:12pm On Aug 22, 2021 |
kennethfranc: Thanks for this.... Am actually saving to get a laptop in the first week of September with a budget of 60k. Any recommendation I don't have any one for now...but you would see one of that amount sha.... I wish you the best bro |
Education › Re: Please I Need Your Help/advice. by lordally(m): 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2021 |
kennethfranc: OP am also in the same boat... Am 20 but gradually loosing hope on furthering edu cuz of the points u listed up there (Graduation date, age, leaving the country & most importantly money matter). I wrote jamb 2020 with little above average but no fund for screening form... I really felt terrible then
The little I've saved encouraged me to go into data science (python for now), though I just started last month.
Its very sad cuz am living in a uni environment where u see students going to school daily. In all, I just pray and hope for a better life WITHOUT A DEGREE when I attain a reasonable height in IT field. Remain blessed... Bro if you're in Lagos... You can come to where I stay , I'll send you all the required videos you need to become a software developer...free of charge bro! See don't ever be discouraged bro. Even without education with IT you can be anything you want to be bro... All you need is a Laptop and determination o. If you can't go to University just get your lappy and start coding... Give yourself 7 months constant coding Omo before those people graduate from university you and some of them might likely not be in the same level again in life. I wish you the best bro.... |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 7:57pm On Aug 22, 2021 |
jackest1: Maxmillian Schumuller Saving lives since 200BC I swear guuuuuuuuuy!!! |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 11:39pm On Aug 21, 2021 |
KushLyon: Lol, I wonder why the guy wan carry 200k give person when free resources dey everywhere online My brother I tire ooo.  |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 1:18pm On Aug 21, 2021 |
MirthOsas: @bolded, you're right! I'm not even halfway through the CSS course yet but my confidence level is high already. I believe this is the best path to follow for anyone who's open to self learning. You're absolutely correct bro.. well I'm using A JavaScript video course by Jonas Schemtman and it's amazing... The react video by Maxmillian Schumuller... I never reach React sha...na JavaScript I still dey( Basics of JavaScript ) |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 1:10pm On Aug 21, 2021 |
28plus: Alright man Thanks a bunch Oya na!! If I hear you ask another similar question here again I go enter bush cut Cain then use am Flog craze comot for ya small yansh o!  |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 10:16am On Aug 21, 2021 |
28plus: But e worth am? I de see one Anchorsoft Academy for Lagos, say na 200k. I never get the money but I de hope to get am Dec. My major problem now be say na north I base, I go need relocate and I never get where to stay for there.
Again, is it worth it? You've gotten the answer you seek...I no know why you still won confuse yourself again. Bro since you can raise that 200k that's good oya raise the money , set a target of 7 months for yourself download video on HTML CSS( A tutorial video by Maxmillian Schumuller on CSS ) JavaScript ( Download the complete JavaScript by Maxmillian Schumuller ) REACT ( Download the one by Maxmillian Schumuller or the one by Jonas Schemtman ) This is all you need guy!!! I'm telling you out of experience since you're based in the north and don't have a place to stay in Lagos. I'm saying this thing cos yeah you can actually go on a remote learning which is you pay for a training to any of this Bootcamps based in Lagos and learn from home but why do that when you can learn it on your own. All you need is determination and seriousness. Then another important thing is to join a group of developers on Whatsapp to help out incase you get stuck. That 200k you won blow. Keep am cos you would need it after your learning so as to move to Lagos for better opportunities. |
Romance › Re: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by lordally(m): 11:59pm On Aug 20, 2021 |
AlphaLover: That's wat I was telling her.
She obviously hasn't been 2 d states . Bros AA hate us.. they were telling me to go back 2 wakanda!! Imagine dat. They were being racists to me and wen other akatas heard I was from africa they join dem without even asking wats going on
They see us as lower Dan dem and called me house nigga, that's a slave term
See I hate dem wit a passion.
There is diz lazy fat ugly foolish bastard akara were I was working alwa6late to work always dirting the coffee room always rude and the white colleagues r afraid 2 correct her because every small tin she says racism.. and d whites r so afraid of being tagged racist!!
Omo I lash d woman with mouth o
Useless tinz Hahahaha nice one!! When you lash the woman wetin she do and also wetin the other white colleagues do  ?  |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 12:11am On Aug 20, 2021 |
vickimannia855: Please I would like to ask because I also have interest in IT, my question is, between been a programmer and a cyber security expert which one is better Google. |
Programming › Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by lordally(m): 12:10am On Aug 20, 2021 |
damosky12: LOL. You think those in Europe and USA are having it all easy? Ask questions! The truth is it isn't as difficult as it is in Nigeria. Check the stats , we aren't the poorest country in the world for nothing! |