Prince22797: I don't why is that whenever I look at my penis it's looks small compare to others ..... I don't know if thats how it feels for other male gender
BRO,IF YOU ARE NATURALLY SMALL,THEN DO NOT WORRY, JUST TRY TO SATISFY YOUR WIFE. NO PRIZE FOR BIG PENIS
Bradford111: Recently an having itching down there and I was scratching it now I discover more than 100 boils have grown in my balls and some are coming up in my cap
G00DHardDick: This isn't a religious thread. Create your own thread like that popular NL pastor and preach there! So relax!!!
BRO, AM NOT PREACHING BUT ONLY ADVISING YOU.IF YOU LIKE YOU TAKE OR LEAVE IT.BUT DO NOT CONFUSE OTHERS BY MAKING THEM FEEL IT'S RIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO BANG FROM 1St TO 31St,KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. WE DO NOT GIVE A SHHHT ABOUT IT.BUT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU WOULD SEE YOURSELF IN A PLACE WHERE YOU WOULD REGRET EVER HAVING A PRICK
SilverOrLead: There is one awful fact about GEJ that was suppressed and that is that he is an adherent member of the Olumba Olumba cult .
Peter Obi is also a member of this cult masquerading as a church which celebrates its founder as the real Christ.
The Olumba church prays through their founder Olumba just as a Christian will pray through Christ.
If you doubt what I said about GEJ being a member of Olumba church , simply do your own investigation .
Being a member of Olumba church did not prevent GEJ from attending regular church gatherings so also does it not stop Obi from claiming to be a Catholic while attending every populist evangelical church .
So in essence, Obi is not a Christian just as much as GEJ wasn't one.
A vote for Obi is a vote for Olumba cult so any of you deluded modern day evangelical Christians who think voting Obi is a vote for a Christian is actually casting his vote for a heretic pagan cult .
G00DHardDick: So banging means ending the year with Satan? Lol, Nigerians sef.
Omo bro that's how I always spend my 31st December night
YOU THINK IT'S A JOKE RIGHT.THERE ARE MANY FINER THAN YOU, RICHER THAN YOU,CONNECTION AND FAME BUT THEY DO NOT GET THE CHANCE TO SEE THE NEXT YEAR, NOT BECAUSE GOD HATES THEM BUT BY HIS GRACE YOU ARE ALIVE TO CROSS AND YOU THINK THE BEST THING A MAN SHOULD DO ON THE LAST DAY BREAKING A NEW YEAR IS TO FORNICATE,AFTER 364 DAYS OF FORNICATION, YOU CAN NOT THANK THE ALMIGHTY FOR KEEPING YOU BUT YOU STILL FEEL IT'S A WAY OF PROVING TO YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE THE MAIN FLEXO MAN. BRO, LET ME ADVICE YOU. FROM MY PAST AS A CHRONIC WOMANISER WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE RECORD OF SLEEPING WITH WOMEN, THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING SWEETER, BETTER AND SAFER THAN ACCEPTING CHRIST JESUS.YOU CAN GET MARRIED AND SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE EVEN ON THE 31ST,BUT DO NOT FORNICATE WITH ANOTHER BUT RATHER THANK GOD FOR PRESERVING YOU. YOU SAY YOU DO IT EVERY 31ST BUT HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF HOW YOU ARE PROTECTED UPTO THE 31St OR YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE D-GUY,NO. GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST AND STOP CONFUSING OTHERS.
G00DHardDick: This evening I decided to stroll around and i met this young girl , she was slim, tall, hot and very beautiful. As a Sharp guy I didn't even wasted time at all, I walked up to her ASAP and we started talking.
I asked her where she was going to and she responded she was going to church, (For dance practice and for the Cross over night). The Babe said they were going to do dance presentation to entertain the church as they cross over.
Everything she said fell on deaf ears as the only thing on my mind was to bang her. Na so I tell babe say make we find somewhere relax na say it's too early to start going to church now, and that night vigils starts by 11pm. Babe loved the idea but was somehow scared.
As we kept walking with my hands around her waist, this girl then asked me "where can we relax and that the place shouldn't be far o". There was an hotel nearby, we went there and the rest is history. This Babe didn't even Wait for us to relax, she climbed on me at once...I started sucking her breasts while she kept feeding it on me exactly the way women pressed their breasts while feeding it to a child. "So konji hold this girl since like this"? I said to myself, asap na so I remove her clothes and we entered the main business. She forgot about church activities and we're currently lodged in the hotel right now.
GUY, PRAY OH. WISE GUYS DEY GO CHURCH TO CROSS OVER WITH CHRIST AFTER THEIR YAHOO, WOMANISING, DRINKING AND ALL BECAUSE THEY ACKNOWLEDGE SEY NA GOD DEY PROTECT THEM BUT YOU DECIDE TO CROSS WITH THE UNKNOWN WEY YOU NO SABI IF NA SATAN WIFE WEY KONJI HOLD. PRAY OH, BECAUSE IF NA SATAN WIFE, UR 2023 END THIS MORNING. UR OWN DON FINISH. SATAN GO COME AFTER YOU AND ANGEL GABRIEL GO DEY BUSY DEY GRANT WISHES OF PEOPLE LIKE ME WEY PRAY AND WELCOME THE YEAR IN A NONE SINFUL WAY. YOU THINK SEY I GO HAIL YOU SEY YOU BE CORRECT GUY LIKE OTHERS WEY DEY DECEIVE YOU, NA LIE, YOU BE MOOMOO. AFTER GOD PROTECT YOU IN 2022,YOU END THE YEAR WITH SATAN. WELLS DONE.
propsvilla1: The G5 Governors will be commiting political suicide if they don't support Peter Obi.
THIS IS THE MOST UNREASONABLE MOVE I HAVE SEEN IN POLITICS. SUPPORTING ANOTHER CANDIDATE OPENLY AGAINST YOUR OWN PARTY CANDIDATE. IF OBI WINS, THEY BECOME IRRELEVANT, IF ATIKU WINS, THEY FLEE TO AVOID JAIL. THEY HAVE PUT ALL THEIR MONEY ON TINUBU. WHAT A BET
Johnnyessence: Breaking news... Governor Wike has revoked the C of O of the building use for PDP presidential Campaign office for Atiku Abubakar in Rivers State situated at no 32 Onne Street GRA Port Harcourt. You will recall that couple of days ago, Governor Wike sealed the said office wherein he chased out all the security guards in the said building, today he has revoked the Certificate of Occupancy. Nigerians should be thanking Aminu Waziri Tambuwal for saving us. If he can do this in a small state like Rivers State what will he do as a president or even VP? Now you see why Atiku did not pick him as his running mate, nether was he chosen as the flag bearer. Rita Ebiuwa
WIKE IS JUST MAKING NOISE DAILY. IF HIS NOT AFRAID, HIM AND HIS G5 SHOULD DECAMP AND PRAY FOR ATIKU NOT TO WIN. WIKE IS SCARED BUT USING NOISE TO COVER UP
Stephen2324: I asked her to send me a picture of where she is working and she sent me this. Abeg make una help me explain the picture.
Judging from what fraudulent guys do to innocent women,no wise girl would send you a true pic of where she works especially if it's an expensive looking place. Why do you need the pic? Do you want to redesign the place? If you are an online lover, then take it slowly. With time she will trust you.
TonyRazor: Yuletide: AIG zone 13 orders posting of undercover officers in strategic places
Tony Okafor, Awka
The Assistant Inspector General (AIG) of Police in charge of Zone 13 Headquarters, Ukpo, Anambra State ,Abutu Yaro has ordered deployment of undercover officers in strategic places in Enugu and Anambra States during the Yuletide.
Yaro gave the order in a statement by the Zonal( Zone 13) Police Public Relations Officer ( ZPPRO), Nkeiruka Nwode, on Friday.
While assuring the people of the zone, comprising Enugu and Anambra States, of secured public spaces for Christmas and New year celebrations, the AIG ordered Commissioners of Police in the zone to deploy such undercover officers on highways, motor parks, worship centres as well as recreational and event centres within their jurisdiction.
The ZPPRO's statement read in part, "The Assistant Inspector General of Police in charge of Zone 13 headquarters, Ukpo, AIG Abutu Yaro, fdc, has assured all ndi Anambra and Enugu States' resident particularly those who will be travelling to join friends and relatives in various parts of the country especially in the South-Eastern States for the Christmas and New year celebrations of their safety and security during and after the yuletide season.
"Similarly, the AIG reassures those who will be plying roads and airports that proactive measures have been emplaced to ensure that they arrive their destination devoid of the activities of rogue individuals and criminal elements.
"To achieve this, the AIG has ordered the Commissioners of Police in-charge of States within the Zone (Anambra and Enugu) as well as Heads of Tactical, Intelligence and Operational units to ensure adequate deployment of undercover/Officers in uniform on highways, motor parks, worship centres as well as recreational and event centres within their jurisdiction and also tasked them to deploy officers on motorbikes to monitor traffic as well as prevent traffic robberies.
"AIG Abutu Yaro also directed that officers should embark on visibility policing by ensuring that those on routine duties are on uniform and their vehicles marked with names of their Command, Division, Area Commands or their tactical section for easy identification by members of the public and urged the officers deployed for such duties to always respect fundamental human rights whilst discharging their duties as the IGP monitoring unit section has been deployed to checkmate their activities and whoever devoid of the authorities directive will be dealt with decisively.
"He therefore felicitates with ndi Anambra and Enugu States in particular, the Christian community as they celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and wished them a Merry Christmas and prosperous new year on behalf of the Officers and men of the Zone."
The Americans spend billions on undercover agents without noise that's why they have spies everywhere but when it gets to our turn to put undercover officers in the field, we start blowing trumpet and make criminals to be on the alert. "we dey send undercover police oh, make ona no trust anybody around, bad guys be very careful oh, our men Don enter field oh, OK bye bye". Thats how it sounds to me.
grandstar: A lot of what you write has poor economic foundations. If the policy is so good, why haven't economists praised it? It speaks volumes.
The announcement of the Naira redesign policy and other associated policies led to the collapse of the currency to a shocking 840 overnight. There was bedlam. An economist columnist for The Punch newspapers stated that he doubts a stimulation was carried out by the CBN, that if it had, it would have had a glimpse of what would happen.
The Naira's biggest problem is Buharis perpetual meddling in setting the exchange rate of currency. It has never reflected market realities. If you think it does, go exchange your dollar at the official rate!
The Naira can never better $1-N650 with the present fundamentals on ground.
The exchange rate of Nigeria's currency is not determined by the president as you say but it's a dependant of a certain factor which is the strength of the Naira. There are bottlenecks that hinder the countrie's currency from appreciating rapidly and competing with other currencies of the world. These factors Wicken The Naira.such factors include high level of corruption in the country and the case of import bigger than export. To confirm my case, let's go back to the 70s were we had less than 10% corruption rate and export higher than import, at that time our economy was one of the most stable in the world. If we can first fight corruption with what the CBN is doing then later tackle import/export issue, then Nigeria will get better.to start, we have to get the trillions of Naira stock in pipes, thanks, toilets, kitchen, roofs, saves,gutters, underground,shrines, and anywhere these politicians and corrupt persons are hiding our money and get it back to the bank then back into circulation.
swaggerjack: Nigerians nor like better thing and hate their country.
NO MY BROTHER, THEY LIKE BETTER THINGS, IT'S JUST THAT THESE POLITICIANS HAVE KEPT THESE BETTER THINGS AWAY FROM THEM FOR SO LONG THAT THEY HARDLY BELIEVE THEY CAN HAVE A BETTER COUNTRY. I BELIEVE SOME YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN WOULD NEVER BELIVE THAT 1DOLLAR WAS EQUIVALENT TO 1 NAIRA
swaggerjack: Nigerians have to realize they live in a fiefdom owned by certain powerful individuals who call the shots and this is fight to the finish for power in 2023. Some politicians have stated power must be grabbed and they will do whatever it takes to achieve their aim.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE OF GETTING LIBERATED FROM THE BONDAGE OF THESE POLITICIANS. THE NEW CBN POLICY WILL NOT IN ANYWAY AFFECT THE COMMON HARD WORKING NIGERIAN BUT WILL BREAK US FREE FROM THIS ECONOMIC BONDAGE. TRILLIONS OF NIGERIAN MONEY HAVE BEEN KEPT AT HOME BY THESE POLITICIANS WHO HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING IT OUT BEFORE 1ST OF JANUARY 2023. IF THESE IS ACHIEVED, OUR NAIRA WOULD GAIN VALUE RAPIDLY. THEY ARE TRYING TO FORCE THE PRESIDENT AND THE CBN GOVERNOR TO EXTEND THE DATE OF OLD CIRCULATION SO THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR STOLEN MONEY TO NEW NOTES AND CONTINUE TO KEEP NIGERIAN BACKWARDS BUT GOD WILL NEVER LET THEM WIN. IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A BETTER NIGERIA. CARS ARE NOT MEARNT TO BE BUT BY THEIR CHILDREN ALONE,THEY WANT OUR KIDS TO CONTINUE WORSHIPPING THEIR OWN BY MAKING THE ECONOMY FAVOURABLE TO THEM ONLY BUT THAT WILL CHANGE. BUHARI KNOWS THE TRUTH AND HAS GIVEN FULL AUTHORITY TO EDENFIELD. MY FELLOW NAIRALAND BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IF THIS CBN POLICY SUCCEEDS, A DOLLAR WILL DROP TO AS LOW AS 250 TO 300 NAIRA BY FEBRUARY 2023. AM READY TO PLACE A BET WITH ANY NAIRALAND PERSON ON THIS
DivinegiftofGod: A Nigerian was seen earlier today shivering from and complaining about the ice formed on the ground in the UK, as she expresses her disappointment at the Nigerian government and blaming them for her relocation to a country with such extreme harsh weather condition.
So, she had over 1.5 million to relocate and she wants us to join her and insult our government, she be monkey. Instead of using that money to trade here, u ran abroad to go into slavery.rather than complaining, come back or if you do not have money to come back, just grab a white man's pennies, am sure they will depot you for that but do not try it with a black guy because he might be a Nigerian and he will just smile and take you to his bed for you to do more grabbing
baretalk: Simon the rat Ekpa, is hiding in Finland, simon the rat, we will never forgive you, this curse will follow you, even your children will not be spared. Your lineage is cursed and will be wiped out like that of Osama bin laden.
Federal government of Nigeria, must summon the government of Finland through it's ambassador, simon the rat ekpa, must be repatriated to face crimes, for ordering his ipob and ESN foot soldiers to commit terrorists acts. Simon must be locked in the zoo cage with his fellow rat kanu, and the judge must give the two rats death penalty.
All rats and pigs must die.
Lets just face the truth. Simon is not being attacked by those same Igbos that supported the violence by saying " enough is enough" many times I tried to tell them that this violence is bad but they always attack me. Now because they are feeling the pain, they are all calling Simon a terrorist. Igbos have fled their home towns due to fear. The main reason why Simon and the rest of his miscreants became powerful is because of the ovation they were getting from Igbos and that is the truth.
obi is good but I will not vote for him at catapult point. People should think before they talk. He is still a man, a Nigerian politician for that matter. Vote but do not put your life at stake
DivinegiftofGod: It looks like it's all snows this year as a Canada baswed Nigerian YouTuber complains about so much snowfall since her relocation to that country.
Nne, if you were expecting hot sun at this time of the year, then you should have gone to maduguri or kano instead of Canada. So now what do you want us to do for you? OK Nairaland let pray for the snow to change to harmattan
while listening to him talk, I heard him say " anytime he goes to church he hears things about himself as" ur not worthy of God's Love " and more". These guy and others need help fast. How can a man be piercing his fellow man when we have so many women of different shape, colour and attitude. We even have alien women(those ones with artificial yansh and breast) so what could be the problem.
FullBlastLight: Paul Okoye goes ‘savage mode’ to publish images of women who called his girlfriend ugly
Paul Okoye, better known by his stage name Rude Boy, has in a recent post revealed a distinct side of himself that many people didn't realize he possessed.
The musician, 41, revealed his new girlfriend, Ify, on Sunday, December 11, the day of their anniversary after his wife, Anita, filed for divorce from him in 2021.
Since the musician made his connection with his new partner, Ivy Ifeoma, online trolls have made it their mission to slam both the artiste and his new love by branding her as "ugly".
While others on social media believed that Ifeoma, 22, was too young to be dating Paul, some social media investigators even went so far as to unearth previous recordings of the model appearing to acknowledge that she dates wealthy men for their money.
In a post he shared today, the "Reason With Me" artiste showed more than nine pictures of some ladies who had teased and humiliated his girlfriend after they made their relationship public.
“Beautiful trolls who call people ugly” he shared on December 16, 2022.
From the creation of the world, is always those who are more guilty that do the accusation. Do you remember those that wanted to stone to death the woman in the bible but when asked " any of you that has not sin should cast the first stone", they all ran away. That is how it is today.very very ugly looking women are the ones making the loudest noise. These are women rejected and denied by their own mirror image for being too ugly yet they insult other ladies. For all of you ladies that have been insulted one way or another by these baboons, I ask you not to feel bad for your all angels.
Pukkalolo: As a man, If you are looking for a serious long-term relationship (e.g marriage), then stay away from women that does these things or have any of these qualities:
1. Women that drinks excessively, I mean alcohol.
2. Women that smokes.
3. Women that take hard drugs(e.g Heroin, cocaine and so on)
4. Women that have tattoos on their body.
If you are looking for a wife, avoid women that has any of these qualities. You've been warned.
Only a suicidal man can marry such women. Another class of men that will marry such women are demented men just like them.
another1: Chairman of Kaduna State Peace Commission (KAPECOM) Archbishop Josiah Idowu-Fearon has said that religious leaders must see themselves as instruments of unity despite their personal political preferences. Bishop Idowu-Fearon was reacting to a statement credited to the General Overseer of Living Faith Church, Bishop David Oyedepo, ‘the number of people who vote for APC in 2023 will determine the number of mad people in Nigeria’.
Fearon argued it was wrong for any religious leader to tell his congregation to vote for any particular party.
He spoke on the sideline of a high level meeting of political parties, candidates and stakeholders for peaceful campaigns and elections in Kaduna State where 18 registered political parties, 14 governorship candidates and candidates for National Assembly and House of Assembly signed peace accord.
The event was organised by KAPCOM with support from Hope Action Progress, Legal Awareness for Nigerian Women (LANW) ActionAid, Christian Aid, Global Community Engagement and Resilient Fund (GCERF), SARVE and Global Peace Development (GPD).
The theme was: “Building consensus and mobilising collective action for peaceful 2023 general elections in Kaduna State”.
The Anglican Bishop was dismayed religious leaders wants to be seen as rulers, a situation he said is not helping the country and its democratic processes.
He said Nigerians must be allowed to vote their choices regardless of religion and tribe, stating “let candidates manifestoes and competence speak for them and not their religion or tribe.
“Religious leaders are part of the political problems we have in this country, some of them want to be rulers which is a wrong concept bringing about unnecessary sentiments.”
Idowu-Fearon who expressed fear with the way political activities are going with candidates being viewed on regional basis, averred that the elections might be inconclusive in the first ballot.
On the agitation by the South East for the presidency, he said: “Nigeria is practicing democracy which requires negotiation and not threat of any kind, adding that politics should not be seen as a do or die affairs.
“Insecurity and burning down of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) office in the South East will only end up drawing the region backward politically if not addressed holistically”.
He said leaders of the region are certainly not doing enough to address the situation.
“As we approach the elections, the media must be objective, religious leaders must educate their members to vote based on competence and pray for the candidates because voting is a religious responsibility.
“Party candidates must be honest and should abide by the constitution and their campaigns must be issue based devoid of hate speeches and calumny, above all we pray for a violent free conduct of 2023 general elections,” he said.
The Bishop speaks carelessly. Men of God are supposed to be neutral like papa adeboye Who prays for good leaders irrespective of any political party. Trying to use the mind of your congregation as the Bishop of winners Chapel is doing, is not only sinful but criminal. Saying " the number of votes APC gets will show the number of mad people in the country" is a big insult to Nigerians who have the right to vote any political party of choice.Am using these medium to respond to the Bishop that Nigerians are not Mad for voting their choice according to law and the constitution but rather he(the Bishop) should visit a mental clinic for such comment. those who follow my comments and responses on Nairaland, know that I speak without fear but I speak the truth as God is for truth. I do not worship man but God so I will mess any man that speaks carelessly up on socio media.
Kingzy4real: Couple k!dnapped and k!lled After Paying Ransom In Anambra State| True Talk �����
Mr and Mrs Ezeaku Chukwuemeka were kidnapped on their way coming back from Adoration at Holy Ghost Adoration Ministry Uke with their 4 months old baby now 7 months.
They were kidnapped around Uke- Nobi road and their children abandoned. The kidnappers demanded for a ransom which was paid,but after the kidnappers received the ransom,they didn't release the couple rather they switched off their phone and no one heard from them again.
After two months they were found dead along Nobi - Uke road. The deceased are from Ukpo Dunukofia Local Government. Please pray for their happy repose and for God to give them justice. Evil will not rule in the land of the righteous
Most times kidnappers kill their victims when their identity is known by the victims. The first to investigate are close friends, family members,colleges. May their souls RIP.
SocialJustice: I witnessed the late Queen address the British Parliament and made statements of having jobs for everyone as top priority.
If these children get where them dey work, get pension and retirement savings. When them close from work, no be how to go kill person or fight go dey their mind. Na to rest and prepare for the following day.
Brother, give them a job, money, house and everything, this guys will still stay in thug live. They will commit at the job place and put you in trouble, sell the house for drugs and go back to cultism
when they started, their fellow Igbos could be seen hailing and praising them. Even the ones living outside the east would tell u that it is a welcome development. But now they are not praising the killers again and can not say anything due to shame.
Braveboi1: i need to rob people so i can get money for Christmas and rape a lady in my neighborhood that always comes back late from work, i have already planned out everything in my mind only gun is the only thing that is remaining.
Just work into any nearby millitary check point or barracks and tell them your plans. Am sure they will have a suitable state of the art gun for you. Ye and also tell them your planning to rape too. Am sure their opinion will help you.
I shared the post above last night and some people adviced me to check the lady's hygiene. So I went to her (my girlfriend) place today after work. I noticed that this girl is either always tieing a headtie or wearing a wevon in my presence.
So while we were kind of playing, I took her unawares and I removed her headtie quickly and... Jesus!!!, lo and behold, the girl I've been calling my 'latest girlfriend' has all sorts of round-abouts on her head.
She was both surprised and angry after I did that. She kept saying nonsense like, "why did remove my scarf like that?"... "meanwhile the dandruff on my head is an inherited family thing" bla bla bla...
I just sat down there as still as a stone, wondering how a grown up 21 years old pretty girl can be that dirty. But one thing is for sure, I am never going to penetrate this girl, no, not even with 50 condoms on. Wtf. God abeg o, make 2023 no resemble this year for me when it comes to girlfriends matta o. I taya jare
dandruff and you take off, well it means that if u find out that the girl your dating is fighting cancer, you will just vanish into thin air. As a Man you just need to help her tackle the matter and do not say she is dirty. You should have made her not to be ashamed by asking her about the treatment she is taking. Always try to stand by people whether u are having SEX with them or not.
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