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Car Talk › Re: Photo: Mercedes Benz Vs Audi by lozanni(m): 11:27pm On Jul 19, 2015
dumo1:
The Audi is a brand of its own cos it has been used in the transporter series especially the new Transporter Refuelled.
Mehn !!! The effects the car displayed in Transporter 3 was awesome. I think the Audi has won the World car of the year award on more than three occassions, beating Mercedes and BMW to it.

Audi is definitely the car !!!
Education › Re: 10 Types Of Boyfriends Kept By Babe's In Higher Institutions by lozanni(m): 7:22am On Jul 19, 2015
Taylor86:
u realize ladies are the bigger fools wen u guys sleep with 10 men and can't tell who is ur baby father
grin
Taylor86:
u realize ladies are the bigger fools wen u guys sleep with 10 men and can't tell who is ur baby father
That nose na die grin
Taylor86:
u realize ladies are the bigger fools wen u guys sleep with 10 men and can't tell who is ur baby father
grin
Taylor86:
u realize ladies are the bigger fools wen u guys sleep with 10 men and can't tell who is ur baby father
That nose na die
Travel › Re: Lagos Shoprite Turns To A Tourist Centre by lozanni(m): 7:33am On Jul 18, 2015
ajalaolanr:
It saddens me when I see things like this, no recreational facilities anywhere, shops have been built to take over every space designated for recreation, this is sad, really sad.
Very sad indeed. Some years back when, as fresh graduate, I was hunting for a Job, there was usually the problem of where to hang out, if you had time to spare between appointments. The ideal place then was the CBN bank banking hall at Tinubu, lol. This was because there were no parks then and most fast food joints could embarass you if you had no money to spend.
Thank God Governor Fashola built the Freedom Park where people can chill between appointments or relax during their lunch time.
Business › Re: Picture Of Onitsha trading port During The Colonial Days(photo) by lozanni(m): 12:38pm On Jul 14, 2015
BuddahMonk:
The Zoogerian you quoted is from the Western flank of the Zoo, they regard everybody in Lower Niger as Omo ibo grin grin grin grin

They neither teach Geography nor History in the Zoo because the Monkeys and Baboons are scared of evolution
Who is this Ghatan (a combination of Ghana and Orangotan) to talk of Geography?
I beg stay on top of your tree before Nihumans get hold of you and lock you up in a cage.
Family › Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by lozanni(m): 10:36am On Jul 13, 2015
Insidous:
It is either you are trolling or plain stupid.
Its either you are stupid or a plain presumptuous fool.
If you have anything up there, make your own positive contribution or get off my case, Air-Head.
Family › Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by lozanni(m): 6:30pm On Jul 12, 2015
Insidous:
Who is going to pay for it?
It should be in the region of $5,000 to $7,000. Where there is a will, there is a way.
Family › Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by lozanni(m): 6:12pm On Jul 12, 2015
@Op, have you considered vaginal reconstruction through surgery yet? I saw many cases like yours on a certain DSTV program titled Doctor at 1211? Am not sure about the name now.
The 1211 is a very wealthy surburb of LA, USA and that is where the surgeon is based.
All the ladies who were successfully operated on, later went ahead to live very happy lives.
Celebrities › Re: Babatee Replies Yetunde Bustline, ‘You Asked Me Out, Begged Me to Marry You' by lozanni(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2015
This is just bad. They should stop washing their dirty linen in Public.
Now the whole world knows that one part of their lives is deep and wide, while the other part is pin-like in nature. lol.
Celebrities › Re: OMG! Yetunde Bustline Oduwole Breaks Down In Tears Curses Ex-bf Baba Tee (VIDEO) by lozanni(m): 4:45pm On Jul 09, 2015
Airforce1:
she not crying cuz she got dumped

She's crying because age is not on her side


Why she go nickname herself "bustline" and expect men to take her serious undecided
Lol. My guy pity the poor lady now. Truth, anyway, can be bitter.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Appoint Ministers At The Fullness Of Time by lozanni(m): 8:54pm On Jul 07, 2015
MCMLXXVI:
Your mother can die in that lagoon first if she hasn't already.
Were the same perm secs not under Jonathan's administration when you thick-skulled sycophants were ranting about nothing worki g in the country?
Shameless lot. Now they're doing their jobs well? With the further crashing of the naira or with the desertion of the stock market by potential investors?
With the total breakdown of law and order or with the rampant corruption still going on I the country?
I thought you people kept ranting about Okonjo Iweala being corrupt? Why have none of you underfed illiterates had the balls to drag her to court? Are you scared you might get thoroughly schooled?
Sit the fvvvck down.
I agree with your arguements totally, but abeg dont wish a person's mother evil , for we know their place in our lives.
Midollin needs to be caned, at times, given the way he writes, but please lets respect certain boundaries.
Romance › Re: 76-yr-old Retired School Principal Dies On Top 18-yr-old Girl by lozanni(m): 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2015
pollamary:
they should release the girl ASAP. d man died in active service.
Test

Lol !!! Super active service indeed.

Seriously, there might be many more such cases, because the way some guys carry on, you will think conji will disappear very soon.
I knew a certain man, may his Soul Rest in Peace, who was then in his late forties, but had a heart condition. This guy, despite his health condition, was often in one kitten or the other, several times daily. The day the man died, he was found foaming at the mouth, just like in this case.

Moral of the story: Know your heart condition, stick to medical advise about it and do things in moderation.
Romance › Re: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by lozanni(m): 4:08pm On Jul 06, 2015
Lol. You are right about rich guys being isolated because of work and the fact they own cars and live in exclusive estates.
A friend told me about how he had to abandon his cars and take public transport to work in order to come across single ladies !!!
In fact he met his current wife at the CMS bus stop (outer marina) and just took a liking to her and beckoned on her to come to him; trust ladies, she formed so much that he had to approach her, the rest is now history as they are happily married with four lovely kids.
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Most Nigeria Do On Saturday Night Before Going To Church On Sunday by lozanni(m): 11:15am On Jul 05, 2015
loomer:
Na wa for u o, some people dey even carry bible for hand after church service go straight to beer parlour.
Lol. Those are 'human breweries' also called wine-flies.
Education › Re: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by lozanni(m): 10:55am On Jul 05, 2015
Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment wink

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.
Yea,.you are right. Whats yours? wink
Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment wink

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.
Yea,.you are right. Whats yours?
Celebrities › Re: Tamilore Ojo-Martins: I'm Perfect At Sex, I Enjoy Marathon Sex (Photos) by lozanni(m): 7:42pm On Jul 04, 2015
Beware of Junk Journalism !!! They can successfully paint an Angel black.
Just imagine the way they twisted everything the lady said, to make her look like a nymphomaniac.
Smh.
Crime › Re: Man Peeps At Neighbour’s Naked Wife In Bathroom In Lagos by lozanni(m): 11:36pm On Jul 02, 2015
glimpse33:
Lalasticlala is that a crime? Leave the man make him enjoy joor cool



It might interest you to know that I onced peeped on a guy lipsrsealed
grin Mischief. What did you 'glimpse' at?
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture: When You Find Bae's Car Somewhere It's Not Supposed To Be. by lozanni(m): 9:32am On Jun 28, 2015
HungerBAD:
INTROVERT go get a Job.
She has one: Internet troll. lol.
I guess she's a blogger or something.
Politics › Re: Traders Protest Boko Haram Prisoners’ Transfer To Anambra by lozanni(m): 8:22am On Jun 28, 2015
dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERShuh WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS undecided EMPTY CHEST BEATERS
E ri Oju kokoro grin
dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERShuh WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS undecided EMPTY CHEST BEATERS
E ri Oju kokoro
Romance › Re: 10 Similarities Between Nigerian Ladies And Policemen by lozanni(m): 10:26pm On Jun 27, 2015
INTROVERT:
I consider this thread insensitive. angry angry angry



BITE ME.
Seems the Op exposed you.
Crime › Re: Killed For Asking For Dance In A Party(Pictured) by lozanni(m): 3:53pm On Jun 24, 2015
After refusing their invitation to join their cult, the dead guy should have kept a very long distance from the cultists, not to even think of attending their birthday celebration.
RIP to the dead.
Crime › Re: Missing Ogun Poly Student Found Dead In Shrine by lozanni(m): 7:37am On Jun 18, 2015
This is very appalling. RIP to the dead. Students and people should learn to keep away from such dangerous places.
I can recollect a similar incident in Badagry Lagos, where a man was lured to a shrine by his friend and was beaten to death, by the use of a charm, while his corpse was later dismembered by the wicked ritualists.
Romance › Re: Men Storm Radio Station After Girl Promised To Buy Car, House For Who Weds Her by lozanni(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2015
cheesy
ZahraBuhari:
My father is not the only person that makes promises.

grin grin grin
grin
ZahraBuhari:
My father is not the only person that makes promises.

grin grin grin
Wallahi Zahra, I need only a ministerial position from Sai Baba and I will come for you.
Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by lozanni(m): 9:35am On Jun 17, 2015
grin The guy mumu dey too much. Maybe he wanted to force himself on the girl and the sharp girl, cunningly, tried to promise him mouth-action first with the intention of cutting off his thing.
Its also possible the guy wanted to break-up with the girl and the devious girl asked for sex, one last time, before they say goodbye for ever. The innocent guy did not know that wicked girl meant to inflict an injury on him which he will never forget forever.
The girl get hyena teeth? Hyena teeth fit break very hard bone, talk less of a soft Joystick.
Crime › Re: Final Year UNIBEN Law Student Hangs Self by lozanni(m): 8:14am On Jun 13, 2015
This is very sad, a promisng life cut off, just like that.
There is a rising wave of clinical depression among our populace, you see people committing suicide without stating the reason why they did so.
Our health services should promote awareness of the need for Nigerians to take mental health tests regularly as there are drugs, like Prosaic, that can help cure clinical depression.
Rest in Peace to the dead.
Celebrities › Re: Nairaland User Joseph Edgar Narrates Ordeal With Majek Fashek This Morning by lozanni(m): 2:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
Test
@Op, your article moved me so much that I was crying inwardly for a great musician and a very handsome man almost laid to waste by uncontrollable inner cravings and external forces.
I think PMAN and other relevant music bodies can send him to a Rehab centre for proper medical and psychological assistance, a good Pastor can also be arranged to minister to him.
Fashek should also be financially empowered by the above group and given a mentorship role within the group, such as leading a new talent hunting group as this could help Fashek re-discover himself. An idle hand also, is the devil's workshop.
PMAN and co should not fold their arms and watch him die and then surface to organise a multi-million burial in his honour; that will be plain cold-heartedness and indifference.
Romance › Re: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by lozanni(m): 4:29am On Jun 12, 2015
Look him puff-puff cheeks. This guy go love food well, well.
Politics › Re: The Untold Story Of PDP’s Coup Behind Saraki’s Senate Presidency - The Nation by lozanni(m): 3:51pm On Jun 11, 2015
olabest:
The book of change chapter 9 vs last And there rose a man from the sons of APC named Saraki, whose mother was PDP. He was a fearless man who fought his mother and went to live with his father APC. He rose before his brothers and fought to be crowned the minister in the altar of change but was challenged by the deadly king maker named Tinubu. And it came to pass that on this day the 9th of June, in the days of king Buha, the lion of Daura who was crowned by Tinubu the king maker, that Saraki opened a book in the gospel of change and gave the popular quote of King Buha which says "I belong to everyone and I belong to nobody" a significant meaning. In all stubborness and revolt against his father's house APC, Saraki fought under the anointing from his mother's family PDP, who never stopped loving him and was able to prove to the king maker that the kings quote is real and effective. He defeated the cruel king maker and was handed the holy books of change that he may minister daily from the alter unto everyone in the kingdom
NOTE: This is a joke
Lol.
Good thinking there. I hope we shall receive updates on the book of change.
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Is The Judas Iscariot Of Nigeria By Dr. Wumi Akintide by lozanni(m):
The beginning of the defiance of party directives, concerning the appointment of key officials in the national assembly, by the legislature, has its root in the Obasanjo Presidency. At that time, Chief Obasanjo saw the national assembly as an appendage of the political party, of which he was the national leader. President Obasanjo was responsible for the removal of three senate presidents ( late chief Chuba Okadigbo, Dr Adolphus Wagbara and I think, the late Evan Enwerem); he attempted to do the same for the house of Reps, under Hon. Ghali Na'abba but was stoutly resisted by the leadership then.
The above incidents must have toughned the legislators, with a resolve among them to assert their independence as enshrined by the constitution under the doctrine of the rule of law.
That is why the national assembly has experienced this level of defiance, first under the GEJ Administration and now under PMB.
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Is The Judas Iscariot Of Nigeria By Dr. Wumi Akintide by lozanni(m): 1:58pm On Jun 10, 2015
Dr Wumi Akintide should realise that in politics there are no permanent friends, but permanent interests. Dr. Saraki is very knowledgeable in political horse-trading and got the position he desired.
Dr. Akintide will do well to advise the APC not to victimise Dr. Saraki, but see his election as democracy at play; if APC does otherwise, then they will have another case of Tambuwal versus the PDP on their hands, which might make Dr. Saraki to defect fully to the PDP.
The above incident is a lession to political parties in Nigeria that, they should desist from attempting to impose a party appointed Senatorial President on the house in order to avoid intra-party conflicts with unpredictable consequences.
Travel › Re: Flood At Igando Today (pictures) by lozanni(m): 10:09am On Jun 10, 2015
lipsrsealed
EUROBOMBER:
Thank you, so why can't we talk? Pls do you have any email address you could drop here for me? Please don't drop the one attached to your facebook and others, any other one will do. smiley
[img][quote author=EUROBOMBER post=34616668]EUROBOMBER, na you bi dis ?

The guy don fall in ...

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