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Crime › Re: Two UNN Students Stole Laptops And Were Caught (Photos) by lozanni(m): 5:39pm On Jan 29, 2016*

Tycoflu:
Chai! e don be for these guys. Them get liver go steal for abuja. After I survived PUN maths 121&111 and the two stat courses with E, To go abuja building dey fear me na him these guys go steal lappy una don fall GAM hand.

Lol. You no do the third maths course, the one on Geometry weh dey like abracadara.
Statistics no dey easy ooh. I remember two guys, back then at UNEC, who wanted to over-jack for Advanced Statistics and forgot that the Exam for that paper was for 9am-12 noon. The two guys above only came out of the Library, just after we had finished writting the paper
Other students could not help mocking the two unfortunate guys saying that: " they want to score A-Plus" in that course.lol.

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Crime › Re: Girl Rescued After Boyfriend In Search Of Riches Held Her In Pit For 8months by lozanni(m): 10:58pm On Jan 28, 2016

Tanzania again huh

I remember watching a documentary once, where it was shown that its dangerous to be born an albino in Tanzania, because you could be killed for ritual money purposes, and this adds to my total dismay that people could be so fetish and primitive minded.

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Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by lozanni(m): 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2016

Those eyes though grin

Na eyes wey you dey take recognise good musical notes, lol.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Eritrea Government Made Polygamy Mandatory: Eritrea Trending On Twitter by lozanni(m): 2:27pm On Jan 26, 2016

@Op, na yoloba guys go feel real cool with such law, not Igbo guys who normally stick to one wife, no matter how wealthy they may be.

Crime › Re: 65-Year-Old Woman Burnt To Death By Cultists In Lagos by lozanni(m): 11:31pm On Jan 23, 2016

Back in the day at CMS Grammar School Bariga, news of cult warfare was never heard of, instead what you had was news of parties going on somewhere, sometimes by Baptacads boys, Igbobi College boys, Finbarrs boys or Grammerians themselves.
Most guys from schools around knew each other quite well and there was that sense of camaraderie or togetherness.
The war against cultism should start from secondary schools because, that is where cultism rears its ugly head from and its turning the whole of that neighbourhood into a very sinister zone.

Travel › Re: Ilupeju Lagos Landlords Prefer Indians And Lebanese To Nigerians by lozanni(m): 2:55pm On Jan 23, 2016

I noticed this development, I thought the Indians and Lebanese had bought up all the houses in that beautiful neighbourhood.

Politics › Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by lozanni(m): 9:59pm On Jan 18, 2016

KashyBaby:
That's y he will never gonna win...America can't survive without petrol..

Yea, you are right.
Trump is the joker among the pack of Presidental aspirants and is just being tolerated for his entertainment value; though he can sound very scary, sometimes, that I would suggest a psychological evaluation by a reknowned American shrink.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Lagos, Ogun Bank Robberies’ Coordinator (pictured) by lozanni(m): 6:11pm On Jan 18, 2016

Armed Robbery is really a cursed profession.
Imagine after 20 years of robbing banks and kidnapping people, he was still not satisfied with the hundreds of million naira he must have made.
The money millions made was cursed because it would have been spent on women, drinks, drugs, gambling and ostentatious living.

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Travel › Re: PHOTOS: The Beauty Of Enugu City by lozanni(m): 7:30pm On Jan 16, 2016

NakedEve:
Mtschew.
Anytin that will make Igbo's richer, united,, bigger n better is not welcm because in our kingdom(air n water kingdom) we don't want that.
They r destined to be so rich n big that they will drive the gospel to a whole new level in Europe n we just don't want that.
We must fight them with numerous government policies.

Lol. I have never seen a drunk mermaid before.

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Travel › Re: PHOTOS: The Beauty Of Enugu City by lozanni(m): 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2016

phantom:
My capital is owerri but enugu takes the cake as the best SE city in beauty.
I miss that place so much.remembering my days there as a student in UNN. Fun city!!!!
Thinking of getting a property in enugu. 042 for life!

Great Lion!!!
You just wrote my thoughts on Enugu. It will be nice to own property there in order to get away from it all once in awhile.

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Business › Re: International Airlines To Reduce Flights To Nigeria Next Year by lozanni(m): 2:27am On Jan 16, 2016

ehissi:
And Buhari is Junketting around the globe; looking for foreign investors who can't take away their profits after engaging in Legitimate business!! Isn't that the Height of Macro-economic confusion!!

You create an environment where currency restrictions is discouraging existing businesses and you are still expecting new investors that will encourage growth!!

Dullard!!

My brother, its like taking one step forward, then two steps backwards; that is real economic regression.

Politics › Re: Buhari Orders EFCC To Probe Ex Service Chiefs,Serving & Former Military Leaders by lozanni(m): 2:19am On Jan 16, 2016

jaybee3:
The breaches identified by the Audit Committee include
non-specification of procurement costs, /* So they can fill in the gaps afterwards. Not so smart now */

absence of contract agreements, /* I guess they mysteriously disappeared just like bubu's certificate */

award of contracts beyond authorised thresholds, /* Surely someone must have slept on the job to allow this happen. GEJ forever sleeping */

transfer of public funds for unidentified purposes and general non-adherence to provisions of the Public Procurement Act.
/* They simply swallowed the funds evidenced by their big belly... ooohhhweeeeee */

Lol. The stomach of one of the service chiefs was very big and bulging during bubu's inauguration as President, that I could not help wondering what he must have eaten or swallowed; now I know what he must have swallowed: public funds meant for arms procurement.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lozanni(m): 11:14pm On Jan 14, 2016

Vikings007:
interesting.

Quite so, I guess my eyes were opened to remove all my doubts about prayers and God.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lozanni(m): 11:13pm On Jan 14, 2016

Vikings007:
interesting.

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Killed By Police In Rivers After Heavy Shootout (Graphic Pics) by lozanni(m): 2:59pm On Jan 14, 2016

Zoharariel:
Our South-Eastern brothers do not know that.

See you. Oyenusi, Anini, Osunbor, Shina Rambo and that one-eyed bandit from an "O" state near Lagos are all South-Easterners abi ?

Robbers can come from anywhere.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lozanni(m): 2:20pm On Jan 14, 2016

My own supernatural experience was the day I saw an Angel at a worship service that was organised by a relative who claimed that the two men of God he had invited were spirit filled and burning with fire for God.
I had attended the worship service at the villa, reluctantly, as I believed it was the usual praise and worship sessions that are usually organised at the end of the year.
About mid-way through the praise and worship session, I opened my eyes, and strangely, felt my gaze being led to one corner of the room we were in; at that corner stood a tall being dressed in flowing white Robe, about 8 feet tall, carrying a long sword by his side, which must have been about 4 foot high. The Angel had long black hair cascading,down his shoulders and was such a sight to behold.
I thought it was an apparition and closed my eyes immediately, thinking that when I open them, the image would have vanished because I felt it was only very holy people, who could see Angels ( am a decent person, mind you).
When I opened my eyes, again, to look at that same corner, the Angel was still standing there and this time, I decided to look at his face closely; he had such dark piercing eyes and as I gazed into them I felt I was being sucked into the eternity that this Angel must have lived through.
I decided not to confide in anyone what I had seen, lest they start poking fun at me and accusing me of hallucinating. What jolted me out of my disbelief was later on, during the preaching session before the commencement of prayers, one of the Pastors casually stated that God had sent his Angels into our midst and that there was a Guardian Angel standing at the corner of the room( he was pointing to the corner where I had seen the Angel) with a long sword, detailed by God to watch over us as we prayed.
After the above incident, I stopped doubting the existence of Angels and other supernatural beings.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by lozanni(m): 1:44pm On Jan 14, 2016

mylordship:
there was a time i checked on the profile of a female nairalander and i saw a snake on her head, i showed my brother and he said he saw nothing of such. believe me its the truth, a popular female romancelander

Maybe you have the Spirit of discernment as Chrisitians call it or a developed " third eye" as the mystics call it. See your Pastor for more advice.

Crime › Re: How I Was Almost Lynched At Ring Road, Benin. by lozanni(m): 12:37pm On Jan 14, 2016

midehi2:
hmmm, lesson....but how come she mentioned the same amount that was with you, probably she was with detecting charm but it failed her cos your instinct was faster than her charm....you are really lucky

That old woman winch no get equal.
@Op, thank God for your life. Youths should heed your advice about dressing decently always and praying before leaving home.
IMPORTANT: Always know how much cash you have on you before leaving home; it might save you from embarassment from bus conductors, who can falsely claim you are yet to pay your bus fare or any wicked co-passenger who falsely accuses you of theft.

Politics › Re: Anti-Igbo Comments, Sagay Alleges Threat To Life, Raises Alarm. by lozanni(m): 9:26am On Jan 10, 2016

You receive insults from Igbos because you over-generalise by attempting to lump all Igbos in the same boat with IPOB, which can be described as an ethnic militia group, that does not represent the vast majority of Igbos.
I thought that being an intellectual, you would have advised your Principal, PMB, to find a way to diffuse the youthful exuberance being displayed by IPOB, through engaging them in useful discussions, in order to ascertain the genuineness of their grievances or otherwise.
If their grievances turn out to be genuine, you attempt to correct it so that the IPOB agitation will die a natural death, but if its otherwise, then you search out the culprits who are responsible for misleading the IPOB youths and deal with them.
Criminalising an entire ethnic group because of some over-zealous youths smirks of ethnic bigotory of the highest order, which is very unbecoming of a Professor of law.

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Family › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Peeps Through My Door, Should I Report To The Husband? by lozanni(m): 8:40am On Jan 10, 2016

A female peeping Tom ? Perverts everywhere. Smh.
Maybe the lady is looking for sexual arousal in order to have appeptite for s.x.
@Op, if you finally nab her, advise her to go get adult s.x films to fire her imagination. If she watches it with her hubby, there should be nothing wrong in that.

Politics › Re: Abians Celebrate Otti's Victory In Umuahia (Photos) by lozanni(m): 11:33am On Jan 08, 2016

betterABIAstate:
Avians celebrating the victory of otti

@Op, mind yourself ohh.
How can you call us 'Avians' instead of 'Abians'?
Abi we resemble birds? Lol.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boy Undergoing Spiritual Cleansing In A Cameroonian Village (Graphic Pic) by lozanni(m): 12:40pm On Jan 07, 2016

Ewwww !!!

You know see faces, like Ayamatanga undecided

Real primitive bunch.

Politics › Re: Clash Between Yorubas And Nupes In Kwara (Photos) by lozanni(m): 12:27pm On Jan 04, 2016

I thought the Nupes are originally from Yorubaland and speak a varient of that language.
What could be responsible for the deep misunderstanding and violent clash ?

Celebrities › Re: Davido Replies Sophie Momodu; Reveals How She Manipulated & Exploited Him by lozanni(m): 11:19pm On Dec 30, 2015

Ed-do babe ?
I dey give them gap because they can be very wild and unpredictable, from the experience a friend had with one of them.
DavidO, she don use your head already, I pray you come out of this unscathed.

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