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Education › Re: OAU-Ife Lecturer, Foluke Ogunleye Is Dead by lozanni(m): 10:32am On Dec 29, 2015
Striking resemblance to Femi Adeshina; its also less than two years since her Mom passed on (From Femi Adeshina's articles in the Sun Newspapers)
RIP to the deceased and may God comfort all her loved ones.
Celebrities › Re: Freeze & Basketmouth Come For Each Other Over “dry” Stage Performance At #OLIC2 by lozanni(m): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
Both of them are right about each other. Freeze was being beaten by his ex-wife, and decided to freeze her out of his life by running away; basketmouth's basket of jokes is leaking a lot of water and not holding much rib-cracking jokes again, so he needs to re-invent himself by taking a break from the stage ( called 'hiatus' in the Arts) , doing a positive self-assessment about his act in order to come back stronger and more relevent.
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Electric Cable (Photo) by lozanni(m): 12:36pm On Dec 28, 2015
This one na instant Judgement, no delay at all. His death diminishes me and humanity, RIP.
Education › Re: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by lozanni(m): 12:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
My guy, you are not the first person who has done six years in the versity for a four year course. There is this hall at Unilag, Mariere Hall, popularly called, 'Baluba's Kingdom' because the said Baluba spent up to 10 years there for a four year program.
The above will not be your portion IJMN.
I advise that you should stop 'running' your courses, as this has badly affected your self-belief that you can pass your exams by studying for them.
Reading through your article, I can see you are an intelligent person. Tell your parents about your problems, starting with your mom, they will be mad at you, but they will FORGIVE you with time as they love you, even when they appear harsh on you and will be truly devastated if you harm yourself.
Also make friends with guys and gals who are good at that course, join their study group, search for past questions on the course and study them,
with the relevant textbooks on it.
I wish you goodluck.
Family › Re: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by lozanni(m): 11:47am On Dec 28, 2015
ddshow:
Quite pathetic!

Our police force is a sham. It requires total re-organization, retraining and mental examination of officers and men of the force.
That mental examination is what I have been thinking about too; because the killer Cop had boasted before that he will kill 30 people and kill himself too, but was not taken seriously by the residents of the place.
The Police ought to setup hotlines that people who are threathned by errant or psychotic officers can report to so that their weapons can be withdrawned from them. If this is not done, I fear that more mentally unstable persons in uniforms may unleash more havoc on the citizenry.
Politics › Re: We Now Have 23hrs Eletricity Supply In My Area: Is It The Same In Your Own Zone? by lozanni(m): 11:55pm On Dec 27, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
No Be lie! Ask anybody around FESTAC, Amuwo Odofin( Extension)

Since the beginning of December..
I live at the above axis and light supply since December has been epileptic.
It was only during this Christmas period that it improved to about 12 hours per day.
Business › Re: International Airlines To Reduce Flights To Nigeria Next Year by lozanni(m): 5:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
Blackkie:
I weep for the so called Nigerian youths!
So it has come to the extent that they cannot understand simple information?

Airlines are doing businesses in Nigeria, footing all their bills but cannot take home their profits thus they may reduce the presence due to the dollar restrictions - if you are in their shoes what will you do?

If the western world made it a low that you cannot leave America or Britain with what you have earned in their nation how will Nigerians see it?

From your understanding is this policy not a negative one for Nigerians and our economy?

Can someone suggest to foreigners how best to take their hard earned money home!
I agree totally with you, that is why Nigerians in the Diaspora send so much money back home every year because they are allowed to repatriate their earnings.
The Foreign Airlines should be allowed to repartriate their earnings in Dollars, because Naira is not an international convertible currency, if it were then the Airlines would have taken home their earnings in Naira.
Sall could be a Propangandist, but plain common sense should always over-ride propaganda.
Crime › Re: Celestial Prophet Murders Church Member With Charm by lozanni(m): 10:20am On Dec 26, 2015
Rexphobia:
As prophesied in the good book in revelation.




End time prophet
Very true !!!

Even the name of the Parish should put one on caution: Jehovah "Less" Parish.
Nairaland General › Re: Fire Out Break At Chicason Gas Plant In Nnewi, Scores feared dead by lozanni(m): 6:21pm On Dec 24, 2015
samoney:
Ndi..Igbos and money rituals, sacrifice na wetin them just use them pipo de do, after dem go say dem de fite for bia bi a. ..fra !
Where is your humane nature ?
I doubt if you are human anyway, cus am sure you've got a tail hidden away somewhere.
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities You Didn't Know Originated From Kogi State by lozanni(m): 12:10pm On Dec 24, 2015
Acidosis:
You forgot

ReKoginizing JayWon "Juwonlo"




Also, you forgot:


Rekoginizing Acidosis cheesy I'm KOGI
No wonder !!! With that acidic tongue of yours, am sure you are from one of those mean Kogi Tribes.
Lol !!!
I said the above just for laughs.
Kogi is populated by great people, am not from there, though have friends who hail from the state.
Darey is definitely from Kogi State.
Education › Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by lozanni(m): 1:15pm On Dec 23, 2015
michealade:
Oau nau,who get here before..
No wonder nairaland dey too noisy sometimes, just like NYSC camp.
Family › Re: My Husband Went Back To Nigeria Last Christmas To Wed A New Wife - UK Woman by lozanni(m): 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2015
kilode100:
The Man has very bad taste in women. He comot from one old cargo, enter another one.


There's love in sharing.. Abi na spirit go marry the remaining Aunty Gweggs?
LWKMD.

You are right on point.
Aunty Wohwoh, you mean.
Anyway, one man's food is another man's poison.
Travel › Re: Man Without Fingers Rides Okada In Ibadan (Photo) by lozanni(m): 5:03pm On Dec 22, 2015
allanphash7:
how do i know this is ibadan?


How do i know he is riding this



How do i know
You other name na 'Thomas'?
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself After His Girl Decided To Leave Him. Very Graphic Pics by lozanni(m): 3:09pm On Dec 21, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
Isn't It The Summit Of Stewpidity To Kill Yourself Because Of A Girl & She Comes To Your Burial With Another Man??..




Devil know sey dem neva born d girl wey go make me cry nor take my own precious life..
Hard naija guy!!! Lol.
I would have been very surprised if the guy was a Nigerian.
If you break a naija guy's heart, he simply goes out and gets another babe to comfort him.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 24-year-old Facebook Lover At First Meeting by lozanni(m): 2:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
Maga no pay. lol.

Maybe the guy flung some blings on FB, which might not be his own, and the babe thought that she could easily squeeze 15k out of him by cooking up one untrue story about a debt she owes.
Bad market for the babe and wrong flexing by the guy cus it has landed him in the Police net.
Travel › Re: Train Crushes 3 Persons In Ilorin (photo) by lozanni(m): 9:47am On Dec 21, 2015
ttemmi:
I've never seen any railway system as terrible as the one we have here in Nigeria.
You are right on point. Many of these railway junctions through which cars drive through, do not have adequate warning signs to motorists and pedestrians. Also, there ought to be lever-gates at those junctions, but there are none.
Travel › Re: Train Crushes 3 Persons In Ilorin (photo) by lozanni(m): 9:40am On Dec 21, 2015
ttemmi:
I've never seen any railway system as terrible as the one we have here in Nigeria.
You are right on point. Some of the railway junctions through which cars drive through do not have adequate warning signs to motorists and pedestrians. Also, there ought to be lever-gates at those junctions, but there are none.
Celebrities › Re: When Flavour Sees Miss World 2015 Coming Out (Photo) by lozanni(m): 12:25pm On Dec 20, 2015
DonChippy:
That dude is a classical Igbo guy.

Pick up lines is Zero.

Yet some Igbo chicks will keep falling for him just because he calls them Tomato Jos.

Smh!
When it comes to Igbo guys, your sort always over-generalise a lot. I blame this on lack of exposure, as your type is on lock-down in the south-west.
If you were in his shoes, you will know that the guy is a saint even with all his failings.
NYSC › Re: Is She The Biggest Female Copper In Nigeria? by lozanni(m): 1:10pm On Dec 19, 2015
I am sure she is wearing an inflatable bodysuit.
Nairaland General › Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad In Lagos; Jumps Out Of His Range Rover And Tears Clothes -Pic by lozanni(m): 10:42am On Dec 18, 2015
osedvgirl:
shocked shocked see small pepeye oooo grin grin


I pity him oo, fine guy like this, or are you sure its not arrow from his village
Lol !!! I know its the small pepeye you will notice first. If that smallie do you something, na nine months in 'Prison' with hard 'labour'.
Seriously, it might not be an arrow from his village, but payback karma from his yahoo activities.
Romance › Re: Just Looking At Him Makes Me Wet(pics) by lozanni(m): 4:38am On Dec 18, 2015
If you marry him, your son will be named: Chin Chun Chown.
Romance › Re: When A Guy Makes Love To You With A Condom by lozanni(m): 4:08pm On Dec 17, 2015
ssoftappless:
hmmmmm @OP i am 100% fully with you, u see a condom is the devils's way of promoting fornication and adultry thereby making us believe that we are protecting ourself, a condom are only used on cheap sluts and prostitutes, "if u marry a woman then there is no need for condoms during sex.
Ok now. When you are married and your wife gives birth to your first eleven (team) or suffers complications from other birth control methods, then you will know if you should use condoms in marriage or not.
Crime › Re: Nigeria Woman Who Burnt Lover's Private Part With Hot Iron, Jailed In UK (photo) by lozanni(m): 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2015
onosprince:
A baby died while the mother was having sex a nigerian man and now a nigerian woman burnt her lovers tonzo while having sex..... no any good news about nigerians in the uk to be posted, im tired of this bad news
Your words are exactly my thoughts.
Soon other people go begin dey ask: ' they take sex do una?'.
Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Wife, Kate Is Dead by lozanni(m): 4:49pm On Dec 10, 2015
My condolences to the big boss and his family.
The late wife was truly a rock behind him, they started dating from Secondary School, I think, as I can recollect seeing Keshi with her around the Jalupon Estate axis in Surulere, back in those days when he was St. Finbarrs College Football team Captain.
May her kind Soul Rest in Perfect Peace.
Romance › Re: 16 Places To Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by lozanni(m): 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2015
abbey621:
They keep looking for rich husbands but their own character is poor. They dream about wealthy guys but their very own attitude is nothing to write home about. Can someone tell me where richness attracts poverty? Instead of looking for rich husbands, improve your self worth so that the caliber of men you attract is superb!
You are quite right !
Rich guys be marrying rich girls since Spartacus era, cus they are wary of gold diggers.
Business › Re: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by lozanni(m): 2:23pm On Dec 10, 2015
ISpiksDaTroof:
Just drop your praise and keep it moving instead of negating the promise your post held by peppering us with lies and pseudo ignorance.
Envious fella alert !
What lies is he peddling?
My friend, celebrate with those who have made it, that way your own success will come.
Even the good book says: 'Rejoice with those who rejoice'.
Education › Re: NUC Names University Of Ibadan Number 1 In Nigeria – See List Of Top 100 by lozanni(m): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2015
mmafhew:
Its just d fact ui is d best. Buh all does unilagite go cum talk rubbish here naw
UI guys and mouth sef.
I dey pity the guys wey dey go the next NYSC orientation camp because UI guys and OAU boys are always in a vocal war over which Institution is better and they no dey let person hear word. Both parties go dey claim, "there is only one Institution, UI (or OAU), all the others are mere campuses". Just imagine that !!!
During my own orientation camp period, some OAU guys went AWOL from camp, and came back to the camp dead-drunk, at about 2am, and where shouting: "Greatttt IFFFEEE".
The curse wey those guys receive that early morning from other Corpers, will make them stay sober for a very long time. Lolzz.
Nairaland General › Re: Chioma Nkechi Daniel Missing: Have You Seen Her? by lozanni(m): 9:18pm On Dec 06, 2015
Favour should be arrested and questioned by the Police; she will sing like a Canery bird about Chioma's whereabout.
Methinks a bf is involved somewhere.
Fashion › Re: These Photos Of A 7-year-old Nigerian Model Have Got Everyone Talking by lozanni(m): 4:08pm On Dec 05, 2015
End time parents sending their kid down a slippery terrain at such tender age.
Politics › Re: Dasuki Lists Ex-governors, PDP Chiefs In $2b Deals by lozanni(m): 7:22pm On Dec 03, 2015
godson36:
The Only thing that pains my heart now is that of the useless Igbo's youth who are shouting for Biafra when Nigeria is on it's way to the best since democracy period...

Although, Biafra is already an existing republic in DREAM CONTINENT.. But the only thing that am sorry for are those youth who are wasting their life, those who have suffered in the past but prefers not to enjoy the betterment of Nigeria which is on the way.. I feel sorry for them cause their Place is already booked in HELL...

I knew that Nigeria will be Great under buhari... By the time that all the bad eggs are removed from our government, you will surely confirm that the problem of Nigeria is Leadership..

When this investigation goes on,, those who are sponsoring boko haram before they joined ISIS will be reveal... A lot of money which is not for arms deal that has been embezzled will be recovered...

At last,, OUR PRISON WILL BE FULL OF HIGH PROFILE POLITICIAN including NNAMDI KALU and his touts.....

LONG LIVE NIGERIA
You made some valid points about PMB trying to cleanse the system, but your Igbophobia just had to rear its ugly head.
Dem take Igbo people swear for you ?
Politics › Re: False Statement On Social Media: Senate Seeks For 2-Year-Jail Term For Offenders by lozanni(m): 12:51am On Dec 03, 2015
Whatever happened to the law of libel and defamation of character through which a wrongly slandered person can seek redress from the court of law ?
I fear we are about to introduce quasi-military laws into our nascent democracy with very ominuous foreboding for us all.
When you read about the quality of legislative debates in the western world on issues like euthanesia ( mercy killing), Genetically Modified Foods (GMF), Space research with the aim of finding other habitable planets, the role of technology in military warefare, medicine and other issues; you can't but wonder why our legislators love to sponsor unnecessary bills that have no meaningful impact on the citizenry.
Business › Re: Onyenewe-Motors: Access Banks Shut In Enugu Due To Lack Of MONEY to pay DEBTOR!! by lozanni(m): 9:18am On Dec 02, 2015
icedfire:
Oboy make i rush go withdraw my 1k wey remain for access bank oo... that one go give me at least two rounds for opo quarters... Moscow here I come
lolz. I too get 2k there.

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