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Who will marry soldier for wife, you will eat frog jump in the morning, pick pin for lunch and pin your head for dinner!!!

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Akpos and English teacher:

English teacher: Akpos, what is trouble?

Akpos: Trouble is when you slap a soldier and quickly jump on your bike to escape, BUT THE BIKE DIDNT START!!!

See them, see them!!!

All of them are abusing and hating China!!!!

And the worst part of it is that all their phones are








"MADE IN CHINA"!!!!!!!

Yoruba proverb: a child not well taught will sell the house well built.

Success in life is not measured by the number of houses you built or number of cars you bought but by the number of people you impacted their lives positively.

Not picking sides today, almajiris in the north, prostitut.ing women migrating from the south east across the country in search for greener pastures, yahoo yahoo in the south west. We all have shit in our trousers.

Let's all look inwards and seek how to better ourselves. There are good and bad people all across the regions, one person shouldn't be used to judge the innocent few. Not all Hausa are almajiris, not all IBO are prostitut.es or going to Biafra, not all Yoruba guys cut human heads for yahoo yahoo. Stop bedevilling people, even if evil is prevalent, there are still good people out there, though few. #Godbless!!!

If he is ready to face the consequences of his action, then he will be redeemed.
He needs to sit down with the trio. The wife, his boss and a bunch of sensible people who will beg and admonish on his behalf.

Whatever the boss decides should be done, may be he should take the baby, divorce the wife, or abort the baby etc, however it sways, he should be sober and be in a repenting mood not to do that again.

I always say men should fear women, but today I digress, "dear women, please fear men's " THIRD LEG" !!!!"

Its not how to make the money that's the problem, its how to spend it. And how you will account for it to Baba God on judgement day.

You cut human head, loot Nigerians money, rob, steal and so on. Everybody, oloshos , slay mamas will smile sheepishly at you.

But when you die, omo na only you go do the account in front of Baba God how you made N1 to N2. Poverty is bad, yes its true.

But majority of those in paradise are poor!!!!

Tecno sang: face project ooo forget I dey mad oo!!!

I don't need your likes or shares, don't quote me, discuss the topic!!!

Every body will be blaming the guy, that he is promiscuous and so on. No one will blame the woman here for getting to he brink of adultery or formication or whatever. Women can come online and post nude , no problem, they can walk naked on the streets no problem, they can collect money from guys without sleeping with them.

Not saying what the guy is good, but it takes two to tango, just like bribery, if you don't give, I no go take.

Assuming there are no brothels and who.re houses, where will I go to fxck?

Even if you die, bad belle will still have something to say, (like Abba kyari), people can't just leave someone or something alone,

Even God gets criticised by people, fear people, nothing they can't criticize with their mouth.

No wonder God will padlock our mouths on judgement day!!!

(JUST JOKING) WEE--WEE!!!!

A lot of problems are bedeviling the power sector, corruption, dilapidated infrastructure, failure to remit funds generated to the body, bribes and so on and so on. Many don't pay NEPA bill, and why should they when they don't give them light, some transformers out to have been replaced with new ones!!! Our power stations too need to be revamped, they are still using old equipments, many of the imported equipments by Jonathan were not installed, they are still at the Lagos ports, fashola commissioned some in nassarawa but not all of them have been installed. We are just hearing mambilla, mambilla, hope its not a white elephant.

Also power is not only hydro, in the north their ought to be windmills and solar power stations too. One former VP inporst mikano, will he pray we have light, in where I leave before, on Saturday, fuel sellers will contribute money for nepa to off the light so that people will come and buy petrol from them. All those selling or importing generators , will they pray that we have stable light? In China if you use generator you will be jailed.

The distribution companies too, how many megawatts did they received, how many did they distributed? How many got lost along the line?

Subuhanallahi!!!

Like someone said above, if you yell them that their is poverty, disease, pandemic, pestilence, hunger, famine, death and natural disaster and all the bad bad things of this world in Africa, all of them, (us and the west) will nod their head and believe you in unison. But when you tell them that their is "cure" in Africa, they will turn their backs and hiss. Bunch of cunts!!!

Melinda Gates wondered why covid isn't killing more in Africa, because they still think Africa is filled with wild animals!!! Silly people!!!

And the stats this morning said two million plus are online, now let me ask you,

"How do you reach out to those people offline?"

Those in the bush, in the rural communities?

A school of thought even said many of those "keyboard warriors" don't even have voters cards, they rather hide behind their keyboard during election time.
Welcome to Nigeria, fascinating country!!!

Fashola not fashoa, that aside

All i see here is just noise, gossip and innuendo.
If you want to be president, stop talking it, start working it. Forget the north, forget the south west, even in the Southeast herself where obi comes from, how many people will vote for him?

See them "NAIRALAND" presidents!!!!

Good God of Mercy!!!

Both are just necessary evils, they are not the solution. The solution is abstinence and marriage to a good wife.
Get a good woman and fxck the hell out of her. Stop masturbating, stop fxcking prostitutes. May God help us!!!

Millions of Nigerians don't even use "twitter".

Even my twitter account, I hate using it.

Ride cars on your " twitter " roads and attend schools on "twitter"!!!!

Twitter presidents !!!!


See them!!!

Also don't forget to read good motivational and inspirational books like.

1. 48 laws of power

2. Sun tzu art of war

and many other positive thinking books. Also always have a positive mind set and always work with a team( together everybody achieve more).

Poor people work alone and die alone. Learn to network and how to communicate!!!!

Stay inside and empty hall and teach the audience, it will boost your confidence.

I love this book "rich dad poor dad by Robert kiyosaki" I don't know if you might like it!!!

Javalist:
The thing is, only people who are really billionaires will tell you how to become one.

Unfortunately, no billionaire will waste their time surfing a thread on Nairaland because they're at the other end busy accumulating more money.

Op, you got "gold" here!!

"Assuming" the cameras of the ATM is working. Then they can catch the guys.

Offa robbery incident killers were nabbed by the video clips of the ATM.

Please I said "assuming"!!!!!

Two very things that are absolutely sure about Nigerian women
1.Either they "fxck you" or
2. You get "fxcked" by them.

Happy birthday man. Long life and more prosperity!!!

Life goes on. Dead men don't pay taxes!!!

Like the holy prophet said there is no disease without cure, hope we get it soon here too!!! Up Africa, at least we did something this time!!!

After toasting more than five different ladies and they are all saying no, no, no like NEPA light, so you want me to kill myself because no one wants yo marry me abi? Na by force?

You are blaming the guys, what about the ladies too are they also ready for marriage? Evening newspapers plenty pass!!!

Is it guys that are playing naira bet and bet naija with all their monies? That are doing yahoo yahoo and the ladies that all of them are oloshos and slaymamas that you are sayingbshoukd be crying for their future? It is someone that has head that wears a cap, can a beheaded person wear a cap?

Just work hard and make sure your life is better for it that's all. Nothing concerns anybody about anybody, if you(not you) die, you died be that that. Nothing concerns anybody.

The rich are getting richer and the poor, poorer. We are living in the same country, but living different lives.

Babasuwe once said" :" it is not easy, it is not easy, all of you are building houses, it is not easy it is not easy all of you are buying motor cars, it will not be easy for all if us!!!

Even during this corona virus , some corrupt leaders are still looting money, while many have already died!!!!!

Lalasticlala, where is the snake that swallowed Jamb's N36, million ?

I was scammed of 5k yesterday. Thank God I am still alive sha!!! The lady first blocked me, after that she than called customer care to block my number. Welcome to Nigeria , home of oloshos and yahoo yahoo!!!