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RIP to the dead.

God please come and save us ooo

Mercy for the rich , justice for the poor



Welcome to Nigeria

How will a man without a job continue to give birth to plenty children him himself knowing fully well that he cannot cater for them?

May God save us oooo

You said I should stay at home, what will I be eating? We are no longer in children of isreal era who all ate "manna" from heaven.


No food for lazy man, even hard working person dey hungry

Power, eternal glory, world wide domination and predation.


They have their products all around the world. They are constructing road from China to Africa by land, no sea,


They are giving loans and constructing projects across Africa.


You said I hate them? Don't worry my phone was made in China!

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RIP to dead. May the Almighty grant his family the fortitude to bear the the irreparable loss

RIP to the dead, may The Almighty grant his family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss. Amen

If a problem is big, one of my teachers taught me to break it down into small small pieces before solving it. Nigeria has 36 states, 19 northern states, and the rest in the middle belt, north central, south east and south west. Each state has its governor. Before you come out and lambast Nigeria as a nation, have you asked the governor of your state, how he spent your last igr? Money for schools, roads, hospitals, airports, and so on . were they all judiciously used? I read that if there were no crictisms, governance will be bad. Yes we know northern leaders are ill, but let's take Lagos as an example, they have their master plan that they are following, fashola came did his own and left, ambode came did his own and left, now sanwo olu too is in line, I think many other States in Nigeria can emulate Lagos. Those saying our leaders are bad our leaders are bad, forgot that its good followership that breeds good leadership. Its we followers that supposed to check ourselves before criticising our leaders. She if I have collected bribe from buhari, will I be able to abuse him on television?

Let's see what will happen. But they shouldn't toy with human lives. They should please grow some conscience

Let's see what will happen. But they shouldn't toy with human lives. They should please grown some conscience

Senators, hmmn, padded budgets, booing Mr president during budget presentation, hitting each other with chairs, jumping the fence when not allowed to enter,


Jumping out of the window of a moving car like dino melaye,


Haven't we had enough of these clowns?

Virgin? In Nigeria?



Do they exist?

If someone can call Lagos as beautiful as it is a zoo,


May be they came from "EVILFOREST"!!!!



Dont quote me, I won't reply!!!!

Don't mind them, its a **** child that uses left hand to point at his fathers house.


Go to Aba, go to Onitsha, go to owerri, go to umuahia, go and look at how their towns look like, some of them don't even visit their home towns anymore, they just sit and celebrate Christmas in Lagos claiming their great grandfather's money was used to build Lagos.


You don't even have somewhere to call home. Leave our country, Nigeria which you call zoo for us and go back to your states.

If you pay attention to every girls stupidity and mumuness, then you won't reach your destination. Not all girls are stupid but many of them are idiots.

Just pick the wise ones and leave the rest.



Even if you quote me, I won't reply. Happy Ramadan to fellow Muslim brothers and sisters. How is the lockdown in your side? Good morning Nairaland!!!

Like God who doesn't want anything to be worshiped aside Him, women also don't want another person to be loved asides them.

When you toast them, they will say no, when they see you on the road, they will ask you, bro when will you marry? Will I marry myself? When a guy is gay, they will curse him, but when is carrying LovePeddler.s and oloshos all around, they will like him.

RIP to the dead though

What does she want with big d!ck? What do you too want with big d!ck? What is your size? If you enlarged your thing and she later comes across another bigger guy, wikk you still enlarge your own just to satisfy her? May be you should install NEPA electric pole between your legs!!!


Okay seriously now, baby heads come and go out of pxssy since Adam and Eve era. It is elastic, expand and contracts, you don't need to enlarge it to satisfy any lady, have you ever seen any woman saying a mans dic.k didn't enter her thing? No, during childbirth, as big as the baby's head, is, it will pass through the pxssy, is your d!ick as big as a baby head?

Like many said above, talk to her, and also try some pre-intimacy and erotica or romance before pwnetration. Give her head too, most of them love it!!!

Don't blame single guys who said that they won't marry, I am not supporting them but don't blame them, they read these everyday on the internet

1. Man jumps from third mainland bridge, six months after marriage
2. Wife pours acid on his husband

3. Man commits suicide over cheating wife.


And so on on and so on. Everyday, its bad news for single guys with respect to marriage, no good news. So they will always be thinking "if I get married won't I be knocking deaths gate"?

Cheating wives, drunk husbands, broken homes, single mothers, separated families, bitter relationships, sober families, hatred, anger, malice, remorse, are the order of the day in our society. Baby mamas , oloshos, slay mamas, yahoo boys and so on and so on.

Is there still any good left in our society?

God wanted us to marry to give birth and fulfill his wishes.


But don't carry woman matter for head, just pour the engine oil and leave the engine.
Even after childbirth, the law slotted the child's care to the father. Because you spent "the world " for a woman doesn't mean she won't cheat.
Like Kizz Daniel sang" pack(fxck) and go!!!!

Many women don't even know the father o ftheir children. Talkless of the number of men that have climbed them. Like one Yoruba proverb: there is serious trouble on judgment day.


You said your wife is loyal, nobody is arguing, may be she is fxcking your younger brother, elder brother, father, uncle, gateman, flower gardeners, cook, driver, barber, tailor, laundry man, hair dresser, and pastor or imam.

I said "may be".

Why is electricity supply not stable in Nigeria?

Discuss!!!

Guys how is Shatta Wale?

Heard he is from Ghana?

Please help me to greet him


Mr DJ please play me "Crazy" by Shatta Wale!!!

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#Godbless

SURE TRUTH MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD...

Most ladies don't understand this because of much heavy grammar used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too.


Pls read, start listening to your body for signs and follow the simple analysis/steps for ease of getting pregnant........ �


MENSTRUAL PERIOD:The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad. �


MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in October 11th and it started again on November 10th 2017, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 October to 10 November).


NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days. �


OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.


Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.

2. Pick up a calendar and count 14 days including the first day of the blood stain.

3. Mark the 14th day with a pen.

4. Mark 3 days before the 14th day, and

5.mark 2 days after the 14th day.

6. You will notice you have 6 days marked. These 6 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period. That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.

7. Do this every month diligently Qua OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD.

For example: 1. If your period is 11th Nov, 2017, 2. 14 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 24h of this Nov month (2weeks after) counting from 11th. 3. 14th day is on the 24th November 2017. 4. 3days before the 14th day is 21, 22, 23. 5. 2days after 24th November 2017 is 25 and 26 6. 21-26th November (6days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile window and period.


**Don't forget that the 6 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 6 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.


ALSO...... If you want a baby girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (21- 23rd) 2017. For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 24th. ...........


MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN... You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:

1. Headache.

2. High body temperature.

3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).

4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.

5. Increased sex drive.

6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.

7. Abdominal bloating.

8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).

9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white. ...........

N/B: If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started.

You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls.
Or you can take only paracetamol. �

MEN, read and educate your wives and sisters, most don't know this. We love you. Please share to help humanity

Heal the world, I pray this pandemic comes to an end.

He is our leader, pray for him for guidance and more knowledge to steer the ship of our nation to better heights

You are busy throwing jabs and punches? Dont worry, what goes around comes around. You might be in his shoes in the future, you too will see how it feels.

#Godbless

Please don't quote me, NEPA have carry our light!!!

Lailaha illa Allahu!!!