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See them later they will say that Nigeria is a zoo. We are now hearing "sounds" of the animals. They haven't gone to Biafra and they are fighting. I just hope they won't "sha rawon lada" when they get there.

Mr DJ please play me tekno ft zlatan agege

That verse where zlatan sang" won fe bawa joko------"

Oya start blaming buhari

Abacha is a toddler sucking breast, eating candy and playing with sand when it come to looting in Nigeria. May God the Almighty forgive the dead.

Biafra or biafrau.d?: Which one is it?

The indigenous people of Biafra, a well respected body who stood and fought for their belief, people, custom and culture to become liberated from the yokes of bad governance, slavery, marginalisation and day light robbery by the almajiri Fulani colonisation of the northern ruled country or zoo called Nigeria.




We all knew what they are clamouring for. Good governance, better life for all, sweet dreams for our future generation, but is it just a dream? Is it feasible?

Are they going about it in the right way? Has it not turned to apolitical tea party? Or a festival of greedy charlatans and rogues? Serve yourself dinner barbecue?

Fill my pocket tactics and stomach infrastructures? What have they turned it into? Odumegwu Ojukwu fought for what he believed in.



Can or will any of those alive today stay on the battle field to fight now? Is the dream still alive and healthy?

Or is it just a fraud or scam? You want to go to heaven but you don't want to die?

Are you serious? Even the so called "Lugard's mistake" or "zoo" or whatever you call it, countless lives and blood have been killed/shed for it to stand.


Don't bother to quote me ,

I won't reply!!!

Take the message , leave the messenger!!

They won't dare come to become president in a zoo. I trust them. They are going to Biafra.

Change begins with me
At the polling booth, they came, they wore big agbadas.

Their pockets were fills with bales. New new parcels of clement I songs and Dr Nnamdi Azikwes.
Who will collect Tafawa Balewa, that s for beggars on the streets.
They offer you and you smile at them. Don't worry spend that money for he next five years.

That is the money you will spend when you are your child gets sick and taken to the hospital. It will pay your kids school fees for the three terms.

It will pay your house rent for the year. It will supply you good potable water and electricity.

When next everyone is blaming buhari or any other polithievian, don't mutter a word because he has ate the fried plantain dares not speak he truth.


Pro bono, who loses, no loss. They paid you, then you bear the brunt and suffer on silence.

Fela sang" suffering and smiling" Change is not just a word in the dictionary. There are two types of change, positive and negative change.

Newton postulated that a body will continue to remain in a state of rest or uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force which will make it to change its position, motion , direction or act otherwise.

So what are the external forces?
1. Bad governance

2. Lack of basic life social amenities like good roads, hospitals, schools.

3. Violation of human rights like jailing journalist, detainment after appeal court verdict.

4. Electoral malpractices. But instead of all these to motivate and bring the youth together and move for revolution , all they do is to post rubbish on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

You don't have a job doesn't mean you should be involved in illegal activities. Get something doing. The idle hand is a devils workshop.

You didnt tap the palm tree and you are expecting palm wine, from where? Nobody will change a bad thing for you.

You will change it yourself.

Mohammed PBUH once said : you can change a bad thing by three ways
1. With your hand by fixing and changing it
2. With your mouthby condemning it.
3. And by your mind but this is the weakest method.

Buhari is bad, buhari is bad, don't worry, sit down there, those that are worse than buhari are getting prepared to take over from him.

How will you change that? by sitting at home and pressing phone 24/7? Or staying glued to the TV non stop.
Change begins with me and you.
The Almighty won't do for man, what man ought to do for himself.

Myndd.44 can ban me for posting this. I don't care.

Stop seeing Nigeria as a country, start seeing it as a business venture.
No light, moguls like Atiku and rich billionaires are smuggling mikano and other generators inside.
No water?, pure water manufacturing companies are opening left right and centre like tentacle s of an octopus.
Lack of qualitative education ?, private schools are thriving.
Lack of good health care systems? Private hospitals are making money, or political leaders are spending humongous amount on medical tourism.
All these issues affects the common man but the rich have manipulated their way around them and turned them into gold mines.
Where a lazy man see sturbonness and failure during chaos, the smart man sees an opportunity.


So for them to keep profiting, they will even pray to God to let our situation become more worse than the present so that they will be making more money.


For example, corona virus is killing people left right and centre whilst the lawmakers are still debating about one silly bill. All they think about is how to embezzle.


One governor is even saying he needs a loan of 15billion naira for isolation and testing infected citizens. Instead the federal government sent all the needed equipments and palliatives to him. He was disappointed.


Nothing concerns the elites or the rich moguls whether there is/was a country called Nigeria. What exists or the picture already painted in their minds are "me and my family", " only me and my family alone"

#Godbless!!

No law, about travelling out of the state, if you like live, if you like die, no one worries. If you died its even better for them. They will post your obituary and use it to collet money.

No wonder donor agents and NGOs are not giving money to kano again.

Almajiri from kano, gandollar from kano, corona highest deaths from kano, God please save us!!

People like Gandollar won't want almajiri to end. No wonder he removed sanusi lamido.


If you like die, e no concern them as long as they are still in power

Mynd.44 I don't care if you ban me but I will post this.



They will leave their regions to Lagos, Lagos is their Paradise. Most of them don't even speak their mother tongue, all their children speak is English. When last did you celebrated Christmas and new year in your hometown. Do you even remember the road to your hometown. Some of them will claim that it is their great grand fathers money that was used to build Lagos, ehn go back to your states and leave Lagos alone for us now.
Some will say that Nigeria is zoo and that they ate going to "whatever". Mr man leave our zoo for us go back to your state.

Didn't your governors, senators, house of reps, local government chairmen, councillors, collect allocation and revenue? All the money that they collected, what did they used them for? You cry about marginalisation restructuring, when your people were in power what were they doing there? Guys like ike ekweremadu? Guys like peter obi? And so on and so on.


There are poor and rich people everywhere, no doubt about that. But you too go and develop your region and stop claiming that Lagos belongs to you.

Many pictures of Aba shows dirty streets littered with filth and stench. Buy brooms for your oeole and sweep them clean.
Even that reminds me, you usually post picture of Ibadan with brown rooftops, telling them to do something about it. Success in life is not the house that you built, it is the positive impact that you have in the lives of people around you. Your children, how you bring them up. That what success is, not big building and your children are cocaine pushers, prostitut.es and whatever.

Good people are every where, but its the bad eggs that spoiled the good ones.

Good morning nairaland
Don't bother to quote me, I won't reply.

I don't need your likes and shares, discuss the topic, not me.
Tekno sang: take project ooo forget I dey mad ooo.!!!

Oya githem, under the belt, upper cut, jabbing, legbegbe!!! Waashere!!!

Sweet film, let me carry chair

100. Efcc arrests politician over looted corona virus funds!

He became our president the same way Wike became the governor of Rivers, Fayose governor of Ekiti then, and Yeye Bello the current governor of Kogi.

Welcome to Nigeria

In badawa, a man went to beg for food, he couldn't pay so he was declined. He slept to death. No one catered about him.

During corona, a man died under the kwankwasiyya bridge side, all they did was cover him with leaves and nobody even cared. Its in some places that human life has little value, here your life means nothing. Die or live, nothing concerns them.

I just learned that the northern leaders are even more wicked and heartless than most others in the country.

In streets where they all live together both rich and poor, they will be passing by poor people left right and centre besides them, but won't do anything. They don't care, if you like die, if you like live. Around December last year when kano was 0 degrees Celsius, many of them were sleeping outside on the cement floor bare without blankets or duvet. Even those of us inside the house wore like three to five clothes, these almajiris were still outside. Nothing concerns there leaders about them. They will just ride in their jeeps and move pass them.
A child not taught will sell the house well built. Even if their parents can't cater for them. Will the society too be wicked towards them? The level of wickedness exhibited by northern leaders is very very raw, and flawless. Bunch of wicked people

Talk is cheap. Many northern governors are reaping millions of naira from the almajiri issue. Will they pray that it should end?


You have a company, it generates income for you, a man came with bulldozer saying he will crush it.

What will you do?

Before passing judgement, how do they receive any southerner that come to visit their region? With smiles or with frowned faces? A killer won't allow a sword to pass over his neck.

Law of karma, what you do to others will be done to you. Nigeria belongs to all, yes we know, but tell them that they are not the only ones in Nigeria

May God save us ooo. Shebi they said Madagascar has the cure, can't they go and bring it for us too in Nigeria?

Hmmn, what is wrong there?

Hope say then no go chop am before it gets to its destination

Before oil, weren't we earning revenue from "something"?

Nice one

Just wondering now they got these data.

But if its true then its not good to always make jest of someone all the time because what happens to him can also happen to you also.

Let me be going before myn.d44 will come and ban me. Heard that he is the admin of this section.

Ramadan Mubarak to fellow Muslim brothers and sisters

May be I will be visiting politics and family sections now these days instead of romance section all the time. They don't have any good news for you except

1. Man drinks sniper after his wife divorced him


2. Man jumps from third mainland bridge after he fought with his wife


3. Man got crushed by trailer after his wife slapped him



When will "man" have peace of mind? Ehn? When?

They got what they deserved

Gods law can't be diluted

What you wish for is your cup of tea

Who you fxck or fxcks you is also your cup of tea.

But naturally many females are attracted to their fellow female. I don't know about guys buts I know many women who blush when they see another pretty woman.

As for me ,all in all, sex is overated. Unless you are a sex worker or whatever, no big deal in doing it , doing it and doing it. You get drained, you will need to replenish your body, you will need to rest. You will sleep like a dead man after "******ing inside her. And nothing concerns her, she will just move to the next client.

I also noted that most of those gays and lesbians are usually rich spoilt kids who have a lot of money to throw about and to treat themselves when they are infected.

So my advice is if you are not up to the task, that is not with swelling pockets, don't go down the lane. Because you will start having issues when your anus or rectum is bleeding or when you have HIV AIDS. For the ladies cant say much, but I think its more of companionship than d!cling. Ladies love someone to keep them company, to talk to and feel.
So for poor guys ,the cheapest thing is find a virgin girl and marry!! Hausa guys don't waste plenty time before they conjugate and consummate. A guy around 25 will have had up to three or four kids.

Gayism and lesbianism is like dinning with the devil, wanna try? Get a long spoon!!!

Subuhannallahi


You asked where is the man working?

Can he own a block Mynd.44 I don't care if you ban me but I will post this.



They will leave their regions to Lagos, Lagos is their Paradise. Most of them don't even speak their mother tongue, all their children speak is English. When last did you celebrated Christmas and new year in your hometown. Do you even remember the road to your hometown. Some of them will claim that it is their great grand fathers money that was used to build Lagos, ehn go back to your states and leave Lagos alone for us now.
Some will say that Nigeria is zoo and that they ate going to "whatever". Mr man leave our zoo for us go back to your state.

Didn't your governors, senators, house of reps, local government chairmen, councillors, collect allocation and revenue? All the money that they collected, what did they used them for? You cry about marginalisation restructuring, when your people were in power what were they doing there? Guys like ike ekweremadu? Guys like peter obi? And so on and so on.


There are poor and rich people everywhere, no doubt about that. But you too go and develop your region and stop claiming that Lagos belongs to you.

Many pictures of Aba shows dirty streets littered with filth and stench. Buy brooms for your oeole and sweep them clean.
Even that reminds me, you usually post picture of Ibadan with brown rooftops, telling them to do something about it. Success in life is not the house that you built, it is the positive impact that you have in the lives of people around you. Your children, how you bring them up. That what success is, not big building and your children are cocaine pushers, prostitut.es and whatever.

Good people are every where, but its the bad eggs that spoiled the good ones.

Good morning nairaland
Don't bother to quote me, I won't reply.

I don't need your likes and shares, discuss the topic, not me.
Tekno sang: take project ooo forget I dey mad ooo.!!!?

Very rare to find

I received a movie from one of my colleagues, its title was "acrimony" starring Taraji p. Henson . the movie fits this topic die!!!!


Those that have seen it will know what I mean.
Good morning nairaland