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Assuming you spent N5 on transport to the north, I am very sure you will spend less when coming back. Then no dey tell person.


Jump up three times if you JASI!!! LOL!!!





Dont quote me, also don't like or share, discuss the topic!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

The Man Who Made Physics More Simpler Than ABC,


May God continue to bless you sir!!!!

Dope ass textbook. Read it Like the English Alphabets!!!


Long life and more prosperity Oga Sir!!!!

You the man!!!!!!

What happened to black berry will soon happen to iphones too.


Please don't quote me. I don't self-service your likes and shares too. Ntoor!!!!

Ruwan Sayin!!!!

They discuss the following in their assemblies

1. Big D!ck
2. How long he (their husband) lasted
3. Tiny prick
4. How he came quickly.
5. He didn't even cuddle me
6. He cannot even sxck me
7. He was just snoring
8. I told him I was a virgin
9. I tightened my pxssy and cried , pretending it was paining me, idiot taught I was a virgin



10. Guys haba, its a forum now, you too add yours!!!!

With this "message" you are carrying around. You need

1. Positive Mental Attitude
2. Give Zero Fxcks About Hates, Banters and Tantrums
3. Acute Focus


Because the guys(or to whom it may concern) you are discussing their issues will surely come after you, and if you are not ready or well motivated, they "might" swipe you off your feet. Trust me guy, been there, done that

Meanwhile shout out to the prof, you all know him(ubu.nja) and martin.ez

Don't want to disturb them.

Ramadan Mubarak to fellow Muslim brothers and sisters.
How is corona lockdown in your side? May God save us!!!
Good morning Nairaland!!!

May God Forgive Me My Sins!!

Audio presidency, nairaland presidency, social media presidency, I also hope for them too to present a representative from their region as a president too. But not by posting and posting on nairaland?


How many of the voters are on nairaland?

Many of them won't even come out on the election day.

Mind you, I love IBO, guys , many of my friends ate IBO, but they are doing the rRIGHT THING in the WRONG WAY.

Many will be busy keep talking of Nigeria as a piece of map that exist on paper. What they don't think about is that it isn't just that.

Nigeria is a business place for our cabals, former generals and leaders. PDP or APC, or whatever, they have shared it amongst themselves. The resources have been allotted and allocated to each of them. Emirs owning oil wells in the south south, IBO billionaires running business in kano and Kaduna.

Don't be deceived, Nigeria is a business organisation. Our leaders will just create one problem like covid 19, boko haram and so on, and continue to use it to collect money from FG.

To think that they care about you is just a waste of time. And stop thinking about the country, think about your life, your family and how to make them better. Nigeria only exists on map, most of our leaders hardly talk about Nigeria, they only care about their business and themselves.

Allahu Akbar!!

All my uncles are fun to be with. In fact I do pray to grow up and be like them.

One of them was a womaniser, he once camped two ladies in two different rooms in iur house and fxcked them simultaneously. Can't forget that incident, was in secondary sch then.


My best childhood memories were from my uncles cos dad isn't usually ahome.

In my state, kwara, it got to a point where everybody got fed up of "you know who". They united together and did otoge movement. Now he is no longer the senate president.

Our ancestors sat on the chair and deceived themselves with the statement " God is watching you". The guy, his cronies and his dynasty rules for more than three decades.

Keep expecting God to come from heaven.

Tuface in Amaka: I DON WAIT SOTEY, I COME DEY LOSE WEIGHT OOOO!!!!

Is it God's fault, don't get me wrong I believe in God, but God will not do for man, what man supposed to do for himself, let's condemn the "act" and stop blaming God, wind is blowing, sun is shinning, rain is falling as at when due,


I don't think this is God's fault, I think this is as a result of our stupidity.

God didn't put the cure of our diseases in haram. If we can only obey God and not our brain, our lives would have been better.

Brain that has been beaten by sun and rain, car smokes, cigarette smokes, shisha smokes, dust, seen nude women everyday? How will it think properly?

RIP to the dead though.

No, light, no water, no food, no PEACE OF MIND, everyday fight , fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, chai are we in "WORLD WAR?"


Like someone said above, may be to be single is even better? Maybe.

Don't get into a fight with a pig, because it will draw you into the mud and defeat you with experience.

Not everyone deserves your attention. Likes and shares don't commensurate what you typed or shared. Many monikers I know don't reply tantrums and banters, they won't even reply if you mention them.


If you pay attention to every dog that barks at you, then you won't reach your home.

Sit your husband down, tell him how you feel. Where to touch on your body during sex. Let him go down on you, let him lick the clitoris. Let him do preintimacy and for.eplay before diving in. Lesbians do more with their tongues than guys with their d!cks. Most women just sleep on the bed like bamboo while the "silly idiot" will be sweating profusely like a monkey. Ordinary "ah" or "uuh" she won't mutter till the guy will cum. Even to raise her laps or turn over for doggy na wahala. But when she gets to the female sisterhood assembly, stories will fill the pages of the newspaper. Sex is sharing, not masturbation or self erotica. Can you fxck yourself? Go on and get pregnant all by yourself now, Holy Mary!!!

Jealousy, one very typical characteristics of God.

But Women are sharing it with Him.

Let's observe!!!

Easiest way to kill a man is hire a woman. Don't pay an assassin.


"Usually wonder how married couples live together, later we will be reading " man kills wife" wife kills husband" on nairaland.

Not abusing marriage, but just curious, WHY ARE EVEN DOING MARRIAGE ? These days?


Don't qoute me, discuss the topic!!!!

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Eh, that's not the end of the world, when one door shuts another one opens, have you met and toasted another girl?

Many fish dey inside river. Man up and move on. Nothing do you.

We love them, women very much.

But the million dollar issue is "do they love us like we do to them?"

Chai, Baba God help us ooo!!!

Do they still exist?

Or Extinct?

To the guy above.

There are a lot of mosques in the USA and not only USA, UK Europe and all over the west.

Do your research judiciously.

Yes . the jews (followers of moses) divided into 71, the Christians (followers of Jesus Christ) divided into 72, while the Muslims (followers of Muhammad pbuh) divided into 73, only one of these respectively are on the right path.

Untapped natural resources in the cases of ekiti and nassarawa.

Kwara? Ask bukola saraki, he governed for 8 years!!!!

The guy drawn on twenty naira




Please don't quote me!!!

Law of karma, what you do to others will be done to you, he said buhari is dead, they are calling him too dead now, he said buhari is brainless, they are calling him stupid too, he said buhari was cloned and that its jubril from Sudan that's ruling in abuja, some said he had already been buried in Italy.

Well, the truth cuts both sides sha, if Nigeria is better for all, who will dream of going to Biafra? On the contrary, you who call your home zoo because of some issues, you haven't done well. There is no place like home.
A guy once said that instead of Nnamdi KANU to be calling for Biafra, why didn't he contest for governor, or senator or any political post in his state?

Who's your daddy?