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Emotional blackmail, she is just using you, when she has drank your milk, she will dump the tin!!!

Advice: You too buy a bottle of sniper, don't tell her anything, pour away all the contents, fill it with water, call her on video call and drink it all, then pretend and lie dead on the bed, after that block her number and delete her contacts, dead men don't pay taxes!!!

To the guy above, this is public fora, learn to be moderate.

Why they trooped out enmasse was
1. Most of them are Muslims and if you are privileged to attend the funeral or burial prayer of a fellow Muslim, you will have reward of one qirat( a huge mountain of gold) in your good deeds
2. We are in Ramadan now, any good deed done will always be multiplied in multiple folds.

Though they ought to have practised social distancing, if they didn't or wouldn't, the govt of that state ought to ensure that. Like someone said above, ganduje is just concerned about his N15billion naira only, well that apart

Even in mecca, I saw a picture of them praying tarawih with social distancing.

Don't blame them though, they did the right thing in the "wrong way"!!!

Sorry ehn, a lady also just scammed me of 5k on WhatsApp, mumu me, it was after I sent her the money that my brain restored to factory settings, don't worry guy, just move on!!!!

Tough times don't last, only tough people do!!!

Not saying what they the chinese are doing is good but let's view it from another angle. Since the white men have left and we blacks are ruling ourselves by ourselves what positive impact have we blacks made in each others lives?

The most developed country in Africa is south Africa and why were they developed because the "whites " up till now didn't leave "politically".

I am not saying Chinese should come or go! But what difference does it make to us in Africa, during colonisation, we complain and grumble!! After colonisation, we shout and cry out loud, even if the Chinese are doing all they are doing for " their pockets " . I think we will still live better lives if they come than allow these "black monkeys" to continue to rule us!!!!

Startimes was coded by China, many of our satellites in Africa were launched by China, even the phones we use and almost all our electronics were made in China!!!!

When will we think in Africa?

When will Africa colonise another country in the world?

Guys am I speaking Chinese?

Misandre in game of thrones can speak 19 . 'Don't know if she can in real life sha!!!

And please tell them to sweep their streets in aba and where ever they come from, it stinks!!!!

Are they still in Nigeria, I thought our country is a zoo?

Up gunners , the only club in England to win the league with "unbeating".

Dont know the meaning of " unbeating"? Ask man city!!!! Lol!!!!

Lokili, Ondo guys know what I mean!!!

If mosquito bites them, they blame buhari
If they go to toilet and shit didn't come out, they blame buhari,
If they want to sleep at night and sleep didn't come, they blame buhari
If their d!ck isn't hard when they want to fxck Mrs at night, they blame buhari
If all the streets of their town ate filthy and dirty, they blame buhari,
If one man from their town call our country zoo, and wants to leave for another nation, they blame buhari
If their leaders looted all their funds and didn't commence any project, they blame buhari
If they voted for the opposition and later got marginalised after the election, they blame buhari
If they victimise, kidanap and vandalise all the equipments, foreign workers and engineers that came to do projects in their town and forced those people to leave without doing any road, bridge, hospital, community development projects, they will still blame buhari.

Dont worry, someone even said that buhari is dead, that it is jubril from Sudan that is ruling us in aso rock.
So why blame the dead?
Don't bother to quote me, just #BLAMEBUHARI!!!

Nice article, very delicious on the pages of newspapers.

A thought not converted into action, still a day dream!!!!

You mentioned Gaddafi, wish we all could learn "something" from who he really was!!!

Dope ass musician. One of my uncles favourite!!!! RIP!!!!

There is one drug that gnld guys usually sell like this, it's name is" gr 2 control", its two types of drugs. 1. Is for slimness and the second one is for weight gain or fatness. I knew this before I quit their business, if you have any guy around you that is doing gnld, you can ask them, but their drugs are expensive, but they are high quality!!!

Sorry Mr gate, the world doesn't operate on human brain, the world operates on the wills of God, sorry!!!!

CIA predicted Nigeria will cease to exist after 2015, we are still here!!! Some said Hillary Clinton will be the first female American president, now Trump is ruling them!!! America thought that they will continue to be the world power forever, now China is giving them a run for their money.

Even if you don't believe in God, show Him some respect, He was here before you existed!!!!
#Godblessus!!!!

I use the three, empty hen, glo, grandfxckers of data, and airtel. Nobody will tell you which one to use or which one is the best, it depends on your lan, local area network, what you need to do is first do "a shit testing" for all the three networks, it was a guy who taught me this. If you just moved into an area, test the signal strength or bit sped for the three networks and deduce which one is the strongest. Right now where I am now, I use airtel to download and the others for other things, because the bit speed can reach 1mb or 1.5mb per second when i am downloading with airtel, but if its mtn, the idiot will just be saying problem connecting or bla bla.

Where I lived before, glo was dope there, it was flawless. So the network matters most before you subscribe for the data bundles.

Its like when glo gives you 500mb free and they carried the network away, oya tell me how you will use it to browse.

Also try "devil spots" too. Like toilet seats, bath room or mountain tops. They usually have high signal strengths. Nigeria is very big and vast though, but our network service providers still need to do more!!!

The keyword is study your area and ask young guys around you which network are they using, they will give you a hint!!!

The Holy books told us to fear God

Nigerian society taught us to fear "........."

Is your name ".........."?

Sarah Connor in the terminator: there is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Nobody will rebuild our spoilt country (Nigeria) for us. We have to do it by ourselves.

And some will be blaming God, when you cooked pounded yam with egusi soup and started praying to God to put it inside your stomach? Are you stupid? Don't misquote, I believe in God, but God will not "do for man, what man supposed to do for himself".

Many youths do compromise, when you are together with them complaining about bad governance and corruption, they will be saying " yes, the president is stupid, the governor is corrupt ". But check each and everyone of them, they are liars cheats and hypocrites. During election, they collect bribes, they rig, steal ballot boxes and do a lot of other things.

So don't sit in one corner and point one accusing finger to someone,

To your question, that is there hope, yes there is hope, but the hope rides on the choices that me and you make today, your child is bringing money and spending it, you didn't ask him where he is getting it from, may be he is a thief, yahoo yahoo, or olosho? Nobody will fix it for us!! We have to fix it by ourselves!!!!!

Dear Mr Putin, mind your business, face your own country's problems, leave Africa alone, as far as I know, you Russians are racists, you don't like coloured people, so why you are now making a statement at this time is baffling.

As for those kissing Putin's boots, he's got nothing to offer. We have got guys worse than Putin in Africa, so next time you see him, give him your "middle finger".

I thought he said "empty hen is deducting N100 from all subscribers, " deduction accruing to corona virus patients.

Expecting bonus from mtn is like waiting for a camel to pass through a needle.

Like one prof from oau rightly said, the west has fooled themselves enough of policing the world. Or being the world power. Almost all the African countries were colonised by Britain or France, but what they don't know is that power is always time bound. Ask pharaoh, ask Alexander the great, they all had their fair share. Its China s time, let them enjoy .

Don't worry, my phone was made in China!!!!

We need ten virgins to go to the evil forest to go and look for the cure of corona virus .


Can we get? Any one here?

If you can't beat them, then join them, most people who usually blame or lay accusing fingers either end up in jail like sowore or later join them in the long run like keyamo and others. So my advice to falana is to take a cue from guys like gani fawehinmi and bola ige. The cabal that we have in Nigeria is too strong for only one man without the wherewithals to confront them and tackle them. They will just eat you like dessert biscuit. They , the cabal, are enmeshed in the media, (stations like channels and tvc , newspapers like this day, and the nation), in the economy, guys like dangote and otedola, in the banking sector, guys like jim ovia and this guy wey own uba and so on. In telecommunications like mike adenuga, and mtn(who send ncdc stupid messages to me everyday.) So they are very very big and very very deep, they are just like the deep blue sea or the Bermuda triangle, once they catch you, you can't come out alive from their trap. In the military, you have guys like theopilus danjuma, olusegun obasanjo(who wiped out odi and zaki ibiam) , Ibrahim babangida(who annulled June twelve and installed abdulsalam his crony, ) they have all their stooges and pawns everywhere. They have made Nigeria a chess piece, they call evryshots in this country.

So ranting on he pages of social media won't save the situation. Talk cannot cook rice, it needs action. Now everybody is at home, another disaster. May God save us. But mind you God won't come from heaven, and He, God doesn't do magic, you got to do something too by yourself.

As for those clamouring for revolution, they are all just bunch of loudspeakers and microphones high on adrenaline. When they are out of gas, they will mellow down. Ask guys like martin Luther king, nelson Mandela, what they went through, then you will get a grip of revolution. Or ask General Odumegwu Ojukwu what he went through when he clamoured for Biafra. You want revolution and you don't want to die. Are you stupid? Revolution movements on Facebook, revolution movements on Instagram, stomach infrastructure revolutionists. Bunch of clowns!!!!!!!!

Ladies know better!!!

I just sympathise with guy sha!!!

Lol

First one. She said she is still going to school, so no

Second one. She said she is in love with another guy, so no.

Third one. She doesn't have time, so no.

Happily single though!!!

Corona must go!!!

Masterkraft of life, dope ass producer, he is always dishing out hits to the likes of cdq and co. Heard he taught davido how to play musical instrument. Don't know if its true sha!!!!

Mr DJ play me "indomie" by masterkraft ft olamide, davido and cdq.

Beautiful place, I hope we have places like this too in Nigeria!!!

As long as they are women, the society doesn't see anything bad about it.

"May be she is sucking a dirt from her mouth!!!" Lol!!!

If the man has five naira, it is our money but if the woman has five million naira, it is her money!!!!

You know what to do.

Apart from boobs and pvssy, what else do they have to offer?