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I don laugh taya ooooooo

Hoelosho wey dey run from sex, after collecting 25k?
What's three hours na? We use that as appetizer na!!! Main course na from 6 hours plus jare ..

Lumi Lumi...Ekun!!!

No be me o she go try that nonsense with o.. I go finish my race o.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to fuq without a satisfactory nut! Balls dey pain die.

He is right! She is bad at her job.

Deborah98:
Which one is LoL again ... Na you sabi

Try dey calm down na...

Sent you a mail.

Deborah98:
I'm actually working from home. Where you wan see me collect the breakfast?

Lol....

Richy4:
I believed the story totally but what l don't really know was what the intense conversation was while in the car, taking her home..

I cannot pick a 17yr old, have a civil conversation with her like how is your studies, do u go to church, what is your favourite bible verse and she starts demanding for creams...

Where in the world can that happen?... It can't even happen in Gomorrah

You know nothing,Snow!!!
Some 17 year olds are bigger, fatter and look matured. Young in age but old in sinful experience.
OP was being nice but on these streets, being nice equals PREY

I have no issues with the story but seeing OP lose his frame by arguing and cussing with those insulting his story is funny.

It's your story, your card, your phone...why dafuq would you lower yourself down to the level of letting NLanders leech you of your emotions too.

A nice fat 'K' or silence saves the day.

Some mature replies from the thread gladden my heart.

Deborah98:
LMAO Aunty said this is the kind of energy she wants this year. Nigeria men will humble you,Sha Nigerian companies when advertising their wares will be like offer valid while stock lasts,hope I got it. See I don't mind to ridicule anyone but no matter how little you have as a lady,there is this respect men will give you as a working class lady,he may not open his mouth and tell you how proud he is but deep down you have proven to be resourceful and helpful in a way. Money that he is using to catch you,Sha na here I dey.

You no dey sleep?.
Goan make my breakfast, working class lady!!!

Kipaji:
This illustrate the concept of betatization of the married/engaged/committed man. To calm her competition anxiety and ensure the continued exclusive engagement of the man, the woman is ready to prevent the man from increasing his SMV (and sometimes incite its decrease -- "I prefer dad bods darling, I don't care about six packs". The problem is, once the man becomes not attractive enough to appeal to other women, he may not be attractive enough to appeal to his own wife/girlfriend. But now, she may be reluctant to ask him to get fit/better looking/etc because it will make her look/feel bad. again. So, she start looking elsewhere for the man that appeal her sexually. Since she is not looking for commitment from that man, she has no problem/anxiety seeing other women gawking at him. As a matter of fact, if she can, she may even help this other guy increase his SMV by buying him new clothes, accessories, gym membership, giving him money here and there. This other guy is the alpha bleeps while her man is the beta bucks (who may have been once an alpha bleeps).

Guys, would you say that my analysis above is accurate?

Gold plated

Redpillar:
At least you have agreed pussy keeps you healthy. Now I see why you are triggered by female rejection. Who wants to die?

Not me Jimmie.

These ladies love me. They can't wait to have a taste of Lumi....why did you think I countered that little geh crowing about female rejection?

Now,if we talking about you and how hard you defend female rejection, shows you ain't CHOSEN like me. Which brothel is your favourite or lemme say ermmmm...which porn app do you use to jerk off

Send me a PM...lemme give you a proper girl to give you the gf treatment, despite your ugly mug!!!

Redpillar:
I guess it worked for you. That is some good news.

Pussy did it for me. ..

Since you gay, get some bitterleaf syrup bro

Redpillar:
BP checker. Your own BP is for with all the exclamation marks?

Nigga, please go drink bitterleaf syrup....

I hear it's good for BP

Opexzy:
Which one is yours out of all the names

No matter....

Make you sweat small, nigga

2dice01:
Niggga is inlove
Let him go back when he makes the money
I trust women she will still sleep with an Okada man if she want

Lmao experience is the best teacher
No need of vawulence

Lemme beat him small na...

How can a nigga make money and go back to his punk-ass gf? That's witchcraft na

Redpillar:
You are the one to shut up dearest Luminouz. You can actually break those your legs that look like tree stumps while jumping into conclusion. Yes, women reject men everyday- for good or bad reasons. If you come out of that your Ibadan, you would know what rejection feels like. So you better remain there and keep feeling like Mr World.

Wonders sha never end.

Sha take it easy. You BP is already 230/150. You are dying already my darling Redpillar!!!

cy4cent:
The same way she and many responsible women are rejecting all the damaged, toxic, and man-boys. They will continue to cry and feel unworthy even if they are married. Do you know what rejection does to some people psychologically? Lol, you have no idea.
Why did this guy send that lady the message after 7 years? It is because he is looking for validation, and she still didn't give it to him because she ignored him. He is dead inside, empty and depressed, that is the kind of treatment many damaged men deserve especially when they think they can get any woman they want because of money.

Why did Burna boy's ego get bruised to the point of altercation? Rejection. Lol
There are still very many responsible women rejecting petty, damage,d and undeserving men, they are not as indispensable as they make themselves appear (with due respect to all the well-mannered, worthy, respectful, and decent men of this generation.
I rest my case, enjoy the rest of your day.

Lmaooo
You sound ridiculous. Just shūt your piehole already.
The women singing "carry me dey go' are the ones rejecting men or what?

Dmacqh:
Online sympathizers , advisers , this is one side story.

Why is she having contact with him after seven years ?
What stopped her from deleting his contact and blocking his line since seven years ago ? Clout chasers.

She’s advertising.
Likely, men will be sliding in her DM for marriage.

There you are , a comrade with wisdom and understanding.

The other NLanders kept screeching and bleaating everywhere on the thread, wasting their emotions. How I wish I can tap those emotions and use them to power my house for a week.

Tonnyray:
This cracked me up
Truth.

Gold plated!!

Carcholce:
Majority of Nigerian women are like this. I had an ex that only feels comfortable whenever I was broke and looking a shadow of myself. When I start picking up and looking good, She starts feeling insecure and not even hide it.


That experience you had should make you understand why many men remain struggling with little to no drive. Because the woman they foolishly love is ignorantly and selfishly contented with the way they are. Those kind of women, either wife or girlfriend can never pray for your success. They worry about your success and what happens after. They feel threatened with what you’ll do when the chip goes way up. It takes a really strong man to not let these set of women’ hold him back from conquering spaces.

Take for example a man that is lucky to get a travel opportunity abroad. Did you know some will turn down the opportunity because they do not want to leave their woman behind or their woman expressed displeasure about it.

There are some women you’ll be with, the only time they’d wish you well is when they need something from you. Trust me, it works. Not completely their prayers that works but the thought of providing for her is where the drive comes from, immediately you are able to provide her with what She needs, your needs does not matter to you or even her because She has inflicted your subconscious mind to think She loves you just the way you are and you are able to provide the basics and her needs. This keeps a lot of stupid men in poverty line. Woe betide any man that raises a family with such women. There will be no going forward because he’s blind to these and only feels good when he can provide the basics and what the woman needs. This where it gets worse, if the woman is from a poor home, and also poor in heart, sorry man!!!


If you understand the mechanics of how the mind works, you’ll understand me better.

Gold plated!!

I'm glad redpillers didn't disappoint me on this issue. Y'all really did great.

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2dice01:
Same shit happened to my friend 3month ago
He was on video call with his Babe(She just dyed her hair)
So he passed the phone to me while he was making our lunch
So I tease her told her that he his going to dye his hair to gold too in the evening

She said never that won't happen
She doesn't want all those our area girls to snatch her Boo

She broke up with my Guy like few weeks ago but the dumb guy thinks because he isn't boxed up enough that was why

He told me he miss the girl alot
when he has money he will go and get her back by all means

She dyed her hair but didn't want him to dye his. Nigha should have seen that as a red flag

Did he say he would go back after making money? He is mad! Gimme his number. I will panelbeat his ass!!!

Opexzy:
Well you missed boss... I work remotely...

I'm still your boss naaaa...you mentioned my name sef

cRobo:
Na wow oooh

I never implied that

I only responded accordingly

You are the rich guy boss

Baba...no dey bobo me. Bless your boy jare...
I'm loyal egbon!!!

Opexzy:
Hmmmm, who is behind this moniker?

Your boss, nigga!!!

Facebook and face stories

mrrandomguy:
I once posted a thread
2023: What Yoruba Muslims Are Afraid Of; detailing the extent of bloodline infiltration of the Yoruba race by Fulani who use Islam as disguise.

The case of Ajidagba Mariam Akanke, who scored the highest mark in the National Common Entrance Examination is just one among many examples.

She is a full blooded Fulani girl originally from Sokoto. Her ancestors settled in Ilorin, from where her parents later moved to Lagos.

Fulanis are highly intelligent people. Undermine them at your own risk.

You will think they are Yoruba when you hear their names. But you will know their true origin & where their allegiance lie if you dig deeper.

Bullshiit tribal thread.

cRobo:
I have stayed in a hotel for 4 months straight
2 weeks isn't a big deal

So you are trying to oppress me that you are rich, abi?

You wan show say you get money?

IyaTola:
When helping NLers, rule of the thumb, help from afar..... I learnt the hard way .

But mama...I'm the exception. Don't help me from afar... Just 2 weeks in your house till I get back ony feet. Please!!!

Lovelydaisies:
I will help the way I can. It's unsafe to generalise. It can go both ways, but you have the upper hand if you help, with sense o!

I was once without accommodation in a place with no family and needed an accommodation. God so kind, a friend linked me up with his friend who lived in a three bedroom apartment. He took me in. I'd initially said I would stay for a month but when I didn't get the job I was hunting for, I pleaded for an extra month. Still, no hope. I left and squatted with a friend and his sister. Long story but in the end, I got the job and stayed on my own. I also took two people who were stranded in with no cost from them. I didn't regret any. Everyone just has their own character. I just put it in prayer that nothing bad should happen to me while I accommodated those people. A friend of mine who knew how I housed those people kept warning me to be careful despite appreciating my kindness.

So, OP, don't discourage people. Our experiences will form us but he who is good has the upper hand over he who is evil.
My humble submission.

Daisies!!!

I.need an accommodation right now...can I DM? You'd be saving me a lot of trouble. Help Me!!!

tosaino95:
Their Confuse nature and also to make their man look the way they never want him to look then later saying he is looking unattractive

Nice

Alhabaze:
Just like being fit is attractive, keeping beard looks good on most men. Women don't like sharing their men. An attractive man would attract them girls which the wife won't be okay with. In short, she's trying to ensure her husband doesn't look so attractive (trying to averse your comment) to have other potential chicks at his beck & call.

Gold plated

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