₦airaland Forum

Something happened tonight. I was with my married friend and I commented on how his beard looks good on him. I asked him to keep that look then as a matter of courtsey asked the wife what she thinks. She said she likes her man clean shaven o, with everything on low-cut and no beard. The husband said but you never told me to be shaving my beards till today na. Why the sudden interest?

I laughed in my mind. I knew what went down. But lemme throw it to the house. What was the reason the wife made that statement, y'all?

tosaino95:
I wish to kill snake one day

Be careful what you wish for

UyaiIncomparabl:
Shows you are just like the average Nigerian if you are being truthful here. I would sue you for assault.

Lol

So a thief will get the mind to sue after stealing?

Stop the cap,

UyaiIncomparabl:
She must be a Kleptomaniac. She can afford them but can't help steal them. I commend those people there for not brutalizing her nor tearing her clothes, as typical Nigerians would do.

Yinmu

I gave her a hot slap. The owner of the supermarket is my brother

okoroemeka:
I was nearly stabbed when I was angry with someone I kept in my house,just because he takes meat from the soup to cook Noddles,just imagine.I have to run away and call the police to throw him out,since then no more

Sermwell:
A very great disservice! I was busy sending 70k to my younger brother every month for the past 1 year because he always complains of hardship to feed his family! I just found out that he has been codedly building four flats storey building, and he's at the roofing level. I'm happy for him though, but he thinks he has been playing me. No wahala

Such brothers are evil

Tonymegabush1:
I will be waiting just donate your [b](will)[/b] before coming

Donate wetin o

Martinez39s:
Good post. It is our way to always put ourselves first. Don't confort a snake that is known to be dangerous, or whose specie is unfamiliar to you, because you want to show that you are a man; if you die in the process, life will move on and she will move on to other d!cks and see you as a memory... a simpish one because you risked your life for her.

If you and a girl are walking on the road at night and a tiger or a group of armed men accost you guys from nowhere, leave her and run. Make everyone find their way.

However, don't let cockroaches, grasshoppers and earthworms make you scared and send you running like someone who is being chased by a tiger.

Gold plated!!!

LadyD22:
Maturity is not by age ma , even if she's 35 she'll still do that , both him and his 19 years old girl fit , invading someone's privacy and calling it smartness , he should have installed a CCTV in.her house and a tracking device in butt then get her a bodyguard , men that cheat like it's a requirement to survive , I wish I had guts like the babe sef , she saw fish and she grabbed it me like this I was doing faithful faithful i lost a good man for a foolish man who was using my money to toast babe , I am ashamed

No one asked for your life story na

See the rubbish advice you gave OP. You need Jesus

BloomingDale:
Does not matter. A woman’s sexual drive is not limited to a geographical location. The husband needs permanent help in pleasuring the wife. This can be achieved via multiple husbands.

Dale, for once, stop breaking my heart naaaaaa.

What sort of advice be this sef?

Go away jor

BloomingDale:
Yes, polyandry is legal in some countries like South Africa, India etc. Nothing wrong with it. They call such reverse harem, where the woman has multiple partners/husbands to pleasure and satisfy her.

But this is Nigeria naaaaaa

Why must that be your only solution, you yellow cat!!!!

Opexzy:
Yes... My first and fomer boss, definitely has a mansion in hell

But my last three bosses are awesome to say the least... I think being good at what I do made them show me some respect and naturally they are all good people...

Emeka, Mr. Segun and Mr. Fola.... You guys are the real gee..

You are welcome, Ope.

However, if dem born you well, no come early to work tomorrow

BloomingDale:
She needs two husbands then, if you can’t totally satisfy her. Polyandry is a good option.

Really, Dale?

Really

novia22:
My dear I help alot, to a fault even and I will continue to help, but you see my house, my brother fogerrit.
I don't mind paying for hotel bills to save my sanity and if you feel you are too stranded beyond what I have offered to help with, just go to the nearest police station. Police is your friend.

On any universe, I'd rather trust you than the cops. I don't like them at all.

Kudos for continuing to help as you can.

Bigfish121:
Human beings will actually turn you to a monster.I borrowed a friend 83k to bring back his dead pos business.Anytime I call him to ask for the money,he has refused to pick Mt call.Can you imagine that

Go for his throat and get your money back.

novia22:
You like vawulence abi?

Bring it mummy, bring it... I want me some

heartofcity12:
Even virgins aren’t exempted. These days some virgins do freaky things like anal, blowj0b and the likes with the guys they choose, they only have the hymen intact... Virgins date and they have exes too.. No woman must be chased or put on a pedestal..

I agree....I was talking of real virgins, with none of the baggage you mentioned.

tosaino95:
Yea His Post Is Truly Valid.
I remember like one or two months ago in the night about two girls and 3 guys including me sit down together just talking randomly out of nowhere one stubborn lagos rat running up and down in our middle, the two girls take their to heel and the other 2 guys almost do the same while me was still sitting down thinking how i can kill the rat with my two legs by stepping on it.
So One woman was looking at us at that time said to me am a confident guy when others were running from something am finding how to kill it.
I was like this is rat na what to fear in it, the woman replied what if it's mice, i told her na kill i go kill it.

Mice? That's nothing na!!

Today makes it two weeks since I visited a girl and we found a snake in their living room. Very nice house in a nice estate but I guess snakes just go where they must. She shouted 'Holy Spirit', ran to the kitchen(which has a backdoor that leads outside the house) and left me to deal with the snake. While she was scabashing upandan and shivering (I actually thought she was gonna faint), I killed that little fuqer and threw it over the fence ,to the road.

I got calls from almost everyone in their family about how I saved their daughter and what a brave nigga I am..bla bla blaaaaa. The girl in question kept saying 'God sent you to me. You are my hero. Now I know you are a man bla bla bla bla.

N.B: But I wasn't fooled. I knew the accolades came because of my usefulness as a snake killer. If I had run off and left her to deal with it, no one would even give a fuq about me. I'm a man, and so I deserve the trickiest, most dangerous tasks as my lot in life and I must not complain or I'm a little biitch. I wonder why women talk of gender equality then.
I didn't run because it was a small snake but that girl had better pray we don't ever meet a lion because I'm gonna run dafuq off and leave her ass to that big cat. I'm a redpiller and so I protect myself first.

Kipaji:
One of the prime reason why we must not chase women, especially when it involves sacrificing your dignity, self-esteem or manhood.

Gold plated!!!


N.B: Unless she is a virgin.

Danycrusoe:
My second scenario happened with my boss's gf, they met at our work, she was a Corp member but they didn't hit it off till he resigned and left to another station.

I was on talking terms with d girl as a staff to Corp member n nothing more. So recently I moved closer to work which is also closer to them as they live in together although not married.

At first the lady would call me to come to their place or tell me my boss asked me to show up n I'll go. I never suspected anything, at least he's my boss and we had w good friendly relationship even beyond work.


As weeks passed I realised she was calling more on her own bidding so as to have me keep her company since they live alone in a building, so anytime my boss is away and set to come late she will lie and I'll show.

Now she cooks often and knowing I'm single and a bachelor who eats out often, she tends to offer me. Soon, i became her 911 anytime she has financial emergencies. Tfare to work or back home, freebies, goodies etc. Thankfully as a broke guy with a stringent budget often than not she meets a NO.

There are occasional Soft drinks here, Biscuits there, eat out together as our radio stations are in the same street so we have same spot we eat at.

So subsequently she became angered easily anytime I say no, soon disrespect started coming in, one time she did it in her Man's presence unknowingly and he thoroughly scolded her.

We sorted it, she apologised, because of my boss I let it slide, I showed up but at a limited rate. On his birthday last week She messed up again shouting and confronting me that I ALWAYS LIE TO HER ABOUT BEING BROKE, I CHANGED I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER MONEY YET I EAT HER FOOD ALL BECAUSE MY BOSS IS HER BF, I INFRINGE ON PRIVACY, SEE FINISH BLA BLA BLA.

Gentlemen, I wasn't moved but I caught one thing, every of his other friends were around so their attention was drawn and she was like "SHE WILL NOT TAKE IT FROM ANY OF HER BF'S FRIENDS AGAIN, SHE CANT BE ENTERTAINING THEM AND NOT GET ANYTHING IN RETURN, NOT EVEN FINANCIAL HELP".

I got her motive and message but this time with clarity, her friendliness was at an unnamed cost which is frequent buy me this give me that or send me money.

For any one who thinks Redpill is just got secular boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, you are wrong, women in all spheres will shut tests nd try to manipulate you at any given chance.

I'm sure these have been at several times been pointed here but in case u didnt understand tjis experience of mine should make u understand.

One is a female colleague at work, the other is a junior colleague on the job who's just opportune to be dating my boss. Oh and she has called several times to apologise and reinvite me but all turned down.

Gold plated mudafuckin Shiiit!!!

I love it.

N.B: funny thing about that corper is the food she gave you ain't from her personal finances, but your boss's. So she is actually trying to ROB you.

IyaTola:
Them never do you

Even you too?

Seems like everyone but me had a fuqed up experience about housing people

Bigfish121:
My own is I cannot borrow anyone money again till I die.

Please borrow me bros!!
I swear I won't disappoint you.

Xcelinteriors:
I learnt that is how he always turn against his helpers. That was after God told opened my eyes. I think it's something he enjoyed doing

That's pretty fuqed up!!!!

I'm always appreciatve of every little help I get in this world. It's tough enough as a man. As a Nigerian, it's even worse.

Be careful out there

novia22:
Lol...it's also a gentleman that almost ended my dad biko..I nor do again.

Lol...

Kai...seems you need an angel to reverse what that demon did.

Don't stop helping people biko,just be careful ni

Xcelinteriors:
Yes. But I thank God he didn't destroy me as he promised. In this life, just pray before you help anybody

Pray tell, what was his excuse? You did a lot for him, why on earth would he betray you, his helper?

I can't wrap my head around it

novia22:
My dear they are everywhere. Nairaland is not an exception. Don't be decieved.

You are right.

Nlanders are also human beings.

novia22:
Alot is wrong. If you have been lucky, Out of the say 10 people I housed, 9 were a bad idea. I have been backstabbed, torn, tongue lashed, accused falsely and had my dad almost killed c :Pos I made the mistake of opening my doors to allow people live with me which made me come to the conclusion: I don't want to know how kind, Godly, hardworking and willing to contribute, how perfect you think you are, Deceit lays in the heart of man and the world is evil.
My home is my Peace...I'm done toiling with it.

House me darling...I won't disappoint you like those fuqs you housed.
I'm a gentleman.

Xcelinteriors:
I have helped someone on this nairaland. I fed him, gave him money and where to lie his head just because he was jobless and I really felt pity for him. I didn't know I was helping a beast and monster, he turned against me and promised to ruin me completely. Almighty God really saved me. I can't help any random person again unless the spirit of God direct me

Are you for real?

A nairalander did that to you?

Tonymegabush1:
We can hang out together but you see my house, I enjoy my quite time alone

That's a fuqin lie....

Cuz I'm moving my black ass into your house this weekend.

I will give you sweet hell and vawulence

MansoryMX:
Here is it. She is indeed beautiful

She is not!!!

franchasofficia:
Honestly every girl deserves a rich dad that really cares.


This breaks my heart



Imagine one bastard that calls himself a guy or man laying his filthy hands on my own daughter in the name of being her boyfriend or even husband? In fact, not only him will bear the consequences, his useless father that failed to raise him to be a reasonable young man will also pay dearly.


I don't pray for this to happen to my kids but if by mistake something like this happens, hell will be a sweeter abode for satan than what that idiot will go through in life. What nonsenss is that, gosh



Its always girls from poor families looking for love they couldn't get at home that useless guys like this idiot use to shine, sighs

Lies

Girls from poor families don't look for love, they look for money. It's whoever can pay their bills that dictates how fast, high or wild they must jump. Stop with the BS.

Sweetgirl16:
Soon to be ex corper.... congrats to me.
It's been a wonderful experience here in Benue state :

You that ate all my money wan lemme dey go abi?

I won't allow oh..you must marry me