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Romance › Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by luminouz(m): 11:52pm On Apr 24, 2021
HRSweetness:
Whether she prefers fingers or 5 minutes penetration, the ultimate goal is satisfaction for any sexually active woman who isn't prudish but actually enjoys sex.

Any woman who has experienced orgasm in its truest form can't be satisfied with a sexual activity that does not lead to orgasm.


You do not know women, when it comes to sexual matters as well as you think you do.
K
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m):
Anyone watched the shadow and bone series on Netflix?

That Marl dude suffer like hell...on top elena matter!!! For 8 episodes, dude didn't even get a kiss!!!
Romance › Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by luminouz(m): 10:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
HRSweetness:
How can there be satisfaction without the release that ushers in the satisfaction? huh
I know women and I'm telling you that they are not all about the 'release'. I have seen a woman that who gets maximum satisfaction from fingering. Another one just wants you to feel the dick going in and out for 10mins and she is done. Women are wired differently. That's why I don't believe in all these stereotypes about cumming and all that shiit. I have seen different women and how they respond to sex and its satisfaction.
You sound like a cummer dou
Education › Re: What Act During An Exam Made You Shed Tears? Share Your Experiences by luminouz(m): 10:50pm On Apr 24, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
300 level! I crammed like mad! Got into the hall and blanked out.

It was the first time I understood what it meant to blank out.

People were codedly copying and whispering answers to each other, but I've never been able to do that stuff. Moreover I was at the front seat.

For like 15 minutes, I bent my head pretending to be sick!

Omo, I was crying o! I'd never felt so hepless. And I couldn't breathe! Literal heart attack. No jokes! It was like I was staring at failure and I couldn't do absolutely anything about it. I started muttering prayers! LOL!

When I was done weeping and praying, I braced up, forced myself to put down what I could put down. Had a C in that course.

It was particularly painful because I read that material. May history never repeat itself again!
Ehyaaaah...Donna babe!!!

Want a sharwarma take outhuh wink grin
Education › Re: EKSU Governing Council Proscribes Union Activities, Shuts Down School by luminouz(m): 10:22pm On Apr 24, 2021
Doradorwa:
Lol.. you are very funny... you too do and get married o. You ain't getting younger bro... lol
Yes Ma. grin

Go home tomorrow oh...hostels ain't safe once school is over
Education › Re: EKSU Governing Council Proscribes Union Activities, Shuts Down School by luminouz(m): 10:21pm On Apr 24, 2021
tiffanyfan:
Wella .....with better ishapa native soup
Awwwnnnnnn...been so long I ate ishapa soup

Oya PM me.

Hope ya bride price is not Imo state own oh grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone Out Of Pity? by luminouz(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2021
Never..my dick won't rise
Romance › Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by luminouz(m): 6:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
QueenEndowa:
Hmmm....ok oo
Oga scientist come and buy kids Educational tablets for your child or niece or nephew... call or send a WhatsApp message to 08092864923 to place your order
Lol..I hear... cheesy
Education › Re: EKSU Governing Council Proscribes Union Activities, Shuts Down School by luminouz(m): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2021
HabibGwen230:
People do miss their alma mata,EKSU how come i no miss u? If i hear ur name sometimes i dey vex....almost all your lecturers are sadist! Which kain....lemme just shut up
When did you finish?
Education › Re: EKSU Governing Council Proscribes Union Activities, Shuts Down School by luminouz(m): 6:44pm On Apr 24, 2021
tiffanyfan:
It's time to get married, make una bring yam... I don tire for EKSU
Can you pound yam and make efo riro? cheesy
Education › Re: EKSU Governing Council Proscribes Union Activities, Shuts Down School by luminouz(m): 6:42pm On Apr 24, 2021
Doradorwa:
angry angry sad I've been very angry since yesterday. I already told my hostel people that the VC will not accept ASUU demand. Ogbeni that man nah stone-cold.
Lol

Hope you have left the hostel. I have two family houses in ado,in case you wanna hang around. wink

My mummy would love to host you and I will have some peace from 'when will you marry' questions. grin
Romance › Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by luminouz(m): 6:15pm On Apr 24, 2021
QueenEndowa:
With all this your explanations eeehn...you had better be a doctor or else you are a suspect...are your kids always hiding to play with your phone and you don't like it...I bring good news� call or send a WhatsApp message to 08092864923 to buy them a kids tablets
Lol...let's just say I understand women at a subliminal level.

I'm not a doctor but a scientist.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:09am On Apr 24, 2021
neyohh:
grin
Dude may not even be married, why on Earth is he talking of what husbands must do?

Lol@ the comeback. Well deserved. Women may scream how much they love a nice guy but in reality, he smells like good ass fish guts or locust beans.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:55am On Apr 24, 2021
DEMZEE:
Being profane is my way and my signature. If u can't handle it and see beyond the profanity then goan hang yasef.

Going MGTOW in Nigeria is balant stupidity shekina

Redpill is a plus to Nigeria men. Because high value patriarchs are the most respected men in the social hierarchy of men.
What dafuq is up with you? undecided

This is bullying and I won't tolerate that here. I just came into the thread this morning and I see the way you just can't handle a mature conversation without plenty insults.

Being profane is your way and your signature? ARE YOU FOR REAL? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Do please take your signature away from here. You radiate bad energy and it stinks
Romance › Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by luminouz(m): 6:42am On Apr 24, 2021
Randy100:
Multiple orgasm, the world no just balance. some women will never experienced it till they die.
Not all women will in actual fact and that's no crime. So long they enjoy the sex and feel satisfied.

Women are wired differently. Some may orgasm and won't release cum, while others are gushers or squirters while others still, will just be ok with the sex act, and won't have orgasm or cum.

The only issue is when she is not satisfied at all by not experiencing these three acts above.
Romance › Re: Man Arrested For Dating 35 Women At The Same Time In Japan (Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:59am On Apr 24, 2021
KosiGee:
I don’t see him as an alpha male. He preys on vulnerable women in their 40s and above.
Dude has got problem. He is foolish and has lost his bearing.

For those calling him G boy, the man is an idiot who doesn’t know what he wants...for all his troubles and efforts, he only made £665 from presents and cards... it’s a penny wise, pound foolish scenario...was he not spending or giving these 35 women cards and presents as well?

If he wasn’t, he’d be a big failure. No matter how stupid the women were, the man cannot be too poor as not to afford gifts or cards during the women’s birthdays. He’d be the one to lose eventually even if he wasn’t arrested.

...sex, there’s no way he’d cope with 35 women. The man is a loser.
Damn!!!
You really are pained.

Some nigga stole your girl last week? grin
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:01am On Apr 24, 2021
khiaa:
I didn't know you were Yoruba. What are your favorite soups?
Melon soup(egusi) and vegetable (efo riro) , garnished with stockfish and liver treats.
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:50pm On Apr 23, 2021
khiaa:
shocked shocked Craaaazy for you, my Butterscotch Drop.
angry angry Go near that Brazilian hood rat and you'll see how Craaaazy I can be. shocked
grin grin grin

Lemme jor... Hope you are finer and your ass is bigger now?

Start learning some Yoruba soups and how to make pounded yam. grin
Romance › Re: Implications Of Dating A Yahoo Boy's Ex-Girlfriend by luminouz(m): 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2021
SeunDobo:
I have one girl wey I dey dated that time before she got admission .

Shes loyal but once she go admission like this even na ND she don dey post pics with her new Yahoo boyfriend where dem dey club on WhatsApp status she don't even care if I see it or not!

I challenge her and she said na her friend I no talk again after few day she dey Brocast redeem of cards all other stuff like and I reply her ..she dey help her husband do his job say na Good wife ..she said lol and since Dem i ingnore her ..
On my birthday she call me and wish me happy birthday and she said I forget her ! I told her since she don get new boyfriend nah ! so I take her out and she's told me that she's dating the guy that she's post on the WhatsApp status but they are not together again

I ask what happened and shes said the guy promise her to open big supermarket for her but suddenly the Yahoo boy stop talking to her and keep avoiding her and blocks her in all social media and her number too and after 1 week of avoiding her ..

The Girl talk say the Yahoo Guy bought Two Benz cars same-day ..The Girl talk say she trying her best to see the Guy but all her effort prove abortive the Girl talk say she dey feel like Guy used her !!

Anyway I have stay away with from the Girl shaa I don't know WHY GIRLS Of NOWADAYS CANT BE OK WITH LITTLE THEM HAVE !!! STAY AWAY FROM GIRLS DUMP BY YAHOO YOU
Damnnnnnn shocked
Phones › Re: Plz Nairalanders I Bought An Iphone 6 To My Girl Friend And I Want It Back by luminouz(m): 5:38pm On Apr 23, 2021
Go to CNN

These clowns won't kill me
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Excited As Her Son, Jayce Goes To School (Photo) by luminouz(m): 5:34pm On Apr 23, 2021
SmartPolician:
There are thousands of useless men who impregnated and raped women. Yes, those women raised the babies alone, so your claim is not true.

Sure, the two parents are important; but the woman has to raise the child if the man decides to be useless or denies the baby's paternity. That's why we need to empower our women.
Damn...you are some fuqin clown
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by luminouz(m): 11:01am On Apr 23, 2021
placeofallure:
I don't owe you any explanation!
K
Crime › Re: How CCTV Facilitated Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha’s Arrest For Defiling A Minor by luminouz(m): 9:19am On Apr 23, 2021
placeofallure:
Don't say that! I've seen a video where a supposed uncle, who they drop the baby with, constantly defiles her. The baby in the video I tell you can't be more than 2 years and it was full penetration from a big, not moderate, dick! The baby didn't know anything, she was still crawling on the bed! It was shocking!
And how dafuq would a big dick enter a 2 year old girl without her bleeding or leaving tell tale signs when the mama dey bathe her? Easy na!!! kiss
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:10am On Apr 23, 2021
khiaa:
But my dear heart, not signing a prenup is showing you how much I respect, trust and love you, until the day I take your last, I mean YOU take your last breath. grin

Oh my Darling love, no Brazilian or any other woman will want your broke ass because you won't have anything to bring to the table. grin We are in this together, every penny you make will be split evenly with me and our future babies.

My precious love, see how beautiful our lives will be together. Till death do YOU part. wink
You fuqin crazy grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Funny Chat Between A Guy And His Girlfriend. by luminouz(m): 11:13pm On Apr 22, 2021
Biglittlelois:
A nun and a prude are too extreme words now haba

I can be decent and modest to some extent, but not 100%, I think I have to loosen up a bit lol.
You need to. My mental image of you is one middle-aged woman from deeper life or MFM wink
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 11:11pm On Apr 22, 2021
khiaa:
So you understand and agree hun, NO prenup? tongue
Lies...I want a prenup babe. It's not for me babe...it's for you, in case I see a younger, sexier brazilian and decided to ghost ya ass. That way, you won't be left empty handed daaarling. grin
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On Apr 22, 2021
khiaa:
No, when you kick the bucket I want to be there to collect everything you own. grin grin grin
Damn...that's some serious stone cold stuff
Romance › Re: Why Is It That When Men Cheat, They Are Happy With It by luminouz(m): 7:42pm On Apr 22, 2021
Afokesco:
yes o. according to the man he said he came back from work at 1:00am. and he forgot his keys. he called his wife but her number was not reachable. then he looked from the window and heard some s*x noise. so he screamed and his neighbors came out from their various apartment.. due to shame the wife came out and the guy...some neighbor said the guy always come around when the husband is at work.. the lady introduced the guy to one of her neighbor as her cousin.. so the man screamed.. "wetin pain me say my wife dey screamed harder my husband never fvck me like this before" na once everybody burst laugh
grin
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:39pm On Apr 22, 2021
khiaa:
I can't do that because you said that I have to sign a prenup and I won't do that Hun.
Then do it for charity and humanity sakes cheesy
Crime › Re: Olarenwaju James 'Baba Ijesha' Arrested For Defiling A 14-Year-Old Girl by luminouz(m): 7:38pm On Apr 22, 2021
If true
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:36pm On Apr 22, 2021
1Sharon:
No it isn't.

You don't know anything about Jews. They don't identify as white, they actually hate whites.

They go by their ethnicity which is middle Eastern. As I said before, race goes beyond skin tone.

Jews identify as white sometimes to blend in.
This Sharon go like plenty argument o

Shuuuu!!!
Romance › Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:36pm On Apr 22, 2021
khiaa:
Of course you do.
*yAwns*

Now to you!!! When are you taking me to America babe? You want me to die hia in Nigeria?? grin

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