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What is happening to romance section of late?

From BS crying freeman tales from men to this OP's sense deprived BS, the stories are now moving from ludicrous to plain silly.

Rest small na...or be more creative with your tales.

Ofemmanutosure:
Think her name is Damilola

I know her.

She is damn good bro.


I would personally love to wipe that SNARL off seyi Shay's face. What kinda judge puts attitude all over her face the moment a contestant walks in?

Rocktation:
Now that's how you convey a message, intelligly.

Intelli-wetin?

Which opinion you need again BIKO?

Junnior:
This is debatable.

Very very debatable

Anigreat:








They will all come here to write their childish tribal hate filled comments, as if there's any tribe in Nigeria that is devoid of Shortcomings.


I am not justifying drug peddling, but these guys had to do this for survival, as the present government of Jubril only favor the quota system people alone.

They have been doing it before jubril came to power,so stop the blame game

CsRockefeller:


If I say that relationship issues never tire me then I'm lying. Recent behaviour of a very religious lady I have been friends with for sometime with a view to taking it further has got be thinking, at this point I don't know what to believe in again as it relates to love.

So, I'm just gonna take my seat and do what my people call "Siddon look" cos I'm tired honestly, why can't I find a simple lady in Nigeria for marriage?

You too wan marry?

With your abusive mouth?

emmnprince:
It's good to help them. It is those that allow the success get into them and knock off their senses do brag and exult pride as they open their lousy mouths and spit gibberish.

Those that will appreciate and recognise the part you played in their success will always say it and those who won't acknowledge your part in their success, won't!

Just do your part and move regardless of their acknowledgement.

As one of my lecturer do say: The problem is not from you, but from them.

Remind me of my ex I helped paid for an ordinary WAEC form and she made her papers with assistance from the centre coordinator, aside from other help I rendered her when things were tough with her and family. The girl open mouth waaaa say I never do anything meaningful for her all because I refuse to fuel her excesses and pleasure with funds.

I sha cut her off when she began to exhibit some toxic behaviours for my peace of mind.

So you paid for waec form and you call it ordinary?

Nawa o...you be good guy sha

Is she in the hotel or she dead?


I don't get this story

Zubydeangelo:
I'll go straight to the point...A friend of mine(very close) confided in me that his wife is cheating on him because he can't afford to pay the bills any longer. Asking me if he should divorce her or still be with her and let her continue paying the bills?

What is now your answer


Or why u bringing this here?

Oracleforce:
Make thunder strike you there if you never collect money from man....


Idiot....how many ladies climb the ladder of success on their own....most of them used the bottom power....come and ask how a guy achieve success? Nobody except his friends and family that believes in his dreams but for ladies....they use all their God-given endowment to make their success....
I was conducting an interview test one day....and some of the ladies that came for the interview intentionally robbed their boobs on me and waited for me if I could spend the night with them...
Because I'm not. the.type....I disappointed all of them...

I laughed hard reading your post.

Lies from hell!!!

See as men just made this one very proud.

AmazonTopaz:
No not really Elizabeth inherited the throne from her father king George vi.The British monarchy line of succession at the time was male-preference primogeniture but now it has changed at the time Elizabeth was born she was not even thought to be Queen but her uncle abdicated for her father he became king and she had no brothers but only one younger sister so she was to become Queen after her father died at the time it was Male preference primogeniture had Elizabeth had a brother he would have been king over her despite being the eldest but the law was changed in 2011 to be first child regardless of sex.
That said during her time as Queen in the early years it was believed that the title of King superceded Queen since men(Male preference) usually inherited the throne and their wives were Queen consort and Elizabeth being Queen and sovereign the direct heir of her father her husband being king when he was not the son of the late monarch made no sense to them because king had a higher rank than Queen at the time so making him king would make it look like he was the sovereign over her so he was styled prince which is a lower rank to Queen.
Prince Charles is Elizabeth's direct heir who will be king and his wife Queen consort and unlike his father who could not become king because he did not inherit the throne but it belonged to his wife.A ruler is a Queen or king their spouses are consorts and given titles befitting their rank.His wife will not be Queen but will be known as Queen consort.Queen is for the woman who directly inherits the throne not who married one hope you get it now

Jesus!!!
Did you type all these while being chased by armed robbers?

Very haphazard and uncoordinated.

Sup with you darling?

SEGLIZ:
what do you understand by weakness? I'm not sure you do!?
trying to be dominant over women than taking the battle out to subdue fellow men to you strength is the true weakness.
even the Rockefeller you mentioned subdued men to become great and not women, he never ran after women submitting to him, mind you he would have worked with over a hundred women to greatness.
he was able to live long because he found peace.

Lol...you sound so absorbed on the topic

FORWARDEVERLY:
This Op wrote rubbish..
You are trying to discredit african men..
Your mumuness no get part 2..
We have our tradition and they have theirs, so why the fuse ??
Go and sit down..
Na by force to Simp for Africa...??
Abeg, leave us, every clown wants to say trash about our tradition pitiably effeminate men and weaklings are in the fore front..
Totally a shame and pathetic..
Luminouz Martinez39s make una come see how this mumu dey praise oyibo dey ridicule African men and the post made FB sef.. chaii

I read the story and like you said he belittled african men. He is a binary pūnk!!!

laiperi:
Why you wan get poor brokeass man in trouble with a beautiful lady. You go give am for free or love?

Lol..just kidding

khia:
How is marriage beneficial in a marriage like that, we're not building together but separately?Suppose we're married for years and something happens to you who will your property go to or something happens to me who will the property go to? That's not a marriage.

All these up there are stories just like what the girl in the video tried to sell that millionaire bf.

I will give you a prenup. You don't like it? Bounce and be replaced. No girl either rich or poor is getting kumbaya from me in a western society,without a prenup.

khia:
LMAO That's my whole point. You don't trust me just like the guy in the video so why marry someone you don't trust?

It's mutually beneficial babe

khia:
Do I have to sign a prenup?

Of course you do. I don't trust you!!!

khia:
Come on, you know I was only joking.

You got too much time on ya hands.

Stop all these NL talks and coman marry me

Damn!!!

That's a real nigga!!!

Martinez39s... You don't know khia like I do. She will drag you with arguments. She loves that stuff. Just say your point and move on. Don't engage her in a protracted argument.

khia:
I would assume the lack of trust in her by her man is causing the tears. It would hurt my heart if someone I truly loved did this to me.

He would leave me with the following options.

1. Sign it and move on with our plans.

2. Go home and think about it from a logical not emotional point of view, trying to understand why he feels it's necessary to write this contract before commiting to a lifelong partnership with me.

3. Tearing up the prenup and shoving it down his throat.

4. Write my own prenup relinquishing him from any future earnings of mines.

I'm more than likely to go with number 3.

*Rolling eyes*

khia:
LMAO I'm not signing nothing, we're getting married, you're going to hand over the cash, then you'll beg me to spend it on my beautiful self, that's how much you will worship all of this sensuality. Now, have several seats and let that marinate.

How are you doing old man?

Ewwwwwwwww....

At least he was honest with his feelings.

calculusx:
Now that you have the Pictures, what next?

Price range baby!!

What's the asking price?

laiperi:
Abeg. De lady nah beau down to core

How you take know? U be her boyfriend?

StacyO:
I can be a bit cocky sometimes.

You just learn how to balance up and ignore what people say.

It's hard to practice though but, I keep trying my best.

Who dash u cocky?

Are you even beautiful before?

calculusx:
• Actual Miles

Argue with your keypad....

Where are the fuqin pictures??

Kennitrust:
i'm surprised at this bc my cousin use to tell me about my stinging odor and I get angry.

Imagine, you don't know what is happening to you lol

Your cousin loves you oh....

Most times, the only way to know is how people react beside you

Zeeknow3245:
The way people are saying this sex like it's easy.
Women can pretend ehn. When men "cum" or release sperms it's more likely a permanent shutdown and recovery can take time. Women only have partial shutdown and they have a higher production of oxytocin to minimize pain. So if you see dem shouting"Aaah, Yeee, mmmhmmm, harder" better stop when you're tired. I pray you should not marry a Nymphomaniac because ehn you and your dick will cry.

You dated a nympho before? Gimme gist na

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...

Sometime last month I went to get breakfast for myself in the morning..

The roadside canteen I went to was slightly full with all walks of men excluding women..

While I was there waiting patiently for my takeaway, two pretty ladies came for breakfast too...

They both kept to themselves and were pressing their phones...

Thankfully the men present there were all business men and artisans with more pressing concerns in their minds so the ladies were totally ignored..

I noticed an old man handling idly with a shoe needle... It turns out he was a shoe maker...

He had no shirt on, probably in his 70's with grey and white hair spewing out all over from his bald head and uncovered upper body...

Something hit me.. why should a man this old and shriveled still be fighting for his daily bread?

Where are his kids at least?

Why is he in the middle of a busy motor park with all the noise and other unpleasantries?

I still admired the fact that his pride didn't make him to resort to begging...

Knowing that he was depending on patching a shoe to get money for his breakfast..

I called the woman selling aside and whispered in her ear to discreetly ask the papa whatever he wanted for breakfast and that the bill is on me but she shouldn't mention me...


The girls didn't notice what I did because I wasn't trying to impress anyone or get attention...

When it was my turn to be served, I insisted she served the papa first...

So she went to him in his little kiosk and asked him what he wanted to eat that someone will pay..

The man refused to eat until he identified who was making such a gesture....


She tried to persuade him to eat and not worry, he still blatantly refused...

So I owned up he was just saying blessings and appreciations.. I just told him to calm down as I didn't want to create a scene..

He then ordered and was served...

By now the girls had noticed what happened..

They turned their attention to me one was telling me that I look familiar and she knows me from somewhere..

The other one was asking me if I go to dominion city church..

I could tell they were wet already..


Their eyes glistening with a mix of desire, excitement and amazement...

I cleared them that I don't know them and I don't attend the said church..

I paid for both I and the papa's food totalling a thousand naira, took my take away and left..

I was utterly disgusted by both girls..

I was drinking water when I read the "you look familiar and if you attend dominion church' part. I sprayed everything around me when I burst out laughing.

Dominion city kor...House on the Rock ni

Dem girls have identified another ATM, just to login remain. You nailed them.

N.B: Nice gesture too. Like I said before, let's be looking out for other men in need. We are all we got

Jazzman01:
You don't do olosho? wetin you come dey find for the thread? Anyway these are all excuses and I understand.

Read my post on the thread bro. I don't do oloshos.i share sexscapades on my past relationships.


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