₦airaland Forum

Jazzman01:
lol, be serious bro, I am one of your comrade from the olosho thread. pass me this meat.

Lol...

One...I don't do oloshos

2nd... She is already married...


So should I give you a married woman's number?

Jazzman01:
Bad boy, so you had to include this



Pass me her contact. will quote you on a dead thread.

Passerby ni.

Jazzman01:
This is the dead thread. How far with her digits ?

cc: luminouz

Goan hunt for your own meat bro.

Kennitrust:
does it mean that, the person with body or mouth odour doesn't used to perceive the SMELL?

Often times they don't. What they perceive are people's reactions to the smell

megareal:
@ the bolded. You have jinxed it, you're going to meet one soon.

Lol.
Maybe you

Tedpgrass:
Read the dissertation above... Particularly leaky guts syndrome.

Thanks

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I did bro. The leaky guts sounds interesting but this girl was born this way. If she had issues with her guts, she would display bowel irregularities and such stuffs. At least, I would know. That's why I have reservations.


Thanks

Tedpgrass:
There are different varieties of IBS.. It fluctuates as well depending on age, food diary modulation and use of treatment regimes...
3 recognised types.. Constipation, diarrhoea, flatulence or a combination of the above.

If she has associated cramps, abdominal distension which is often camouflaged as a coping mechanism, that's more likely IBS than FMO3 gene depletion or mutation.


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There are overlaps with trimethylaminuria

Bro,I know all these technical stuffs you posted there. No one on Earth would tell me that girl's issue is IBS, except you. She doesn't fart or shiit when she is scared or afraid or sweats too much. Her funk (normally noticeable but bearable) gets unbearably funky. How is it IBS when nothing is wrong with her bowels na? Her sweat glands pour out such funk,not her bowels.

Tedpgrass:
She possibly had IBS..

People mistake the 2. Intermittent flatulence and body odour.

It's likely IBS, if despite maintaining good hygiene and in times of increased stress or anxiety, a gentle whiff comes across... Quite common in those with a bit of junk/ backside?


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Irritable bowel syndrome? Don't think that's the case here. She doesnt rush to the toilet to shiit or fart when afraid or stressed na. When she sweats more, She becomes more pungent. There is no gentle whiff anything.The natural funk gets increased to several degrees. I know IBS. She doesn't have that.

Bundaweber:
see funny prediction. please wake up from your dream of a fevered mind, it's a forever distant scenario . none of those things will happen . no region is as homogeneous as you seem to make it out. politics will descend to a new clannish level. the same ruling class will be perpetuated by and the new set that will join them will be even worse. there will be constant threat of war due to border disputes. the south west have backed themselves to a corner with thier entrenched hooliganism and those set will seek to take over. bloodshed will be the order of the day.
The south east, that's a nightmare waiting to happen especially if they do not get their money above all mentality scrapped. again the false homogeneity will destroy thier nascent dream at its infancy, battle for supremacy and conquest for more land because of the geographical nightmare will lead to general poverty and before long several new "countries" will spring up here.
the north that's already a bloodbath, it will be a cesspit of blood. the religious minority will be wiped out. humanitarian disaster and even worse human rights abuses will go on.
the Niger Delta forget about it, it will be constant death . it might just become the river lands of West Africa( the place where wars are constantly fought especially by other countries. the battle ground).
most people do not realise that the worst excesses of each regions are checkmated by being in one big union. the want for the biggest price has always created a false sense of homogeneity in each region. let that be taken away and you will see the rise of two bit warlords like Igboho and kanu.

What a doomsday prediction.

Twoclans:
You heard wrong my darlyn,park your bags and relocate. Let Kaduna experience that your famous *****

Twoclans:
Ohhhhhhhhh Lumi

Lol.

I heard you don't have big ass that's why I left you alone na.

If you have ehn, I go don move to kaduna sharply

elotajohn1:
Vanity upon Vanity

Who is that?

Nezzjnr:
Body odour don give me terrible fever before

When I was in school... Normally on Saturdays... I do play Lawn tennis and den ladies dey come around.... This particular Saturday... A girl approached me so as to borrow my racket... Mheeennn I don't think I've perceived any odour as hers before.... That smell really disturbed my inner organs

That one is bad ooo

This geh I talked of has it but when she is anxious or sweating, it gets worse. But she be very nice person sha.

I once went to a pharmacy to buy drugs. The guy next to me has on a singlet, when he reached up to pay his bills, my nose was assaulted by body(under armpit) odour so strong I gagged. I'm very sure bros has not taken a bath in 5 days.


Good hygiene is the best biko

Neutralobserver:
Because most of you men cannot control yourselves....you always force poor ladies to do the deed, and when they get pregnant you blame them, run off and move on to the next victim.

You are a poor neutralobserver

AsomughaChuks05:
I liked this man from the day I saw his performance in Money Train. That was many years ago and he has been my favorite actor since then until the KKK tried to ruin his illustrious career through the feds. I didn't even know he is a brother from the same state. Anambra is too much. Anambra is the engine of not just Nigeria but Africa.

Chest beating as usual

Lol...are guys the only ones with body and mouth odour ni?

Except OP case, all the testifiers are about men o.

Till date, I haven't met any woman with bad breath. I have met one with some damn strong body odour though. It got worse when she sweated, the funk is a mudafucking dunk on me. I just told her to bath more often, and try to relax her mind and not get scared or afraid cuz that's when the funk gets worse.


She has the biggest ass I've had till date. Thick everywhere.

PrimadonnaO:
I tried every subtle method I could think of honestly.

I was always giving him gum and vicks... without myself having any.

I'd stylishly ask him if he talks to anyone when he's at work.

I concocted conversations that broached the topic of people with smelly breath.

He never got the gist.

Why being subtle? Just go ahead and tell him your mind na. The delivery is what matters,not the words. Don't deliver it harshly for some people and for others, yell it to their faces or they won't listen to you.

He felt you disgraced him by not telling him to his face. In his mind, the text was you not being able to stomach his presence and his breath. He must have really liked you and you punched the wind outta his sails.

bigpicture001:
Two of my naughty guys would take turns on girls they invite. One would b in the next room or sometimes in d wardrobe...

Girls normally like lovemaking in d dark.. So when the guy is having a doggy the face of the girl turned forward.. The next guy come in ND quietly takes over the doggy in the pitch dark room... He does his for some min. And changes back to the main guy who concludes the matter....

None of the five girls they played on ever knows

This is weird

Authoreety:
Yes....

U have more than one opportunity and u are coming here to ask us to choose for you.. Me that is looking for only one for my spouse in order to help us run the home more effectively ...

Oga, Abeg no provoke me o...


Na only you know wetin you want

So why you sound so pained bro?

He ain't the cause of your issues so chill dafuq out.

You have no advice to give, then let him be

falcon01:
you sef as my giu you go shame to date my sister nah e no just make sense... except if you date Mine I date yours.

What's my business with this story na?

If na your sister I like, I go date and fuq am. If you like date my mumsy in retaliation, no be my problem

Angy55:
Okay, I'm coming to FvCk your sister

Babe,I await your coming

You know I mean it

Skepticus:
If she is not getting attention, she wouldn't be that delusional. On average, women understand social cues better than men. She'll get a few "valuable" ones who would worship the ground she walks on, and use others to "shine" as usual.

She is almost like that nairaland cûnt who shared screenshot of nairaland SIMPs who littered her SM. Miserable fools.

You have a point. But age is a mudafucker. I give her a few more years. The attention meter will enter red

To be a Nigerian living in nigeria is damn hard. As a student,it's way worse. Heat, crowded LTs, old tutoring system, archaic textbooks, frustrated lecturers and finally boring, impractical exams will erode whatever genius you might have had.


I remembered while younger that I wrote two NIM exams without reading for the second. I just glanced through. I collected extra sheet on it. Had As in both courses.

In my postgraduate course on exploration geophysics, I vividly remembered revising for that course in my dream. I was sleeping and in my dream, I was revising those notes and when I woke up by 8am, I entered the exam without opening that book again. Had an A.

All these happened while I was younger. But nigeria don cook and parboil me finish.


Nowadays, it's hard to even fuqin remember my own birthday.

Why not? Even fuq her sef.

I'm fuqin someone's sister,ain't I?

It's hypocrisy that will kill many Nigerians.

Are you assamu or adamu or mumu?

What kinda thread is this?

My advice:

Love forgives all. Forgive her and adopt the child. God bless you

WoundedLamb:
Yeah, bro. Like you aren't doing the same.

Bye...

neyohh:
I come with receipts

Who is she to say all these stuffs at her age?

Surely she shouldn't be less than 40 na


N.B: Why does she still need a man then? Love Machine and flashlights don't outearn her or are internationally useless at chores na? Why does she still whale and hate ON MEN?

WoundedLamb:
@bolded, eewww!

If I were a lion, I'd eat grass cause of the stomach upset those words gave me.

See? You no dey disappoint.

Drama lover

See a grown ass man with bear bear coming online to cry for help on why his GF is treating him like trash


Ain't there no end to this cry-cry stories from men?

Moo-moo!!!

WoundedLamb:
Bro, surprise is relative. Something I've always known for as long as I can remember can't be a surprise to me, can it? You were surprised cause you didn't expect it. Now that you know, would you still be surprised when you see that happening? Many people who have always had dogs from thier childhoods know dogs eat grasses when they need to, and that's not out of place cause they are omnivorous. On the other hand, lion are considered carnivores thus the news. You catch my drift?

Dogs can eat raw meet. They have the ability to eat and digest uncooked meat. That you've chosen to train yours with cooked food doesn't change that. What you've chosen to feed your dog with is your choice but that doesn’t change anything. Again, like I said in my post, humans don't go about eating grasses but they do when they need to. Some grasses are medicinal while some are used to cook in some parts of the world. So I'd not be surprised if I read that anywhere too. Neither you nor your dog defines the entirety of humans and dogs so I don't really know why you're being specific about yourself and your dog.

I never see woman wey like argument and wahala like you. Marrying you will shorten my lifespan with arguments and drama, by 45 years.

See epistle on simple issue. You no dey taya. Such a ball of unbridled drama

Nezzjnr:
Nawa ooo

Audio person go just come here dey blow for una


BTW it happens though

Nezza you are wicked!!!

Have not flowed much with the discussion because I have been busy..just drop in to see what's up and buzz out. The topic has been overflogged sha