₦airaland Forum

usj:
that's how we live in my family. Nothing evil in it

You guys see one another's nudes?

That's some weird stuff

AishaYesufu:
Your friend you is the cause of his problem. He has no moral right to stop an attitude that he consented to during his courtship days. As it is now, it is too late. Family of nudists

Are you high?

How does walking around nude during courtship prevent her from acting normal in front of her kids for fuqs sakes?

Can't you see how skewed your logic is?

This is a lie.

No woman would rejoice in letting her kids see her nudity nor would she refused her husband's request to stop such nonsense.

Why on earth do you people gain from such useless stories na?

Scarfin:
You're wrong bro. They face no pressure.
A woman is at her prime from 18yrs and before 28yrs.
In that age bracket, men ask them for marriage and they agree only if the man looks very rich.
They Bleep their lives away at that age, turn down suitors, or have fun with their fellow girls or pursue career. When they hit 30, they look for a simp to wed them.

It's their fault and all our faults too.
We have failed to accept that women & men are very different.

1st conception is very hard for a woman when she hits 30. It's all fibroid inside.
Yet we keep demonizing early marriage.
Just talk to 21yrs old overripe girl for marriage and see the bashing you will get.
It's all our fault.

Your write-up is neither here nor there.

Casham:
This is serious o. I still don't understand why ladies take this marriage thing very serious. Like, what difference does it make whether or not a lady is married. My aunt is in her mid fifties and she's never been married. She's not even thinking of that. I hope to get married before the end of 2022 though.

So you still want your auntie to think of marriage at mid-50's?
If it ain't such a big deal, why are you interested in marriage too?

ayomikuolatunji:
You can't save simps...simping has come to stay and there is nothing we can do about it. I asked a friend of mine if he will knee to propose to his girlfriend, the idiotic and foolish simp said he will even lie down and propose and the other church guys supported... I hate religion. It build weak men especially Christian religion... Highly irritated.

Lmaoooo..
Lmaoooo

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. Upwards is better. Can't you imagine it? It hits and bursts the akpa amu better. Chai. Na that one dey bring flood come outside after some minutes of stroking hard. Abeg, no spoil me.

Lmaoooo...

You are already spoilt biko

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are right. An average diick with many skills, not some. If the diick is curved, matter don finish be that.

Lmaoooo

Been hearing good reviews on curved diicks but the angle of curve do matter. Upwards is better than sideways?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Size and bedmatic skills matters. You can have a big diick and not know how to thrust and whine that waist wella. You may also have a small diick and it may be too short to hit the centre of gravity wella. I hope you copy?

So I guess an average dick with some skills is best?

You can't have the best of both worldsou know

RAGGA40:
Something happened today, a guy was hanging his hand over a girl's shoulders, along the line the slowpoke was busy castigating guys and how dirty guys are in front of the girl, thereby giving the girl the boldness to say to me and my guys that we are dirty people, that look how flesh we are looking and well dress whereas we are dirty, can you imagine the nonsense.
the idiotic girl is those ones born from 2003 downwards feeling like big girls.

And so what did you DO in return?

That's the part that interests me.

GatewayP:
What is fake? It's something that happened today today. What are u telling me? All I need now is suggestions because I'm on the floor right now, I no fit sleep on this bed abeg

Clown

GatewayP:
I and my girl are good these days. But lately she did something that made me mad.
I invited her over, but she refused at first. After pleading and begging her to come, she finally agreed on one condition, that I will give her money for her hair. And the thing is that I don't even have the money, I'm broke honestly. So I made plans on how to raise the money and I got around 5k.
Then when she came, she didn't let me have my way in her, I ignored her on that. And after some time, I decided to go out to roll with the guys, drink some wine and refresh myself.
When I'm back, I was expecting her to be gone at the moment, but she's still in house waiting for the hair money. I refuse to give it to her and I insist on having my way in her while she was in the palour pressing her phone, but she refused.
I then calmed down and waited for her to go home, yet the fool was still there and through the way she wasn't settled, I knew something was wrong, maybe it's because of the money or something else, but I didn't realized it at that time.
The shock came when I decided to sleep and I found out that the bedsheet was changed and that this girl has pissed on my bed, I wasn't sure if it was her doings that time, but I later found out that she Pissed on my bed. I call her, she was in the palour them, I asked her what happened, that my bed was wet. She tried to deny it at first and She later said she didn't know what happened that it was a mistake and that's why she changed the bedsheets.
To cut the long story, this girl refused me sex and went ahead to masturbate and squirts on my bed when I was out. I was very mad at her and told her to leave my place before I do wetin she no go like. This is the girl that I was planning to marry ooo. I really don't know what to do, I am thinking of breaking up with her now.
She has been calling and calling but I ignored her.

Even a toddler knows this is fake.

Rest na, Lai Mohammed, Rest!!!

perdollar:
I guess d father's prayer didn't workin changing her life style bc Muslims prayer offered to bloody allah doesn't work

Ewwww. Your hate is pure, I love it.

Can I harvest it please?

Michelle55:
not all bestie is scam nau

Khd95:
Na women dey carry this bestie thing for head, and most men play along hoping they hit the cookie jar soon

I remembered back in school, there was this tall black beautiful hausa/Yoruba babe then, we were really close, she had a boyfriend and she was staying with him, and me wanting no commitment at that time was free with her, at some point she wanted to get a room close to school because of high cost of transportation from her boyfriend's place to school, so I helped her secured an apartment in my student area compound, she was very happy, she started moving around with me, telling everyone I am her bestie, sitting on my legs, making sexual eye contacts with me, giving me that knowing look, if she doesn't see me, she is not comfortable,if she sees me with other girls, I will receive some sullen attitude from her till,until I whine her head and inform her those girls are just friends and nothing else, she practically told me she wants to Bleep me or atleast since I don't wanna date, I actually wanted to Bleep her and be fucking her, cos I felt if I don't know her boyfriend,she's single to me

Meanwhile she told her boyfriend about her school bestie who helped her secured an apartment, explained some topics to her, made it fun at school for her etc etc, at few times we made out, kissing sucking and all that, but there was no penetration

As luck will have it, the boyfriend visited her one day and met me, the guy had so much respect and love for me, for helping her babe in school, while the three of us were seated and gisting, guilty conscience wan finish me, but this babe acted like nothing was wrong, omo I fear women that day, the boyfriend insisted he must 'flex' me that day, that he heard lots of beautiful things about me, and he wants to appreciate me for that, he promised me that if I ever wanted to visit his place(his own house) anytime I should feel free

Brethren, that day the boyfriend visited, this girl went out to get drunk with the intention of carrying out what she had always wanted, at this point, I sleep in her room sometimes, and we haven't bleeped, she made the moves my sitting on my legs while I was laying on her bed pressing my phone, she wore a bump short, prick na bastard, small time the idiot prick don gather muscle, she moved her hands to my chest and started dry humping me in a cow girl style, I could take it anymore, I lifted her up a bit and worked her inner core real good with my fingers, she was soaked, she hurriedly undid my flap and brought my dicc out, she was about sitting fully on my dicc when my mind flashed back to his boyfriend,I would have bleeped her head out that night, but I felt I was breaking the bro code, I just met the boyfriend today, and he's a nice guy, it wouldnt be nice to sleep with his girl even tho my body wants to

I took excuse from her to get condom from my room, enter the bathroom washed up and and slept in my room without returning to hers, the following morning, the kind of evil look this girl gave me, for weeks she avoided me like l had a contagious disease, she doesn't even want to hear my voice or see my face, I knew I had lost the friendship i had with her, I don't know if I did right by not fucking her cos till today this girl never still forgive me and I have lost contact with the boyfriend

Bestie na scam

Lol..nice story.

You did great. showed you have some standards. I kid not though, that babe will still fuq someone else. The boyfriend already lost her

Ikwerelastborn:
Only an inexperienced man doesn't know that women love conditionally even with their acclaimed emotions

100% right.

Mandela27:
Lol bro u and this ur "k" all the time abi u get k legs?

I no get time to dey argue noni...

A 'K' in time saves nine...

PoliteActivist:
My friend use your common sense sometimes. Stop lying in the name of faith. The bolded is clearly talking of MAN not animals, and clearly states so. Let me just repost this:

My friend Adam couldn't have been created a second before Eve. He was given a penis; where was that supposed to go?? Look throughout nature - a positive can't exis without concurrent existence of a negative. And see your non sequitur - God who knows everything suddenly REALISED he made a mistake - and the type of mistake that even a child won't make!
Read your Bible, there are two different stories of creation in the bible. The second one (which starts at Genesis 5:2) says man and woman were created at same time, and that makes more sense.

K

doxxjaw:
I'm not very comfortable spilling, i know my comments are off topic.

It's deliberate, but I saw some very disturbing trends.

I also have a feeling I'll castigated for spilling or called a prude.

Maybe I should open a new thread but the mods won't allow me post my evidence here.

There's fire.. southern women are finished and you can't tell them nada

So you can't spill the beans but you can abuse them on this thread ba?

doxxjaw:
Oga they're not doing shakera , forget nairaland

Naija southern girls are cheap.

There's nothing and i mean nothing they won't do for money

The simps and cucks love it

What exactly is your issue now, foxypaw or whatever... Give us story on the thread title and forget the cheapness of southern girls nam

PoliteActivist:
You forgot this part of the bible, Genesis 5:
In the day that God created man, He made him in His own likeness. Male and female He created them, and He blessed them. And in the day they were created, He called them “man.”

Use your common sense: Do you think it is possible to have man without having woman at same exact time??
It is like saying you can have up without down; or positive without negative, etc

What nonsense is this?

The bolded talked of animals. He made them male and female. Adam was made alone and Eve was made from his ribs,much later, to complement him and be his companion. I'm not into some gender Bullshiit but I need to set your record straight. Genesis 2:20-23
N.B: I have heard reports of a certain woman called Lilith who was made at the same time with Adam but if true, why the need to make Eve?

The guy you quoted nailed the subject so hard,I couldn't even add any damn thing to it. He is so right.

Yes they do celebrate it. WHY? Hell, nigga,they stand to gain the most. From every mudafucking angle. Retirement benefits everywhere.


I see most men faces very sour and dour just 6 months after marriage.

Poor sods, they thought it's all kumbaya and Carica Papaya before marriage, not knowing it's actually thuraya and mamywater.

Now,they can't get out so easily because of the kids and they feel trapped. Their eyes always screaming for a way out, happiness comes few and far between and even pussy that supposedly should be readily available in marriage(or so these females croon to us everytime in Celine Dion's voice) becomes hoarded,warded and guarded. Ayamatanga!!!

Ladies, continue putting rings on these mudafuckers and enjoy your marital retirement benefits. I would,if I were a Nigerian female.

AsherAmari:
No matter what, he shouldn't have dodged the bill. It wasn't nice of him.

Very fuqin nice of him. Spending your own money won't kill you.

TheEnygma:
So far... This is the smartest comment I have heard from a naija lady concerning this kind of situation.

Wrong.

In the guy's shoes,I will order for mine and ask her to order for hers. She would be forced to either spend or walk out. Either ways, I have myself a treat.

AsherAmari:
That guy is a mungo-park. In his mind now he's smart

That's why it's better to let him order for the food himself. I'll know if it's me they'll come and ask for the bill. I've never gone on a date and placed the order. I'll sit and you'll go to the counter or beckon on the waiter yourself to serve us.

Next time, go prepared with enough cash or your debit card and try not to eat more than you can afford. Most importantly, let him place the order.

See this one shouting let him place the order upandan. That means you never even paid for your own meal before? . Mungo park the second. Bring your own money and avoid embarrassment naaaaa... This your format no work. I will just buy mine and come to eat, tell you to go buy yours. So what's it you saying again?

hosey:
Lol. Why are you just changing your moniker. Be a man

You confusing me with someone else. This is my only moniker biko

SenecaTheYonger:
It was very unfulfilling. Immediately I saw how wide she was I lost my erection.

Lol...I understand


She would prolly notice and feel ashamed too.

I know many guys won't wanna stay with her after that discovery

Cerebellum:
E sweet like sugar Nah


.Arindindin

K

SenecaTheYonger:
Then imagine how I felt when I saw it

So how was the sex aspect with her?

SenecaTheYonger:
She has a 4 year old kid. Could be masturbation or dick.

Masturbation with Dildos maybe...

Childbirth could be a cause too.