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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:37pm On Apr 13, 2021
SOZINN:
Nawa ooo
Some people go just dey lie give us here
You are fuqin crazy!!!

I don laugh taya bro.
Crime › Re: U.S Cop Shot Dead By Drug Dealer During Highway Check In Scary Video by luminouz(m): 7:31pm On Apr 13, 2021
Hollywood in real life
Celebrities › Re: Singer Tems Shows Off Her Huge Backside In Bikini (photos) by luminouz(m): 6:37pm On Apr 13, 2021
LesbianBoy:
Don't blame her. Her type get kinda embarrassed knowing that guys just want to fvck them. grin grin
All big ass girls suffer such attentions.

They either learn to live with it or live off it.

Fine girls suffer everyday I swear. Imagine as a guy to go out in the morning and have close to 10 girls disturbing me like she-goats. That's not counting those who stare at you as you walk like goddamned zombies. You can see, smell and even Taste their lust. Imagine coming home everyday and opening ya WhatsApp only to see randomised girls (many that you ain't even attracted to) chyking you and calling you babe,my love,handsome or some shiit.


I can't imagine such a life...would become a fuqin killer of women
Politics › Re: Chidozie Ojobor: Buhari Rejected Scholarship List Because No Northerner On It by luminouz(m): 6:31pm On Apr 13, 2021
Simplyleo:
So which scholarship exam is that?

Which organisation conducted the screening?

For sure, if it is a foreign body, the body would have sponsored it and Buhari has no power over it.

If it is fed govt body, then I say without iota of doubt, this is a big fat lie. Fed govt scholarships are usually spread across geopolitical zones, and indeed, states, so how comes no Northerners passed?

Keep lying to yourselves.

Some of these clowns making noise about Northerners always make me laugh. Go to schools dominated by Northerners and see how they beat their Southern counterparts in all ramifications. Yes, I'm a living witness, (ABU Zaria) but you can bullshit yourself that Northern graduates can't compete with you. That is nothing but self deception.

Minister of communication and digital economy is a northerner. Pls which of the ministerial nominees performed better than him during screening. As I have said, you can bullshit yourself to feel satisfied, that is your business.
Please stop with the capping.

You should investigate before making your claims.
I was a party to what happened in 2015. Buhari cancelled the PRESSID scholarship due to nepotic reasons.

I won't say much on this issue again
Celebrities › Re: Singer Tems Shows Off Her Huge Backside In Bikini (photos) by luminouz(m): 5:56pm On Apr 13, 2021
LesbianBoy:
No wonder she hides it. Her ass is really fat o. tongue
She is very self-conscious. I wonder if it's because of her stretch marks. She has some on her breasts and I know her ass will be riddled with them too.
Stretch marks are bae on a huge ass
Romance › Re: She Wants To Kill Me Before My Time by luminouz(m): 2:29pm On Apr 13, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
@emboldened, very irritating. Plus this your story is starting to look like Africa Magic.

That being said, Lolade needs a therapist. Something probably went off in her, perhaps after she was raped by her uncle at a tender age.

She seems to have been making a lot of bad choices in men. Why's she dating a rough nigga like that? From how you presented her in your last post, she shouldn't be the kind of girl to date street boys.

That being said, use this opportunity to cut her off. Use the incidence of the harassment as a justification... not her abortion tales.

Also, please recommend that she sees a psychologist.
So you don't know this OP na fuqin liar?

Afircan magic is better na...his own na Filipino magic... Oponu OP
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:14pm On Apr 13, 2021
Skepticus:
We are not mindless robots. In the end, everyman will do what aligns with his beliefs.

The argument here is related to the red-pill which the thread was created for. Men here should be allowed to bare their mind as it is a contentious issue among those who are purple-pilled. Folks can pick what aligns to their own belief even if they disagree with some. Those who are married and those who aren't are dropping gems based on facts, realities and even unrealistic fantasies. It's open for everyone to learn.
Sure bro but just like the masturbation issue as well as other contentious topics on this thread, at the end, people resulted to name calling, abuses and downright nastiness. In the end, it seemes to me as if niggas just wanted to bare their opinions because no consensus was reached.

Everyone ultimately went their own way.
Celebrities › Re: Daughter Of Bauchi Governor, Fatima Zara Showcases Her Curves In Stunning Photos by luminouz(m): 11:32am On Apr 13, 2021
Beckysexy:
Wow !
Nice shape; just like mine.
Becky becky becky, all this your advert don taya us na... Kuku coman marry me grin
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Requested Money For Her Hair by luminouz(m): 11:26am On Apr 13, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
Lol 500 to 1500. Except you want to go to Lekki barbershops. cheesy
wink wink
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:19am On Apr 13, 2021
If y'all gonna continue talking of this my wife should contribute or not, today...I wont kill myself but will commit suicide. grin


I don taya to dey talk. Dem use argument swear for una? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by luminouz(m): 10:59am On Apr 13, 2021
Bellotelli:
I know where she works, so why the rush. Let me take her by surprise.
Nice one
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Requested Money For Her Hair by luminouz(m): 10:59am On Apr 13, 2021
Thurmieee:
Well for gf if she do normal something better can come out of it. but for the rest......even if they do pass normal they're only for knacks
All the categories are for nacks!!
Romance › Re: My Ex Or My Present Girlfriend by luminouz(m): 3:52am On Apr 13, 2021
Where do these guys get such storylines from? grin

Shiit is funny as hell
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 3:48am On Apr 13, 2021
Pele fine boy grin
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Requested Money For Her Hair by luminouz(m): 3:43am On Apr 13, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
It will depend on the cost of making hair in her locality, and the type of hair she wants to make.

For instance, if you want to make waist-length knotless braids in my locality, depending on the volume you want, you need 10 - 15k.

Regular cornrows (all-back weaving with her natural hair) plus washing - 1k to 2k.

For Ghana weaving 5 - 7k

Normal weave-fixing - 1500 - 3k

If you want to install good crochet locs, then that's almost the price of some human hair weaves 20 - 25k cheesy
Barbing skin or skull nko? How much is that? grin
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Requested Money For Her Hair by luminouz(m): 3:42am On Apr 13, 2021
Thurmieee:
as for me 2-3 k
Forget the redpill sometimes..... there are some things that needs to be done.
He said gf not ashomu nor fwb nor fuckmate
What's the difference among all these categories? undecided
Education › Re: University Of Adultery by luminouz(m): 3:38am On Apr 13, 2021
I like this.

Nice humor
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by luminouz(m): 3:34am On Apr 13, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
He deliberate refused to disclose it because he thought it wasn't necessary until one person quoted him and yabbed him that he's not had sex with her.

And he spilled the beans. He gave in to the mind game.
Lol...for him to come online to create a thread about such stuff meant he ain't so strong mentally.

I mean, till now,I see no point of his thread.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by luminouz(m): 3:32am On Apr 13, 2021
Kayberg:
Good.
Now you know.
Yes I do. Oya credit my account grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by luminouz(m): 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2021
Bellotelli:
That's how a lady approached me yesterday at Jabi mall that I looked exactly like her ex.
And you no collect her number? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by luminouz(m): 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2021
ibrocool:
I can concur to what you said. I've met two people that looked like me. Infact, one of them live in the same local government with me. Whenever people call me by his, I just answer and Waka go my own. Lookalike is called Doppelganger
I have never met anyone who looked like me.

sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by luminouz(m): 11:17pm On Apr 12, 2021
Kayberg:
How could I have been a reincarnation of a Funsho that was never dead?
And by the way, I'm not a child….
Could even be older than the Funsho she might be referring to.
Oh!! Thought the funsho dude died!!

Ok bro. Noted
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by luminouz(m): 11:15pm On Apr 12, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
So you really care so much about these faceless people's validation that you had to announce you've fcked her?

You're not cool.
And what's so special about fucking that he should hide it? grin

He already insinuated as much from all his boastings na
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Apr 12, 2021
Kriss216:
Unfortunately, you're the simp here.


The guy don already know say that girl na street. You're the real Dundee Utd here!
You even tried. I can't even summon the strength to advise him
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by luminouz(m): 11:07pm On Apr 12, 2021
You mean an educated guy who served his fatherland typed all these? shocked


*Sighs*

Where do they find these kinda men lately?

I just taya
Romance › Re: Me And The Female Banker Had Sex During The Movie Date by luminouz(m): 10:43pm On Apr 12, 2021
Draslo:
Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?
I burst out laughing when I read your comment. Why u take that clown so serious though? grin
Crime › Re: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by luminouz(m): 10:31pm On Apr 12, 2021
Valkrie:
Sometime last two years but outside the shores of Nigeria..Jamaica to be precise...
Damn...
Crime › Re: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by luminouz(m): 9:46pm On Apr 12, 2021
Valkrie:
Issue like dis and the level of rage by the man always bothers on paternity fraud or infidelity..Her own even better..a lady gave birth to seven kids for a guy as claimed and always going to disturb the guy in his workplace for money for home keep which eventually made the man's employer to be giving most of his salary to the woman..at the end of the day it was discovered that non of the kids belong to the man...Nah matched the man carry remove the woman head from her body...no time to waste....!!
7 kids? shocked

When did the story happen bro?
Crime › Re: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by luminouz(m): 9:42pm On Apr 12, 2021
SmartPolician:
Women are really suffering in the name of marriage

That's why you see then pushing for feminism today.
See this one... undecided
Crime › Re: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by luminouz(m): 9:40pm On Apr 12, 2021
Nawa o...


Does a man just decide to kill his own wife without any reason? Or is he clinically insane?


Men are endangered species bayi o
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:45pm On Apr 12, 2021
This una debate still dey rage?


Take am easy o. Share responsibility or not, just do what works for you.

There are levels to this pill. Just don't swallow expired ones
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:44pm On Apr 12, 2021
Nawa o... That black american feminist up there quoted the wrong guy. grin grin grin

They can't just read and ignore. E dey pepper Dem wella

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