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Nezzjnr:
Don't really know though

Nawa ooo

Jaqenhghar:
You try. At that point if anybody confronted me I wasnt sure I had the will too clench my fist sef. I was in a daze.... a heartbreak is no joke sha

And you still never learned your lesson?

Always going to every thread doing Captain Save-a-hoe?


When will you learn bro?

Nezzjnr:
The Dude even deactivated..

I don’t know why people don't pay attention to red flags no matter how little it is.

He deactivated?

Why?

SaintAlbert53:
very heart breaking...

she went to Nysc camp, I couldn't reach her after the third day she got there. I tried so many times to connect to her, but all attempts failed.
Finally, her line went through and when i asked her why happened, she confidently told me she gave her phone to someone who needed it urgently.
We talked, laughed and at the end of our conversation, she told me this: Teddy, I am sorry things aren't going as planned before I came here, i am seeing someone else and i really like him so much..

I was speechless and i no cry o but tears dey rust down my eyes..
Then I told her;

Me: Who's this guy?..

Ex: You don't need to know him Teddy, I just want you to know we won't be talking on the phone anymore because he doesn't enjoy me talking to other guys..

Me: Mummy u mean this thing abi na Yahoo format be this?

Ex: Just try and understand, like I told you when we met the first time, I don't like to have anything with my ex-. So, please get someone to love you, i am sure you will be fine in no time. Bye, God bless you.

It was like i was listening to one of John Legend's song until she updated all her social apps dp with the new guy's pic and wrote MY KING..
OH MY GOD.. SIGHHH

This made me smile.

That geh is redpiller to the core

1stHooligan:
She went for NYSC and never looked back. I don't much blame her but I hope she never finds what she's looking for.

She left with a part of me I am trying to get back

You shouldn't have given her that part of you at all.

You made her your world and she took that away.


Never pedestalise a woman. It ends up badly.

There are better women out there for you. Just own ya eyes and you will see.


One love

Romanoff:
Lol. My own ehn.

But the come back was epic.

Yinmu....it wasn't


I still won.

Downey:
I'm sorry l don't send private messages

In that case, I wish you well downey the brilliant polytechnic graduate.

Have a nice one.

Lordcassy and fuckyouall. Please,enough on the masturbation/LGBTQ stuff.

This is strictly Redpill issue. All about Self development and man-to-woman intersexual dynamics.

Please, let's stay on the path

Nezzjnr:
Now I can go wild full time

Yes na...

She talk say 'now I can really be me'? Rara o, let her be luminouz na.


She even said a christian won't do what the guy did? ... And what of her wey cheat? Na muslim she be?


Women matter ehn...she didn't even feel remorseful at all.

Downey:
. Maybe season's most important three points. Not exactly a great day at office but winning is a habit afterall.

Lol...oya now I'm intrigued. Send me a PM.

Downey:
Oga gba gbe yeh ...I'm a graduate from A reputable University and l also attend Polytechnic. See University is overrated. their are many institutions that are better than Nigerian University. A friend of mine Got a Job with ND that pays her 600k a month tell me when your Bsc going to earn you that?

Downey,no let me vex for you oh...


Lunch you no prepare, naso talk talk talk till now, won't I eat dinner too?



N.B: calm down on the University vs polytechnic yarn na. Just make me pounded yam and egusi soup

paddyofboss:
Football field

No mind her

DieRich5:
yeah brother...... too much of everything is bad also everything gat good & bad side
read my post well: it also tells how to overcome Masturbating too
so what wrong wit my post?

Let's not get derailed with masturbation talks bro. Forget the issue

Nezzjnr:


Do you know this thing has a bad medical effect on a man.

Leave that guy abeg and let's not get derailed with masturbation issues. That shiit already took several threads way back. No need reopening it again.

[quote author=Downey post=100537721][/quote]No need.

Just have my breakfast ready.

D6thSense:
Poly education has no relevance to Nigeria's development. Dead in waters and must be buried totally. It has and does not produce quality and practical graduates. They are even lower in respect to their university counterpart.

What a fuqed up lie!!!

Downey:
But l swear, you can't beat me one on one in my field and that's what you failed to know.
Come on guy the different between University and Polytechnic is where you find yourself. I have friends who attend university and they can't beat me in my field.

Which field you liar?

I beat you hands down everytime.

Just Goan make my breakfast jare

Everywhere is so fuqed up.

96ACE:
Thank God for your lives.
Let me use this opportunity to wish everyone a Happy Easter.



Mean while help me differentiate between...

One is an alligator and the other is a crocodile

I guess I'm one of the very few who doesn't even know what masturbation feels like.

The only three times I touch my dick are when I'm washing it or peeing.

The third is fuqin a well oiled pussy.

I just can't understand how masturbation can satisfy a healthy young man.

Mehn. That shiit happened to me but mine was in a jacuzzi o. It was then I knew how possible it was to die from a fall.

How I slipped, I won't ever know but all of a sudden I was struggling to keep my balance and this made it worse. Naso I tumbled out of the jacuzzi,hit my head on the floor oh. This whole scenario took like 5secs. I had bloody scrapes on my scalp and my arms. My head rang like a thousand bells but I managed to hit the side of the head and not the back.i stay alone in that flat. Imagine what could have happened if I fainted or suffer a brain hemorrhage.

I learnt that the best way to survive a fall is to try and protect your head by sheltering it with your arms. Especially the back of the head. Most times when we struggle, we lose more balance and get hurt. Just try to protect the back of your head with your arm,whether falling forward or backward.

AlexReports on the beat again...




Lots of convoluted English and hyping of common pageants.

seanwilliam:
Well in the relationship I’m in right now I’m yet to catch her cheating nor suspected any foul play but I know deep down my heart that she will be ( over 90% chances).
The girl fine no be small
If I catch her, I will just turn her to sex object with my raincoat .. and when I’m done with her , I will dump her for the next îdiot .. even if my wife cheat, I won’t be so bothered .. I go just Dey shake head for her children while I drive her out to her papa’s compound >:

Am I cheating ? Ha me I don’t know o

Lol...contract me make I help you check if she dey cheat na!!!

joyfullyjoyous:
It can be devastating. He cheated with a married woman who lost her child n even the husband's shop in guinea got burnt same year 2020. N the worst part is he wasn't apologetic when I showed him evidence. Also discovered he had about twelve other married women he's sleeping with. I had to run for my life.

Damn...

Send me a PM

Jessepaid:
hehehe...


who else thinks the coming to America 2 movie

is totally blue pilled...


I think they were trying to depict a modern day African King...

by making him (Eddie Murphy) monogamous..
they tried to subtly conceal this by adding a baby mama into the script making it seem like he is polygamous..

and also allowing a female to sit on the throne..
thus silently promoting gender equality against tradition..

with both he and his bastard son pursuing love over ambition..

truth be told western influence in african tradition is breeding weak men everyday.

I think the scene that made me mad was when (Eddie) asked his wife for sex and she turned him down just cus she knew that he couldn't get it elsewhere..
he was lacking the abundance mindset

I know they were trying to make it all fun and hilarious..

but the movie was just bleh bleh bleh..

another point I hated was the mc Donald's and mc dowells saga which proves the point that the typical black man is imitating the white man..

it sucks tho..

The coming to America 2 is just comedy for me and not for serious reflection due to its blue pilled nonsense.

The bastard born rejected his place even though he passed all his crowning tests and loves his people? Why did that happen? He was clearly fit to rule but he just loved that his barber upon one kiss and fled with her to America,only for the girl to tell him they must return back to wakanda or is it thuraya or lapalapa for their wedding? WTF is all that confusion? Dude messed all his shiit up and it still doesn't make sense.

Then, the scene of the queen sending the king out of his own bedroom is nauseating. I have seen such scenes on American movies and didn't understand the basis. How dafuq would I sleep outside my own bedroom in my own house just because my wife is upset and doesn't want me around? Why can't she go and sleep outside then? Can you imagine the Alaafin of Oyo or the Oba of Benin being sent out of his own bedroom for fuq sakes? Or even that flamboyant king of Brunei who uses women as his bodyguards?

Then, it is clearly obvious that no way in hell will that crown Princess and her sisters beat Wesley snipes single handedly.

I still can't find any real life lesson from the movie, I'm sure even naija women will scorn the weakness of these men in the movie. I'm content with the comedy angle because I laughed at some things there.

How is that misogyny?

No be Una culture?


When you get to the elders age, would you complain if you get the lion's share?


You are just pained you never got anything from your sister's bride price.

Nezzjnr:
Yessssss we need to look beyond her past and get married to her

Love is blind you know


Happy Easter bro

Same to you oooh

Sandydayziz:
Bodyguard ke?

Someone to protect you na or u get gun?

Sandydayziz:
Lord have mercy
Well, if you’re planning to visit imo, take a halt for now
Imo citizen had better be vigilant
Can remember when this happen in Benin. It was and still isn’t funny.

Do you need a professional bodyguard?

I could get you one for a fee

Those Benin boiz are very very rough.

Nezzjnr:


This cracked me right here.

And you'll still see some simps saying don't Judge a Woman's past!!!!

Why should you? Just accept her the way she is, that means you love her and you are a REAL MAN

michlins:
Guys this is someone's business. Kindly wish him well and move on but please don't joke about it

Sorry hommie. I never wishes him bad o...



Sorry OP

JustforMen:
wetin women get self wey men men go feed off of?
wetin women get?
over 90 percent of women globally live off men without any catastrophic event happening. is it the miniscule inconsequential few that men are living off?
dont be bragging about what you know is a lie na, ni tori olorun!

Leave her na....Shiloh go soon reach na.