₦airaland Forum

Kayberg:
If that had been true.
I would have known.
I didn't reincarnate.

Deejay1000:
had a small issue yesterday.
invited a girl to my house, its been a while we spoke. so i told her to come see tried to do the do but she nor gree las las sha.
told me that she sees me as a freind bla bla bla.
is there a way i can reverse this ??/

DieRich5:
another simp nigga in my street is gone cus of girl.
story: cult boy warn am mk e leave he ex gf(yes ex) d boy say no can't cus e don spend 4 her so e can't leave her ND now e don leave d earth 4 her, last night 3 shoots on him 4 d girl hux(we all stay in d same street)
funny part: d girl no b he gf again o
take d redpill b4 is too late.

Kayberg:
That was how a lady I never knew before ran into me while I was about to leave a factory and she screamed, "Funsho!"
I was like, "Who is Funsho? Sorry, I'm not Funsho."
She was puzzled and kept staring at me while I walked away.
So people look alike at times.

kowema:
The part where you had to tie your brother rope and lock him up is even further sick for me.
Your brother is an adult, old enough to make his decisions.
If you feel he is off the line, then counsel him accordingly as an elder.

Which one is tieing and locking him up.
You and the church who worst past?.
He could loose his life

scofield114:
i have learnt my lesson i will never be a simp again in my life i was just trying to express what i understand about the redpill im feeling like i hate girls because of this redpill i dont wanna end up as a misogynist because of redpill

5hanklee:
No wonder. Some mumu girls just fasely accused you of rape and went away just like that. You be fuckup guy to be very sincere. Girls accused you of rape, you sleep for cell, e remain small make you enter sanko. Chai!


Boss, you no do well.

scofield114:
its desire and low access to enough pvssy that derive majority of nairaland redpillers to the redpill movement an everage nairaland redpiller is misogynist in disguise. sorry guys if you are poor and ugly then u need redpill to feel fine, but if you are rich or handsome guy u dont need any redpill, as the pvssy will always be at your disposal redpillers are angry with females because they wanna get laid more often and female folks are denying them the opportunity i repeat if you are rich or handsome (most important) u wouldnt waste reading about redpill redpill is all about pussy. i challenge martinex39, dpsychologist, luminouz, ubunja, and the rest to post their pics they cant because they are all ugly and broke ass guys

PrinceMajestic:
I have been dating this girl since 2016 fast forward to 2019 December I stopped hearing from her and unable to reach her only for her to message me in mid 2020 that she has joined the military and start nagging over how I didn't show care enough and normal stupid things girls nag about but in summary we started dating again. This is because she is the only woman I've known to be serious with me in my love life and I very much respect her strict no sex policy. But from her recent activity I am sure she is ready to let me burst that hymen and that can lead to an unwanted bond, she's the only one I consider worthy of a wife material but the main thing is I don't want to marry her because of the military she joined. I know there will be unwanted challenges ahead for me if I marry her, her senior military colleagues might want to act stupid with her so will it be better to just end the affair finally or get her hymen broken having deserve it for my patience over the years or I should just let her go like that with her virginity intact for another man who didn't wait to get it? Is it better to marry her with all the future challenges involved? Or do the thing to her and let her go? Offer advise pls

Obarofrederick:
Mr Luminouz, one of your fan is saying Hello

ABANGWABOI:
Lol...
All this SIMPS sef..
He should pls drink sniper, hang himself, jump a lagoon or stab himself..
No bleeps given..
Na em type dey call Redpill nonsense..
Luminouz My gee.. you dn see am??
Mosdii Abegg come reason am with me..

LucemFerre:
Who’s dagrin? And is he dead?

thaoriginator:
Indomie

chatinent:
Redpilling is an apologist course by people who failed in relationships. Relationship avengers.

ChiefAfonja:
E never tey you start todey listen md if so. But its okay I get it

Tolani1122:
Lolz local boy

chatinent:
Me: Before then, I must be sure we both are marriage-driven.


I really don't know what I'll do if I get a NO.



What about you?

UyaiIncomparabl:
All these waffi girls ehn. I fear who no fear them.

Well sha, Warri no dey carry last.

Immorttal:
Marriage is evil. I dey manage my own with eyes agaped. I ....... getting married, that shit has lived its course. Lotta troubles with women, all of them are same.

illicit:
I think we should find a substitute for knives

Casham:
I am interested in getting married does not mean It should be a big deal for every one. Besides, a sitting commisioner in one of the states in Nigeria is pestering her for marriage right now, but she's not interested. And NO! she doesn't have a child.

Scarfin:
It's your mind and ur conception of my statement that says so.

It was written in simple English.
Non-compartmentalized thought.
No labelling.
Objective.

If you wish that explain the simple English then sorry.
Someone else might do that for you.

greenie77:
No woman? Abi mothers no dey follow their husbands and children go family nudist beaches whey dey abroad? Or some tribes here in Africa whey prefer the "fresh air"!

usj:
well I don't expect you to understand. But I have seen my parents naked, I have seen my brothers and sisters naked. Once I'm home I take everything off, I live alone now. I only wear clothes in the room when I am cold, when someone is visiting or if I want to quickly dash out to get something. There was this Jehovah's witness people always bothering me, one day while naked i invited the lady and her companions in but to my greatest surprise they took to their heels seeing that I was naked.

The wife is not going about naked to outsiders she only does so when she is about bathing or changing into a new clothe, and sometimes rushing into the store/kitchen to pick one or two things

Scarfin:
It's not clear to you because you're accustomed to avoiding thinking.

Draslo:
What's the point? Just yesterday I had to block someone on WhatsApp for sending me a video of three Nigerian kids under 10 performing athreesome. There's almost no way to protect kids these days unless you want them homeschooled.