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Celebrities › Re: Where Is Olajumoke Orisaguna, The Ex Bread Seller? by luminouz(m): 7:35am On Apr 05, 2021

esthel:
You are sure a deadbeat like the man, marriage is not by force. Your type feeds off women and it never ends well for people like you.

Lol....tell all these to the woman whose marriage you ruined by your insipid feminism.

Marriage is not by force and you lots are always the ones in Shiloh, screaming for a man.

Hypocrisy has a name and it's ESTHEL!!!

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Celebrities › Re: 62-year-old Madonna Poses Topless In Age-defying Instagram Pictures by luminouz(m): 1:44am On Apr 05, 2021

We4all:
I highly doubtful if you know the meaning of menopause. It doesn't come as a result of old age. There are women in their 30's already experiencing menopause. So, never use that word to pillory the women folks again.

Your lies will soon kill you.

If menopause ain't the sign of old age, then,I'm the fuqin pope.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Toks 2015 Mercedes Benz CLA250 by luminouz(m): 1:39am On Apr 05, 2021

KingAzubuike:
7M?

I'm offering 6.9M.

Don't fuq my sale up.

What's your say,OP?

Celebrities › Re: Where Is Olajumoke Orisaguna, The Ex Bread Seller? by luminouz(m): 8:52pm On Apr 04, 2021

esthel:
Why blame her for leaving a husband that was never there in the first place, she was in Lagos alone hustling to feed the kids with the man nowhere to be found.
Luck shone on her and he remembered he had a wife, came to join her and was still leeching on her, who won't leave that kind of deadbeat father and husband.

So much pain in your post!!!

I can power a small generator with it for 4 hours.

N.B: Now that Una don scatter her home and her fame, Goan marry her na... undecided

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Romance › Re: I Stumbled On Wedding Pictures Of My Boyfriend On Instagram - Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2021

Haaaaaa

Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2021

blazepascal:
dem send you abi ..oya collect

Romance › Re: Trust Issues, Should I Continue The Relationship? by luminouz(m): 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2021

MISSCONGENIALITY:
LOL. Na those people wey dey use tears travel abroad. They will just shed years and mountains will strat moving for them.

You nailed it.

Happy Easter ma'am

Food › Re: Post Your Easter Food Here Guys, Let's See by luminouz(m): 2:49pm On Apr 04, 2021

Amarahly:
Come join me

You!!!

Been a while

Food › Re: Post Your Easter Food Here Guys, Let's See by luminouz(m): 2:48pm On Apr 04, 2021

See as thread dry like crayfish...

Many of us no cook na...we dey wait for our neighbors...dem just come from church. When they bring me cooler, I go come post am ooooo grin

Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 2:41pm On Apr 04, 2021

blazepascal:
op you be werey ooo

Ohhhhhhh! Must you quote everything to type just that short ass sentence?

If today no be Easter Sunday ehn, I for turn you to red he-goat undecided

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Romance › Re: Trust Issues, Should I Continue The Relationship? by luminouz(m): 2:36pm On Apr 04, 2021

So she bursted into tears and you let her go without checking her WhatsApp huh

Gentlemen, should I tell him?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by luminouz(m): 10:02am On Apr 04, 2021

Holy fart?

grin

Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2021

akindele91:
Revenge is sweat when served hot

Nope. Cold is better.

There is that godforsakenly helpless look in their eyes when they realise how they have been fuqed up.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:26am On Apr 04, 2021

Sharpbend:
thanks you so much luminouz, you've been of immense help since this thread started. I'll forget about that girl.

Spread your tentacles bro. Go out and believe me,you will see better girls.

The girl you are pinning for is collecting Easter dicking as we speak. She may be nice to you but she ain't yours. No need breaking up her relationship to a fellow guy. Just have an abundance mindset and open your mind to new possibilities. You will see that better girls are out there. Have you any idea of how many girls we have in this country? Dem plenty die. High standard girls that don't even have bf plenty. Why? They are looking for high standard dudes like you. I like the fact that you know what you want in a woman. Trust me, there are girls out there for you.

Do these things and you will look back in 3 months time and realise better girls dey out there.

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Romance › Re: Why Would A Girlfriend Do This? by luminouz(m): 2:31am On Apr 04, 2021

Pernotti:
Lol! You're an unfortunate fellow. What's your definition of a simp? I'll take your girlfriend right in front of you. Now I'm trying to understand her motive is why this topic is here.. Not that I'm seeking for help from leeching of any kind... Lol.. Those things are so irrelevant what are you saying bruh... I can give to my male friends without them even asking so WTF!

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:25am On Apr 04, 2021

koms:
Check this out

6 months break from what? She dey travel go Mars?

I always suspect women who use the words 'Real Man'. How dafuq would you know a real man when you are not even a real woman?.

Such words are just to manipulate men into granting you what you want.

N.B:. A girl once told me that a real man spends on his gf, takes care of all her needs and loves her no matter what. My reply was simple 'grab some clay and mould that mudafucker. When you done, marry him. Just invite me to be the MC of that wedding'

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:57am On Apr 04, 2021*

Sharpbend:
Guys please I need answers

I love this particular beautiful girl in my school. I'm in 300 level and she's in 500 level. She seem to be the standard I look for in a girl. We met up and she was all nice and really friendly. I made her laugh all through the time we spent talking that day.

Now the problem is that while she tried to make an explanation while we were talking, she mentioned that she's in a relationship. She talked about what the guy does for a living. I played deaf to that though and didn't reference to it again.

I feel she doesn't love the guy or something. Because all through the time we chatted prior to our meetup, she never mentioned anything about her being in a relationship.

Also, she agreed to meet up with me, she even told me that we should meet up more often.

Now I don't know if I should still press on and snatch her from the said relationship or I should just forget about it.

Would it be right to confess my feelings for her even though I know she's in a relationship?

PS: I have never being in a relationship before not because I didn't have numerous girls throw themselves at me but I'm really high standard and I all of them didn't resonate my interest but this particular girl has been on mind for over 2 years and I have tried getting her out. It has been simply impossible.

You killed me with two sentences in your post.

1. I love this particular girl in my school.

What dafuq is LOVE? Men simply won't get it. When you let your emotions crowd your thinking and think it's love, then you find out,it's just like. Ain't nothing like love. If there is, the thought of another dick slamming her for 2 years while you reminiscence and daydream about her should be enough frustration to make you commit murder(kill the bf) or suicide(kill yourself). So you don't LOVE her.
That is your number one lesson.

2. This particular girl has been on my mind for 2 YEARS(or did you mean 2months?) or what dafuq did I just read?

So for 2 whole years, you never saw any high standard babe but HER? That's kinda weird. Get outside and you will see Tons of women who are higher valued than her.
Why on earth would you wanna snatch her from her man? Shows you are emotionally vulnerable and suffering from oneitis syndrome. It almost never ends well.

N.B: if that babe wants you, you don't need to even say much. It's never up to you bro. If she wants to leave that dude, she will. But then, what makes you think she won't leave you too. If she ain't loyal to her bf, she won't be loyal to you. Get that now so your heart won't literally enter a sharpbend with heartbreak.

Special Announcement:
Going through my gf's phone way back showed me that some men can't be saved. She showed me herself. This girl would practically tell these dudes she has a guy and is not interested in any relationship with them. These hommies won't listen but keep begging. One swore to give her everything she wants. Another said, he was comfortable being the side dude. Yet another advised her to cheat, saying all men cheat, so she should be open to other dicks too. I have read some really miserable shiits in my life and those chats rank among the top 1%. The most annoying ones are those who sends poems and love quotes. I mean, WTF!!! Are you 12? Others will beg and beg and beg and I feel like crying for these dudes. I keep wondering why these dudes can't just see that no woman will ever love or respect a man who BEGS for her love? If she ever agrees to date you, it's to leech you as a plan or option B. Crying and begging a woman shows you overpriced her above your own value and while that will soothe her ego, it will lessen yours and make you look weak. Women don't love weak men,no matter how much they scream about wanting a gentleman.

I had to hand over the phone to her because I couldn't even stomach the chats anymore. It was that bad I swear. I don't understand why a man will willingly degrade himself like that. I don talk Taya but it seems some men have blocked inner ears or diaphragm or vocal cord or cerebrum. They won't ever listen to you and even after being burnt, they still have that perfect love BS mentality in their brains.

Today is a new week. Make I just no vex biko. Happy Easter Pillers. Do please endeavour to share food for your male friends and neighbors. Many are going through hell but afraid of being looked down upon as a beggar. Nobody dey reason men matter, so let's help one another. Share the love y'all

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Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Apr 03, 2021

tosaino95:
God knows i will surely love it if you bleep his sister.

Yinmu.

Did God send you message?

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Romance › Re: Why Would A Girlfriend Do This? by luminouz(m): 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2021

Pernotti:
You're a crazy mad man. I can't even unleash any useless hell on my friend if he admires my watch, collects it and wears it... not to talk of a girl I'm interested in. You're foolish.

You are beyond help at this stage.

The worst simp is that who refuses to change despite suffering the aftereffects of simphood.

Nazgul already advised you and you think because you are 6ft plus,your respect is intact? You think women respect you cuz you are tall? Lmaoooo. You are one Easter egg clown.

No wonder you came here to ask for help on how to stop hungry leeches from sucking you dry. You absolutely lack the spine to tell them yourself and that, my friend is a simp.

Have a lovely Easter

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Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of This Simp Of A Guy by luminouz(m): 10:30pm On Apr 03, 2021

orohbiro:
There is a guy I met last week at a keke who paid my tfair and beg me to have my number he send me money to subscribe that same day at night when he called, he has barbing saloon for males and females, he took me out for shopping 3days ago which cost him almost 50k, bug I don't like him I have a fiancée already and I pity him cause he us just a saloon owner I want to get rid if him cause dey call me miss expensive in school, I don't think he can cope with me cause I will wreck him. pls advise me on how do dump this guy is ugliness is out of this world.

Such a badly cooked lie....

undecided

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by luminouz(m): 10:26pm On Apr 03, 2021

Nice

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:39pm On Apr 03, 2021

Jessepaid:
hehehe...

not my business bro...

she started following clients home like a month into the job...

she brought her makeup bag to work and sprayed perfume three to six times daily...

one mumu Nscdc officer even use to cook and bring for her..

one married man would go to the market to buy her fruits including airtime...

some gave cash too...

Daaaaammmmnnnnnnn!!!

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Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 11:55am On Apr 03, 2021

Warlord2014:
do you want to call 911 on that?

Yes darling

Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 11:54am On Apr 03, 2021

CheedyJ:
You wan break him jaw

Beat him red and green

Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 11:53am On Apr 03, 2021

Signum:
If you quote me again I will beat the hell out of you. Mr. Hater like you.

Lubbish

Nice nice darling.

Let the hate flow through you. I need all the hate I can get

Romance › Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 10:43am On Apr 03, 2021

Warlord2014:
okay na

Must you quote everything huh

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Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Sent 100k To My Girlfriend's Dad Account by luminouz(m): 10:34am On Apr 03, 2021

Huge lies. undecided

Very gross Intel!!! grin

Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 10:30am On Apr 03, 2021

Signum:
Do you have another job aside quoting people on nairaland upandan?

Na u dey hate oo.. intact, ur hating, sentimental, biased and you don't accept the truth.

Stop talking. I don't need your mouth,just your hate!!!

Damn!! It's so delicious. All your posts on NL follow the same rude and hateful pattern. Where have you been all my life? grin

You are one smooth ball of hate, you could power my appliances for years.

Come here babe,time to put your life to work

Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 10:24am On Apr 03, 2021

Signum:
Mitchewww, bleep off jareh.

Nope, I still won't.

Lemme harvest your hate na abeg... It's so pure and won't need further refining.

I want your hate!!! undecided

Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 4:13am On Apr 03, 2021

Signum:
Sentiment will always make u people to see road finish yet na bush una dey follow. Who said I don't like him? And who cares the noise he makes in the name of singing? I think it's ur brain that is strained when ur trying to quote me.

Pls Bleep off!

No, I won't bleep off. If you don't care about him, all the hate in your words won't be so glaring.

Come to me babe,lemme harvest your hate and power my house with it. Should last me a week.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:40pm On Apr 02, 2021

FORWARDEVERLY:
Lol.. Bro I always look forward to your comments here .
You are just my kind of dude, Zero chills and Savage to the core..
Personally, I don't allow a girl come to a date with me with another her friend, I spell it out to the girl that it would be only me and her, if she doesn't want it that way, I call it off..
When a new girl you are still asking out comes to a date with a friend, you hardly have a good discussion with her coz of a third party.. it is a no no for me..

You are very right. It's a fuqin red flag

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Romance › Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by luminouz(m): 6:35pm On Apr 02, 2021

Since you are a Shrek, what else do you want us to advice you on?

You already said you don't deserve her na

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