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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:16pm On Apr 02, 2021
SOZINN:
If she doesn't spend on you. You are not worth it.
Forget her lies about her financial incapability.
WOMEN HAVE MONEY.
Sorry but I don agree with the last line,unless she is a bonafide worker or a business woman. Most women are just managing. What we should look out for is whether she is generous or stingy.
Jokes Etc › Re: April Fool Day: The Greatest Prank You Orchestrated Or Was A Victim Of? by luminouz(m): 3:21pm On Apr 02, 2021
EmeraldHash:
It has been a while I spoke with my junior sister. She is a student of Jos and this morning around some minutes to 6 am. She flashed me and I called back and she told me she has won a scholarship worth 600k yearly. I was excited and even asking her why she didn't inform me earlier so that I could register. Then she now told me it was April fool. I just cut the call, I was pained small
Nice.

Long throat wan go apply too
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Bought His Father A Bentley After Seeing Him Admiring The Car by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On Apr 02, 2021
orohbiro:
Don't go and train for your next fight be chasing clout up and down must u carry everything to social media I have done more for my parents but I won't online to post it for guys to praise me
Lies lies


You already announced your fake gifts na
Travel › Re: John Abolarinwa, Ebiakpo Chapele Names Of Pilots On Missing Nigeria Airforce Jet by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Apr 02, 2021
Two southerners
Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 11:08am On Apr 02, 2021
Signum:
Music is not ur call. Dancing is.

Goan have a dance concerts I will pay to watch you.. but music? Leave am for ur brother KingRudy.
It's not that bad na...


'Odo, Grow Old, Eh Lo and Follow my Lead' ain't so bad


You just don't like him and the thing is he doesn't care, so why should you stress yourself on that??
Music/Radio › Re: Mr P Releases 'The Prodigal' Album by luminouz(m): 10:54am On Apr 02, 2021
Havertz10:
Paul is the only one passionate about music with talent, Peter na genetic leech, from birth he has been milking Paul's abilities.
Damn...all for a dude you doesn't even know you?


So much hate.

Lemme harvest your hate to power my house for a week. wink
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:06am On Apr 02, 2021
LIVINGICON:
What about when you take an advice from your mother about a woman?

That should be the caveat. My mother is a redpilled woman.
Your last sentence is somehow true. My first redpill lesson came from my mum. She taught all her boys.

The first? True when she talks about behavioural patterns. We never agree on body type though. I too love girls with huge ass and she doesn't.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:01am On Apr 02, 2021
fattprince:
Something incredible happened oh. I and some people were talking about mothers and wives stuff. I was so insulted, guess my crime? I said I can't put my wife over my mother. I even still made it clear that I'm not saying I would put my mom I've my wife oh. I just can't put my wife over my mom. They were just so pained. Well I can excuse the females because its their sopistic or what's it called nature to go with what's right for them but its the stupid boy supporting them that is surprising.
Okay I was given this silly instance of my mom and wife are sick they both need 10 million each and I've got 10 million. what will I do? I said I will share it into 2 my family should look for the balance for my mom while her family should look for my wife's balance too. They almost stoned me to death. He was now like what if I paid for my mom and my mom now dies the following year. I said okay that's true but what if I pay for my wife and she leaves me. Guess what the idiot said? "are you praying for your wife to leave you". The stupid boy is living in fantasy island of unicorns. He said if his mom should abuse his wife he will delete her number straight. Then I told him or that's very okay but what will you do if it was other way round. He said he will treat her Bleep up. I asked how he said he can tell us but your dumbass can tell us how you will treat your mom's Bleep up. My only regret was trying to talk sense into him in the midst of females. I mean I should have shut the fvck up. I should I tell you that every time I bring about this logical question they result to insults without countering the argument with any iota of sense.
I thought we were getting somewhere until yesterday. I'm giving up on men especially stupid U20 they are giving birth to nowadays.
Don't blame that dude. His nutsack is so full, he would say anything so the girls would pity him and help him empty his load.

He won't say the same shit after Cumming like 3 times.

The truth comes when a man cums
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:47am On Apr 02, 2021
Ilekokonit:
I remember some years ago, I met this Unilag girl and once she started playing hard to get, I deleted her number (which I do for all women who play hard to get). Fast forward to 2 weeks later a strange number called me and since i don't memorize any numbers, I said who is this and she mentioned her name. Short story, she agreed to go on another date and on reaching Unilags Moremi Hall she came inside the car with her friend.

We got to Mr Biggs around Adekunle bus stop and I ordered food for 3 of us and to my surprise, they asked that their own should be packed as take away. I didn't talk and kept eating my food.

Once I finished my food, I got up and took their food packs away from them and gave the 2 packs to the male and female security guards at Mr Biggs and i mentioned so the Unilag girls could hear that these 2 guards are more useful than you 2.

Why would they think they can use me as a driver who will also buy them food and they don't have time to sit down and eat the meal with me. !!!

I left Mr Biggs and walked fast to my car, started the car, drove close to them and flung their lecture notes out of my car window onto the street and from my rear view mirror, I saw them pick up their notebooks from the floor and board an Okada to go back to Unilag. What nonsense especially seeing that I had deleted her number earlier but the freeloader decided to call me when she was hungry, brought her freeloading friend in tow and then decides not to have 5 minutes to spend with me eating her food huh? She must have thought her presence in my car alone was enough reward for me. The stupid cow.

I'm sure that after I snatched the food bags I earlier bought them from them and handed it to the security guards, threw their lecture notes out of my car window and drove off leaving them to pick their notes from the floor and clamber onto an Okada with hungry stomachs, they will think twice before taking another man for granted.
You made me smile reading your post.

Now, there is a man like me. Very real and raw. No nonsense taker.

I shared on NL how one girl brought her two friends and started ordering. Mudafuckers couldn't even sit in one place to chat with me. They were so intent on eating. I told myself that my ancestors will castrate me for life if these FFOs eat my food just like that. I let them order finish, one hungry Mofo already started picking up the dodo on the rice to eat. I winked at the security guy and made off like I was going to the bathroom. The eatery is structured that you can get out using a back door. I tipped the guard and disappeared. My bike already got home when my phone started ringing. Mudafuckers didn't have any money,even their own tfare on them.

They washed plates till closing time. The verbal abuses they suffered should teach them a lesson.The hungry ones almost finished half of the food, waiting for luminouz to come out of the toilet and pay. grin

Pay ko.... Pay as you Eat(P. A.Y.E) ni grin cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:12pm On Apr 01, 2021
ThiagoKid:
grin grin

Few days ago, a struggling man opened the book of lamentation 4 vs 9 about his wife. He opened a saloon shop for her and, equipped them with top-notch accoutrements. She was performing excellently well and, business booming.

She informed her husband that she will be going to her home town to pay a short visit to her parents and he had no issue with that, even, saying he will be going with her but to his chagrin, she objected.

He was shocked to the bone-marrow.
She left for her village and, the her husband followed her, unknown to her.

Now, we are getting to the crux of the matter grin

The moment she sighted him in her village, she became tensed and rebuked him. Blah blah theidksjgdhsjjdsj...

What he noticed was that, he wasn't allowed to go out by his wife parents. He was perturbed.
On Sunday, They all went to church, leaving him behind. He went to locate a beer parlor, settled down, ordered drinks for everyone there.

Fortunately for him, a guy recognised him there. The guy greeted him and, congratulated him on the house he was building. He was lost, but played along. He bought more drinks for the particular guy and the guy started talking non-stop grin

The guy talked about how his wife is building a house nearby and lots more. The man was shocked and he bought more drinks for the said guy. The guy talked, talked, and talked. The guy took the man to the site where the his said wife was building a house.
He inspected it, gave the guy some few bucks, and went back to his "prison".

The man played along as if he had heard and, seen nothing.
He went back to the city the following mornin. when his wife came back from her village, he sent her packing straight up!

... And she said alotta things.
Your last sentence means what? What else did she say?
Health › Re: Taraba: Man Commits Suicide Over Fiance’es Reunion With Her Ex-Lover by luminouz(m): 12:22pm On Apr 01, 2021
JovialJune:
This is true love, he died for love, how many men can do that?
Lmaoooo

You such a clown.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Gets Celebrated By His 2 Girlfriends On His Birthday by luminouz(m): 8:59am On Apr 01, 2021
doggedfighter:
He pays them well

If everyone is getting her share , and well taken care of, the dick can be shared.

It's just a dick ! grin grin grin
Hmmm
Romance › Re: Would You Honor The Wedding Invitation Of Your Ex? by luminouz(m): 1:57am On Apr 01, 2021
Yewandequeen:
i c u
I c u 2 sis grin
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Is A Sex Addict, NL HELP ME!!! by luminouz(m): 10:59pm On Mar 31, 2021
This is the 1millionth post of this topic on nairaland...


Very boring
Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by luminouz(m): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2021
None was funny
Romance › Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by luminouz(m): 10:34pm On Mar 31, 2021
Ruthymoon:
I love it how can i find someone like him pls, and nobody should judge me , when a woman is living with a dried wood in human form, I want to be cuddle like dis
I'm here. I charge 50 dollars an hour.

Pussy means nothing to me, where money is concerned. So you don't need to worry about my professional conduct.


Send a PM,if you can afford my fees.


N.B: I get free food anytime I'm with you. Can't cuddle on empty stomach.
Romance › Re: Would You Honor The Wedding Invitation Of Your Ex? by luminouz(m):
No

I wish them well and move on. Going to her wedding is a bit overkill. Most times,it's done to spite the old boyfriend, especially if the new is kinda more 'enriched'. grin
Romance › Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by luminouz(m): 10:15pm On Mar 31, 2021
Wahala dey for obodo oyinbo o

See what Western men are reduced to.

Nawa oooo

Can't she hug a teddy bear with heater inside ni? Shebi it's to warm her up or am I wrong grin

Food › Re: Antelope Killed Today For Easter by luminouz(m): 9:20pm On Mar 31, 2021
iramure:
One of the most tasteless meat I've eaten in my life.
U ate the human one.

The real natural ones are sweet.
Food › Re: Antelope Killed Today For Easter by luminouz(m): 9:17pm On Mar 31, 2021
Would love to catch it alive and raise a herd of it.


My own personal bushmeat farm.


That female antelope can be crossbred with some aboki goats
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ever Been Offered A Job That You Rejected By Email? by luminouz(m): 8:47pm On Mar 31, 2021
Angy55:
Look at this monitoring spirit grin
Yen yen yen...


Big mouth.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ever Been Offered A Job That You Rejected By Email? by luminouz(m): 8:18pm On Mar 31, 2021
Angy55:
Yes.

I resumed that day, and when I got home I sent a mail stating the reason why I can't continue with them.

The distance and meagre pay. Even when I politely asked for accommodation the Management was just focused on me meeting target.
Yinmu...


You ran away because you like money too much grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2021
Emmynator:
Well, I would only voluntarily give my sit to elderly people.
And heavily pregnant women.

I will have to grow out of my non-confrontational attitude, I try to avoid troubles and stress as much as possible.
Lol...I also consider sick people too.

On the attitude part? Well, please try to talk out once in a while because people tend to take you for granted if they know you won't say anything or retaliate.

It's just how humans are. Hell, even animals too
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:22pm On Mar 31, 2021
angelfallz:
Is that what I would have done? yes. Keeping quiet only encourages such behaviour to continue in the future, and your sons would suffer for it.
The guy already stood up to the woman by refusing to obey her foolish rule. All the guy needed was back up and support, which obviously didn't come.
Nice.
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by luminouz(m): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2021
Harmony92:
yes cry come even dey shy join.
Wow.... Can you pound yam and make melon seed soup?

wink wink
Education › Re: Francis Ogbonnaya Otunta Dies In A Car Accident (Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:04pm On Mar 31, 2021
ceeceeco:
How can a man have the guts to demote some professors, that's an insult, shame & disgrace in the highest order. He stepped on so many toes & expected men to be asleep. His ignorance was what killed him. He was so careless with his decisions/actions! Him no know say men dey & say power pass power. Iam happy for the new V.C Professor Maduebibisi Ofo Iwe, a professor of food science, & a native of Umunneochi L.G.A. With this new V.C there's hope. His brother's son is married to my elder sister. God is just so wonderful. Congratulations Professor Iwe.
Nawa o...you were happy he died and also happy you have access to the new VC through your elder sister.

Just take it easy bro
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:55am On Mar 31, 2021
Emmynator:
You are right, i get your point really.

"evil prevails when good men do nothing".

I normally have a non-confrontational attitude, that why i say i MAY.
I wont try to defend myself because i know your point is as valid as valid can be.
I get your point on the attitude part.

I can be confrontational when I need to be and that CDS dame is in for a rude awakening. Maybe not now,but soon. I have never been told to stand up so a girl can seat down in my life. When I give up my seat,it's usually for elderly people.

Being told to stand up so some lazy ass latecomers could seat down because they are women, really came across very wrong on every level.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:31am On Mar 31, 2021
Emmynator:
Something happened in my nysc CDS meetings today. Looking back its just funny.
We were to have debate and most people were chosing gender equality as topics to be debate on.
Then the CDS officer, started saying she observed that men are sitting down while ladies are standing, that its not right. So she started asking guys to stand up so the ladies could sit.
She asked one guy and the guy refused, saying he came early so he could get a seat,so he shouldn't relinquish his seat to someone who came late. That's how the CDS started hyperventilating that if he cannot abide by her rules, he should leave the cds meeting.

While many will advocate for gender equality in the debates, that scenario exposed that if there is anything unequal, its the treatment meted out on men. Ladies who should come early to get seats will come late expecting guys who came early to give sits to them. SMH.

I was annoyed by the events today, I may even stand to debate that gender equality cannot/should not be achieved.
I have one question, why didn't you challenge the CDS officer on her BS? Why did no man there talk, especially you a fellow redpiller? This is an occasion where your voice should be heard. In my platoon back then, no officer would say such and any male corper would obey. We were very very very stubborn.

You even said you MAY not WILL, stand to debate? If you really wanted a change, then let such start with you by doing something,not just merely reporting back to us here on the issue bro.

My humble opinion. If we want a change, then we must be ready to walk/work our talk.

One love
Education › Re: Francis Ogbonnaya Otunta Dies In A Car Accident (Photos) by luminouz(m): 8:31pm On Mar 30, 2021
An accident on a seemingly empty road?

Please check for bullet wounds or car tampering.



I may be wrong sha
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by luminouz(m): 4:21pm On Mar 30, 2021
Harmony92:
Some names have a way of sticking to their bearers life style cry till today I still ask my parents y dey named me Endurance huh Cos am too quiet n calm for my liking n people are taking advantage of it embarassed
Really?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:34am On Mar 30, 2021
Miracood2:
I was without a gf through out last semester..

I also stayed in new environment/Lodge throughout the semester...

Reasons why I didn't strive for a gf was because. TRP teaches us to improve ourselves to be a better man. (I feel I'm broke to get the type of girls of my taste and I'm also broke to get the type of things I personally want) so I've been working and hustling low-key to make some money..

The problem now, is that my new roommate.. thinks of himself to be a fine boy with game. And a Slayer of all puccies..

While in reality, I observed that he has only one tall lanky lazy gf.. that's also lazy in bed.

Now.. he's beginning to think of me as less a guy, or a guy without game. And I hate that tag. (Although I think of all his talks as dust, and his game as wacky because I have the exposure to ask and date more beautiful girls than he'll ever because of my exposure of TRP)

But I want to know if it will be a simpish or beta behavior to get myself a new GF Just to clear his doubts..
Your post is funny. Are you sure it's not accumulated konji wey dey worry you? grin wink

Why? Because you don't need to give a fuq about his opinion na. Besides, wetin come concern us with his 'wacky' bed game and poor dating skills. It sounded like you jealous and trying to pull another nigha down cuz of pussy.

If you are hõrny,get a gf. If you ain't, no point to prove. Be yourself hommie
Romance › Re: Redpiller: I Agree with Amaechi that Women are more intelligent. by luminouz(m): 10:25pm On Mar 29, 2021
TheVictim01:
You might be be wise and knowledgeable enough to see through his assertions, but not all that saw that gibberish.
Oh you meant amaechi? Dude is clearly appealing to women votes or support for something. That much is clear for all to see. If it comes to the case of his sister inheriting all their father's properties or stuff like that, I'm sure he won't find that intelligent.

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