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How can someone choose 22 brains as his moniker and yet is displaying signs of -273k level brain power.



Is what you are supposed to do not obvious from the write-up?

These fake stories are getting very annoying.

skyreaper:
Bro, you seem like a good man and normally I will usually read post like this and get one or two points from commentary then move to the next but I'll share my quarter. To be truthful, she may like you and she's only with you because you are the next available guy for marriage to her, that guy she calls and talk to everyday is who she really love. Forget the sacrifice you think she has done for you and even if she has had sex with you or you even disvirgined her or she bought things for your future home, it doesn't mean a thing to her. You are probably a relationship she's waiting to fall apart. Its just like a lady I did everything for, spent on, made comfortable but she has a friend that is always telling her, I'm only spoiling her to get under her pants, im too nice to her because that's how people pretend, nice people eventually change in marriage, she may even say you were pretending before and it's now she knew your attitude, thank God she didn't rush into marriage. Now whatever you do, she's only seeing the ulterior motive, the guy is probably brain washing her and using her to pass time, she went out with him on a special occasion and she lied about it to you is enough sign for you. Pls move on, she doesn't feel the same thing again and the truth is she never felt anything from the start. Pls if the second lady is someone you like, give the relationship a chance and trust me, she will use this second lady as another reason to break up with you that you were cheating on her that u were only seeing what you are doing.

All she's looking for now is a reason to break up with you without becoming her fault.

Pls if you are looking for a long term relationship with a lady, let her be the one to want you, let her be the one to want marriage, don't force it down her throat. Make sure you likes you with no reason and be wary of ladies that has lots of female friends or a lady that has a guy they call their best friend and pls don't date kids, its not about age, make sure the lady is matured in the mind.

God bless, you don't need to thank me, I look forward to your marriage post with someone that deserves you

Nice advice!!!

lordswill03:
I had exactly similar experience! Now I'm married to her.... Alot to tell you but then can't type here. If you can send me a chat on 08038322116

This is bullshiit...


Why not tell him here, so all of us can learn form your wisdom?

Beze992:
OP I think you should just move on, she doesn't love you. That a bit blunt, I know, but believe me no lady that loves her man would not want to settle a difference or refrain from calling him for two weeks if there's no one else somewhere that provides her emotional needs, except of course you did something grevious to her. Same thing is applicable to a man.
That being said, I have noticed that in a twisted way most men seem to value women that stresses them . It's really baffling, when they see the loyal ones that never tries to manipulate them, they tend to take those ones for granted.

Your last paragraph is specifically made for women,not men.

SirWarlock:
I don't know about that but if they're to close higher institutions it would be AAU not UNIBEN.

Sure...AAU is state owned

SirWarlock:
AAU if included

I don't get you!


Is AAU included?

Higher institutions included

All I see are primary and secondary Schools

Nice one.


Feminists will disagree


Zzor...get ur hairy ass in here

kenzysmith:
Forget joke o this mercy body like wetin go smell

Shatap!!!

FRANKOSKI:
oops you got it wrong.I mean we're like minds and we can get along like Ikechukwu & Banky in wedding party movie
oops you got it wrong.I mean we're like minds and we can get along like Ikechukwu & Banky in wedding party movie

K

FRANKOSKI:
see a doctor and make sure you ain't suffering from erectile dysfunction.

K

Thought they said this couple don separate oh


NL sef carry the news then

lkillbrokehoes:
I dated two akwa ibom girls in Abuja back then, they were good, have a nice skin and body and they were both nymph, but one thing I observe was that they were jealous, the first one I dated was so obsessed with me and clingy, and I find that too embarrassing, she once told me told me that if I she ever see me with any woman she's going to do something bad, I don't know how I excaped that relationship but I thank God for my life, the second one wasn't that clingy though and too obsessed like the first one, we both met at Nmandi Azikiwe airport and started discussing, we were both heading to the same place(Lagos precisely) and luckily we sat close to each other, so that's how everything started from meeting her at the airport to becoming lovers

she have a huge sense of humour, intelligent and well versed about everything, Lolz I was shocked she knows some things i didn't, I always thought Naija girls were not into current affairs and things happening all over the world, she proved me wrong. perhaps. maybe she isn't like some girls or the girls have dated before her because they weren't that sound when it comes to current affairs and lotsa things happening all over the world, within 3 hours we have known each other so well, the next day she came to my place, we went to the cinemas and some exotic places,


that same day we had a great sex, damn! she was so good in bed like kilode, her sexual prowess was next to none, goddamn! I don't want to type epistle not really a fan of that, but she was so good and better than the first, the only reason why we separated was because she wasn't trustworthy, she had a boyfriend she was having sex with and she was still having sex with me too; before we dated she told me she was single but few months into the relationship I noticed that she was always chatting with someone, any time she's around and I take her phone she quickly grab it from me telling me that I should respect her privacy...


so one day like that when she got to the bathroom to take her bath, something was telling me she was seeing someone else or perhaps, she have a sugar daddy, I quickly took her phone from the corner she was charging it and went straight to her whatsapp messages,



what I found my people was unbelievable, she was chatting with this good looking guy and I presume it's her boyfriend that lives in lagos, she sent videos of her naked self and pictures to him and I was so dumbfounded, when she came out of the bathroom I confronted her and she started crying and begging me, to think with all I did for her she was still cheating on me, she later told me the truth that, he's her boyfriend and they have been together for 3 years but when we met she fell in love with me, can you see how confused and evil some girls are? that day we broke our 5 month old relationship, she told me she was going to break up with her boyfriend but still my heart was shattered, I told her to leave my house immediately before I do something drastic, so that was how it ended. it was actually one of my best relationship back then which I never thought it won't last that long.

Awwwnnnnnn...

Is that how you got your moniker,mudafucker?

Emmamay10:
The postgraduate students are not captured in this circular.what happened?

You are captured, bro!!

Just goan get enough money for data

virginprincess:
Good evening nairalanders, pls i need advise, my counsin sister who is just 22 is demanding to live alone (she wants to move out of her father's house), but her parents disagreed with her decision.

This has brought a whole lot of confusion, because she is very serious with her decision and her parents (especially her mom) is totally against it.

Pls as a sister, what advise can i give to her, should i support her or i should advise her against it? and what are the of dangers living alone as a female?

Modified: My counsin is not a prostitue, I might not entirely know the reason she wants to live alone, but i'm sure her num1 major reason is noise, she is a very calm person who loves being alone, but since they are much in the house she doesn't have such opportuity, pls she's not a hoe, my question is what are the dangers of living alone as a lady?.

She should leave alone.

Give her my number too in case she gets lonesome.

21cents:
so right..

both genders are the prize but ladies have a very short limited window and thus, they being the prize is only shortlived. Men are the real prize! agreeing otherwise is pure delusion.

My fine elder sis at 34 with 2 kids..

here's what I discovered:
-Her shakara don end
-her partner is tired of fuçking her since like 8yrs ago and now living with his first wife.
-Youthfulness window is over
-Males validation on social media has greatly diminished since she was 30. nobody gives AF anymore lol.


so as a man, your life is just getting started at 34. while you were busy working on yourself building your empire, and while her beauty which is her topmost asset to hook up a man of great values diminishes fast, Theres trouble brewing for her in a decade if she fails to improve herself in areas that'd fetch her income. the man will definitely get tired of fuçking her at most 3-4yrs and he'd start showing his true colors.

Your elder sis must be lonely. I promise to be gentle.

Give her my number

oyolohi:
Oh! Dear men, do not be fooled by a woman's investment in a relationship! I repeat, do not.

A woman who invests in a relationship is highly dangerous. These kinds of women are capable of seeing a lifetime into the future while the man sees only a few years ahead.

Recently, my friend's good friend passed away. His wife was the kind who invested in relationships. Her husband went up the ladder and passed away as a multimillionaire. After his death, I noticed that there were no family members and friends! That was strange for a man of such status.

I was shocked the day I heard that his wife went against their family doctor's advise when the man was ill --something that cost the guys life. This young, healthy man died like a goat. He was fooled by his wife's investment in the relationship (Which of course, yielded profits for her --the sole aim of investment!)

Enchanted by her investments when they were younger, this man deserted his family and friend. As soon as he died, the woman took over everything. I was in denial of what went into play --only to later hear that the woman sent away the man's one nephew who was living with them shortly after his burial. This lady returned home barely 2 days after putting the guy in the hole, she left her husband's village; contrary to their custom/tradition. It is all her and her kids as I speak. She've sent away the "outsider" (her late husband's nephew).

She's still young and ready to mingle.
I find it hard to bring myself to think: what if her late husband's 2 kids aren't even his owing to the kind of paternity fraud perpetrated by some Nigerian women?

Women do not freely give, a woman will most likely invest in a guy with a brighter future (financially or whatever ways). While this isn't a general rule, I think I've seen and said enough. Begin to take note of such relationships and tell me your findings.
Even if the guy has no obvious bright future, believe me, for 'mere' companionship, provision and protection when she becomes old and 'expired.' is investment with good return. Same reason while you'll hardly see very young girls investing in a relationship: proof me wrong.


Remember, the sole aim of a woman's investment in you is profit --even at the expense of your life. Be warned!

You have a point and no man worthy of his balls would drive away friends and family for his wife. It makes no logical sense.

Have you seen cats before and the way they behave? Then,maybe,just maybe,you will understand the nature of women. They are vain creatures. It's always about them

okrikaboi:
A woman is truly in love with you when she has invested more into the delusion that both of you would be together forever. A girl that invests her money into a relationship, her time, emotions, committment and a lot of sexual fetishes will not leave you easily. They will always be the ones to beg, they are usually the type that commits suicide when you break up with them.
I have a simp friend, his girlfriend is always on and off with him and she controls the relationship I wanted to show him how it is done plus I was already tired of my girl... A really loyal woman makes me sick urgh__ Nasty C
I brought up a discussion one thing led to another and I called it off, come and see calls and text messages my friend was getting emotional o, telling me to beg her and take her back, damn, coming from a guy that his girlfriend calls off their relationship every 3 months to get some space (worse he has never seen her pants) nigga says he'd hate a girl if he gets laid, okay. My girl's sister later called that my girl wants to commit suicide, men I thought it was a joke till she sent me a video of my girl holding sniper bottle and telling me she would love me even in death Omo fear catch me, as for my guy he almost fainted. We are still together though I pity her she might still get heart broken cuz I'mma end up marrying a 17 year old reserved girl when I'm ready. I would settle her my own way. During that period I did not even have knowledge of the redpill I was just "catching cruise" but boy was I in control guess hip hop was my inspiration back then but I'm doing much better now. Till today my frien is a simp. Some simps will never change

So how are you different from your friend?

If you can't recognise that your own gf used the act of toxic manipulation to get you back, then you are never gonna leave her.

You think that geh would have taken sniper for you? Lmaoooo....that fact that her friend called you and they showed her holding sniper is the proof I need. How I know? No one who wants to commit suicide would call you and show you shiit. They do it on their own nonetheless. i know They planned it together and now you have lost the game. She now knows your weakness is tears and sniper bottle and she would still misbehave, mark my words. Women specialise in manipulation and once she knows she can beg and you take her back,under threat of suicide, she would continue to misbehave and do as she wants. I have seen this many many many mudafucking many times.

Manipulative girls are my favourite. They are highly emotional and given to drama. Just starve them of that drama and they either become tame or run away from you.

N.B: if I were in your shoes, I would never pick her calls,her friend's,her family's and won't even read their texts. And I say this with confidence, she would never drink that sniper.

But now,she owns you but you don't know it yet cuz you are too busy calling your friend a simp

Queenlovely:
what stupid money are you hussling that you cannot keep an eye on a woman you left at home?

have you noticed it is the rich men who are falling victim to this paternity fraud thing.

poor men plant their seed and watch it grow, and can predict with accuracy when the baby will arrive.

no matter how weak they are they are there to service their pregnant wife to ease safe delivery.

my sixth sense is telling me this paternity fraud thing has been hijacked by doctors to sell their products. and to do DNA test.

afterall if our Endsars protest can be hijacked, anything can be hijacked

Chai...

How is your post making sense bayi?

Lyrics269:
Will it last

Why not?

They don't tolerate corruption like Nigeria na

Angelfrost:
As in... That picture got me shocked speechless!!!

Like wtf?!!... Not even an iota of resemblance!!!

Not one...not even only the colour...even the facial features

Kuns84:
Dude, that's the law in the US. Once you sign that birth certificate, you are financially responsible for that child whether or not it is yours.

Even after it has been confirmed not be mine?

There is no way I'd obey that law, not in this universe.

I'd rather go to jail instead.

That is the height of injustice

mattfeuter:
Baba you dey here lol

I dey o....

fabulous85:
not really, if he signed the birth certificate he will still pay child support on the baby till she is 18. unless he gets a good lawyer to get him out of the mess

Even if he signs death certificate, once it's confirmed the baby is not his, why pay child support again?


Which nonsense law be that?

Roseey0:
Option 1
People donating egg or sperm dont claim ownership of a child. Fatherhood goes beyond DNA.

Why is she telling you now?
Because things are not going well for her spouse.
She is mad.
Let her carry her cross. If she was a President's wife, will she remember to tell you?

See yourself as a sperm donor.Noting more.
The boy already has a father who has been going all out to take care of him not minding his current circumstance. I repeat, you are not his father. You only donated sperm. Focus on your family and the children who You father.

Please tell your wife the story first before she hear it outside. Cut that ex off totally.

Option 2
Blood is thicker than water.
If she is saying she can't take care of the child any longer, you can offer to bring him into your home and raise him completely.
No attachee or child support thingy.
Just hand over pikin to you and you raise him. If Not, make she carry her cross. Wash your hand comlt. You have done your part

From a woman? This is quite logical.

Nice one

Seandisputed:
If her husband didn't lose his job, she wouldn't let you know the boy's yours. She's looking for an escape route using the boy as a medium.
The husband was established already as a man that was why she opted for him instead of you, thereby denying the paternity at the initial stage. She didn't think things will get this bad that was the reason she didn't bother you all these years. Would she have told you that boy's yours if they were still living fine?
Run a DNA test and take your child but cut ties with the woman.(it's gonna be difficult though, because of the presence of the other father).
No be my mouth you go hear say most women are opportunistic and don't really love us as we think they do.

You have the best comment so far...

The rest are just emotion laden drivel without any practical applications.

MJBOLT:

This is a poor attempt at ruining someone's reputation

Lol..he left her for another woman and she just couldn't stomach it.

E pepper her wella

DropsMic:
I met lots of guys like him in Port Harcourt. Na usually obese women dem dey target and e get why.

Lol..such women are always lonely and extremely Hot and lest I forget, ultra jealous.


If they are wealthy, the guy go chop taya

So what was now his offence that we should drag him?


Collecting a lover's money is not a crime na or is it the urgent 5k?


What is his sin gangan?

Guess he broke ya heart

Genea:
when I was 18, I didn’t care I gave my number to anyone because I didn’t want to waste my time talking and when I get home I don’t pick calls. We do this because some girls get beat up because of this.. I can relate. Also I know that jazz works because, they used it o my mum, who went home and packed the money she had 100k and gave to a stranger...

Jazz works only if you have interest in the topic. It never works when it has nothing to latch on to. If you are not interested or your mind is not there, it bounces back, most times on the initiator.

If jazz is 100% sure, the Africans would never be conquered!

Ofadaman:
The comment is a sign that tape victims are in trouble in this country, they don't want them to speak out of shame,they don't want them to defend themselves. I've had to waylay a lecturer who raped my niece, her story was unbelievable no one would believe, but I know her very well, and that's all I needed, got hold of the stupid man in a bar, waylayed him, he confessed. He's paid up for damages and on suspension from the school. Guys let's be reasonable most rape stories aren't believable but they are real,many of us here would not see anything wrong in going to visit a girl at his place , now imagine if she's planned to use you for rituals?, Many of you would see nothing wrong in waiting for a lady somewhere for a meet up, imagine if she's set u up to be robbed. And even if the lady goes to visit a guy that's not consent to rape.

Dumb people everywhere

You are the dumbest of them all, bro.

You will believe all rape accusations without finding out the truth? At least with ya niece,you got the truth.

That singer Vs Abuja doctor case, if not that he kept receipts,you would believe her too...or the woman who came out days ago to accuse her own husband of raping their one year old kid, and it turned out,he wanted to divorce her and requested for DNA test?

The key is finding out the truth before justice,not otherwise.

thymm50:
Haven't you heard she use to smoke Igbo? Igbo is not an ordinary plant o. I'm not surprised the jazz failed in the last minute. Even the strength and inspiration to overpower the guy is not a surprise, he met his superior that day. Killing him might be the repercussion of the failed jazz and for that she must go jail

K