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Romance › Re: Top 5 Lies Women Tell In Relationships by LZAA: 7:05am On Mar 15, 2019
Meet my cousin
I love you grin grin grin
Only in nigeria grin grin
Cc immhotep husbandsnatcha westaslave sarrki deomelo my ruv grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Mother Doesn't Like Me Because I Have Tattoo - Lady Cries Out by LZAA: 12:58am On Mar 14, 2019
Already knew the tribe without even reading the story
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If u know u know
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Sports › Re: Top 5 U-20 Stars In The NPFL by LZAA: 12:32am On Mar 14, 2019
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Ask for birth cert now na so so affidavit u go dy see
Btw sarrki is the third guy with green jersey grin
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Politics › Re: Umahi Set To Defect To APC Before May 29 – Sen Ogbuoji by LZAA: 12:26am On Mar 14, 2019
Osagyefo98:
This abakiliki non igbo trying to make himself relevant.......

Please can FG comfortably carve ebonyi to north let's have peace.....in east. For once.

These guys are constituting a lot of nuisance in east and above all they are fulanis not igbo....

Romance › Re: 'Fatty Bum Bum, Happy Birthday To Me' - Plus-sized Model Celebrates In Bikini by LZAA: 12:21am On Mar 14, 2019
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Politics › Re: Emeka Ihedioha Visits Prince Arthur Eze In Anambra (Pictures) by LZAA: 12:19am On Mar 14, 2019
immhotep:
Lzaa biko bia let us console this our brother, he is in sifia pains.

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Politics › Re: Uche Nwosu Rejects Imo Governorship Poll Results by LZAA: 7:06am On Mar 13, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
But cum can be uncummed

hehehehehe..
u n lzaa eh
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Politics › Re: Facts About Igbos And Igboland. by LZAA: 7:05am On Mar 13, 2019
nwanyionitsha:
About igbos and igboland:

1) Finding a bungalow in #Onitsha is like looking for a fish in a desert

2) #Onitsha has more multistorey buildings than most locality in Nigeria

3) #Owerri has the most concentration of hotels,clubs and bars per square meter in Nigeria

4) #Onitsha is the most densely populated city in Nigeria outside Lagos

5) #Enugu in 2014 made the list of Most resilient cities in the world and the first in Nigeria.

6) #Owerri and #Aba have the most organized city masterplan, initiated by former governor Sam Mbakwe of old imo state. Sadly Aba has been left to rot, due to bad governance.

7)#Anambra state has the best urban and rural road network of any state in Nigeria

cool: For the past 10yrs, #Anambra, #IMO, #Abia, #Enugu, are the leading states in WAEC, NECO and JAMB, and are also the leading states with NYSC passouts

9) #Imo, #Anambra, #Delta presently have the most PhD holder and Professors in Nigeria

10) By premiumtimes report, #IMO, #Anambra and #Delta are the leading states for law admission for the past 5yrs, while #Imo, #Anambra, #Delta and #Enugu are leading for medicine admission

11)#Anambra #Imo and #Enugu have the highest cut off mark for admission into federal unity schools and colleges, yet these states produce the most graduates from those colleges. For Anambra, it is 139, Imo 138, Enugu 134,

12) In 2017, #igbo students dominated the list of graduates in Engineering departments in covenant university.

13) In any city, town or village you enter outside #Igboland in #Nigeria, after the indigenous language speakers, the next are the #Igbos

14) #Igbos are the largest diaspora#Nigerians in any country in the world except in the Uk, where the #yorubas hold sway.

15) University of Nigeria Nsukka, has the most influential alumni of any university in #Nigeria

16) #Owerri has the highest concentration of beautiful girls of any city in #Nigeria.

17) #Onitsha main market in #Anambra state and #Ariaria market in #Aba #Abia state remain the biggest commodity markets in west Africa.

18) #Igboland has the biggest and most influential Football and Nollywood stars in #Nigeria

19) #Onitsha houses the highest concentration of multi storey apartments per square meter in #Sub-Saharan #Africa

20) In 2018, National Inland Waterways Authority(NIWA), reported that 60 Per Cent Of Cargo In #Nigeria Goes to #Onitsha

21)#Portharcourt, #Owerri, #Enugu and #Asaba airports are the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 8th busiest airports in #Nigeria respectively.

22)#Uli airport in present day #Anambra state was the first indigenously built airport in black Africa. Built by the #Biafrans during the civil war. Though a makeshift airport, it served its purpose during the civil war but was destroyed after the war.

23) #Imo Airport is the only indigene built and the first state owned airport in #Nigeria. Built from contributions and donations from Indigenes (then #Imo and #Abia). Initiated under the leadership of Sam Mbakwe, but officially commenced operation in 1991.


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Politics › Re: Uche Nwaosu Of Aa Congratulate Emeka Ihedioha. Pics by LZAA: 10:36pm On Mar 11, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
yorubas damaging dia children's future out of hate n envy on igbos
Deomelo and olawalesmarter1 simply want to worship the kaliphate hence their igbophobia
Cc kagawa10 DaBullIT madridguy sarrki
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Lord Arrested In Kenya, Deported For The 2nd Time by LZAA: 10:30pm On Mar 11, 2019
OlawaleSmarter1:
Are you sure this guys ain't changing their name to Yoruba overnight? undecided.
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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kajuru LGA In Kaduna Today, Kill Many (Disturbing Photos) by LZAA: 10:17pm On Mar 11, 2019
sugarwiz1:
This country is messed up
A lot of fools here on nairaland are spewing trash already. What has APC got to do with killer herdsmen who have been on rampage ever since. Rip to the dead
Obj fought militants
Yaradua parleyed with them and stopped boko haram
GEJ had to change his Army chief because surprise surprise buhari led the northern complaint that the army chief was killing HIS brothers
During the rule of the aforementioned presidents herdsmen were not as rampant as they are now
Do the math
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Health › Re: I Tested Positive To Hepatitis C by LZAA: 8:30pm On Mar 11, 2019
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Politics › Re: Uche Nwaosu Of Aa Congratulate Emeka Ihedioha. Pics by LZAA: 8:02pm On Mar 11, 2019
immhotep:
No need for useless jagaban-like characters moving around LOL

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Politics › Re: Invasion Of Asari’s Residence Provocative – IYC by LZAA: 5:40pm On Mar 11, 2019
Naija9090:
Afonjas are happy with this development. Wicked natural things.
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Phones › Re: Active Internet Subscribers Grew By 8.26% In Q4 2018 – Nbs by LZAA: 2:54pm On Mar 11, 2019
iberrylee:
They don't use internet in the East?? grin all they do is to follow night bus to the west like an asyllum seekers, they will vote in a useless leader based on party affiliate (PDP) instead of the candidates credibility and later start running to other states

Politics › Re: Updated List Of 2019 Governors-Elect From Saturday, March 9 Election by LZAA: 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2019
TooNoisy:
The South East keep recycling the same failed Governors who have nothing to offer. They will come out here and complain that Umahi, Ugwuanyi and Ikpeazu are the worst performing Governors in the country, yet these guys win by huge margins.

The Federal Government gets 55% of Nigeria's revenues. 45% goes to States and LGs. Meaning if you elect good Governors, your lot will be better and you wouldn't have to blame Buhari for everything or plan to all travel to Lagos, Abuja and Kano.

In the South West, you can see that Ajimobi was roundly rejected for his bad performance. No amount of rigging could change the people's vote. Even in Kano, Ganduje has been rejected. No amount of rigging will bring him back. Only the South East continue to elect failed Governors but blame others for their woes.
Open onitsha port and see if any igboman wee be in lagos again
Bring govt presence to SE and see if u wee any igbos in SW
even the boys trading in lagos have their HQ in the east
That's why u see us travelling home every easter and xmas
Ikpeazu aside the other govs are actually performing
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Lord Arrested In Kenya, Deported For The 2nd Time by LZAA: 7:32am On Mar 11, 2019
Oloripelebe:
Na yoruba wannabe


Useless Obiemeka, deport the idiot back to the useless muddy biafla land
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Lord Arrested In Kenya, Deported For The 2nd Time by LZAA: 7:31am On Mar 11, 2019
Amagite2:
A Nigerian drug lord was this week arrested and deported for the second time after making a mysterious return into Kenya.

According to the Department of Immigration Services, it is not clear how [b]Kelvin Adeshina Akinjiola [/b]returned to the country after being deported in 2018.

He was first expelled from the country on July 10, 2018, by Interior Cabinet Security Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i.

Adeshina was apprehended upon arrival at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos, Nigeria.

“He was deported on Saturday and arrested upon arrival in Lagos, Nigeria,” Alexandra Mutesi, Director of Immigration services, said.

The suspected drug lord was arrested after Kenyan officials informed their Nigerian counterparts that he was engaged in drug trafficking.

Sources claimed a former powerful police boss unsuccessfully attempted to secure the release of Adeshina.

He is a popular figure in the city’s high-end entertainment facilities where he is usually seen with influential individuals and often dishes out money openly.

Media reports in Kenya further revealed that the illegal immigrant is usually spotted in the company of armed guards.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/03/nigerian-drug-lord-arrested-in-kenya-deported-for-the-2nd-time.html

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Politics › Re: Finally "An Igbo Man" Imposes Governor On Oyo People by LZAA: 3:38pm On Mar 10, 2019
immhotep:
But they will become Igbo when any of them contests for president grin

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Politics › Re: Ruggedman Reacts As Underage Children Vote In Bauchi by LZAA: 9:15pm On Mar 09, 2019
Giovanni2332:
Buhari till world ends

Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Is From Delta - Ex-nhrc Boss Odinkalu by LZAA: 3:39pm On Mar 09, 2019
NaijaRoyalty:
You should be ashamed of yourself that A man from Osun and Wife from Delta state are the ones ruling your destiny In Lagos state

Awon slavery cheesy cheesy
He is a lagos immigrant too grin
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Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Is From Delta - Ex-nhrc Boss Odinkalu by LZAA: 3:35pm On Mar 09, 2019
immhotep:
EvilMetahuman cannot appreciate this level of logic.
I blame APCheat grin grin grin

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Zombieslayer u are grin
Politics › Re: Corper Soaked In Lagos After A Party Member Beat Him Up. Video by LZAA: 3:33pm On Mar 09, 2019
Op next time clarify the "soaked" na
Deomelo wee call the corper ipob and still chant sai cowmeister
Smh
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Politics › Re: Why Is Remi Tinubu Making Hate Speech Against Igbos? by LZAA: 3:16pm On Mar 09, 2019
immhotep:
He will later also claim to be highly civilized and suffersticated, just like sarrki grin grin
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Politics › Re: Why Is Remi Tinubu Making Hate Speech Against Igbos? by LZAA: 3:08pm On Mar 09, 2019
immhotep:
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Deomelo is holding the igbo create ya lagos in igboland grin
Politics › Re: Thugs Threatening To Kill In Ibadan If They Found Any Vote For Opposition. Video by LZAA: 2:14pm On Mar 09, 2019
immhotep:
And then claim to be highly educated and suffersticated grin

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Sarrki wee avoid this thread grin
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Politics › Re: Governor Ambode Arrives Polling Unit To Cast His Vote by LZAA: 1:54pm On Mar 09, 2019
Drabeey:
The people's Governor arrives Ogunmodede secondary school.
Ambode arrived ward A5 with his wife!

I still believe this is a true partyman, he hasn't even been seen engaged in any anti party activities!



pics credit: oluwadare

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Politics › Re: Card Reader Fails At Sanwo-Olu's Polling Unit by LZAA: 10:06am On Mar 09, 2019
LexngtonSteele:
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LZAA. Your comment is a bit down the page, early morning whining already? grin
beta goan vote emeka jimi agbaje ooo
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Politics › Re: Card Reader Fails At Sanwo-Olu's Polling Unit by LZAA: 9:59am On Mar 09, 2019
LexngtonSteele:
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Make this guy enter first.

We have some PIGS to roast. wink wink wink

PS - i don't want any piglets crying on my shoulders

Politics › Re: Buhari Runs A Govt With No Direction – Financial Times by LZAA: 7:35am On Mar 09, 2019
immhotep:
Meanwhile sarrki and olawalesmarter1 are busy engaging in kaliphate veneration grin grin

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They wee call financial times ipob newspaper
Crime › Re: Nigerian man faces deportation after targeting schools in tax refund fraud in US by LZAA: 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2019
OlawaleSmarter1:
You are now trying to fight dirty lol
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Crime › Re: Nigerian man faces deportation after targeting schools in tax refund fraud in US by LZAA: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2019
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