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Politics › Re: I Don't Know The Technology Used In Making Of Ganduje Bribery Videos - Buhari by LZAA: 10:19am On Jan 17, 2019
immhotep:
Ganduje is kworropt grin
But Abacha never stole.

Cc lzaa velocity25
grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 10:13am On Jan 17, 2019
Mk17:
Messi is laliga greatest
No doubt about it
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Town Hall Meeting Marred By Early Signs Of Dementia? by LZAA: 10:09am On Jan 17, 2019
deomelo:
Ignorant village ipob blogers don turn to internet doctors.


Useless clowns


@SAIBABA2019-2023




grin grin
Why e dy pain u like this nagrin

Politics › Re: Atiku And His History Of Helping Friends With Public Funds by LZAA: 9:55am On Jan 17, 2019
Slynation:
Lol... do you think after those lifeless blunder yesterday APC will allow buhari to honour the presidential debate? it clearly proved to all Nigerians(apart the zombies) that baba doesn't even know he contesting for an election Feb 16

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Town Hall Meeting Marred By Early Signs Of Dementia? by LZAA: 9:46am On Jan 17, 2019
ejimatic:
truth is always bitter but we will continue to say it without apology or sentiments to anybody...Is the south east serious at all about 2023? You think if Buhari wins in 2019 without the support of the south east he will handover to the south east in 2023? far from it.I t appears the south west understands the north well that why unless the south east wakes up they will lose their chance on 2023.
We are talking of dolapo's obvious dementia u dy call south east?
How the two relate na?
Politics › Re: Atiku And His History Of Helping Friends With Public Funds by LZAA: 9:44am On Jan 17, 2019
Is this thread a self consolation for all BMC zombies?
We all saw ur overlord fumbling yesterday
Walahi una beta make sure he no finally go that debate ohhh grin
Cc immhotep deomelo velocity25 onyeoga
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Town Hall Meeting Marred By Early Signs Of Dementia? by LZAA: 9:27am On Jan 17, 2019
ejimatic:
I don't understand why this noise about the president s health.The north said it is their candidate we must support. him
.The north supported OBJ too and old man for 8 years of his corruption and money looting.still the north allowed him....Please it is the north turn for eight year if it Buhari they prefer as it is now. we should allow them and follow their candidate......Buhari till 2023....then our turn in south preferably south West
U woke up this morning to type this trash
Kai zombiesm sha
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Town Hall Meeting Marred By Early Signs Of Dementia? by LZAA: 9:25am On Jan 17, 2019
ClearFlair:
In your dreams. It will be a tearful February for you and other Atiku supporters.
U must be a new BMC recruit
The experienced ones went underground around 10pm yesterday
Cc immhotep velocity25
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Town Hall Meeting Marred By Early Signs Of Dementia? by LZAA: 9:24am On Jan 17, 2019
[quote author= post=74841345]Ok[/quote]Why so quiet grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo On "The Candidate": Reactions On Twitter by LZAA: 8:50am On Jan 17, 2019
jellington:
NIGERIA OF TODAY NEED A PRESIDENT THAT CAN TACKLE CORRUPT LEADERS HEADLONG .BUHARI /OSINBAJO IS THE BEST COMBINATION. THE SAGACITY OF PROFESSOR OF LAW WILL MAKE UP FOR THE WEAKNESS OF P.M.B WHILE INTEGRITY, POLITICAL WILL AND HIGH PROPENSITY TO DELIVER GOOD GOVERNANCE BECOME IMPERATIVE.
I CAN SAY IT MILLION TIMES WITHOUT CONTRADICTION ATIKU IS A DISASTER AND CAN NEVER BE AN ALTERNATIVE.

Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo On "The Candidate": Reactions On Twitter by LZAA: 8:49am On Jan 17, 2019
obonujoker:
Deomelo using his cownu monicker to defend buhari debate failure.... grin cheesy

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 8:29am On Jan 17, 2019
Mk17:
I have told that club greatest are individual opinion.
Ronaldo is not just a goalscorer but everything Madrid did in his time pass through him.
Johan Cruyff influence an era in Ajax history just as cr7 did in Madrid.
tell me one laliga player that was as good as Messi.
Messi is not just Barcelona greatest but no player in Madrid history can be compare to him.
Ronaldo came close but Messi has Been slightly better
Pretty sure ronaldinho played for barca in la ligagrin(shame he was not able to maintain his form)
Also di stefano can be compared to messi
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 8:14am On Jan 17, 2019
Mk17:
anyone who talks about clubs greatest player without stats is only giving his own opinion since the club does not list anyone officially as it best ever player. but when it comes to argument you have to be able to defend your opinion with stats. Ronaldo is not just about goals.
great goal,skills and even assist.
he is not just the greatest to wear the Madrid shirt but up there with Messi as one of football great
Jan huntelaar,van basten and kluivert scored more goals than johann cryuff yet ask any ajacied who is ajax's greatest player?
U don't get it do you?
While messi is the greatest(quite frankly even without stats he is) to wear a barca shirt.CR7 is just one of many great players to have played for madrid
Politics › Re: Lady Likens Osinbajo To Aaron, Moses To Buhari; See Reply A Guy Gave by LZAA: 8:09am On Jan 17, 2019
[quote author= post=74838981]Cool[/quote]

Politics › Re: Lady Likens Osinbajo To Aaron, Moses To Buhari; See Reply A Guy Gave by LZAA: 8:08am On Jan 17, 2019
Techwriter:
A lady on twitter tried to defend the recent backlash that came as a result of Osibanjo coming to speak for PMB. She likened PMB to Moses who came to rescue Nigerians but has speech impairment and Osibanjo to Aaron who was the spokesman. But a guy would not take it. See his wise advise below
grin grin
That guy na savage
Anyone notice say zombies have been hiding since yesterday?
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 6:11am On Jan 17, 2019
Mk17:
I gave my reasons why he is the best but all you have to give is sentiment
Actually i never gave no sentiment
Is CR7 a great player?yes
But we are talking about real madrid,a club used to having the very best players
CR7 can never be madrid's best ever cuz the players i called are way ahead of him in that regard
Also lemme put things in perspective.gerd muller is bayern's all time leading goalscorer but wen they talk of bayern's best player u know who they call?
Franz beckenbauer
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Invite Your Girlfriend And She Comes With 10 Friends? by LZAA: 12:50am On Jan 17, 2019
obembet:
What will you do if you invite your girlfriend to an expensive club and she comes with 10 of her friends?
Simply means d gurl no love u
Women are more territorial than men and don't share
The moment this happens bro end dt r/ship,fling or whatyamacallit
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Slays In Orange Bikini by LZAA: 12:46am On Jan 17, 2019
barlkeez:
The great Nigerian media personality, Toke Makinwa wows in sexy hot bikini flaunting her beautiful, sultry fixed body. She rocks an orange bikini in alter-neck bra tube and sexy pant posing in beautiful artistic background.

Updates via: http://www.balfashion.com/2019/01/toke-makinwa-flaunts-her-sexy-body-in-hot-bikini.html

See photo:
But bikini na pant na
Warris all dis
Shld i call osibanjo to blog for u?
Education › Re: NANS To Presidency - "We'll Not Vote In This Coming Election" by LZAA: 12:43am On Jan 17, 2019
abdulazeez1002:
I support you guys.

Don't vote for any body except...

Vote for only PMB

Next level straight

Sports › Re: #10YearsChallenge: Chichi Igbo Shares Throwback Photo by LZAA: 12:41am On Jan 17, 2019

Romance › Re: Before You Fire The Shots. by LZAA: 12:00am On Jan 17, 2019
Toks2008:
A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old Laiq asked him,

“If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”

Within a few seconds Laiq replied confidently, “Four!”

The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer, three. She was disappointed. “Maybe the child did not listen properly.” – she thought.

She repeated, “Laiq, listen carefully. If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”

Laiq had seen the disappointment on his teacher’s face. He calculated again on his fingers. But within him he was also searching for the answer that will make the teacher happy. His search for the answer was not for the correct one, but the one that will make his teacher happy.
This time hesitatingly he replied, “Four.”

The disappointment stayed on the teacher’s face. She remembered that Laiq liked strawberries.
She thought maybe he doesn’t like apples and that is making him loose focus.

This time with an exaggerated excitement and twinkling in her eyes she asked, “If I give you one strawberry and one strawberry and one strawberry, then how many you will have?”

Seeing the teacher happy, young Laiq calculated on his fingers again. There was no pressure on him, but a little on the teacher. She wanted her new approach to succeed.
With a hesitating smile young Laiq replied, “Three?”

The teacher now had a victorious smile. Her approach had succeeded. She wanted to congratulate herself.

But one last thing remained. Once again she asked him, “Now if I give you one apple and one apple and one more apple how many will you have?”
Promptly Laiq answered, “Four!”

The teacher was aghast. “How Laiq, how?” she demanded in a little stern and irritated voice.
In a voice that was low and hesitating young Laiq replied, “Because I already have one apple in my bag.[/color]

This story brings to mind the mistake many of us make in judging people and also makes us understand that we must avoid prejudice at all cost and wait until we hear people out before making wrong conclusions or forming an opinion about them.

-You call someone and the person did not pick up after several attempts and you quickly blocked or deleted that number.

-You sent a message to your Bae and h/she did not respond even when the status shows "read" or "online" and you conclude you are ignored.

-You asked a rich friend or family member for money and h/she does not give you and you say he is a wicked or stingy man.

-Your Bae was seen in a hotel with someone else holding hands and smiling....oh they must have had a good time together...

-You read a news and you quickly make irrational comments just to see a contrary report latter.

-You hear one side of a story and you quickly pass judgment without hearing the other party.

-You just hold grudges against someone who has no dotty clue that h/she offends you and you just keep hating and harboring bitterness whilst the person in question is busy living a happy life.

I can go on and on to highlight endless instances where you seem to be convinced about your judgment based on an erroneous observation or misconstrued information yet you could be so so wrong.

When someone gives you an answer that is different from what you expect, don’t think they are wrong. There could be an angle that you may not have thought about yet and no matter how seemingly sure a situation may present itself, be sure to know the facts from the people or person involved before passing judgment.

No matter how it seems...before you fire that shots,always find out the facts else you may make terrible judgments that may jettison potentially wonderful union and possibly ignite avoidable resentment.

I hope this makes sense.
Baba i've been with babes wey dy count gees as stats for their inbox(then) and DM(now) and them dy laff as they show me msgs from gees
Bone that tin
If a girl digs u she will reply
No dy console yasef
Btw #buharinterview is trending
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 10:55pm On Jan 16, 2019
islandmoon:
did you watch the same " the candidate" we all watched? you need to have your brain checked, I'm beginning to suspect you and sarrki are a kind of robort

ARE YOU A ROBOT?
select all image with a street sign reCAPTCHA.
Savagegrin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 10:50pm On Jan 16, 2019
drealnamdy:
Someone that gave them three UCLhuh?... WT nonsense.. Its just saying Chelsea fc to remove drogba from their history... See ehn...aswear London go shut down that day until the persons who came up with that idea are caught and arrested for unlawful thoughts... angry grin
Actually modric,kroos,marcelo played bigger roles in that triplete
Also madrid ARE not erasing CR7 from their history as he is still an active player for a serious rival on the continent and until he's retired he can't be included in the legends section ala raul,puskas
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Be Erased From Real Madrid’s History by LZAA: 10:47pm On Jan 16, 2019
Mk17:
he is Madrid all time scorer and he did that in fewer came than most Madrid player.
he has more balloon d'or than any other Madrid player.
his goal/game ratio is the best in the history of Madrid
he is madrid best ever player. Ronaldo is the modern day history of Madrid, if not of Ronaldo Madrid would have gone the way of AC Milan
best ever what?
Di stefano,puskas,kopa,raul,casillas are golfers abi?
Smh
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 9:53pm On Jan 16, 2019
Cownu:
Kk
Good boy wink
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 9:46pm On Jan 16, 2019
Cownu:
cheesy cheesy
NEXT LEVEL IS CERTAIN
Next level to daura?
Sure thing
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 9:43pm On Jan 16, 2019
Cownu:
Why are you shining your rotten teeth? huh
And why are you mentioning your fellow zombies? ??
If he had said otherwise ,you would have said he’s a zombie and he’s not saying the truth . But he said his mind now and you’re still wailing . Lmao
Panick attack loading cheesy
NEXT LEVEL IS CERTAIN
Ur vp is translating to ur overlord as we speak
He does not know about disability bill
Zombieism sha
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2019
The mod just told osunbade that bubu can "talk for himself"
Tank God i talk am say ds man go cast hmsef
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2019
PassingShot:
Some of the answers by the president are disappointing!

PMB dey fall hands!

Unfortunately, Atiku is not an option!
Dm hack ur account bro?grin
Cc immhotep velocity25
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 8:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
How can u cast yasef in debate arranged by ur own govt?
No zombie shld say anything here again
Ur overlord is depending on his vp to answer question
Haba!!!
No damage control or rigging can save una overoord after this
Tueh
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by LZAA: 8:22pm On Jan 16, 2019
Ahhhhhh
Osunbade is answering for buhari ehhhhhh
Chai
Cc immhotep velocity25 deomelo
Politics › Re: Buhari Shakes Kogi As Mammoth Crowd Welcome Him For Campaign -Vanguard by LZAA: 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2019
myboy2111:
Ahead of the 2019 general election, the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) shook Kogi State on Wednesday as unprecedented mammoth crowds welcome him to the state for his campaign.

The 25,000 sitting capacity stadium was filled to the brim, while the track and field space as well as the stadium surroundings were flooded with party faithfuls, supporters and sympathizers of the President. Speaking at the rally, President Muhammedu Buhari said it will be a great mistake to return PDP candidates at any level back to government. He said his government will work towards making Ajaokuta steel work, said the completion of Ajaokuta steel will ensure massive employment to its citizen. Buhari thank the crowd in Lokoja, Kogi State capital for coming out in such a short notice, urged the people to considered his performances inspite of the scarce resources_ to vote him for second time. He also berated the previous administrations for wasting $16 billion on power without a commensurable outcomes;said his efforts in the sectors has yielded more results than his predecessors.

The Director General, of the APC Presidential Campaign Council, Rotimi Amaechi said the general election is between the looters and the looted; saying the PDP are the looters while the populace are the one being looted. “They said there is hunger in the land. Yes, there is hunger because the PDP looted everything. They want to come back and continue their looting. “PDP are hungry and desperate to come back to power. They want to get into power so that they can find a means into looting for another four years. If you don’t reject them they will come back and steal. PDP can only thrive in corruption.” The state governor, Yahaya Bello said the crowd is an acceptance of the party in the state calling on the people to vote for the party in the general election. The governor promised the president that he will not only win the state but will win in all the 239 polling units in the state. Bello said, “The PDP are already smelling after expanding all they stole. Their is only one party in Kogi State as far as we are concerned; it is APC. The people believe in you (Buhari), that was why they tripped out in such a short notice.” The governor urged the electorates not to reinvent failure in voting any PDP candidates at any level of tiers of governments. Buhari who entered into the stadium around 2:30 pm walked round the track field taking in cheers and accolades from the exited supporters who trooped out in large numbers to catch a gleams of the President.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/01/buhari-shakes-kogi-as-mammoth-crowd-welcome-him-for-campaign/
Apcheat illiterates
Smh
Cc immhotep sarrki justiceleague1 deomelo

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