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Beckysexy:
Yes ooo

shey u be bad girl ni?

BMaretraitors:
Congratulations Toyin!
This is not a racist post, i need advice pls.

It is no secret. Anyone that knows me know i'm totally against the idea of dating or mating with any man of African descent. I'm not attracted to them in anyway. I try to avoid any space that has a lot of black men because the sight of them repulses me especially the Nigerian ones. They are mentally lazy, weak and shortsighted. Whenever the look at me, i cringe because even though they would never have me the nurture the idea that they can. I see how their eyes burn in desire for me, ughh. How can they ever think that i would consider them a choice when they are just ugly copies of the real men in this world. They are no match. I know it. They know it. The whole world knows!


Today, i was shocked when my elder folks insisted i must marry my tribesman, which according to some means i should stop befriending non black men since that might spoil the whole plan of marrying within. I have not been my usual self since i heard this because i know my folks. They are tribal to a core and I would have been too but i lost my loyalty not just to my kinfolks but to my skin folks as well, after i learnt that we are all a lost cause because of the indiscipline and lack of loyalty of black men as a whole.


Dear Nairalanders, how do i convince my folks that i cannot end up with their choice for me. I can't tell them that i have self respect and a high taste in men because these seem selfish. What concrete reason can i give?

Local Man has Nothing to say. On the other hand, since ya prefer white skinned folks, you and Bobrisky go make sense die

BMaretraitors:
This is another reason i cannot end up with men from this part of the world. I would not beat the man but i would poison him or hire assassins to finish work for me. The luckiest women marry non black, non african men.

Best Of LUCK. Ya need LOADS of it.

slimfit1:
I am a big fan of their product but I'll rather they produce a mobile kiosk than an ambulance like that we must focus on our local government doing what they are paid to do. I can point out 5 safety issues about this design.

I'm all ears, lets hear them.

slimfit1:
Going to far on unnecessary wagons bad taste. I think it would be nice if someone come and pick him up with that when he is not feeling well. Why dont you make a mobile kiosk instead this is rubbish.

If you wanna criticize, please be CONSTRUCTIVE with your criticism.

Kaycee54321:
Vinicius dey like Akpororo younger brother.

his name be like "AkpoVini" , "AkpoNicius or ViniRoRo

olubusayomie:
Hold love back and you will loose her!! Lobatan chop ur love den

LOVE na food?

emeijeh:
We pray he doesn't die first


Happy birthday to me!

Shey PUNA dey kill? Abeg leave that matter, who no go, no know.

Fountainofyouth:
If you meet me, you'd have sèx, except you're gay

Are you kidding him?

ziegurf:
abeg nor talkam loud..o, we wan use style see if shim still get priq...ni

If SHIM no carry "Gbolaa", Tontolet for no dey join body give am na, abi u no reason d mata. Since Hanty Tonto say Ogbeni Churchill na 40secs pump action Gbolaa he carry, I sure say SHIM Bobrisky has been doing the needful ever since. LIKE if you agree to my permutation, SHARE if e be like say na true

ziegurf:
...ha ha ha....! that's how they roll for the national cake of madam risky biz

u folo for SHIM "Fans Committee"?

pode:
Is Bob doing men dance or female dance

Bob is a "SHIM", so shim is doing a SHIM Dance, abi no b so?

Onyi22:
Since na u post am, no need to comment ooo just sit n read funny comments

, no NSOGBU, that wan folo. Imma be the GENTLEMAN and allow you the LADY comment first. Abi no b so?

Onyi22:
Bob is risky

Na wa oooo, u no allow me carry FIRST to comment for my own POST

Celebrity crossdresser, Idris Okuneye a.k.a Bobrisky took to the dancefloor with Africa's number one talking drum artiste AraThunder. Bobrisky was challenged by Arathunder to come freestyle and show off her dancing skills to the beats of AraThunderr's new single titled "Boju-Boju".
As usual, Bobrisky accepted the challenge and displayed some sultry dance steps much to the applause of the teeming crowd. I just dey imagine, what if Bobrisky was part of the recently concluded BBN Season 4, mehn he for serve dem enough PEPPER!!!! Check out the video HERE and also see savage responses from Instagram users.
In between, who was the better dancer?

reportminds:
Manchester United may never have a tougher task to beat their biggest rivals.

Liverpool have won every Premier League game they've played this season, are brimming with confidence and comfortably sit top of the table.

United, meanwhile, are going through arguably their leanest spell in decades. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's side are without a win in their last five matches and are a lowly 12th in the league.

So, no chance for the hosts at Old Trafford this weekend? Well, maybe not. Form can often fly out of the window in these derbies and Solskjaer will be devising a plan to take down Jurgen Klopp's high-fliers.

Here are nine reasons for United fans to be cheerful and believe their side can win...

1. The Old Trafford factor
Liverpool have won just once at Old Trafford this decade. That was a 3-0 victory over David Moyes' beleaguered United, in a game in which Liverpool were awarded three penalties.

Aside from that, the Anfield club have struggled even against relatively mediocre United sides under Louis van Gaal and Jose Mourinho. They even failed to win against an injury-ravaged United at Old Trafford last season.

A a rowdy home crowd can create an atmosphere to again make it difficult for Klopp's men, who will be wary of losing their incredible league record this season at Old Trafford of all places.


2. The derby factor
It would be unwise to suggest form shouldn't be considered when analysing or previewing this game. The bookmakers have United at 7/2 to win, which are long odds for a home game, so they obviously believe Liverpool are huge favourites.

But derbies can see emotions run high, composure lost and complacency can play a part. United will have to embrace the chaos of such an occasion and try to capitalise on some nerves in the Liverpool ranks, which are inevitable for such a fixture. Football can be an unpredictable game and that can only benefit the underdogs, United.

3. Mo Salah
There are fears on Merseyside over the extent of the ankle injury Salah suffered in his side's last home game, the narrow and late win over Leicester.

So if the Egyptian plays — which he's expected to — there's a chance that he won't be at his roaring best. Throw in the fact that he's never scored against United in four attempts and Solskjaer's side may have the perfect storm. United will have to keep close tabs on a player of Salah's ability of course, but he could struggle to step up once again.


4. Solid defence
Statistically, United have the best defence in the Premier League this season, based on xG stats in terms of chances conceded. And that defence is likely to get a boost by the return of Aaron Wan-Bissaka at right-back. Victor Lindelof and Luke Shaw could also be in contention to come back from injury, meaning Solskjaer may have his first-choice back line available.

Liverpool have struggled to break down similarly resolute defences in Napoli, Sheffield United and Leicester this season. Scoring goals may be an issue for the visitors.

5. Klopp's record
As well as Liverpool's inability to win at Old Trafford in recent years, there's the matter of their manager's woeful record against United.

Last season's 3-1 win at Anfield was just Klopp's second triumph over United in nine attempts — and the first in the Premier League and he's yet to find a way past the old enemy on away turf. There will be trepidation in the German's camp that United should try to exploit.


6. A game to suit United
So how can United exploit Liverpool's weaknesses? It's fair to say the game may well unfold to suit Solskjaer's preferred approach — on the counter-attack.

Liverpool have the superior ball-players and a dangerous attack, so United will surely cede territory and look to sit in and frustrate the league-leaders.

That will surely give the likes of Marcus Rashford, Daniel James and (if fit) Anthony Martial the chance to break at pace and catch Liverpool unawares at the back. Rashford scored a double in this very fixture in March 2018 and will be boosted by a fine goal and performance for England against Bulgaria.

United's better performances this season have come against better sides: Chelsea, Leicester and Arsenal. If they can replicate those displays, they have a chance.


7. Pogba
Say what you want about Pogba — and many people do — but he's a big-game player and undoubtedly the most talented footballer in United's squad.

Solskjaer will be banking on the Frenchman producing one of his best displays. And when that happens, United tend to win, no matter who the opposition are.

8. Weakness in Liverpool's defence
Liverpool might be eight points clear at the Premier League summit after eight games, but it's fair to say their defence has flattered to deceive at times this term.

Any defence that concedes three goals at home to RB Salzburg is fallible. And if United can get Daniel James running at Trent Alexander-Arnold, they might find the Achilles heel of Klopp's side. The England right-back is excellent going forward, but can be exposed running back to his own goal. So while Virgil van Dijk and Joel Matip have been good this season, United could find joy down the flanks.


9. Rustiness in goal
The expected return of Alisson in the Liverpool goal seems like a boost for Klopp's men, but there's every chance the Brazilian's return could actually have a destabilising effect on his teammates.

Adrian has deputised superbly in Alisson's absence this season and Liverpool's back line has been very settled. Alisson is prone to the odd shaky moment and cannot afford that on his return, at Old Trafford.


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Whoever wrote this CRAP deserves to be Flogged without pity.

Canada2021:
Good Morning Nairalanders, I know I deserve your reproach and insults but please help a brother out.

I have been dating my gf for 3 years now. I met her in my final year in school and ever since then we have been together, though we have minor issues but we make up.

She came to visit me for some few days because of the close proximity of my House to her place of work. I made sure i pampered her and treated her nice. I noticed that she speaks to me anyhow lately, I have been keeping my cool.

She closes from work around 6pm, so last night I called to find out where she was and d way she responded was quite rude, telling me that i am adding to the holdup stress. I called her again to find out where she was and she still gave me the same attitude.

She came home around 9pm, I was expecting her to apologize for the way she spoke to me rudely on d phone. She just walked in without even saying hello, picked up her phone and pressed it for almost 30 minutes, picked up her brush and was on her way to the bathroom when I accosted her. I asked her if she feels i am a fool because i have been bearing her excesses, the next thing that came out from her mouth was that I am really a fool.

At that point I lost my temper and slapped her, she retaliated and it resulted in a fight. I tried begging her later in the night but she said it's over. she left my house this morning and she blocked me online and tru calls.

I am a very calm person and not violent but I just lost it yesterday, I dont want to lose her. I just wished I had acted different.

please i need ideas to apologize to her because she said she will report me to the police if she sees me around her.

Bros, forget all this ya long talk. For someone who ya claim to be ya Erinma to begin dey do anyhow like dis, two things are involved.
1. It's either, there's someone else who is willing to offer more than what you bring to the table, Financially, Sexually and otherwise
Or
She is tired of you, and wants to move on. Either way, you should take it in your stride and be the man , afterall you have a phallus dangling between ur thighs.
As a rule of thumb, never ever allow your feelings for a member of the opposite sex becloud your sense of reasoning. You should learn to show people that in as much as they are important, you can also do without them without batting an eyelid. It's called "Reverse Psychology" , shit works like charm for me, and it should do miracles for you too.
In between, abeg no dey do like mumu, ur mumu don do. I no dey yab u ooo, na advice I dey advice you.

firstolalekan:
Are you really a fool?

Just like that, you don run dey react anyhow.
No be so dem dey catch woman o

U fuk up big time...

The guy na monumental fool. Nna Ehn!!!!! Hakwanu Full Fledged man like am go dey mumu because of woman

donstan18:
Where is Efe?

He dey make waves, based on LOGISTICS [color=#990000][/color]

6Milk:
Must you kill it? Did the snake cause the flood
Freedom of movement no dey

U for go epp Dem catch am na

majamajic:
see as the man loose control

he has been revived !!!

ADRENALINE Pumping, KONJI Blasting, finally NEDinho is gonna TEAR Reginaldo's Bukata-Bukata tonight. Like if you agree with my permutations.

Robnectar:
wetin b fineboy for d matter, bros wey mumu

Na wa to you ooo, ur own STRONG gan!!!

czar2k16:
Are u willing to sell the Killzone Shadowfall separately?!!!
If yes, how much?

Nope Nope.

CLEAN Play Station 4 Console with 1 Controller & Two Games Available For Quick Sale. It's memory capacity is 1 Terabyte, and it's working perfectly without Issues. Interested in this, hit me up on zero eight one eight nine two eight seventy seventy zero two. Whatsapp ONLY!!!! Na LASGIDI i dey.

ritamart:
I am still amazed at the way my last relationship ended. So,I would like to know how both sexes often end their relationship.

Imma tell you how its done. For Men, once u stop to dey give am money, my broda it is Finished, end of story. For Ladies, just ask ya man for money wey you yourself Neva earn for ya life b4, na d bobo go use his own hand say he yaf "QUITTING" the union.
It's all centered around the money.

sassysure:
So many young guys have erectile dysfunction often these days.
I mean, I've been reading stuffs like this here a lot.

Stop eating and drinking rubbish.

Exercise a lot so blood can pump down to the nerves down there.

Stop eating Nigerian indomie nodules and drinking coca cola and stuffs.Those thing are killers.

As for the small dick.
Look for a petite woman. Her body can accommodate a small prick perfectly well.

Most guys don't know that as prikks get sizes, so also vj.

Don't expect to fit in on a body of a tall woman if u have small dick.

If u happen to witness a woman pissing by the roadside, the qty of piss that comes out will also tell u how wide her vj is.
If it's pouring out like a drum.of water, it's very wide, if its coming out like from straw, it's small and tight.
(U have to pay me for this)
The way a lady uses the man's 3rd finger to gauge how big a mans prick is.

Just know how to pleasure ur partner more than u pleasure yourself and she will forget u have a small dick.
If u can make her reach orgasm without penetration, she will be yours for life.
Stop having low self esteem. That's how u were created and stop visiting ashawo.
Learn to embrace your thing and make very good use of it.

Let me tell u this as a woman, very big prikk is only good in novels. It's very uncomfortable for ladies, very uncomfortable for the man cos he will be restricted.
Also who want to see squeezed face when on the act.
Most ladies prefer average. If it's small like yours and u know your onions, ur woman will love u.
Remember Nigerian men are known to have big dicks so an average naija man dick might be very big out there and the so called small ones average.
Got it?

How Do You Like your "CupCake", garnished with sour cream or Strawberries �? My name na Charming Mista, and ur LOVE is looking for my Trouble Already

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GistMore7:
A SARS operative is lucky to be alive after a boy he was trying to wrongfully arrest, technically knocked him out.

The incident happened, today, at Abule Oja, off #Unilag road, Lagos. The officer had accosted the boy because he had dreadlocks and was harassing him.

However, when he continued, the victim rained numerous heavy blows on his head, making him fall down but didn’t die.

His colleagues however gave the boy a hot chase, but he outran them. They later returned to help their unconscious colleague up and took him to a safe spot, where they lavished many gallons of water on him till he stopped seeing men like trees.

Gist from Gistmore : http://gistmore.com/boy-knocks-sars-officer-unconscious-photo

That fella must be a musician. Just imagine if he converted those punches to punchlines, mehn he could just be the first 9ja artiste to win a GRAMMY!!!

gidob:
What are you even saying...after writing so much, you made no point

I dey tell u, very anyhow comment ooo

asdfjklhaha:
even if he's my brother I wouldn't support him. it's totally wrong. does he expect his wife to be begging him for money to settle petty personal needs? she's a woman for crying out loud.

Biko, no vex ooo. This ur Moniker, can you conveniently pronounce it without BITING ur tongue, cuz I just bit mines while trying to