₦airaland Forum

FCBboy:
Rich man, this man is loaded except his children.


God please bless me like otedollar, but I want three gallant boys instead.


I rebuke any spirit of a girl child in my life.

Bros, PIKIN na PIKIN. When you raise a GIRL child in the right way, ya TRAIN A NATION.

czarina:
Nah, I can't be that lady

Just Saying �

virgoquin:
The cane used in flogging the first wife will still be hanging on the ceiling to be used on the next wife.

Shey when the other two women were complaining she was behaving as if wizkid is a saint and the best man in the world.

How can that small cockroach hit you sef as tall as you are, can't you squeeze him under your armpit

Armpit? Shey u want her to KELT Wizkid?

czarina:

Picture yaself in the brides position �

Forreellinc:
these gals need rape

Remember to do the do with an Ice CHILLED bottle of KREST ooo

joylegacie7:

[b]yea it did [/b]

Me sef I shared the weakness, any antidote or panacea to relieve me from this WEAKNESS?

Lol. It's nothing weird or unusual, in your case; it could just be that you've got ZERO tolerance for younger ladies and their antics.
Older women are much more experienced, and as such ya tend to click and reason on same level with them. On the older hand, you could just be An Older man inside a young mans body just like Salvador Sorenzo in that popular Mexican telenovela; which probably ratifies your attraction to women older than you.
Whichever way it is, you are not alone; I feel same way most often time. And it turns out that only extraordinary MALE's feel this way. So, cheer up brother, you are not abnormal, you issa LEGEND.

joylegacie7:
Bros which kain talk be dat na?

The thing weak u

festacman:
It is better to say that it is hard to break up a relationship with someone who CAPTIVATES your heart. It is this captivation that melts your heart, breaks down your guard, and creates emotional bonding and attachment. Where there is no captivation, you can have sex 'mechanically' with someone and walk away without looking back. When you are captivated, you will CERTAINLY look back or even go back.

Lets face it, prostitutes sleep with tens of men everyday without any emotional attachment. However, when a customer captivates the heart of a prostitute, she gives him extra service and in some cases build friendship with him.

That being said, "OLOSHO no dey FALL In LOVE", it is their first commandment.

GISpro:
Lalasticlala come and see o.

To be factual, Nigerians have no regards for soldiers and I dislike it. Our military is our pride.

And these claims that soldier beat someone are usually one-sided stories.

Truth is too many Nigerians behave like zoo inmates. Unfortunately, soldiers have no chill for yeye behavior and that's why they get pissed off when people do stvpid acts to them.

Imagine a wheyrey onile man in Lagos sold the same land to five people. He tried it with a soldier and that one literally cooked his balls (as I heard). Who's to blame?

Soldiers don't look for trouble. It is civilians that should avoid crossing their lanes and learn to obey SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.

Soldiers are the easiest people to live with; dey your dey, they dey their dey. If you must cross their lane then be ready to follow simple and clear instructions.

I don't quite agree with your assertions. Nigerian Soldiers aRE very overzealous and tend to show of their strength at every given opportunity even when its not necessary. Whoever that SOLDIER is, he should count himself LUCKY to have escaped with his LIFE. He found himself out of his COMFORT ZONE (Barracks) and without the support of his comrades. Out there in the STREETS; JUNGLE JUSTICE is the rule of law, if you do anyhow, you go see anyhow, uniformed man or not.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Hmmmmmm, still senseless peeps will wanna dive raw simply cos you kinda look innocent and some flitting emotions. I feel these testing kits should be free so one can test on d go

Ya spoke my mind!!!!

Vikzz:
Lol nope i don't think so, im the only guy she's seeing or maybe cus of how someone forcefully had his way with her(RAPE)bfr I met her maybe na why she no like am

Then she needs some "SEXUAL HEALING", and u need to give it to her. Ensure SHE HANDLES ur CANDLE.

Vikzz:
sex with my girl who isn't sex driven, anytime we start like this in 3mins she'll be like it's making her wants to vomit, recently again I tried doing it with her and she complained but I didn't listen bfr I know it she started seeing few drops of blood from her vagina! please what could have caused That?

She's ALLERGIC to your "THING"

ellalina:
My male bestie confided this in me too. He is also a Nairalander.



I run a sharwama and agent bank outlet for over 3 years and it’s been a good business experience for me expect trust issues with my sales Girl. I have sacked over 6 girls in space of 2 years for attitude and fraud related cases.

One of the days when I have to stay at the shop because my sales girl did not come to work, a young lady walked in with her CV. She said she saw my vacancy outside, I collected her CV and went through it. She is a 22 years old ND holder who studies communication.

I asked her why she would not return to get her HND. She replied that she wants to continue at the National open university where she can work and learn.
I have her 1 week trial and that is the beginning of good things in my business.

She is so consistent, All customers I mean all of them always leave a good remark about her and why they keep coming back. When ever I return from my office to the shop, I notice how people keep giving her tips and she declares it everyday but I don’t collect it from her. Sometimes she makes up to 5K daily in tips.

Fast forward 1 year, I have taken another shop and expanded my business. I cannot remember the last time we recorded shortage in the shop. My business has become so profitable that Am thinking of quiting my job to expand the business as my salary is like 20% of what the shop now makes for me.

To reward her, I picked interest in her education, I bought her the direct entry form at the open university and she has started.

These days I noticed she has suddenly changed towards me. She doesn't ask how my day was, she avoids me and don’t look into my face when we talk. I was really worried because I have grown fond of her. I have admired her as a lady but I maintained a professional relationship.

There are times I want to ask her to follow me to events and outings but I keep controlling my urge. She called that her mum was sick so she would not be available. I decided to surprise her by paying her a visit, she could not believe her eyes when she saw me at her door step with a bag of provisions in my hand. I greeted the mum. The woman prayed for me a lot before I took my leave.

On getting home, I could not understand myself anymore. My experience at her home further boost her interest in my heart. I could not sleep that night so I picked my phone to chat with a random friend online. I saw Lucy was online too. So I called her at about 12:30 am. I asked her why she is not asleep. She said she has an emotional support that has been bothering her for days. I tried to convince her to tell me but she declined, I figured it’s about a guy although I never saw her with a guy or call one at work.

I told her I was worried too and she is the cause. I told her how she has been of immense blessing to my life and how I wish she would play a bigger role in my life. She went silent. She later hung up and turned her phone off.

She called in the morning to apologize for cutting the call. By evening, I was back at the shop. I opted to drive her home but she refused. This was very unlike her so I insisted. As we approached her neighborhood,I parked under a roadside tree. I asked her to open up to me what the issue with her was.

To my greatest shock, Lucy confesses that I was the cause of her issues. I went quiet for a while trying to figure out what she meant. I asked again how am I the cause, at this moment her eyes were laden with tears Lucy told me she could not stop thinking about me and can’t control herself around me. She said she is confused because the feeling she is having for me get her scared.

While I sat and steer at her, I knew I felt exactly THE same way for her. This time I was the quiet one. I just drove her home and back.

I am 29 and she is now 23 going to 24. I have a job and a good business. Why can’t I marry her.

She has helped me grow my business. She is adorable and well trained. I want to ask her to marry me any moment. I am strongly convinced that we can grow together and build a good business network.

What do you guys thing. Is this a wise move?

The MOVIE SCRIPT go sell market well well. Just find Charles Inojie (Na dem dey RUSH Us) and Georgina Ibeh to play the lead roles. aswear the Producer don hammer. As for this TITLE; "Your LOVE Dey FIND My TROUBLE" would be just perfect.

pocohantas:
Lol. I like threads like this,

Gives everyone the opportunity to play the victim.

Everyone would suddenly turn the one that was cheated on.

Create another on "How were you caught cheating?" Nobody go gree comment.

I wonder who are the cheats.

If u ask me, na who I go ask?

Amarabae:
Yes raw is sweeter than CD but when you consider how some people sweat under AC while waiting for hiv result eh

Been there, done that, I sure know how it FEELS!!!

MrCoker:
That's the code. no time for prolonged bullsh!t

#WORD!!!

victorian:
Funny enough, my puna is at peace.

Have not had sex for like a year plus and I have a nice young man who's in love with me. Thank God he agrees on this celibacy stuff. He's into Christ like moi! We are both working on our relationship with God, and building up our spiritual life.

True sons and daughters of God build up the network concerning the kingdom Of God, and through that process you get to understand the character of who claims he or she loves you. So it shouldnt be all about sex naw. Sex is outdated!!!!!

Feel me?

So Chill! Sex is not the priority here.

I simply admire the couple.. Abi na crime to admire again?

Our GOD is good!!!!

MrCoker:
Your own is even twice, if I woo you once, and you form, I bail immediately.

I dey tell u bro, No TIME to CHECK time. If TIME no dey, No SPACE. When SPACE don FINISH no CHANCE, finally if CHANCE no dey available, broda No VACANCY!!!

czarina:
How can a male be twerking hard, sounds so wrong!



You know it! Check my profile

You can say that AGAIN!!!.

victorian:
I know dear.

A friend of mine just clocked 50years. She's getting married in two months time.

I asked her same question and she gave me an answer and what happened in her past. She didn't see it offensive and we are still friends til date.

Men here wailing and Fuming over what I said, should take a chill pill. I didn't say anything bad about Rita.
I simply voice out my view that's all.

At least I'm free to air my view nah?

How do you like your glass of wine �? Served with Ice cubes or you'd prefer I mix it with Cocktail ��

victorian:
39 years is so small for me o. I'm not that young o


I'm in fact 80years old. Forget the makeup. It's deceiving.


Smiles.

Age is just a number, tis an issue of mind over matter. If "HE" don't mind, then it don't matter.

amaniro:
44 ahhhhh this one marriage is not in your budget again.

Na WA oooo. Marriage. Isn't the ultimate na, truth is; that SHIT is so Overrated

BabaIbo:
Lol, e pain South Africans o...

Make we think am too, it's painful sha...

For music, them go nominate 5 S.A musicians and one Nigeria musician, that one Nigeria go win...
For street, Nigeria men no dey allow them enjoy their babes...
For economy, make I no even go there...
Even for bad leadership wey we for allow them pass us, we still dey drag am with them.

So tey for football we no dey let them see road...

For HIV Infection nko?

Alzirida:
I won't like to marry him.
He is not strong.

May spend all the time doing leg over (pre-intimacy) without a goal (penetration) to show for his hard work

The taste � of the pudding is in the eating. You can never assess a mans sexual prowess without having had an encounter with him. Simply put, can you Handle Iwobi's CANDLE?

victorian:
I know one does not judge a book by it's cover but its easy approaching a friendly face guy and shoot shots than to talk to a guy looking all tough and all boned up.

And when Guys say ladies form? I was like really?
I don't understand the forming?
For me personally I don't form. If I like you? I will tell u there and then but that doesnt mean it's straight to sex. Nope it's not.
It simply means, I'm open in understanding the character of the guy if it blends with mine.

Anyways I don't have time to form, that's just me.

If I'm not feeling you? I say it diplomatically, and if I like you? U will know. Simple.

Well said�, oya "I LIKE YOU", abeg LIKE me back�

[quote author=Hantonia post=80144447][/quote]That;s what i'm talking about!!! How do you want your BEER; Chilled or Ice Cold?

Hantonia:
some would rather die on silence cos dey can bear rejection

Different strokes, for different folks. If you find ya self in a similar situation, would you or would you not?

Hantonia:
you can't blame ladies who can't express their feelings they tink wat if I get turned down

Ya wouldn't know if ya don't GIVE it a SHOT.

victorian:
She's bold because he looks humble with a friendly face

So it's easy to approach such type of guys.

Those guys that behave like alpha males and God's gift to women, on your own o

The TASTE of the PUDDING is in the eating, and ya don't JUDGE a book by it's COVER. Personally, i like WOMEN like the lady in question. She's a go getter. I ask a woman out, once, twice and she still acting like an object lost in ANTIQUITY, that's a major turn off. Great things start from small beginning, just like ya know "Falling In LOVE is akin to Learning How To FLY".

WOMEN like her are VERY RARE, especially in this part of the world. If you want something so bad, nothing stops you from going all out to get it. You either Get RICH, or DIE while TRYING. To all em LADIES who'd FANCY a BRODA and still wait for HIM to make the first move, time changes YESTERDAY, if ya don't try, then you'd never KNOW. I LIKE MY WOMEN "BOLD & DARING", WILD & FREE, these qualities are just what I SEEK.

victorian:
Awwww he's so cute and looks humble.


She's lucky

Indeed, she is and BOLD too.