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rigormortis: muslims and christians are not going to the same place

their idea of heaven is different

1. muslims enter heaven with a hard-on. xtians dont

2. no marriage in xtian heaven. muslims have 72 holes to tear up

3. bomb yourself as a muslim and its straight into the arms of a hot veejayn.....as a xtian...hell hath no fury as a........

4. muslims dont drink alcohol on earth but in their heaven...lots of streams flowing with it....according to muhaMAD...not so for xtians

5. unending sex orgy for muslims....xtians worship in heaven

6. osama is in muslim heaven but in xtian hell.

7. paul is in xtian heaven but in Muslim hell

Layolaw: May God open your heart of understanding concerning the things of the Lord in Jesus name..... hmmm thou shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free

Sallychizzl3: Eleyi gidi gan o...
Bro, ur own na Oleku

deparagon: U better keep quiet and worship ur blood sucking vampire u call god oh ye muslims, and stop blaspheming JESUS christ to avoid his WRATH!!!!

Sallychizzl3: Eleyi gidi gan o...
Bro, ur own na Oleku

Layolaw: May God open your heart of understanding concerning the things of the Lord in Jesus name..... hmmm thou shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free

Sallychizzl3: Eleyi gidi gan o...
Bro, ur own na Oleku

rigormortis: muslims and christians are not going to the same place

their idea of heaven is different

1. muslims enter heaven with a hard-on. xtians dont

2. no marriage in xtian heaven. muslims have 72 holes to tear up

3. bomb yourself as a muslim and its straight into the arms of a hot veejayn.....as a xtian...hell hath no fury as a........

4. muslims dont drink alcohol on earth but in their heaven...lots of streams flowing with it....according to muhaMAD...not so for xtians

5. unending sex orgy for muslims....xtians worship in heaven

6. osama is in muslim heaven but in xtian hell.

7. paul is in xtian heaven but in Muslim hell

dnawah: wat make u think so?he is God,go and find the meaning of Emmanuel.

Mintayo: Christainity is not the password to heaven;JESUS is.
Any christain that do not live up the expectation of Jesus will never make heaven,anybody/muslim that do not believe and accept Jesus as His Lord and saviour wil not make heaven,no two ways about it.
With the mouth you confess and with the heart we believe that Jesus is Lord.

the warrior72:
I have made my calling & election sure,so I'm not on part for destruction.

And for my family members,it's left for them to choose where them want to go, their can choose heaven or hell, it's they own discretion.

In my religion, Salvation is a personal venture/affair, not bandwagonism.

JustifiedChild: How can a muslim make heaven? How is that possible? *yimu* make una no deceive unaselves abeg. If you like be the most moral muslim on earth...as long as you have not believed AND confessed that Jesus is the son of God and accepted him into your life. As long as you are not abiding by God's law of love and living a life that pleases him..You are totally on your own! This applies to christians as well. There is no wuru wuru way to heaven. There is only one way to God and that is through his son, Jesus. God won't his principles change for anybody no matter how much he loves you. Goodluck.

the warrior72:
I have made my calling & election sure,so I'm not on part for destruction.

And for my family members,it's left for them to choose where them want to go, their can choose heaven or hell, it's they own discretion.

In my religion, Salvation is a personal venture/affair, not bandwagonism.

JustifiedChild: How can a muslim make heaven? How is that possible? *yimu* make una no deceive unaselves abeg. If you like be the most moral muslim on earth...as long as you have not believed AND confessed that Jesus is the son of God and accepted him into your life. As long as you are not abiding by God's law of love and living a life that pleases him..You are totally on your own! This applies to christians as well. There is no wuru wuru way to heaven. There is only one way to God and that is through his son, Jesus. God won't his principles change for anybody no matter how much he loves you. Goodluck.

the warrior72:
I have made my calling & election sure,so I'm not on part for destruction.

And for my family members,it's left for them to choose where them want to go, their can choose heaven or hell, it's they own discretion.

In my religion, Salvation is a personal venture/affair, not bandwagonism.

Mintayo: Christainity is not the password to heaven;JESUS is.
Any christain that do not live up the expectation of Jesus will never make heaven,anybody/muslim that do not believe and accept Jesus as His Lord and saviour wil not make heaven,no two ways about it.
With the mouth you confess and with the heart we believe that Jesus is Lord.

Sallychizzl3: Ait everybody look up here!

Xtians believe jesus is the son of God,muslims believe its an abomination to even say it.
Letz use our common sense here;

1.Why do we give birth? For continuity of life cos if our forefathers had refused there wont be you and me
2. Am sure both parties believe God is immortal and will never die. What does he need "an heir to the throne" for? It looks insane to u too abi?

3. Since God is immortal n xtians believe jesus is immortal too then in their heaven there will be 2 lords, father and the son. Personally i dnt believe their can be 2 lords in a land, do u believe dat too?

So tell me, will the kingdom be shared n ruled or jesus will continue to be the "heir to the throne" with the hope of assuming the throne one day? (Remember we av 2 immortal beings in our hand)

dammycrane000: Why Judge and cause more confusion ? We the current generation should search for the truth and not cause more confusions.
99% Of never choose Christianity or Islam , We are Christians or Muslims because we were born to parents that practice this religion or by location.
We should strive to find a balance and better understanding.

Samunique: So ur ingnorance didn't let knw that "YESHUA" in hebrew is "JESUS" in english which means God is my salvation or Saviour. Must everybody learn hebrew language b4 he worships God?
Just as u people recite abrabic 5times daily even when some of u dnt knw d meaning of what u are reciting.

Pls stop infecting people with d new confusion u just learnt frm those confusionists called islamic teachers.
YESHUA IN HEBREW AND JESUS IN ENGLISH MEAN THE SAME.

Tell me do we call God by this same name in Nigeria?

Yorubas call Him OLODUNMARE! Igbos, CHINEKE! Hausas, UBANGIJI ! Calabars, ABASI ! Ikwere , CHOKIKE ! etc
Does it change the fact that they are all reffering to the ALMIGHTY GOD? pls take that ur conterminated theory out of this thread and stop posting it bcs av come across it several times on NL.
SO IF THE BIBLE JESUS IS CALLED YESHUA AND EVERY TRIBE MUST CALL HIM THAT, WHY DO U PEOPLE THEN CALL HIM "ISA OR YESA IN ARABIC WHY NOT CALL HIM IN HEBREW TONGUE "YESHUA?

Bunch of hypocrites!!!

ganshious: there is no other GOD except Alllah swt..speaking about jesus christ yea is the true messenger of God and that is why we muslim dont pray in jesus name rather we pray to Allah to shower his mercy on us by mentioning the prophet name.....wo ola awon oji se re.true muslim belive in jesus christ..qulwuwallahu aahdu ALllahu samab lam yelid walam yu lad walam yekun lau kunfu wan ahadu...

gen2briz: I need a very good answer from any Bible scholars in the house


Did jesus preach Islam in the Bible?

Mayowakadry: All other religion has d name of a person attached to it unlike Islam. E.g
Christianity- Christ
Hinduism- Hindu
Buddha- Buddhism
Judaism Judah
But only Islam has a name that is chosen by God (Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah- they all means d same thing; The God.....just different language.) That means Islam is d only true religion. There is nothing like Muhammadanism.

IamDebola: Very funny! Thumbs up bro! Stupid replies for stupid people..

sweetcheecks: Yes He is God. He rose on the third day, unlike mohammed.

sweetcheecks: Yes He is God. He rose on the third day, unlike mohammed.

sweetcheecks: He meant Jesus Christ! There may be maybe other Jesus' but He is the only Christ hence you muslims insist on using xtians, xmas to try and emit the name Christ, instead of Christians, and Christmas which is the true represantation of Jesus the Christ.

On your last question He is both.

IamDebola: First and foremost, Never in your life again compare Sango to Jesus, Peace Be Upon Him [Isa A.S], I'm a muslim but why on earth would you be comparing a useless thing to People of HIGH RANK like Jesus, Peace Be Upon Him. I don't even care if you're a muslim saying this BIG RUBBISH, but I'm sure you're a Christian or an Atheist.

SANGO is just an IDOL! If you claim he is your own PERSONAL GOD! Fine!

Then I rest my case with you, because you'll surely call a Calculator God since the calculator can give you the answer to your equation.

stannydon: Halloween is just like using ghost like to chase away the ghost and sharing of candy. There is nothing diabolical about it

nutarious: ODE!!!!!!!!!, As if Sango dint live as a Man, married, and father children like mortals