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CrimeRe: Wife Attacks Side Chick Who Made Her Husband Request For Anal Sex From Her by madjune(m): 4:54pm On Feb 29, 2020
Who do you think you are...eh, answer me.

Who do you think you are? X 10 times.

" Madam, sorry o. I'm the consultant that gave your husband anal sex. That's who i am.
CelebritiesRe: Surplus: Stephen Soetan Slumps, Dies While Playing Football In Ogun by madjune(m): 12:23am On Feb 29, 2020
Heart issues.

If you're heavy on fatty foods or indomie, you need frequent workouts to burn plaques on your arterial lining.

I mean workouts or jogging to sweat extensively.
Failure to do so only results to a weakened heart leading to poor blood circulation.
When this happens, it sets the stage for a heart diaease.

And when you decide to play soccer over a long period of time, unknowingly; the heart will slump on the way.

And so does the body.

That means death.

May God save us from the Nigerian fatty amala foods.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by madjune(m): 10:49pm On Feb 28, 2020
Just let it go.

If you find out she loves money more than she loves you.
Let her go
SportsRe: Paul Akpan Udoh Contracts Coronavirus - First Footballer To Be Infected by madjune(m): 8:41pm On Feb 28, 2020
As it was in the beginning, so shall it be in the end.

Words from the late great Bob Marley.

Hmmm. The latest global epidemic draws to call out a test of the races.
In the beginning, first was the black race in Egypt.
And in the end, so shall it be.

The black man's DNA can withstand diseases and thunder beyond your imagination.
Some of you are panicking not knowing that to us, malaria is even more threatening to us than this virus.
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi's 32nd Birthday Party (Video, Photos) by madjune(m): 1:17am On Feb 27, 2020
BolidsHubNG:
[Since when did you become God's spokes man? quote author=GOFRONT post=86982480]Mtcheeeww.......When will this Adesua get pregnant......We want to see baby bump pictures biko....

This is going to 4yrs now and no belle yet....If she has an atom of shame left in her, she won't even think of celebrating her birthday....But shamelessness is now the order of the day in my Clime to the point a barren witch can even come out on SM to celebrate uselessness called birthday.....

And the weakling of a man who call himself Banky w should continue to promote mediocrity.....As young and agilie as he is, he can't impregnate common Adesua........Even Old Ned Nwoko has long impregnated Regina.........Tueh!!!!


Regina of yesterday has taken In.....
You're sick.
What's wrong with you?
HealthRe: China Imposes Travel Restrictions, Fears Foreigners Will Bring Back Coronavirus by madjune(m): 1:06am On Feb 27, 2020
Commentor:
You've been to China before?
You're asking me or wondering out loud?
Check my time zone.
I'm an international player with passports on my face.
HealthRe: China Imposes Travel Restrictions, Fears Foreigners Will Bring Back Coronavirus by madjune(m): 7:28pm On Feb 26, 2020
Very funny and dangerous people.

Any sane person shouldn't consider going to china for whatever purpose.
These are the people bent on destroying the planet with their flagrant abuse of resources and rogue practices.

Now they're unleashing viruses in animals because they kill and eat anything that flies or crawls.
CrimeRe: Female Undergraduate, Two Others Bag Seven Year Jail Terms In Enugu. PHOTOS by madjune(m): 6:25pm On Feb 26, 2020
Why that one wear Bucket color come dey claw?

What message is he passing?
SportsRe: Michael Jordan Crying At Kobe Bryant's Memorial Service by madjune(m): 6:20pm On Feb 25, 2020
Fake guy.

His own wife didn't even cry this much.
She has long moved on with her fat insurance claim.
SportsRe: Deontay Wilder: My Heavy Ring Walk Costume Caused My Defeat by madjune(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2020
He even blamed his assistant coach who threw in the towel.
Very funny and lucky guy.

If i were in his corner, i would make sure that white towel goes missing.
Nobody would save him.
I will beat the ref if he stops the fight.
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Wore 'Nigeria' Gumshield In Match With Wilder. Taunts Anthony Joshua? by madjune(m): 9:40pm On Feb 23, 2020
Joshua must be shitting in his pants now.
CelebritiesRe: Shina Peller And Wife, Ayobola Conferred With Chieftaincy Titles In Epe by madjune(m): 8:28pm On Feb 23, 2020
Eeya.

He married an older woman. It's well.
PoliticsRe: Laetitia Dagan Naankang's Burial Photos by madjune(m): 6:08pm On Feb 23, 2020
Plateau women are mostly simple and beautiful in and out.

Adieu fine woman.
FoodRe: Python Killed In Ovim Abia State, Used In Making Pepper Soup & Fried Meat by madjune(m): 6:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
They eat anything they see.

This is how coronavirus started in China.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Naira Marley With Tyson Fury by madjune(m): 4:27pm On Feb 23, 2020
benjamin007:
When did corruption started in Nigeria ? 10marks
When did corruption START in Nigeria.

Not started.

Don't write English with an Afonja mentality.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua At The New African Shrine by madjune(m): 9:43am On Feb 23, 2020
Crispels:
He has knocked out more top ranking boxers than Wilders. How many top 20 boxers has Wilder fought in his career?
Wilder is fake but believe me, Joshua will struggle to beat him.
Fury just showed the world how fake wilder is.
Next is Joshua.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua At The New African Shrine by madjune(m): 4:18am On Feb 22, 2020
Crispels:
Fake champ? What have you achieved with your own life? Go online and watch his K’O videos.
I can bet on your air head he would lose the next match against any real, hungry contender.
Wilder was right about him, he runs away from strong opponents
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua At The New African Shrine by madjune(m): 1:28am On Feb 22, 2020
Fake champ that couldn't beat a fat man.

We all know he's here for Cuppy.
Forget the show.
CelebritiesRe: Governor Ayade Appoints Shan George As Chairman Callywood Board, She Cries by madjune(m): 1:19am On Feb 22, 2020
That's a gate pass to all hotels for private lodgings.

Be like Ayade get unfinished biz with this lady because i don't see the calabar movie industry as budding enough to have a ministry.
PoliticsRe: Sadiq Suleiman, Former Buharist Apologises And Asks For Forgiveness by madjune(m):
The average youth sans 2015 election period who campaigned and voted unsuccessfully against Buhari likes to gloat in the fact that his unfortunate governmental failure vindicates their prior admonition against him.

They may be right.
But, thing is; compared to Jonathan or Atiku, Buhari was a better choice.
Jonathan in his weakness would have watched Nigeria overrun by Boko haram.
Atiku on the other hand would have sold the country.
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Most Brutal And Ruthless Warlords In Africa (Pics) by madjune(m): 12:06am On Feb 19, 2020
They forgot Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.
PoliticsRe: Lucky Omoluwa Is Dead by madjune(m): 12:04am On Feb 19, 2020
Escape plan.

Be like arrangee.

They should show us his body for confirmation before burial.
RomanceRe: My Pregnant, Stubborn Girlfriend Slapped Me, Insults My Parents by madjune(m): 5:31am On Feb 18, 2020
When the devil wants to kill a man of destiny, he gives him a bad wife.

Your girl insults you and also, insults your parents?

And you're pondering whether to leave her or stay with her?

Better take your born or unborn child and flee.
CrimeRe: Youths Fight Over Girls In Cross River, One Dead, Many Wounded by madjune(m): 9:27pm On Feb 16, 2020
Young boy may not have ventured to fight to protect his pussy, but to salvage his bruised ego.

It hurts when a girl you walk hand in hand leaves you to follow another man.
You may not love her as much but something seema to leave with her as she makes that move.

And if you're a system man well nuanced in the ways of men; your blood would boil to make that parting worth remembering.

I can understand the situation.
Not that i support his action. Sad.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode: 'Nigeria Will Break Into 2 Or More Pieces In The Next 5 Years by madjune(m): 11:48pm On Feb 10, 2020
Nigeria's prophet of doom since PDP lost power in 2015.
PoliticsRe: Bisi Akande Heads APC Reconstituted 12-Member Reconciliation Committee by madjune(m): 11:38pm On Feb 10, 2020
Baba no shine his teeth today
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by madjune(m): 6:08am On Feb 06, 2020
Pelosi should have known better.

The Republicans control the senate and Trump has them in his pocket.
Now, she's succeeded in making the man more popular.
With this new victory, he will easily defeat the Democratic nominee in the coming election.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by madjune(m): 8:08am On Feb 03, 2020
Funny people.

Damage control.
When they eat anything that crawls or flies, why wont they contract viral infection?
SportsRe: Rio Ferdinand On A Media Tour In Lagos, Visits Computer Village (Pics) by madjune(m): 8:51pm On Feb 01, 2020
Just wondering, why is he there?

Is it to buy a phone or computer accessory that he can't buy in UK?
Looks more like he's on vacation and decided to check out a place some Nigerians have talked to him about a lot.

Would have made sense if i see him at a youth academy or Onikan stadium, then i would know he's come to scout talent etc.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Thief & Greedy: My One-Month Marriage About To Crash by madjune(m): 5:31am On Feb 01, 2020
This is what happens when men fall for girls based on good looks or met on Instagram.

I can guess how stupid this man is.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: WHO Lists Nigeria, 12 Others As Top-risk African Nations by madjune(m): 5:25am On Feb 01, 2020
Blindersoff:
USA, France, Canada, Australia and Co who have already recorded infections are not High risk. It is the countries with zero infection records these fools felt they would name as High risk.

Thunder fire una
Must you abuse them?

Nigerian aggression. Always spontaneous.

What they mean is, this virus will likely thrive in countries that are densely populated and with the least technology or "know-how" to contain it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Never Put These 5 Things On Your CV When Applying For A Job In Nigeria by madjune(m): 8:04pm On Jan 31, 2020
Never tell them the truth about where you'd like to be in 5 years.
They really want you to work and die with them and not grow nor branch out better.

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