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Iro ni jor. In the guy's dreams,maybe. Guys fantasize about harems and aggressive women raping them and threesomes and being slaves to cruel mistresses who just happen to be sexually insatiable.
One thing about having lots of guy pals:too much information!

Wow. Wonderful ya!
I can't do it o. Nothing do me, but if I fit find persin wey go carry my own sef I go happy,talkless of surrogacy for somebody else. You're really great.

Do you know why they can't have kids? Exactly? You should find that out first. If it's something irrevocable, then please go ahead and give your sister the most wonderful gift she will ever receive. It's her egg and her husband's sperm in a dish,which you then bring to term. So it'll be 1000% their kid. But don't rush. Do it only when you're physically,psychologically and emotionally prepared.
Wow.I can't get over how amazing a gesture this is.

Man collects 1M from his wife's rapist?And he didn't tell her but got found out? Is this for real?What on earth kind of pond scum does that?

Mariah Carey said that? That has to be by frigging far the stupidest and most insensitive thing anyone has ever said. She has real issues. Oniranu.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century".

"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"

Oh my lawd, Bush and his cronies will not kill me.

Avoid anything Craig does with Nicole Kidman and you're fine. He was creepy in Elizabeth as the assassin priest, yummy in Tomb Raider (I could watch the part where he snakes out of the bathroom nekkid a hundred times.Wait.I have seen it a hundred times.  ) and just great in everything else. The Golden Compass I hated. It had all the ingredients required for greatness, and yet the director managed to kill it, and render it a testament to ineptitude. 

Had Walberg been in anything good since the Planet of the Apes remake and The Departed? Not a fan of the guy.
Put in Babylon AD. What the hell? Chucked it out after two minutes. Will watch Sixth Sense again o jare. Haley Joel Osment has to be the greatest child actor in film history.That creepily precocious Dakota Fanning comes a distant second.

I remember the teeth.They romantically dimmed the lights and he looked like some grinning run-away neon light from Jupiter! I thought Ross was sweet in a boy-kicks-at-pebbles, sheepish kind of way. I liked him. I liked them all.
Yeah I can see why you'd like Chandler.He's too funny for words.Sweet too. Look when he was serving Joey's sentence in a box and Joey says he can't talk, and a woman he really cared about came to tell him goodbye, and he still doesn't talk, Joey meant that much to him. I loved his pairing with Monica.

Chandler,hm?Not weird Pheebs, neurotic Monica, 'genius' 'How you doin'' Joey, hangdog Ross or Rachel,who was kinda sweet. I could never decide. No one could,they were all so adorable. Why Chandler? Na wah for you.

ROTFLMAO!
Bush no go kill persin
Spiked,more naw

It got good when you stopped watching,Spiked. One season and you had fav characters? That means you'll have a favourite Friend amongst Chandler,Monica,Pheebs,Joey, Ross and Rachel. No one could ever choose. But you sound like you could. Gamine,you and Alan Shore still? Na wah o. I wonder though if James Spader is a tenth as interesting as the character he plays. Same for Hugh Laurie.

Oh My God! They should make scapegoats of people who do this. Someone told me they burnt an 11 year-old to death a few years ago,and Channels recorded everything,and none of the lunatics who did it ever paid for it, though their faces were on tv and everything. My god this is horrible.

It's some outdated Igbo cultural thing, where some Ibo people are tagged descendants of outsiders or slaves or something.

Sisi Jinx:
Mee too ooooh, Keeping my fingers crossed for DF. Even if TCCOBB does not win for best movie, I hope he gets best director.
Fight Club is so underrated. . .

If he doesn't get Best Director I won't watch the Oscars again,ever. I mean that.
Fight Club is a masterpiece, given even worse oscar treatment than Shawshank Redemption. Fincher got performances out of Pitt and Norton that are simply breathtaking.I haven't seen TCCOBB,but just knowing he directed it is enough for me.

You are so bad.
I had no idea about this Batman thing. Did it begin with his movies or the comic books? How did it start?

Batman? You have the hots for Batman?What swung it, ze cape or ze mask?

Joaquin Phoenix rapping? God forbid bad thang.
Josh Holloway! Sawyerr! Of course! I thought he was familiar. He and John Locke were my favourites.

Bale is hot. Of course, Ken was in Batman Begins so I only registered Bale's presence from the corner of my eye, my entire eyeball being focused on The Exalted One.
iice how many husbands do you have sef? Name them all o,before I trespass now.

Here's hoping David Fincher wins for Best Director. He's one of the greatest directors on earth. He's ambitious and visionary. I'm rooting for his movie,TCCOBB.Want Josh Brolin to win for Milk, since they snubbed him for his great performance in No Country. Best actor, Pitt or Penn. I'm happy with either. Actress, Jolie, Hathaway or Wnslet.

Africa- TOTO
Girls Wanna Have Fun- Cyndi Lauper
Time After Time- Cyndi Lauper
Liberian Girl- Michael Jackson
Rock With you- Michael Jackson
Nasty- Janet Jackson
Loving You is All I Do- First Line
Red red Wine- UB40
Housecall- Maxi Priest and Shabba Ranks
Now that we Found Love- Heavy D and the Boyz
Daddy Cool- Boney M
Take a Chance on Me- ABBA
Fresh- Cool and the Gang
Typical Male- Tina Turner
Thriller- Michael Jackson
Part-time lover- Stevie Wonder
Silent Morning-Noel
Just Another Day-John Sackader
Bad Boy- Miami Sound Machine
Lover Boy- Felix Liberty
Treasure- Alex O
Tickle Me- Alex Zitto
Waiting for the Right Time- Onyeka Onwenu
Bang Belly- Blakky
Kiss From a Rose- Seal

spikedcylinder:
Anyone seen BEING JULIA starring Annette Bening? Does she even still act? I loved that movie!

I haven't seen Annette Benning in a lot of movies lately. I was surprised to read she's married to Warren Beaty. They've been dating since they made Bugsy,which was decades ago, and are still together. You wouldn't think Warren Beatty capable of true love. The guy was like a major ashawo freak, worse even than small bad boy Colin Farell. He's on the list of modern history's top ten Cassanovas, a list that includes Elvis Presley and Cassanova himself! Benning must be a lot of woman.
Who's Josh Holloway again?Sounds familiar.

Vescucci! Miss you!

What's it about? The only thing I know about it is that 'Michael Scofield' from prisonbreak has a boyfriend acting in he series. Is t really good?

Viggo? The LOTR guy?

spikedcylinder:
LOL! Your own version would be: "I'm going to New York to see the pimps".

ROTFLMAO!!! You have no idea how funny that is!
But Karma doesn't know the song na What on earth kind of Nigerian child doesn't know that song!My sides o. I can't stop laughing.

Yeah, you might try his Amazing Grace. I haven't seen it,but I hear he 'tried'. Which either meant it was good or he copied some Occidental filmmaker very well indeed.

Chrisbenogor:
Many many many things oh! LOL
For starters he should start speaking for himself, that would be a very very very very very very very very very good start

Heyyyy. I like that one.
You know something odd? Do you know Christians aren't supposed to believe in something of which they've no proof?I sort of thought Faith meant trusting blindly in something you cant see and don't know for sure. Can you believe the scripture writers say Faith isn't that at all, that Faith means you have personal PROOF of the intangible?It says so in Hebrews 11.

1Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

3Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

And Romans 10:17 says:Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

Since the Greek word for 'Word' (logos) also means Thought or Consciousness, I guess faith coming by hearing the 'word' of God doesn't mean hearing your pastor preach.  Hearing the word, not studying or reading or looking at it. Most interesting,since you'd like him to 'speak'. And you know, the guy's sort of a serial 'individualist'. He only talks to people individually, probably cause no one else is hearing or seeing or talking or making choices or living your life for you. So if you want Faith (Proof of the intangible/incorporeal/spiritual/what is hoped for or desired) you're going to have to hear him with your own senses.

You want him to speak for himself? Then try talking to the guy. Talk to the guy for a few minutes everyday, if you aren't too chicken. Just say whatever the hell is on your mind. Talk about your day or the state of the world or whatever.Sure you'll feel silly and self-conscious at first,but you'll soon get the hang of it. I bet you're going to hear someone speak before the year runs out.(Nooo,not the psychiatrist)

Go on,Chrissy,I double-dare ya!
Go Chris go! Go Chris go! Go Chris go!

KarmaMod:
Look at your mouth. I thought Bale was hott way before iice was born sef

In American Psycho, I still would have married him

Wow.
A soft spot for Bale. Niiiiiiiice.

They don't die, and neither does Tony's shrink. Relax and enjoy.

Nice one.

You know, Earth is one of billions of stars that make up the Milky Way,our galaxy. The Milky Way is one of billions and billions of galaxies that make up the universe. Some scientists believe there isn't a universe,but a multiverse, and this universe is merely one in an infinite number of universes.

Time doesn't end. It never began, and will never cease. It's eternal. Infinite.
Now take someone who works with such measures of time and space and who knows what else. What form would such a creature take, to relate physically with us?

Well, it seems, a human form. The bible isn't a conspiracy by modern Christians. It's a collection of scrolls thousands of years old,penned by different people in different ages,most of whom do not claim divine inspiration or authorship. And these men talk about God and what they witnessed him do.  With the exception of Genesis, they're eye-witness accounts in the main.
These people say God came down in the person of Christ.

The writer of 1 John (1-3) wrote
That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked at and our hands have touched—this we proclaim concerning the Word of life. The life appeared; we have seen it and testify to it, and we proclaim to you the eternal life, which was with the Father and has appeared to us. We proclaim to you what we have seen and heard, 

They saw God and they're telling everybody about it. You may believe their account or not , you may experiment to see if what they say is true or not.

But, what form would you want him to take? You must have some idea. How would God show himself that would convince you of his existence once and for all? It would be interesting to know.