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Try E45 Dermatological cream/lotion. It works wonders for the family. Even the men will like it.

honeric01:
I am sorry to burst your bubble, most girls don't know where the urine comes from, even at 20-30, most of them still don't know where the urine comes out from, alot of them don't know that they have 3 openings underneath them.

It's embarrassing to say this, but you are verrrry correct

honeric01:
yes you're right but you should understand why since girls are like their mothers and should understand their body better than the boys.

Exact-ly . Girls add two plus too. It's still scary to them to think of it, but they somehow, they understand. While boys stay clueless till they're like, 10 .



[quote author=na2day? link=topic=425839.msg5943754#msg5943754 date=1272059367]shoes will be the least of your problems, there are many other things u wont be wearing for this spanking [/quote]Someone's really pre-occupied with spanking tonight . Should we take this outside - ahem, to another topic, I mean??
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SmashingM:
I'll like to look at their natural faces to be able to tell who's prettier.

Abegi. . . . . Don't they look natural enough with the little make-up they have on? They even tried in this pic. See them on a good day or in one of their videos. Then you can complain .

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=425839.msg5943652#msg5943652 date=1272057622]oh really, this whooping will take place with u not having any shoes on [/quote]What, no shoes?? B-O-R-I-N-G!!! .

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=425839.msg5943612#msg5943612 date=1272057160]ima bring out my whip and whoop your behind [/quote]Oh sure . I'm sh-sh-shivering in my sh-sh-shoes .

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=425839.msg5943543#msg5943543 date=1272056313]dont start! [/quote]LOL> OK .

honeric01:
Ah! children of our time were very stubborn with thick skin, i mean we always liked to try new things, especially the negative ones, i still remember asking my mom where babies come out from, she simply said from the stomach, i kept wondering how a baby is expected to come out from the stomach, went to class next day and started staring at my pregnant teacher, she noticed and decided to ask why i was staring at her big tummy, i simply said i was waiting to see if it was time for her baby to walk out of her stomach , it was so funny, she kept laughing and didn't even tell me the answer, it took me 4 more years to know where babies come out from.

Lol. Somehow, it's always boys that never figure it out on time. Girls never seem to have that problem .

Reading the tender words from the fans (mainly male, which says a lot) has helped me know something about Da Grin, and I'm really sorry I never took notice of his music until now. His lyrics and beats were brimming with originality and talent. WE have really lost a gem, rest in peace, Da Grin. I know you're grinning and happy where you are now.

Kelis - - - - Acapella.

arkinses:
^^ Both Barcelona and Lyon traveled by road and suffered defeats. I do hope we don't follow suit

Naaah. For us the trip shall be restful - - - - to gear us up for our upcoming victory .(Always the optimist, that's me .)

The song is ok, it just sounds poorly produced in some areas. The rap doesn't rhyme, but it's not that bad (Dr Alban used to rap like that, and people still enjoyed his music ). I guess because Jim is already known for acting, fans are sceptical. The video makes up for a lot, granted.

arkinses:
I presume you slept throughout the journey with the team. You woulda noticed an arrangement was made with Dr Who to borrow his teleporting telephone booth

ROTFLMBO. In any case I'm sure it would be a nice coach trip with a lot of sightseeing along the way .

Liferace:
I hv bin laughing so hard , lolzzz. You guys are so funny.

My brother hates taking drugs, he just cant swallow.He used to throw dose tablets at the back of a chair until mum discovered the place and he didnt find it funny that day atall.After purnishment and enough beating i pitied him cos i hate seeing him cry so i decided to be taking the drugs for him. So whenever mum gave him drugs, he will pass it to me and i will take it for him .,we did it for almost a year, .When dey finally caught us one day while trying to do our normal passing, dey were all shocked and we confessed what we have been doing.They simply cant stop laughing at our stupidity, mum said no wonder you dont fall sick and from that day they started calling me drug addict!!.Imagine the reward i got for my kindness oooo,

Heheheh. This is real love right here . Lol @ "no wonder you don't fall sick".


@ honeric01
Lol @ "Baba Lahoooor!". Children of those days were very strong, to overcome all these thrashings . You can't beat the "kids" of today like dat oo . You boys sef were very troublesome .

ceah:
As a child i remember that i did something terrible, their used to be a half lunatic man (ppl's reasoning) in my enviroment, Not really a lunatic but do crazy things sometime, he lives in a house, so cant call him lunatic and got a job, but you must not call him baba russia, so on one of my birthday, something went wrong with my brain; i think and i shouted baba russia.he ran after me for almost an hour and i was like dying and panting like m life is going to be snuffed out when i got home, i straight away ran into the cupboard in my bedroom.he came to my house with a cutlass and a crown shaft of a vehicle engine and told my mum to bring me out, that he must cut me into 2 that day.my mum and other neighbour begged him but he refused as my sisters often come to the door of the room to inform me of the happenings. i almost died inside the house, he didnt leave until after 2 hours and told my mum he's coming back to cut me into two, imagine! he said not more than 2; just 2, gush!!! lol! .He said he is not ready to kill me but just cut me into 2, i didnt leave inside the cupboard where i was hiding until late in the night, lmfao!!! what a Birthday Gift, !!!

Goodness, this sounds terrible!! Thank God he never got hold of you. But he has guts, facing your mom like that! What's with him and being called Baba Russia sef?? LOL.

Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be

Don't understand why pple have to turn it round all the time. Topic is referring to guys, but instead, they twist it into spotting the right woman. It's just not on.

Some chicks meet good men but give him cause, early on, to turn bad ie when the girl shows signs of being insincere, unfaithful or unserious.  Bottom line: girls, be on your best behaviour, and he'll return the favour .


_{And then some guys are just shight no matter what you do .}

Once----Diana Vickers.

So, what next?? "So-and-So Marries a ChinaMan? An Indian?? People please, it looked funny as a topic and even funnier as a homepage topic. Can we get a life, please? Lawd!

Tinnie Tempah - Pass Out

It's a pity that they can not do more with the Papa Ajasco series; the characters are well-loved from the "comics", but they have not been able to develop them properly on the screen, with good stories and acting. It should be removed from TV till they have improved on it.

@ kenerep, from the many replies here (including luizworld above), you can see that caning of naughty children was very rampant. Whether it did any good is another matter.


lol @ the repairer story. Imagine after pleading, that his own beating turned out to be even worse!! Outside people shaa . They should not be allowed to get involved in family issues.

He makes good videos, the hook is OK, he just needs some music/singing lessons or, rap lessons .

It's ok, leave him alone . I don't know why there are so many JimIyke Haters (JIH) on this NL>>>

Lol @ kenerep, about your question on caning, I know my dad must have caned us once or twice, but he never really had the heart for it . Maybe because, anytime he bought one, somehow it would get missing (someone would steal it and get rid of it ) so he could never find one when he needed it!!

So what he did, was to find other ways to punish us, by taking what ever was important to us, ie, seizing the TV for weeks or even months on end. I remember when this new video club opened just next to our house; I'm talking about mega club, and my brothers will make us save from our weekly pocket money so that we could "donate" to the "video renting fund". I never knew how much we were watching, till one evening our dad burst in on us, we were watching an Arnorld Swatznegger movie, very violent, he came in and said, so this is what we are watching. He seized the TV and video player first of all. From the cassette he saw the name of the club. Do you know that the next day, he went next door to the club, and printed out our records since the club opened. He invited my three eldest brothers to his sitting room. We heard plenty slaps but my father is a man of words, he is not physical, but can wound you with his mouth . You will just go into your room and think of your life . In fact, he showed them the pages (almost twenty pages) and told them to calculate the hundreds of naira we had expended on rented videos since the club opened. The amount was HUGE !!! . We didn't watch TV for weeks after that. When the old man was tired of punishing us we just carried the TV/VCR back into our sitting room .

It's not up to the man or the woman. Yes, the man provides the male chromosomes, but he doesn't get to choose when and how, so it's really up to God. Pray hard, and then of course talk to your doctor. There are some medical/non medical ways to determine the gender of your baby but I don't know how successful it is.

Anna Sui - Flight of Fancy. Cute peacock-topped bottle too.