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Until you start to dey kaka for bush wey dey back of Football field, you never blend finish for Black Gold.
Those wey dey weed go dey their side, Those wey dey straff go dey their side. Both Corpers and Soldiers. That place make brain small. By the time your 3 weeks is over there, if you first fat, you must trim by fire by force.

@@@ Insulting the Holy Spirit? I seriously believe you are a Muslim, otherwise you wont even think about such.

bjdon:
What nonsense

The delta is the original home of kidnappers in Nigeria. Why did they not come out and protest when their sons were kidnapping people?

How do you know it was their sons doing the kidnapping?

So who did the Royal Niger company buy the territory from before deciding to "Sell" to the British government? Who chop the money?

I actually thought they were felled while robbing the Bank, so the Police killed three boys going their way and labelled them Bank Robbers?

If you like, go and do affidavit for change of name to "Osheme/Ocheme" Nothing for you after hating on the Ocheme guy wey God just pick him call.
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Dem go Fvk later.

Anago147:
. what are you saying sir ?

Bro, na the other Anago i been think say this was. You remember that bricklayer from Iseyin that year abi?
About Yyeske, I know the chap like my preeq. Him dey dodge me make i no catch am for Nkpor.

Anago147:
. I need his picture

I haven't seen Malawian for a very long time now

So this old man never die?

Was this not the "reason" they tried to shut down Enugu International Airport the other time?

Ambode and co would have uselessed Tinubu had it been that rumour that Buhari was dead turned out to be true. You needed to see the memos they were passing to each other then. One of them used my cafe cos he was not tech savvy, i read a lot and i was even happy for what was coming Tinubu's way. It was when Ambode brought his Land Use Charge bill to our house that i realized this guy was worse than Tinubu.

Hossana to the king.....



























Crucify Him, Crucify Him!!!

Boris Nwamama, If you oppose Igbos and Nnamdi Kanu, Your end will be just as the other two before you.

gracegrace668:
Hello everyone. Please, I'm not a newbie on NL. I opened this account to protect my identity.

I never thought I'd use this word to ever describe myself. Sadly, I am an alcoholic. It has taken me a great deal of embarrassment and pain to finally come to this conclusion.

I'm a female in my early 20's. One of the first things people comment on when we have a conversation is how intelligent I am. Good enough, I fair well academically and have done so for as long as I can remember. There is this dark side of me however. I am an alcohol addict.

I've read about my condition, especially at times when I swear I would never indulge in excessive drinking anymore. A person like me is called a functioning alcoholic. I started drinking as a way to forget some emotional and troubles but as I see, this in no way helps especially longterm.

I drink everything from wine, spirits to liquor. I go out with friends that drink. I go out to drink alone. I buy some alcohol to drink at home. I go from laying on the bed to walking out to buy alcohol. I just drink, drink and drink. I'm very ashamed of this. Sincerely, I want to stop. I want to make more meaningful decisions and relationships.

Please, how do I go about this? What can I do? Is there someone/a Group that helps with this kind of condition? Please help me.

Please help me move this to the permanent site. I'll be reading for suggestions.

Alcohol can make you barren. Flee!!!

[quote author= post=80520163]Wow!

They are even protesting with guns and shooting sporadically?

We miss OBJ in this kinda case.

Seem our Daddy is too gentle with these criminals. 

General Muhammadu Buhari of 1983. where are you please, we need you at this time!

Damn it!

This is getting outta hands.

Something must be done today before every one in the presidency or Senate house sleep tonight.

A drastic solution require a drastic measure.
GBAM![/quote]Stop spamming threads with this post, show us their guns please.

GrabHisBalls:
He said so much, but ended up saying nothing. The post is filled with so much emotions than logic. First, you raised an alarm that there are armed gunmen in front of your house. Some of us were wise enough to know they can't be gunmen. Now, they were armed policemen with shabby looks. Were you expecting the police to visit you without arms?

That said, if you were forced to sign documents: why not call on your lawyer to be present before that? The police already know you to be a celebrity, so I don't expect a fowl play. Stop the media trial 'cause it's obvious this post is to tarnish the man's already tarnished image.

Is the police meant to be there using an unmarked car?

soberdrunk:
It's all marvel and DC until you fly mistakenly touch high tension wire.........

Touching high tension should not shock you na. No Potential Difference.

Xtrachidi:
Good after noon to you all. Sorry for the little diversion.

I heard of a very small scanner without screen such that when slotted in the OBD port, it get connected to an Android phone via Bluetooth. With the android app downloaded via the Google Play Store, the phone can conduct the scan as needed and provide the codes if any.

I stand to be corrected and any idea on how such scanners will be made available will be highly appreciated. Please, you can reach me on 08034930205 either via Whatsapp or call if you have an idea on its availability. Accept my humble regards!

You can find all those things on Jumia, just search ODB Scanner

Johnsonkeyz2019:
Honda Accord 2006 mechanic finding it hard to remove oil pan

Please does he have to remove the beam to remove the oil pan coz he loosed all bolts but being spending hours yet oil pan is not down finally ?

Somebody help!!!!

When mine was done, the beam was partially loosed and pushed to one side, they even brought jackt inside the engine to jack whatever up.

Tomorrow evening will make it complete 8 weeks now we have no lights at Orile Iganmu. This is simply because the community insisted on "No prepaid Meter, No payment of bills" They just disconnected half of Orile Iganmu just like that.

Tommorrow evening will make it complete 8 weeks now we have no lights at Orile Iganmu. This is simply because the community insisted on "No prepaid Meter, No payment of bills" They just disconnected half of Orile Iganmu just like that.

Natoski5:
It better I mop the ocean and sweep the desert, than to kill because of a girl.. nonsense...

Until you have a daughter of course.

Those ones sef na Cultist? Abeg second base jare.

TjDeks:
Brother, This is my mail generaldeks@yahoo.com. Pls pm me. We need to discuss on this cafe business as I'm about to go into it.

sent you a mail.

My own is when one Policeman Cocked his gun at me and trained it at my face. All he had to do was pull the trigger and i would be gone. This happened at Onitsha in the year 2010. I was really not myself that day, considering that the stupid guy who did that dressed like Rambo and was from Akwa/Cross area judging by the name on his uniform. This was someone that if it went fist for fist, even with his combat training, i will give him three minutes tops before i would have finished doing him the thing.

Na Semenya Sister be that?

SellmeYourBTC:
How can you suggest something like that, don't you know they prefer to remain backward, roaming round Nigeria? It's their way of life.

It is not a preference, it is a curse they uncured from their Patriarch Jacob/Israel. The Fulani is that Biblical tribe of Reuben. Believe it or not, it is them. It is why they have a superiority complex wherever they migrate into.

weslay:
AJ needs to focus on his rematch with Ruiz. He needs to KO the dude

I think he is blowing off steam and getting his mind at rest. I really pity Any Ruiz Jnr in the return leg after i watched a training clip f A.J. I don't think Andy Ruiz Jnr will last 5 rounds before being horizontal.

Eleyi Gidi gan. On a serious note, you said you relate with your kid son as age mates, do you not think that contributed in making him "smarter" than he is supposed to be at such an age? Although the girl is 14, she probably is as wise as an 18 year old boy. What might actually be happening there is two consenting "adults".

There is also the possibility that they might have heard moaning coming from your bedroom, saw you guys in action through the key hole and experimented with what they saw and probably liked it.

About moaning, this girl i brought home was really loud such that the whole compound probably heard her, now whenever i greet any woman in my compound, i notice their eyes stray towards my dignities.

Are you guys loud?

Princedapace:
Okay na. Make them Dey kidnap us na..

It was removed becus some policemen were abusing it. In every good thing, there must be bad eggs. That didn't stop good officers from working. I have traveled a lot and I met many good officers who executed their jobs without collecting bribe or harrassing any one. Some are bad but I think them been bad is better than been kidnapped and killed

The rate of kidnapping is too much now. If someone u know has not been kidnapped or killed, u wouldn't know..

It was removed so that these "Kidnappers" would have easy access to their new dens as they move all the way from Mali to Southern Nigeria.

Princedapace:
We need the road block back guys. Ever since the police stopped that road block on high way, it has gotten so worse

Naija high ways are bloody these days. Chaii. Buhari failed in security and economy..

Why do you think the Road Block was removed in the first place?

ellalina:
My male bestie confided this in me too. He is also a Nairalander.



I run a sharwama and agent bank outlet for over 3 years and it’s been a good business experience for me expect trust issues with my sales Girl. I have sacked over 6 girls in space of 2 years for attitude and fraud related cases.

One of the days when I have to stay at the shop because my sales girl did not come to work, a young lady walked in with her CV. She said she saw my vacancy outside, I collected her CV and went through it. She is a 22 years old ND holder who studies communication.

I asked her why she would not return to get her HND. She replied that she wants to continue at the National open university where she can work and learn.
I have her 1 week trial and that is the beginning of good things in my business.

She is so consistent, All customers I mean all of them always leave a good remark about her and why they keep coming back. When ever I return from my office to the shop, I notice how people keep giving her tips and she declares it everyday but I don’t collect it from her. Sometimes she makes up to 5K daily in tips.

Fast forward 1 year, I have taken another shop and expanded my business. I cannot remember the last time we recorded shortage in the shop. My business has become so profitable that Am thinking of quiting my job to expand the business as my salary is like 20% of what the shop now makes for me.

To reward her, I picked interest in her education, I bought her the direct entry form at the open university and she has started.

These days I noticed she has suddenly changed towards me. She doesn't ask how my day was, she avoids me and don’t look into my face when we talk. I was really worried because I have grown fond of her. I have admired her as a lady but I maintained a professional relationship.

There are times I want to ask her to follow me to events and outings but I keep controlling my urge. She called that her mum was sick so she would not be available. I decided to surprise her by paying her a visit, she could not believe her eyes when she saw me at her door step with a bag of provisions in my hand. I greeted the mum. The woman prayed for me a lot before I took my leave.

On getting home, I could not understand myself anymore. My experience at her home further boost her interest in my heart. I could not sleep that night so I picked my phone to chat with a random friend online. I saw Lucy was online too. So I called her at about 12:30 am. I asked her why she is not asleep. She said she has an emotional support that has been bothering her for days. I tried to convince her to tell me but she declined, I figured it’s about a guy although I never saw her with a guy or call one at work.

I told her I was worried too and she is the cause. I told her how she has been of immense blessing to my life and how I wish she would play a bigger role in my life. She went silent. She later hung up and turned her phone off.

She called in the morning to apologize for cutting the call. By evening, I was back at the shop. I opted to drive her home but she refused. This was very unlike her so I insisted. As we approached her neighborhood,I parked under a roadside tree. I asked her to open up to me what the issue with her was.

To my greatest shock, Lucy confesses that I was the cause of her issues. I went quiet for a while trying to figure out what she meant. I asked again how am I the cause, at this moment her eyes were laden with tears Lucy told me she could not stop thinking about me and can’t control herself around me. She said she is confused because the feeling she is having for me get her scared.

While I sat and steer at her, I knew I felt exactly THE same way for her. This time I was the quiet one. I just drove her home and back.

I am 29 and she is now 23 going to 24. I have a job and a good business. Why can’t I marry her.

She has helped me grow my business. She is adorable and well trained. I want to ask her to marry me any moment. I am strongly convinced that we can grow together and build a good business network.

What do you guys thing. Is this a wise move?

I am going to tell you something i figured out myself. Once you have found your own wife, you will know. It would be like how you suddenly realize you can drive a car and not that you are still learning how to drive. There is that very moment of clarity!!