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RedCreme21:
I might tear my hymen. If that happens, my market value drops.

Hahahahaha. Stop masturbating and channel your time, physical energy and mental energy to productive things. At least limit the time you spend masturbating (not saying you spend too much time, just advicing).

Pettyprincess:
Babe are you really serious or just trolling? If you really serious i can advice you!!
Nd hope you haven't started using two fingers to masturbate sha?

What happens if she starts using two fingers?

Forget about him.

ImaIma1:
Not true. Especially when it comes from the gender you detest.

I don't detest any gender. I love both men and women and I champion equal rights, equal opportunities, and equality in accountability for both genders. Perhaps, you have under a misapprehension.

RedCreme21:
Tsk tsk tsk.
My battery's going to run out soon. The time you guys are using to type meaningless things could be used to help me out.

Help you out in what way?

midnighter:
If you look into his eyes when a bright light is shining on them you will see that they are brown

Except if he has a genetic condition

I will look into this matter.

ImaIma1:
Semantics

Whatever. At least I am open minded and I can change my mind if I am shown to be wrong.

ImaIma1:
What about the stubbornness?

*Runs away

Lol. Stubborn? not at all. I am just uncompromising in achieving what I want.

ubunja:
lmfao. guys always diss James. But they have been together for about 12 yes. And Shera looks rather good so the guy got his money's worth. But yah, he's as average as they come looks wise.

True. James to me is okay, seriously one can't expect an old man to still look like a young Brad Pitt. I didn''t know people always dissed James, any bad blood or is it just fun diss? The most important thing is that he has his money and sh!t today.

ubunja:
as long as looks are a priority you're still playing. Pick a struggle. Do you want a pretty boy or dollars? You can't have both. Real gold diggers will even date a one eyed man with erection disfunction.

Even the husband of sheraseven1 looks like a decrepit ninja turtle.

tot:
Definition of an Engineer:
A person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures.
Being registered with COREN is not part of the definition.

From what Gofwane described, his grandfather was an engineer. He not being registered does not make him any less of an engineer.

It's just like knowing Mathematics to a very advanced level only for one lazy youth to say you are not a Mathematician because you don't have a degree in Mathematics.

franugo:
Continue displaying ur animalistic tendencies oo..devil go push u one day u con lay ur filthy hands on any of my sisters or nieces. . .

If you don't want your sisters to get beaten, teach them to lay their hands on men.

CanadaOrBust:
So let’s compare the two places u mentioned - USA is the greatest and most innovative country in the world while Islamic societies are the least (without oil)

I have no time for people who don't get their facts right before giving utterances to any piffle that occurs in their head. The gynocentrism in the US is not due innovation or a better system instead it is due to the exponential rise of contemporary feminism and the abundant present of simps and white knights. You don't have these in Islamic societies. Good night.

CanadaOrBust:
U r lucky u r in 9ja. In some places they stick u in jail if u ever hit a woman, no matter what she said or did

Places like USA or other developed western countries. It's socially universal (even in Nigeria) except in Islamic societies thank to white knights and simps. It still doesn't change the fact that "never hit a woman no matter what" is a maxim and an ideal of weak men.

midnighter:
They are dark brown and not black

I will check this up but I know a former friend whose eyes are utterly black.

So you're saying that you have pale brown eyes?

Not really pale but the brown is very noticeable.

emmaodet:
You want to know why?
Because men invest more in relationship/marriage than women.
Women mostly bring nothing to the table than pvssy and that is why it's very easyyyyy for them to move on without hitch.
Note one thing in life - whatever you struggle for, struggle to get, maintain and impress will make you cry when you lose it.
Women don't struggle to get love, gifts, ride, money etc They just wake up, dress normally and surprisingly they see people running after them, giving recharge cards, money, gifts etc
So they don't know what it takes to get been loved, it's free and whatever you get free or easily without much effort naturally we tend not to value it.
Only fewwww ladies that invested in relationship by giving there bf money, gifts, everything tends to know how it feels to get dumped or cheated on and such thread only comes once a year on nairaland bcus most don't invest there all in relationship.
Ohun taba sise fun ni pe lowo eni.
It's easier to spend looted or stolen country or company funds or money than your salary you sweated for.
And it's easier to damage a car given as gift to you than the one you saved, took loans and paying back to get.
Cc

Martinez39
Pansophist
Ubunja
Franchasng

You nailed this magnificently. If this were a boxing match, experts would say you gave the op a K.O.

themaestro08:
keep that to your self man. Ain't interested.

Did you misread? I actually said you are not the only one who doesn't buy the nonsense of "never hit a woman no matter what". I too don't buy that nonsense.

Alexaonfleek:
most Africans have brown eyes,it's common here

Lol. My dad has black eyes. Most people I have come across have black eyes. Maybe I am not observant enough and I have read much on eye colour and races.

themaestro08:
Am I the only one who doesn't subscribe to the "never hit a woman" Nonsense?

You are not the only one. "Never hit a woman no matter what" is a maxim and an ideal for simps and white knights.

Utter nonsense.

midnighter:
What colour are your eyes?

Brown.

Joedoyle:
Don't let him touch the ball, is NOW the command of all opponent.

Lol. Ronaldo is no longer the lion we knew. In his defence, I would say the former coach, the poor defence, and grievous tactical decisions limited Juventus last season.

ednut1:
does well against uber drivers and plumbers from andorra and macedonia

Serbia, Estonia, Montenegro, Lithuania etc.

NEWS HEADLINE: Ronaldo scores a fantastic hat-trick for Portugal.
OTHERS: Wow! Ororo the GOAT.
ME: Lol. It will not pass farmers and plumbers.
NEWS ARTICLE: "...as he netted his third goal against Estonia."
OTHERS: Wow! Ororo the GOAT.
ME:

>I inherited my face from my dad.
>I have a nice handwriting like my mum (I don't think handwriting is inherited).
>I am smart as my dad.
>I inherited my mum's eye colour, skin colour, and posture.

Godsfavour78:
big name I hail oh. I dey hear your doings for ugbowo DAT year. I know you are the one. Don't lie

Ugbowo?

Billionsclub:
Don't be myopic in view. Don't deviate from what I pointed out. No man in his right senses can call his mother hoe. If u don't want to change, u can continue to call any name that you like. we are human. we should at least respect each other including females

I don't have much time to spend on you. So men on nairaland have been calling their mothers h0es? Really? Good day.

Omar09:
I was in a WhatsApp group oh... Catching fun till one dude like that pm me.. I replied, we chatted then one thing led to another I told him of a girl who was trying to change my perception of women these days n that I feared she wants to date me but she trying to make me into that little boy she wants and can control, me never give am chance. The guy come ask me wetin I want, I tell am say I no deh ready for relationship all I want is her pussy that's all.
My man started preaching feminism shitt to me and how women were being oppressed. I asked him what he stood to gain defending the so called creature out to demolish you for their personal gain and ego. He fucking blocked me and kicked me out of the WhatsApp group. But this argument was done in private.

Don't mind him.

So my itibolibo can cook? Eyah, next time cook for me and you won't have any cause to complain.

Omar09:
To all the nigies out there, avoid this bitch. I've met a bitch like him once, bitch as a niigie he was, is a fvcking feminist. Imagine the crap.

Niggie you did not have to ass lick them hoes in public, have some self respect and do em in privates. Fvcking hate feminist niggie like you.

It's surprising how a man's brain and destiny can be so lost in a woman's laps and pussy that he would create an idiotic thread like this. The op is a perfectly conditioned simp. Who knows if he is trolling? It's hard to tell the difference these days.

Billionsclub:
Women are the most wonderful beingS on EARTH.

ehn?