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Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.
A young lady was constantly watching them from her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them. Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if they were the one the lady was signaling. To his great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm he was the one she was signaling. In attempting to honour the invitation, the other guy held his hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him "This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze? Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell rang.... She whispered "my husband has come back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron and pretend to be ironing" she added more clothes.
The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began ironing the clothes as the husband sat there watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman, children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those clothes you ironed?
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I washed them".............

Some girls nowadays don't even make any attempt to know the real intention of a guy towards her before plotting how to eat his money, waste his time and also toy with his heart before dumping his ass. These days most girls see every guy as a potential maga. Someone she can use to take care of her needs. Cos while you're thinking of using and dumping a girl, the girl might also be thinking of how to eat your money and break your heart. Everybody seem to be playing one another these days.

Nowadays, almost every Naija girl has a plan B. And the worst part of it, is that most times they don't even wait for plan A to fail, before switching over to plan B...Like what happened to a friend of mine some time ago. while he was on admission in an hospital, his serious girlfriend then was busy planning her wedding to another guy. My friend said, he never suspected anything, cos she played her cards very well, and hid everything from him by visiting him at the hospital and also going about shopping/planning for her wedding to the other guy until they eventually got married. My friend only got to know some days later after she called him to tell him herself. But this is not good. Don't know why most of our girls don't like staying in one place. They're always looking for good, better, best. And unless their good becomes better, they'll never rest. Guys beware! Cos, we're gradually drifting towards a loveless society.

These days, most women no longer have the strength to fight nor scare away any mistress or girl coming after their husband. They've kind of given up on the cheating nature of their men. They simply tend to look away whenever their men are cheating on them. While some hardly say or do anything, others usually advise their men to be careful or provide him with condoms to use anytime he wants to go hunting for girls. Guess alot of women dont mind sharing their husband with other women nowadays...

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Which number is best arrangement?
1. Sex, love, marriage
2. Marriage, love, sex
3. Sex, marriage, love
4. Love, marriage, sex
5. Love, sex, marriage

There are fine guys especially in the movie industry whose fine looks has given them easy access to lots of girls and sugar mummies. But transforming such luck wt women into success in their profession or career has bn somehow difficult for dem...while enjoying favors frm girls, they tend to attract envy, rivalry and jealously from guys...thats the price they have to pay for dia looks....sometimes losing their jobs/job opportunities cos of it. Clashing with their superiors at work over a girl or cos of their closeness to oga's wife. Their looks becomes more of a pain than a gain for them....

A lot of guys have made lots of mistakes or took bad decisions cos of a girl (probably an ex girlfriend). And while you are still paying the price for the mistake she led you to make, the girl in question might have left you and probably be having the fun of her life with someone else. Guys are fond of listening and taking the advice of their girlfriends. Dont know why? Is it cos of love or foolishness. Cos, sometimes such advice usually dont pan out well for the guy at the end. Only for him to start grumbling and complaining not to her, but to his friends. Like an incident that happened to a friend of mine some time ago. He ended up renting an apartment which he didnt like but had to take the place cos his girlfriend then(now ex girlfriend) liked it and advised him to pay for the apartment. Only for them to break up later, while he's still stuck in the apartment he never liked. Some guys have made bad decisions cos of a girl. Some have bought bad cars cos of a girlfriend, which they later sold. Why do things just to make a girl feel happy when you know your heart doesnt go with it...cos when she is no longer with you, you'd be the one stuck with that bad thing or the bad choice she led you to make. Guys, be a man, and dont let a girl tell you what to do...

To most girls, getting married is more important than being successful. Cos, being rich without a man in her life makes her less complete. A man completes a woman to most girls. Who sees getting married as the greatest achievement a lady can attain. Marriage to them is the ultimate for every woman.

There are some girls who really dont care if their boyfriends' salary is small or big. All they want is for him to be a man, by working and earning some income atleast. Unlike most girls who wont date a guy if he is not earning up to 150k or above per month. Cos, they are the demanding type and wud want to be wt a guy dat will be capable of meeting their extravagant needs. Such girls would always want to know how much their guy or would be boyfriend is earning, so as to know if he is capable of taking care of her needs. When you meet such girls, pls run for your dear life. Cos, wt such girls, you wil always have a hole in your pocket...

Most times, you see a good guy ending up with an heartbroken girl. A girl who probably had bn used and dumped by a bad guy. Cos its usually a good guy that comes around to mend a broken heart. Bad guys don't have time to mend any heart. They prefer to break hearts than mend anything. But its not their fault. Cos a lot of girls are fond of preferring bad guys to good guys. They always use their desire for adventure as an excuse to be with a bad guy. Many of them do see good guys as boring or weak guys. And cos of that most girls prefer to roll with a bad but adventurous guy. whom most times don't really appreciate or value any girl. Once a bad guy is done with a girl, he kicks her ass out of his life immediately. And its only after been dumped by a bad guy, that's when the girl'd now start looking for a God fearing guy to settle down with. But which guy would want that kind remnant? A girl that has bn used anyhow, hurt and later dumped by a bad guy?

Most married men who are unfaithful don't joke with their wives at all. Despite their cheating habit, they can kill or maim any man that makes advances at their wives. Try it and see how he reacts violently (jealous rage). Cos, his wife belongs to him alone, while his mistresses/girlfriends outside belong to everybody. They always expect their wives to be faithful and loyal, even if she's aware or suspicious of his unfaithfulness. To most men, a man is allowed to cheat while a woman's duty is to tend to his needs at all times...

Can any girl be single and happy at the same time? Though some girls who are single always claim they are happy. But if you check very well, many of them do crave to get married like others and also experience the joy of marriage. Cos its not easy for a girl to be single, both emotionally and psychologically.

To most girls, girls make good friends, but guys are better?...The reasons why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls is very simple. To some girls, having female friends do come with a lot of issues. And apart from the usual bickering and jealousy that are common with most girls, female friends are more of friends with benefits to some. According to a lady, some girls usually get close or become friends with a girl just to live off her, use her things, borrow money from her, wear her clothes or even use her to get connected to men. There's always a reason for them wanting to be friends with one. And at the end of the day, most of them ain't even grateful or appreciative. And you may not even need an enemy when you have some girls as friends. Cos, by the time they show you their real color, you'd be gutted. That's why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls. And apart from enjoying a guy's company, girls also see guys as close confidants. One whom they can share their secrets or private matters with freely, compare to a girl. Cos, telling a girl your secrets sometimes, is like dancing naked in the market. But most guys are naturally known to very good at keeping secrets, been supportive, as well as being a close confidant. And this is one of the reasons why most girls like hanging out with guys than girls... Ngbo na true?

Such acts are common wt most teenage girls or girls in their early 20s, who are yet to have a boyfriend or still new in the relationship game. You usually see such girls looking for any guy to kick start their love adventure with, so as to experience what the older girls are also enjoying. Many of them end up losing their virginity to their first ever boyfriends, and start indulging in lot of sex afterwards. They usually use these guys to learn more about sex and relationship. Most of them hardly stay long in their first relationship before moving on the next guy (their next victim). And thats how they'll keep changing boyfriends until they finally meet someone they truly love and want to have a future with. By then, they've already gotten enough experience about sex, love and relationship. She is now a baddass. With a thick skin and a mean heart, after bn hurt and hurting others as well.

Imagine a girl, you've done a lot for, bought phone for, gave money regularly and also assisted her wt her school fees, having the mind to later dump you for a richer but older man (sugar daddy). This happened to someone in our neighborhood. The girl just suddenly decided to break up with the guy, in order to be with the old man, so as to have her needs met and also live a much comfortable life. Apart from taking care of her, learnt the man is also the one sponsoring her studies in school. But why are girls so cruel and ungrateful. They are never satisfied with what you do for them except you give them your heart to chew and swallow. But its not right.

Don't know why most girls hardly give their Atm card to their boyfriend to go and and withdraw money. Guess its cos most girls are stingy and selfish. They only think about themselves. If you have a girlfriend who sometimes give you her ATM card to withdraw money (from her account), pls love and cherish her. Cos hardly will you see any girl doing that, due to obvious reasons. Girls love it when her guy allows her to use his ATM card to withdraw money from his acct anytime she likes. But to bring out her own ATM, na problem for her. Even if its to go and withdraw the money for her (for her sake), some girls would still find it difficult releasing her ATM card to her boyfriend to do so, on her behalf. But why?

Naija girls are mean and heartless. when they hurt any guy, they don't look back, feel any remorse nor take any prisoner. They just keep moving on, hurting guys and still claiming and forming good girls.

Almost every girl is usually happy and proud each time any man proposes marriage to her directly or through her family. And when the number of suitors keep increasing by the day, you see her feeling on top of the world. But how can she tell if they are actually serious or just looking for an opportunity to sleep with her. Knowing guys for what they are.

If you are a guy, and close to any girl who despite letting you know she already has a boyfriend (in a serious relationship) always play with you, hang out with you, visit you at home, cook for you, and always have sex with you, but doesnt like picking her boyfriend' calls whenever she is with you. Then you are simply a side dude to her. Who is there to warm her body, her bed and also give her a shoulder to lean on whenever her guy is not around. A lot of guys out there are side dudes but made to think they are the main guy by the girls they are with...

A lot of naija girls are fond of doing this to guys. They know they can't date you, but will still go ahead to chop your money and laugh at your stupidity. Guys don hear am for girls' hand. But its not good o, why lead a guy on, and eat his money when you are not interested in dating him. what if the guy decide to retaliate and humiliate you in public. what would you do? Beg for mercy? If you don't like a guy and you don't want to date him, then don't eat his money or lead him on. A lot of girls do it cos of greed. Don't let your ojokokoro (long throat) put you in trouble one day. Cos these days, guys ain't smiling...

Being that almost every naija girl lie a lot, seeing or meeting any girl who doesn't like telling lies makes you pinch yourself severally to know if its real or not. Since Nigerian girls are very good when it comes to telling lies, believing them is just like playing with fire. Ask naija guys, they know better!

WHAT DO MEN REALLY WANT?

Men men. So complicated so confusing so hard to please
If u try to please them u are cheap
If you love them you are too emotional
If you don't, you are playing hard to get
if you give them attention you are bugging them
If you don't, you are with another man
If you demand for attention you are a nagging woman
If you don't, you are not understandable
If u dress sexy u are attracting other men
If you don't you are local
If u wash their cloth and cook you are desperate
If you don't you are not a wife material
If you are beautiful you can't stay with one man
If you are ugly you are not presentable
If you independent you are chasing men away
If you are not, you are a liability
If you are pregnant you want to trap them
If you are not you must have damage your womb

SO WHAT DO MEN REALLY WANT?

Every woman likes new things. New car, new house, new apartment, new phone, new jeweries, new clothes, new bags and shoes. But not a new wife. This is the greatest fear of every woman. Cos no woman likes competition. They dread it so much...

Some ladies are the architect of their misfortune.
You meet a nice guy. A really nice guy
You both seem to hit it off
He asks you out for a date. You oblige
Everything is going smooth
He invites you over
You both got frisky
The intimate moments were bliss
Then you do it.
You download every problem you have to him
Your mother is sick
Your younger brother needs to get an admission
Your rent is expired
You need to change your hair and the host of other 'needs' that manifests in a twinkle.
That is so ugly. A Very ugly character
I have a friend who does this. She meets a new guy and almost immediately, her financial needs finds it way of popping up. The relationships never last. She ends up complaining about how men are unserious. What does she expect really?
You do not not put money upfront in a new relationship. It's a red flag for anyone who wants to take you serious.
Simply enjoy the moments and the joy of a new relationship. Bask in emotions that is budding at the moment.
There are good men out there. You ask yourself why your relationships do not last and wonder if the 'weenshes' from your village is not on your case.
Check within. An ugly character is an ugly one.
Good men exist. Don't buy into the stereotype of 'good men being extinct'
Sometimes, all you have to do is Slow Down.

Its so obvious that nowadays what most guys want from a girl is just sex, while girls only want money/comfort from a guy and nothing else. Nobody wants love. Cos, who love don epp?

Truth be told, most girls don't really need a guy in her life. Since she has enough things to substitute for a guy in her life. She can decide to acquire enough intimacy gadgets to pleasure herself with, take herself out for shopping, lunch, or to the beach. And she may also decide to sleep with any random guy whenever she feels like having sex. She can live very fine without a guy in her life. And can also abstain from sex for as long as she wants without any problem. Unlike most guys who cant really do without a girl nor abstain from sex for a long time without turning into a pervert, looking for any girl to rape or sleep with by all means. Girls don't really need guys as much as guys need them...A guy need a girl for sex, for companionship and also to brag with among his friends. But A girl can be happy without a guy, and without all the drama that comes with having a boyfriend.

A lot of naija girls are known to use guys to improve her status. Cos most girls only go into a relationship so that her boyfriend can cater for her needs, make her look and feel better and not cos she is inlove with the guy or cherish the relationship. Many of them are very good at using and dumping guys themselves. They dont care doing it to every guy they meet til they eventually get married. And the worst part of it, is when after using and dumping a particular guy, you still find the guy heartbroken after several years, while the girl has since moved on to greener pastures. Guys need to forget such girls and try to move on, despite the pain inflicted on them. A lot of girls dont care how you feel but how they feed...

In the area where I reside, most of the married guys there are usually fond of lying to girls that they are not married, in order to deceive these girls and get them into bed. And many of them have been using such lies and tricks to get a lot of these girls into bed. As you see enough gullible girls falling and giving their body freely to these guys with the hope of becoming their wives, not knowing that these guys are already married. Many of them don't only lie about their married status but also promise these girls marriage just to get in between their legs. But why lie (hide ur married status or debase your wife ) just to have sex with a girl? And why do most girls give a guy her body immediately he says he'll marry her? Can sex be used to make any guy be committed or keep his fake promises to a girl? Girls, biko be wise. And guys respect and honor ur home and your wives. For as you make your bed, so you must lie on it...

Read it somewhere that most guys tend to become more responsible after getting married. That by the time he sees responsibilities as a married man, he wont need anyone to tell him to be prudent and less extravagant....no more spending on several girlfriends and side chics. No more going out to drink with friends all the time, etc. when he has his kids' school fees, his wife's maintenance expenses, bills and other expenses to take of daily, he wont need to be told to start managing his finances/income very well...

Most bad girls that have conscience would prefer not to date you or be with you, in order not to hurt you when she realizes you are too good and nice to be with a bad girl like her. But some girls, out of greed and wickedness would still go ahead to date the innocent guy knowing fully well she'd definitely hurt him in the end...Some girls eh!

I just don't understand why my girlfriend keep complaining about my sugar mummy despite the fact that all the money I spend on her is given to me by my sugar mummy. Who knows about my girlfriend, but is still willing to share her with me. I don't know why most girls like claiming ownership of what is not theirs yet!

Imagine tellin a girl (ur girlfriend) you've bn having sex with, that u wil like to marry a virgin...how do u think she would feel hearing u utter such rubbish after sleeping with her (probably deflowering her as well). She'd be so angry with you and also disappointed in herself for bn so cheap and for giving her dignity away... A lot of guys (including that guy u are having sex with) would prefer a virgin over you. Thats just the fact.