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Still making a lot of assumptions but its ok Lol



Welcome back home. Enjoy your stay.
I think you foooqed up. Only time will tell (20 years time).[/quote]

Pls stay in school...Glitch is not part of the acronym GIFMIS...starts with Government...

Honestey:
The whole world don't have to be notified that your staff are to receive salary at a given time. Pay it silently without making it look like an achievement.
Too bad the money will continue to delay because even the platform get glitch as part of its name
(GIFMIS): Glitch from the Government Integrated Financial Management System

I don't even know how to respond to this...I come to Nigeria voluntarily and no I'm not deported. Sorry to disappoint you on both counts.

faceland:
Then you have never been out or you didn't come back voluntarily (deportation).

Not so easy...some of them have strict policies on devices and you can be fired...on top you get home and can't sleep once kids start getting home from school...distance with train and buses like 1hr away...memory loss, dementia...it's crazy the things we don't talk about ...abroad abroad we sell lies only

sukkot:
i have to tell you though being a security guard in the UK, night duty , in this internet age will be very sweeeetttttttt. I will just be on nairaland for the 12 hour shift or be watching YouTube videos. Imagine those who did security pre internet ? You will just be staring at white walls for 12 hours straight. This why most of our uncles are in mental institutions in the UK. All they can see now are white walls lmaooooooo

it's more than work place...most people can't afford organic meals...in some places with what they make. UK people are traveling to Nigeria cos they can't get appointment for years with NHS...we just dey whine dey lie to our people

Zanzibar1:
This is another view. But work place hazard can happen to anyone at anytime.

How you know I am not in Nigeria as I am typing? Again, assumptions just like you have in your postings...next..send me pics and videos you are in Nigeria and ask for my precise location. I do not need you to take me serious...Here you will see them on the streets...sebi Nigeria you can sleep in abandoned buildings and uncompleted...try that in sane countries. Anyways, I am not here to debate...japa if you must. Good luck

faceland:
We don't even have homeless data or drug use data or all these. Abeg. Come back to Nigeria before I take you seriously.

The Money dey US Soccer and Saudi now o...so the deal must have been too good to let go.

Good luck Agba Baller.

naptu2:
asisat_oshoala



https://www.instagram.com/asisat_oshoala/p/C2z8HH7xHQJ/

Who is mocking who? Check our www.cspan.org and listen to Washington Journal in the morning. You will hear enough lamentations. My point is simple...all that glitters is not gold. The pain and suffering you are talking about is happening all over the world. Some have housing vouchers, food stamp support, organizations that supply food and donate food...yet the same abroad ...look up homeless populations, level of violence, drug use and so on....kidnappings nko, you will think it doesn't exist but it happens in sane countries. My point is...let no one sell you paradise...anyone that want to japa should japa, and face the consequences of what you see...don't believe in fake news and misinformation.

faceland:
Please can you stop mocking us?

In my life time, just 8 years ago before the cursed Buhari came, $1 was N180. Your bloody light bill is 40k and internet 14k just 8years ago so why use this inflated current naira to insult people's intelligenc? We are suffering because salary is the same but the money is losing value WEEKLY.

For example, ordinary insecticide is 2k or 4k. To you, it is less than $2 only, to a fresh graduate it is more than 6% of their income and 4% of the income of a soldier sent to fight Boko Haram with family obligates.

If you go to fancy restaurants and tip $20 you are an average tipper back in the days, you are a generous giver but today that is the waiters one month salary.

Besides our internet is shit. I have never in my life use above 3G... USA quality internet is available for USA price... I am sure you use heavy gadgets and even washing machine that if a Nigerian use here in Nigeria they would have similar bills.

Some of them were warned...watch Daddy Freeze...some of them they will loose their CoS soon cos one of the companies that helped them said they have revoked their license, and some have lost a ton to scammers both in Nigeria and UK. Let people continue to buy ice creams and doughnut stories. I think some people just lie so people can japa and then laugh at them when they arrive and discover the reality. Evil minds and evil folks.

ogbonti:
no mind them - the people selling paradise about japa have not slept up to 4 hours a day for the past 3 weeks hoping from one job to the other working themselves to death just to pay bills - NOT TO even save and that is the cycle they will be in the next 25 years - yet people who can build house - run a business and even have a car that they payed for in cash in NIGERIA are envious of those JAPARIANS running after bus and train in western world trying to work crazy jobs in the bitting cold winter - ona eyes go clear when ona reach abroad - BUT please dont sell your house or land to japa oooo e get why

another hopeless comment meant to create hopelessness in people....let your words edify. How is internet and light cheaper? Cheapest Electricity is $250 - $300 during winter time...that's close to N400,000 a month and internet can be as much as $80 which is about N120,000 for a month of use. You japa to UK...yes you will work but those care jobs are no different from bricklayers or laborers in Nigeria...you feel them in your body true and true...even security jobs. Ask those with the experiences...ask about people that got sick and relocated at mid age, ask about our people in mental institutions, ask about our people with strokes abroad...yet we come online and sell paradise that is not real for average Nigerian abroad.

tensazangetsu20:
The day they took the light out for 3 mins here to do some maintenance. They brought doughnuts, ice cream and burgers to apologize . I remember when internet went out for just 5 mins, the next day the internet company was here to double check everything. The funny thing is the light bills and internet bills here are even lesser than in Nigeria. It's really terrible and to be honest the current Nigeria you are experiencing is paradise compared to the Nigeria in the next few years.

This issue is not the circular or notice...how do you enforce these things? You need to tell the banks regulators will be coming next week, and fines will be issued to banks that fail to comply...sticks and carrots...and maybe some incentives to encourage them to comply.

Ibrahimcoomasie:
https://punchng.com/cbn-orders-banks-to-sell-excess-dollars-in-24-hours/

Watch them claim they will be kidnapped and sold as slaves ... fill for asylum but do you have to tank the nation to do so...hmmm

Bobloco:
https://leadership.ng/50-of-nigerians-seeking-asylum-in-belgium-are-from-edo-lagos/

You are ignorant. You are not the only one living abroad. We didn't support Tinubu because he is Yoruba. Biden and Trump are older...why isn't Americans voting for someone younger? Is Biden and Trump free of sins? Again, you are ignorant and the choice for leadership is first and foremost...Trust.

People just don't trust Obi to lead them and he didn't help by creating a religious campaign...Yes Daddy and his supporters being ethnocentric and switching between Biafra and Nigeria. Obi and Atiku supported removal of subsidy.. it is better to face these pains now than to become Ghana begging everyone for money just to stay afloat. We are investing and this is the planting season. Keep your faithless and hopeless mindset to yourself.

shiwex:
Emi Lokan, Emi Lokan.......see as you messed the whole country up. I don't blame the man , I blame ignorant Nigerians tht decide an 80 year old man is the one that should come and lead the country.



We living abroad can see where all these will end. We told you ..Obi was your man..you all dey shout Na Yoruba turn. I am a Yoruba man and will never have voted for an old, corrupt man like Tinubu.

I do not pity all those that are suffering, they had the chance to change their future but they decided to enslave themselves to APC.

certain Saint Lol...be nice

Throwback:
Ok.

Congratulations to him.

If he someday becomes Governor of Lagos State, I hope he will not domicile the state funds in a bank he was previously the Chairman and has major interests.

We know a certain "Saint" who was fraudulent enough to do so.

The chicken is already traumatized from the kidnapping...now you tie the chicken to the kidnapper...is this not animal abuse? How will the chicken recover from all these trauma?

LocalFARMERS:
This Chicken Thief was caught and paraded this morning in Benin.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxGU-ULTqWQ

Check the exchange rates of developed countries.

Then go with those with more bang for your buck.
Then look at job opportunities and cancel some options.
Then look at housing and cost of living...then make your decision.

Online folks cannot live with the consequences of your decision...so do your own research, and come up with a conclusion you can live with.

Good luck

Aliveandhealthy:
I currently have about 5 million naira in my savings account and I'm planning on relocating to a developed countries with a lot of job and employment opportunities. Which European country can I travel to with 5 million naira?
I'm a Corp member serving in Cross River State

APGA Party...Na wa o

chokekachy:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/01/30/court-orders-seizure-of-senator-victor-umehs-assets-over-n136m-bank-debt/?fbclid=IwAR3kE8vkfcHs81Ou51HCLeomGig3CzFBDNFM53O6lTA5n2Rv1twe6-Xsb_A

Technically she cannot drive over the waters...so she is not driving all the way from London to Lagos LOL

aieromon:
https://www.zikoko.com/citizen/pelumi-nubi-the-29-year-old-woman-driving-from-london-to-lagos/

Instagram/@pelumi.nubi
X/@peluminubi_

Yes he can if

1. The 2 bedroom flat is small and reasonable
2. The person is a bricklayer and will do his own work including labor

If he can fill his own foundation and expenses will include blocks and cements without pillars...sure. The pillars he can add it to the stuff later...the key here is...it has to be a small 2br flat

Estimate -

1500 blocks @ N500 = N750,000
Cement - 100 bags for Blocks and 50 bags for foundation = 150 bags @ N5,000 = N750,000
Iron Rods for Foundation Pillars = N250,000 - N300,000
Welder = N100,000
Carpenter = N100,000

It wont include lintel pillars or side pillars...but it can be done...now if you have to pay bricklayer...you will need to consider 1 bedroom flat and another N200k for Bricklayer then supervise everything yourself from beginning to end...and the area must be low cost area for these labor prices to work.

Happens in sane countries...we often say jails turn men into gays...Another reason to avoid jail or prison anywhere and everywhere.

chisomkachy:
https://fij.ng/article/exclusive-in-kirikiri-death-row-inmates-take-advantage-of-poor-feeding-pay-n5000-to-sodomise-fellow-inmates/?fbclid=IwAR1vsA7m_LT7zQXANZmepIMkmt32j9iRj4ojNaPfoPNV6gXgVJNKzNSK-A4

40,000 deaths by gun violence alone in 2023. That is not including other deaths and the population of US is 1.5 times that of Nigeria...so technically Nigeria should be over 25,000 deaths...just saying. No one blames Biden for the choices people make.

Your account was just created Jan 21st, 2024...Sorry, this scam wont work on here. People will check your account creation date first.

Look4success:
December salary was paid on the 15th of last month. And the festive season had taken 60% of the money. Managed the remaining 40% till last week. Just waiting that this week will be watered. Help please Sir

You did not prepare for your tfare to work from your last salary or what?



Someone should help me with 5k or any amount please. I want to use as tfare to my workplace this week. Please[/quote]

Hmm....I wonder what the statistics would be like under President Biden of the USA or Russia...no one blames the President over criminality ...we just want them to keep acting. Soldiers and Police are trying unless someone thinks they are not doing their jobs...then you can blame the infrastructures. I was not one to blame GEJ or Buhari...most of those putting up stats...will they join the military or have their children fight insurgencies? Absolutely NOT...so lets praise and encourage not heap blames.

treesun:
https://ait.live/2423-nigerians-killed-with-1872-kidnapped-under-tinubu-presidency-group/

If you are looking for jobs....shine your eyes and be open to relocation.

ijustdey:
The year 2023 had come and gone with many downturns and hiccups that retarded economic growth. Experts said to reposition the economy, Nigeria must oil…




https://dailytrust.com/economy-nigerians-look-up-to-10-companies-in-2024/

With the way he played...I would have protested for a drug test if I played for Cameroon too...he was Human-X

fergie001:
Sports radio Brilla 88.9FM

You don't need toothpick...our forefathers had their ways na...na we become modernize for our own liking. I think we should softpedal on the dollar comparison...and just talk about how Naira isn't going too far

silibaba:
Are you a production country?
Can you produce ordinary toothpick or cotton board.? No


That mean that your life depends on foreign currencies to survive.

Na only food you come this world come chop?

Can you produce human hair, machinery, etc

Dollar is very important to you sir.

Let's not discount the others..they played hard too...I will say that this is the first time since Atlanta 96 that players are actually playing for something greater than themselves...the Nation..That they apologized for a draw and even promised to play better after 7 points...it's a welcome development.

Osimhem is a different breed. At the club level, he is the GOAT so no one can dictate to him at the National Level from the club..I remember clubs trying to control how players play then by speaking to possible injuries that can sideline them if they play for the National Team...this is different. The ladies we have to give kudos to them...they have brought out the best and the national pride in our boys. My own take

Jonathan:


If we have like 3 of him, we can definitely win the world cup.

Stop comparing the Naira to Dollar...no be another country get the Dollar. You can compare the money to food basket...makes more sense. Na dollar you dey spend in Nigeria? The pure water you said is N50 for 2 ...one pure water is over N1500 in the country wey get dollar. That is why you cannot compare money from another country with Naira. You buy a full lunch of Amala for N2,000 - N3,000...in the US, it will set you back close to N20,000 - N25,000 even with all the inflation we claim to have...what we need is to increase salaries so people can have more disposable income, and they plan to do that in April.

silibaba:
Jobless president.


Dollar is N1500

Pure water is N50 for two.

Bread is N1700

Fuel is N650

Come and do the magic you claimed you did in Lagos in Nigeria ooo.

Aregbeshola...go collect las las...the end of those who conspire never end well

TruthsFM:
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Landlord no hate am...we go just dey do shortlet...ask UK...who go chase tenants every month...the man just dey play lol

Machinegun91:
I love this move as a tenant.


I hate it as a landlord.

The Amala alone is about N600 at Amala Skye in Ibadan lol...then with the meat...you will be paying about N1000 for this so thank your lucky star. If you don't want to pay, cook....cos sellers will need to pay for foodstuff and make enough to pay their own living expenses as well.

Ijaya123:
I went out to get lunch somewhere in Lagos today and this the food I bought for N600. That’s 4 portions of Amala with meat and ponmo.

I think a lot of food people are selling these days are over priced.