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Nice idea to be candid, I'll help out in planning,

scopusng:
Anyway, most nairaland girl will never like this idea because some of them are not as beautiful as they always claimed to be.

Very tactless statement

When i saw 'Tribute to Bawomolo' this morning; I did a double check and had to go through the thread immediately. I lost a young friend of mine 2weeks back and I'm just coming out of it. This is pretty sad. I used to go through his comments and i must say i gained a lot though i never replied any of his posts.It was plain obvious he was an intelligent person,i always thought he was in his late 30s or early 40s;even his name added this mature ring to his posts. May God continue to console his family.
'It is not the years in your life that counts,but the life in your years'. Rest in Peace-Olubusayo Awomolo.

I'll try talk about it briefly on my show this afternoon (www.splashfm1055.com) between 1200-1600hrs GMT

Great Anthonians!
I was pretty small way back in secondary school (still cute though )so i was a victim of several bullies who called themselves seniors. But I'll never forget the day a silly female senior decided to try her lesbian skills on me. She woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me to suck her boobs (I still feel sad each time i remember the incident). I declined and she stuck one of her boobs into my mouth. Unfortunately,i was shaking while quietly telling her (so as not to wake others)that i couldn't do it, so i bit her boob. She bit me back on my neck and the following day,she punished me further by asking me to go fetch 10 buckets of water from the borehole (which was pretty far) and pour the contents into a gutter.
I heard she's married now and i honestly still find it hard to forgive her,

I almost moved to the next thread until I saw Nike Osinowo's name,then i ran back. Vanguard must be a crazy media house. How influential is Nike Osinowo? Funny enough,Tuface isn't there? Mama Bakassi (Senator Florence Ita Giwa isn't there too? And like someone rightly pointed out, Obasanjo SHOULD be on that list (if it truly has to do with influential).
*Vanguard staff are obviously high on refinery gas*

Sorry this is off topic,

@Lanre;you didn't come up with that poem;it was posted by md4real on another thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-521335.0.html (50 reasons why we should celebrate)and he said he got it off his friend's page on Facebook(unless you're that friend of his). He acknowledged taking it off his friend's page and you didn't do the same. That's not been fair Lanre, *sorry to burst your bubble*

@KnowAll;You got me laughing out real hard at the statement 'one of Nigeria's major export', now that's a classic! Anyway,na wetin the Cameroonians dey find na im dem see, There should be 'freedom of business'. Bros TB didn't put a gun to their heads na,so what's the blacklisting all about? Lol. What's my business with those business centers sef? TB Joshua;Tuberculosis Joshua! Hmmmmmmmm, SMH

Akuviv:
@ Jennykadry : your profile pic got me reeling with laughter. Please send it to the jokes section. Is that your toaster?

Now that's a classic picture!!!! What in the devil's name was he looking for in the bush

Those uniforms look pretty new, How come?
But on the other hand,i think they really deserve to be prayed for;a lot of demons working in them,

Thanks poster,
I've always wanted to go to Malaysia if my office allows me go on leave this year(cruel people, lol). But with the sad stories i hear on a daily basis,i think I'll save up for the World Cup in Brazil (2014). Please is this a wise move? Who's been to Brazil before? How much do you think i should budget? Where's the Brazilian Embassy in Lagos? Please don't make fun of me o!!! Lol

@omo_to_dun;You sure have been around, *wink wink*

Funny enough,while growing up,I've always prayed for a tall dude cause I'm pretty short/cute. I've dated a couple of tall dudes but my fiance is short! I love him a whole lot though at times i do wish he was taller.
And whoever said their manliness could be short needs to sample one! Mine's pretty BIG!  ;DA tall man will definitely be envious of his thing,    After one round,i always get irritable just to discourage him, 

Ranks007:
yahoo yahoo, Yoruba boys dey maintain that area,

Hard Drugs & piracy, Igbo boys them

Suicide bombers, Hausa boys abi?
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Militancy, Niger Deltans,

Division of labour (crime) duly observed, & that's zoning 4 real

Wicked !!! Classic!!!  

kokoye:
You too.

Na 'Harrods' 

abi you be kenny's brother ni? 

No mind me jare, Na rush rush wan kill me,

dappssee:
Na biography? You should have released it in Parts. This story is long enough to make a 4 part Movie. Totally Faithful 1 - 4

pawa4ul:
In as much as I am one of his fans, I think this post is too long for a busy man to read.

Like moi !!! but we no dey busy to reply sha o!

chitech:
please post threads not novels ,olu jacob the FAITHFUL,that the name of the poem

You're too wicked! i couldn't even read anything;i just read the comments shikena!

MR Money £:
How much can this  mumu spend in [b]HAROLDS, with the way he is boasting around [/b] or is he as rich as Beckham or other footballers, funny DUDE 

You mean "Harrods"?
never mind,keke must have pissed you off real bad, 

To start with,is 29 your true age? T

~Bluetooth:
I hope he gets a tall woman for a wife. . .

And who's the giant you have in mind?

Quote from: Tcrack on Today at 03:31:27 PM
FROM THE WEBSITE : www.jewel for jim .com
He is the most popular and versatile Nollywood celebrity, the romantic fantasy of [b]every single woman [/b]who saw his movies.

Now I'll have to take this personal, This is downright rude!

But on the other hand,i stumbled on a comment on a website that "not with Jim's Amerigbo accent".

Jewel for Jim?

Uncle Bisi Olatilo (Biscon World) is a culprit, He paid Jan salary,Feb 17, Feb salary March 24th ans so on, He hired 3 graduates June last year and didn't pay them until November(October salary please).
Some employers are just plain wicked! He asked my cousin to resume March 16th. She did and asked him later that week that was she going to be paid for the remaining part of the month? He said of course not;so she asked him that how about starting the next month then,he said no,and she stopped going. BISCON=Sweatshop!

I'm confused in here o! Dan Foster the OAP or Dean Foster?

This is the headline I look forward to- "Onovo obeys court order", Lol

bawomolo:
i wonder why nigerians aren't these religious when it comes to the issue of pre-marital sex and adultery.

look at all those pervs/freaks in the sexuality section but somehow homosexuality is considered a taboo

good post by elrazur - i wonder what the responses were on facebook

Thanks a lot for making my day!
As per Facebook;they must have skinned him,

Tudór:
Hang a human beig because he prefers to stick his d,,ick in an azzhole of another man What is the big deal??

I've said it and will say it again, happy married life to the couple. They deserve happiness and should be able to get it with whomever they please!

Thanks a lot Tudor, EL Razur said it all,
If there's a separate hell fire for fornicators/child molesters/cheats/fraudsters/adulterers/armed robbers;then I'll crucify gays, But if it's the same hell,please let the gays have fun while on earth, Besides who are we to criticize?
They are adults,so why bother myself with what they deem fit in their eyes?
Happy married life to you abeg!

Once i doze off at night,Till tomorrow morning bro!


Don't you just hate it when you want to watch something meaningful on DSTV,your mum tells you she wants to watch Africa Magic?

I'm straight pls,

Don't you just it hate it when silly people call you on "Extra Cool" especially when you're having a fab dream/sleep?

Lol, pretty silly and too bad one can't expain why,

Don't you just hate it when you swallow all the pride you've got to ask someone for a raise(cash) and the person says no?

I admire MrCrackles a whole lot, (He's been off the radar though)

lol, embarrassment of embarrassments!

Don't you just hate it when a dude with bad breath is dancing with you and at the same time singing "Mario's How Do I Breathe" to you?

False

A girl in the car is worth 10 in the phone book,