₦airaland Forum

TMaster:
Nkenna is not Nigeria, she is from Biafra, that i know for sure

It's obvious you're missing civil war-don't worry,keep brewing another one, i pity u,

mr.official:
There are fake condoms already. It happened to me

The condom tore and I was able to observe it, i used all the pack that night and they did tear.

So i kuku skin.

with ur microscopic eyes, you were able to observe it abi? you get time sha,
ehn ehn,did you use all the CDs in the pack or you used all the packs in the carton?? . I think your weapon is a bit faulty!!!

Dis Guy:
[b]So Sam Egwu is now a recruitment agent? [/b]is he now responsible for placing adverts for teachers?
why is this going through a government dept?

Lol, that's what you call "PP", minister on one hand, recruitment agent by the side,
but on a good day, why can't my President apply? Probably after 2011 elections, after all he was once a lecturer!
Buncha clowns, You can't give what you don't have,

So Post UME is now "illegal" to ASUU? Guess they are just waking up from their yeye slumber! Personally, i think Post UME is just a time wasting act, they still cut corners, coming out with a good score, and still meeting up to the school/course's cut off still doesn't guarantee you an automatic admission, Rubbish!

!amebo no1:
i can see you are suffering from confusion, cos your point is not str8 forward

Na Doctor you be or English teacher? whichever it is, you're in the wrong profession! 

spikedcylinder:
I thought you people said it doesn't matter how many kids Omotola has had? Why should their age difference matter now? Or haven't you seen people way older than Fathia but still slimmer e.g Betty Irabor? Double standards, eh?

How does realising that people are made differently equate to knowing the content of a person's genetic make up?

Your attempt at comprehension is startling.

Queen Latifah is big, yes but Omotola is nowhere that big. That's why I said "if you call Omotola big, what will you say about Latifah and Mo'nique?"

Madam, who be "you people"? please don't "kobalise" me o!!!
their age difference should count, I'm not comfy with Omotola's fibroid tummy and i think i have the right to complain na, 
Betty Irabor hhmmmmm,, i reserve my comments,
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ThiefOfHearts:
Fathia is a great actress but looks like a market woman

what a ridiculous comparison.

Cannibal A: thanks a lot, i ain't bothered about her face, i was comparing the two shapes, chikena! If she likes she should look like a groundnut seller facially, her body doesn't look like that at all, and aside that she doesn't look like a market woman, when was the last time you went to the market? we now have "tapping" market women o!! , Your pictures pls,

spikedcylinder:
Prey,
I hope you realise that people's genetic make up are different? Omotola looks to have the sort of body that, on the slightest provocation, she'll blow up! As she is, this is probably the slimmest reasonable weight she can achieve after having children.
It's quite hypocritical to compare Omotola and Fathia at one corner of your mouth and fail to compare Fathia to someone like Iyabo Ojo who also happens to be a mother and is skinnier than Fathia. Not everyone should look like Victoria Beckham and not everyone should look like Queen Latifah, I bet you never heard that variety is the spice of life.
Besides, Fathia has two children, not five.

The main Lioness:
Now we're talking about genes,you can't compare Fathia to Iyabo Ojo at all, cos I still maintain the fact that Fathia's got nothing less than 4kids, Saidi Balogun isn't her first hubby, she already had 2kids before relocating to Nigeria, and i guess you still forgot about the age difference between Omotola, Iyabo Ojo and Fathia? and does Iyabo Ojo look healthy to you? She's the picture of a big time failing health, I just don't want to believe you appreciate Iyabo's physique, and aside that, as you rightly stated, if "probably this is the slimmest reasonable weight Omotola can achieve after having kids", then i rest my case!!! but the tummy, i personally think it offensive!!!

before una eat me raw, let me express myself abeg,

I think Omotola's being over-rated. She's cool, beautiful, but let's not call a spade an agricultural product, she needs to shed some fat, her tummy is what i have a problem with. The media yells all the time that after 4 kids(am i right?), she's still like that, please, she's like how? does she look like a 20year old? nope!!! she's a beautiful mother to be realistic, but Fathia Balogun has 5 kids (i think, but not less than 4) and she maintains her shape better than Omotola, and did i forget the fact that she's much older than Omotola? Fathia is closer to 40 than 35, so what's the noise all about? If her husband is cool with it, in fact he has to be cool with it jare, does he have any option shiow,

over to you, the "cannibals on NL"

willy et:
@matiltom---d
Really pity you/ sorry not an abuse. how long time will you take to wake from your slumber. change in nigeria will be a miracle.a miraclce we all prayed for. One question for you --where and what point will change comes. [b]We hide under the umbrella of religion and I wll sincerely tell you i am a firm believer in the word of GOD. [/b]Let us for once look back, now and future. Be a realist. you are one of the cause of the nigerian situation as most nigerian never tried to be real and well orientated, we are lead byour present situation , maybe things can change in naija. it is really a pity, with all the wealth the LORD God gave to us in this country ---have been squandered
India, korea, china, ghana, s/a, malaysia and the comimg up gabon togo tunisia---are creation of God almighty. THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESSED NIGERIA MORE THAN THEM. yet where are we? or where are we going to be . you need to visit these countries

face issues
dont run away from it
change can still come but let it start from you

Am i God? Abi which kain unreasonable question is this? you and who are hiding under the umbrella of religion?You're the one who's expecting a miracle. Maybe you need to read my post again;I know you didn't and I ain't mad at you, it happens, you want to say something on NL. In fact if anyone should be thought a pastor, that person should be you. You say you pity me? See e see wahala,I'm as faceless as you are, so what's the pity party all about?I'm already making a change in my chosen profession, so if you don't know what to say, read other posts and go to bed, hissssssss

Jesus Christ, I weep for some slaves on NL

I do feel bad when some people criticize Nigeria like they once took a shot at straightening things out but it didn't work out. All you can do is come online and say terrible things. There is a Yoruba adage that says if a god can't help me out of my situation, please leave me the way you met me. If you can't do anything to help out, maybe some people will look better with their mouths sealed, I have no issues with the poster, he should be entitled to his opinion (likewise everyone else). But we should be diplomatic with our arguments. I'll always be proud to be a Nigerian, especially when I'm on this soil, It gives me great joy to be at home!

Aloy~Emeka:
Did any of you notice the bolded part in the report?. When did Chiamanda become British-American when she carries Nigerian passport?

I thought i was the only one that saw it, na wa o!!! these people can be damn ridiculous at times, why British-American? I doubt if she'll be comfy if she sees that though, shiow!!!

MUNEER2:
It's all good, at least the government is responding to their demands. Come to Ibadan, the simple law by the governor when any organ decides to threat the government with strike is and i quote, 'NO WORK, NO SALARY'

That's true, but what else do u expect from a "tinted" governor I still think the man should be a brand ambassador for Tura or Zarina Cosmetics,

THE AMAKA:
this shows you have nothing else to say.
accept it.

Amaka,abeg leave the yeye man alone jare, I've been laughing big time while going through your posts and his, lol
just let him be, he must post something u know

olanajim:
hmmm
A test of real leaders is ability to put their houses in order.

Keyamo at no time called himself a leader , for wia?

rasputinn:
You have to see Festus Keyamo beyond the public image he showcases to know that he is actually a jackass

No one is perfect o!!! We all have our shortcomings, Keyamo is just a plus to the long list of men who can't put their homes in order but hey, who am i to judge?? i sabi wetin dey happen for them room? hiss

timbuktu1:
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Onovo is a big liar jo , afterall he said Ribadu didn't come to Nigeria for Gani's burial, he should just shut up,olodo,

Busy_body:
Don't have a problem with it, it looks less cluttered but I guess the reason people will not take to it, is because we all have this inbuilt mechanism to HATE CHANGE

gbam!!!! you talk true, lol

Shola2009:
haba! but seriously! of all the multi-talented people in Nigeria,Tu-face idibia was the one they picked.  but at least they didn't make him the ambassador to the "Say No to Abbortion" foundation  

sola,i think u got it wrong o , Inno for be ambassador to  the "say no to Abortion" foundation, in fact,he detests abortion big time, .  
u must let that child live!!!!
but I've got no problem with his appointment though,I've always known he's a favored person,

Jail ke?? they might come out alive which is a source of concern to my lil' self,
they all should be shot in the groins!!!!

ifihearam:
Considering the most infleuntial man of God in this country Nigeria and the world at large,yet he does not speak on certain political issues which i feel could take a new turn if people of his calibre alongside his counterparts like Bishop David Oyedepo,Pastor Chris Oyakhilome etc.
   My concern was also drawn to the fact that Cicilia Ibru is a dedicated member of the RCCG and we have not heard anything to that regard from Daddy GO.Can I say that his silence in these issues is as a result of his usual self or spiritual direction,my question right now is and i stand to be corrected or educated:Should he stay mute or speak has he is very infleuntial and highly respected world wide,because i strongly believe if he speaks once this nation would hear him because he is truly a man of God.

this is embarrassing, coming from an adult,

Aloy~Emeka:
Arisekola Alao is no business mogul, he is an embezzlement magnet who connived with Abacha to steal government money. Also,  the man who betrayed Abiola because of money. I am glad he has tribal marks because it will make the devil identify him quickly in hell and throw him near Adedibu.

now, this is hilarious!!!!! LWKMD

fyneboi:
When a guy break up an engagement, is the girl suppose to return the engagement ring or keep it?

what rubbish, this wicked soul broke my little heart , and he wants to smash it further by requesting for my precious ring, hell no!!!! d aboki at Sabo will never allow that, straight to the pawnshop!!!!!

tpia.:
well, he gave her the ring, not loaned her.

Returning it is a matter of choice, I should think.

thank you jare, he GAVE me, period,

I've been saying this for a while now, and we're saving up for it , Cayman Islands!!!

qblaze:
Wonders shall never end!
Adeboye the fraudster, the ultimate conman is leading prayer sessions at the United Nations. Soon they will be inviting TB Joshua and Guru Maharaji to come and analyze the world's problems.

No wonder the UN is losing its credibility.

Um, where did he park the jet?

qblaze, na that one you get biz with?olodo,

Thomaths:
@ back2back, do u know that the prayer of these saints is helping this country shaa?, If not for the prayer of thr righthous, only God knows where this country would be

Sorry o Thomaths, where Nigeria for dey?

okeey:
2010 World Cup: Amodu blasts Kanu, Ik Uche , says it’s not over yet - Apologises to Nigerians - Blames players’ poor attitude
By Olawale Olaniyan - 11.09.2009

A Nigerian fan demonstrates
patriotism during the Super
Eagles clash with Tunisia
in Abuja.EMBATTLED Super Eagles coach, Shaibu Amodu has hit out at Portsmouth striker, Kanu Nwankwo for failing to impose his presence as a leader of the team, during the 2010 World Cup qualifier against the Carthage Eagles of Tunisia at the National stadium, Abuja last Sunday which ended in a 2-2 draw.


www.nigeriatribune.com

this man is a goat, after he failed to impose his own presence as a coach of the team, slowpoke,

yea,i still pray, i just thank God for the meal, and i implore him to provide for those who do not have,

I think it's high time i broke up with my boyfriend for not being a militant,

me wey i be broadcaster sef, i never go Ghana for training, interesting,

I pity the security guard, him for know say "thugs no dey wear uniform". definitely he doesn't have "oju inu". him suppose don sight say na Thug dey show, pele o, Nwulu,

Eagle1:
@poster

I'm happy for the security man. Money don land. Just sue the idiot's fcukn ass.  Assault,  battery,  the whole works. Long live Gani Fawehinmi!!!

Money ke? I doubt that one o, that's if the poor dude doesn't lose his job
this is naija oga, if Nwulu should think of money,then he's on his own, na tall order be that o!!!

To be candid, it's possible you've got bad breath and she can't tell you to your face. Dated a guy for about 4months and i had to break up with him cos i couldn't stand his breath, unfortunately, he's the cuddling type, always breathing on me,licking my ears and all that (yuck!!).
Do ask a close friend if you've got bad breath or I'm very sorry, do ask your mum-these people can't afford to lie to you i presume,
take kia of u,