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TV/Movies / Re: Nkenna (big Brother Africa), A Model Of A Nigerian Woman? by matiltomd(f): 12:46am On Nov 18, 2009
TMaster:

Nkenna is not Nigeria, she is from Biafra, that i know for sure grin grin grin

It's obvious you're missing civil war-don't worry,keep brewing another one, grin grin grin i pity u, grin grin
Health / Re: N31m Worth Of Fake Soap Inpounded In Lagos by matiltomd(f): 11:33pm On Nov 03, 2009
mr.official:

There are fake condoms already. It happened to me tongue

The condom tore and I was able to observe it, i used all the pack that night and they did tear.

So i kuku skin.

with ur microscopic eyes, you were able to observe it abi? you get time sha,
ehn ehn,did you use all the CDs in the pack or you used all the packs in the carton?? grin grin. I think your weapon is a bit faulty!!! grin grin
Politics / Re: South Africa Request Nigerian Teachers by matiltomd(f): 5:32pm On Oct 24, 2009
Dis Guy:

[b]So Sam Egwu is now a recruitment agent? [/b]is he now responsible for placing adverts for teachers?
why is this going through a government dept?

Lol, that's what you call "PP", minister on one hand, recruitment agent by the side, grin grin
but on a good day, why can't my President apply? Probably after 2011 elections, after all he was once a lecturer!
Buncha clowns, You can't give what you don't have,
Education / Re: ASUU Declares Post-UME Illegal by matiltomd(f): 4:42pm On Oct 24, 2009
So Post UME is now "illegal" to ASUU? Guess they are just waking up from their yeye slumber! Personally, i think Post UME is just a time wasting act, they still cut corners, coming out with a good score, and still meeting up to the school/course's cut off still doesn't guarantee you an automatic admission, Rubbish!
Celebrities / Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by matiltomd(f): 2:09pm On Oct 23, 2009
!amebo no1:

i can see you are suffering from confusion, cos your point is not str8 forward grin grin grin

Na Doctor you be or English teacher? whichever it is, you're in the wrong profession!  grin grin

spikedcylinder:

I thought you people said it doesn't matter how many kids Omotola has had? Why should their age difference matter now? Or haven't you seen people way older than Fathia but still slimmer e.g Betty Irabor? Double standards, eh?

How does realising that people are made differently equate to knowing the content of a person's genetic make up?

Your attempt at comprehension is startling.

Queen Latifah is big, yes but Omotola is nowhere that big. That's why I said "if you call Omotola big, what will you say about Latifah and Mo'nique?"


Madam, who be "you people"? please don't "kobalise" me o!!! grin grin
their age difference should count, I'm not comfy with Omotola's fibroid grin grin tummy and i think i have the right to complain na,  grin grin
Betty Irabor hhmmmmm,, i reserve my comments,
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Celebrities / Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by matiltomd(f): 5:36pm On Oct 22, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

Fathia is a great actress but looks like a market woman

what a ridiculous comparison.

Cannibal A: thanks a lot, i ain't bothered about her face, i was comparing the two shapes, chikena! If she likes she should look like a groundnut seller facially, her body doesn't look like that at all, and aside that she doesn't look like a market woman, when was the last time you went to the market? we now have "tapping" market women o!! grin grin, Your pictures pls, grin grin grin

spikedcylinder:


Prey,
I hope you realise that people's genetic make up are different? Omotola looks to have the sort of body that, on the slightest provocation, she'll blow up! As she is, this is probably the slimmest reasonable weight she can achieve after having children.
It's quite hypocritical to compare Omotola and Fathia at one corner of your mouth and fail to compare Fathia to someone like Iyabo Ojo who also happens to be a mother and is skinnier than Fathia. Not everyone should look like Victoria Beckham and not everyone should look like Queen Latifah, I bet you never heard that variety is the spice of life.
Besides, Fathia has two children, not five.


The main Lioness:
Now we're talking about genes,you can't compare Fathia to Iyabo Ojo at all, cos I still maintain the fact that Fathia's got nothing less than 4kids, Saidi Balogun isn't her first hubby, she already had 2kids before relocating to Nigeria, and i guess you still forgot about the age difference between Omotola, Iyabo Ojo and Fathia? and does Iyabo Ojo look healthy to you? She's the picture of a big time failing health, I just don't want to believe you appreciate Iyabo's physique, grin grin grin and aside that, as you rightly stated, if "probably this is the slimmest reasonable weight Omotola can achieve after having kids", then i rest my case!!! but the tummy, i personally think it offensive!!! tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by matiltomd(f): 8:43pm On Oct 21, 2009
before una eat me raw, let me express myself abeg, cool cool

I think Omotola's being over-rated. She's cool, beautiful, but let's not call a spade an agricultural product, she needs to shed some fat, her tummy is what i have a problem with. The media yells all the time that after 4 kids(am i right?), she's still like that, please, she's like how? does she look like a 20year old? nope!!! she's a beautiful mother to be realistic, but Fathia Balogun has 5 kids (i think, but not less than 4) and she maintains her shape better than Omotola, and did i forget the fact that she's much older than Omotola? Fathia is closer to 40 than 35, so what's the noise all about? If her husband is cool with it, in fact he has to be cool with it jare, does he have any option shiow, grin grin grin

over to you, the "cannibals on NL" grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Why Will Anyone In His/her Right Senses Want To Vacate Nigeria To Live In The Uk by matiltomd(f): 5:49am On Oct 16, 2009
willy et:

@matiltom---d
Really pity you/ sorry not an abuse. how long time will you take to wake from your slumber. change in nigeria will be a miracle.a miraclce we all prayed for. One question for you --where and what point will change comes. [b]We hide under the umbrella of religion and I wll sincerely tell you i am a firm believer in the word of GOD. [/b]Let us for once look back, now and future. Be a realist. you are one of the cause of the nigerian situation as most nigerian never tried to be real and well orientated, we are lead byour present situation , maybe things can change in naija. it is really a pity, with all the wealth the LORD God gave to us in this country ---have been squandered
India, korea, china, ghana, s/a, malaysia and the comimg up gabon togo tunisia---are creation of God almighty. THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESSED NIGERIA MORE THAN THEM. yet where are we? or where are we going to be kiss. you need to visit these countries

face issues
dont run away from it
change can still come but let it start from you embarassed


Am i God? Abi which kain unreasonable question is this? you and who are hiding under the umbrella of religion?You're the one who's expecting a miracle. Maybe you need to read my post again;I know you didn't and I ain't mad at you, it happens, you want to say something on NL. In fact if anyone should be thought a pastor, that person should be you. You say you pity me? See e see wahala,I'm as faceless as you are, so what's the pity party all about?I'm already making a change in my chosen profession, so if you don't know what to say, read other posts and go to bed, hissssssss
Travel / Re: Why Will Anyone In His/her Right Senses Want To Vacate Nigeria To Live In The Uk by matiltomd(f): 1:11am On Oct 16, 2009
Jesus Christ, I weep for some slaves on NL cry cry cry cry cry

I do feel bad when some people criticize Nigeria like they once took a shot at straightening things out but it didn't work out. All you can do is come online and say terrible things. There is a Yoruba adage that says if a god can't help me out of my situation, please leave me the way you met me. If you can't do anything to help out, maybe some people will look better with their mouths sealed, I have no issues with the poster, he should be entitled to his opinion (likewise everyone else). But we should be diplomatic with our arguments. I'll always be proud to be a Nigerian, especially when I'm on this soil, It gives me great joy to be at home! cheesy cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: Chimamanda's Book Picked For A Hollywood Movie by matiltomd(f): 5:24pm On Oct 14, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:

Did any of you notice the bolded part in the report?. When did Chiamanda become British-American when she carries Nigerian passport?

I thought i was the only one that saw it, na wa o!!! these people can be damn ridiculous at times, why British-American? I doubt if she'll be comfy if she sees that though, shiow!!! angry angry
Education / Re: Lagos Teachers Suspend Strike. by matiltomd(f): 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2009
MUNEER2:

It's all good, at least the government is responding to their demands. Come to Ibadan, the simple law by the governor when any organ decides to threat the government with strike is and i quote, 'NO WORK, NO SALARY'


That's true, but what else do u expect from a "tinted" governor I still think the man should be a brand ambassador for Tura or Zarina Cosmetics, grin grin
Travel / Re: Somali Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by matiltomd(f): 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2009
THE AMAKA:

this shows you have nothing else to say.
accept it.




Amaka,abeg leave the yeye man alone jare, I've been laughing big time while going through your posts and his, lol grin grin grin
just let him be, he must post something u know
Family / Re: Keyamo, Wife Fight Over Custody Of 2 Children by matiltomd(f): 4:31pm On Oct 04, 2009
olanajim:

hmmm
A test of real leaders is ability to put their houses in order.

Keyamo at no time called himself a leader grin grin, for wia?

rasputinn:

You have to see Festus Keyamo beyond the public image he showcases to know that he is actually a jackass

No one is perfect o!!! We all have our shortcomings, Keyamo is just a plus to the long list of men who can't put their homes in order but hey, who am i to judge?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed i sabi wetin dey happen for them room? hiss
Health / Re: Police IG Asks Doctors To Treat Accident/Gunshot Victims First by matiltomd(f): 5:26pm On Sep 28, 2009
timbuktu1:

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Police boss directs medical practioners to treat gun-shot wounds.  [url=http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/National/5464455-146/Treat_victims_first,_IG_tells_doctors.csp]Source[/url].

Onovo is a big liar jo shocked shocked, afterall he said Ribadu didn't come to Nigeria for Gani's burial, he should just shut up,olodo,
Nairaland / General / Re: New Design For Nairaland Home Page by matiltomd(f): 5:19pm On Sep 28, 2009
Busy_body:

Don't have a problem with it, it looks less cluttered but I guess the reason people will not take to it, is because we all have this inbuilt mechanism to HATE CHANGE cool



gbam!!!! you talk true, lol grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Now Nafdac Ambassador by matiltomd(f): 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2009
Shola2009:

haba! but seriously! of all the multi-talented people in Nigeria,Tu-face idibia was the one they picked.  shocked shocked but at least they didn't make him the ambassador to the "Say No to Abbortion" foundation  grin

sola,i think u got it wrong o grin grin, Inno for be ambassador to  the "say no to Abortion" foundation, in fact,he detests abortion big time, grin grin.  
u must let that child live!!!!
but I've got no problem with his appointment though,I've always known he's a favored person,
Sports / Re: Should Amodu And The Nff Members Be Jailed by matiltomd(f): 9:39pm On Sep 25, 2009
Jail ke?? they might come out alive which is a source of concern to my lil' self,
they all should be shot in the groins!!!! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Is Baba Adeboye Too Quiet On Political Issues? by matiltomd(f): 1:33pm On Sep 17, 2009
ifihearam:

Considering the most infleuntial man of God in this country Nigeria and the world at large,yet he does not speak on certain political issues which i feel could take a new turn if people of his calibre alongside his counterparts like Bishop David Oyedepo,Pastor Chris Oyakhilome etc.
   My concern was also drawn to the fact that Cicilia Ibru is a dedicated member of the RCCG and we have not heard anything to that regard from Daddy GO.Can I say that his silence in these issues is as a result of his usual self or spiritual direction,my question right now is and i stand to be corrected or educated:Should he stay mute or speak has he is very infleuntial and highly respected world wide,because i strongly believe if he speaks once this nation would hear him because he is truly a man of God.

this is embarrassing, coming from an adult, wink wink
Health / Re: How To Erase Tribal Marks? by matiltomd(f): 5:35pm On Sep 16, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:

Arisekola Alao is no business mogul, he is an embezzlement magnet who connived with Abacha to steal government money. Also,  the man who betrayed Abiola because of money. I am glad he has tribal marks because it will make the devil identify him quickly in hell and throw him near Adedibu.

now, this is hilarious!!!!! LWKMD grin grin grin
Romance / Re: After Breakup: Who Gets The Engagement Ring? by matiltomd(f): 3:02pm On Sep 15, 2009
fyneboi:

When a guy break up an engagement, is the girl suppose to return the engagement ring or keep it?

what rubbish, this wicked soul broke my little heart grin grin, and he wants to smash it further by requesting for my precious cheesy cheesy ring, hell no!!!! d aboki at Sabo will never allow that, straight to the pawnshop!!!!! cool cool

tpia.:

well, he gave her the ring, not loaned her.

Returning it is a matter of choice, I should think.


thank you jare, he GAVE me, period, grin grin
Events / Re: What Is Your Ideal Honeymoon by matiltomd(f): 4:04pm On Sep 13, 2009
I've been saying this for a while now, and we're saving up for it grin grin, Cayman Islands!!!
Politics / Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays At UN Headquarters by matiltomd(f): 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2009
qblaze:

Wonders shall never end!
Adeboye the fraudster, the ultimate conman is leading prayer sessions at the United Nations. Soon they will be inviting TB Joshua and Guru Maharaji to come and analyze the world's problems.

No wonder the UN is losing its credibility.

Um, where did he park the jet?

qblaze, na that one you get biz with?olodo, grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays At UN Headquarters by matiltomd(f): 5:04pm On Sep 12, 2009
Thomaths:

@ back2back, do u know that the prayer of these saints is helping this country shaa?, If not for the prayer of thr righthous, only God knows where this country would be

Sorry o Thomaths, where Nigeria for dey?
Sports / Re: Amodu Blasts Kanu by matiltomd(f): 1:22pm On Sep 11, 2009
okeey:

2010 World Cup: Amodu blasts Kanu, Ik Uche , says it’s not over yet - Apologises to Nigerians - Blames players’ poor attitude
By Olawale Olaniyan - 11.09.2009

A Nigerian fan demonstrates
patriotism during the Super
Eagles clash with Tunisia
in Abuja.EMBATTLED Super Eagles coach, Shaibu Amodu has hit out at Portsmouth striker, Kanu Nwankwo for failing to impose his presence as a leader of the team, during the 2010 World Cup qualifier against the Carthage Eagles of Tunisia at the National stadium, Abuja last Sunday which ended in a 2-2 draw.


www.nigeriatribune.com


this man is a goat, after he failed to impose his own presence as a coach of the team, slowpoke,
Religion / Re: Do U Pray Before Eating? by matiltomd(f): 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2009
yea,i still pray, i just thank God for the meal, and i implore him to provide for those who do not have, tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Nigerian Militants To Undergo Training In Ghana by matiltomd(f): 1:14pm On Sep 11, 2009
I think it's high time i broke up with my boyfriend for not being a militant, grin grin grin grin

me wey i be broadcaster sef, i never go Ghana for training, interesting, cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Rep Slaps Security Man At National Assembly by matiltomd(f): 3:21pm On Sep 10, 2009
I pity the security guard, him for know say "thugs no dey wear uniform". definitely he doesn't have "oju inu". him suppose don sight say na Thug dey show, pele o, Nwulu, sad sad sad

Eagle1:

@poster

I'm happy for the security man. Money don land. Just sue the idiot's fcukn ass.  Assault,  battery,  the whole works. Long live Gani Fawehinmi!!!

Money ke? I doubt that one o, that's if the poor dude doesn't lose his job grin grin
this is naija oga, if Nwulu should think of money,then he's on his own, na tall order be that o!!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Says We Can't Kiss! by matiltomd(f): 7:12pm On Sep 07, 2009
To be candid, it's possible you've got bad breath and she can't tell you to your face. Dated a guy for about 4months and i had to break up with him cos i couldn't stand his breath, unfortunately, he's the cuddling type, always breathing on me,licking my ears and all that (yuck!!).
Do ask a close friend if you've got bad breath or I'm very sorry, do ask your mum-these people can't afford to lie to you i presume,
take kia of u,
Literature / Re: John Grisham Or Sydney Sheldon by matiltomd(f): 3:21pm On Sep 06, 2009
pejuhottie:

funny. i'm hearing 4 the first time dat john grisham is good at all. i read one of his books ( the temperament ) & i was disappointed compared to the not-easy-to-put-down, page turner sydney sheldon.

lol, u didnt read Grisham cos if u truly did, the title woulda've stuck!!! olodo grin grin
don't mind me jare, but honestly, ill definitely give it John Grisham,you can't help but be intelligent when you read his books, To the NLer who didn't like The Partner, i'll agree with you a bit cos i found it too wordy and a bit boring, and i kinda feel uncomfortable with the end part but hey, a lot of writers have their bad days, John Grisham made me fall in love with Law as a profession,

My Opinion tho!!! wink wink wink

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