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Romance / Re: Can A Relationship Survive A Break? by matiltomd(f): 9:22am On Aug 30, 2009
gem87:

apparently individual bias and difference is very strong here
can't i find at least 1 person that sees things the way i do
when u don't c urself as u but as a part of some1 else 4 almost 4 yrs of your life and at a young age
wouldn't u be at least curious to know what u stand 4 as just u and not part of some1 else?

Now that's pretty sensitive. I think i understand your plight-it's just like gettin married at 16,no time to have fun, no experience to share (in all honesty),no matter how happy you're, you just feel as if you missed out on some kinda action.
I think no matter what anyone says on this forum, you're hell bent on what you want for youself and that's the only way to be happy my dear, being at peace with onself,
Happiness is when what you think,what you say and what you do are in harmony!!!
If you need a break,please take a break, don't force youself to continue pls, afterall you still intend coming back to this dude,and if not, so what?
my boyfriend of 2yrs told mi May 08 that he needed a break,i felt very sore,but i observed one thing in the way he said it-he just wanted to be free for a particular period of time,and he told me in plain terms that he wasn't breaking up with me, i just had to be strong about it,couldn't even tell my peeps at home (cos it seems absurd down here in Nigeria,and being a Yoruba girl at that).
He came back exactly 3months after and we're back together, we'll be getting married in December.

Please, if a break will make you HAPPY, kindly take one,
Family / Re: Funny Things That Children Say by matiltomd(f): 5:10pm On Aug 28, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin you guys just rendered me useless today at work, been laughing, and rolling on the floor, my side aches and I've got tears in my eyes,

i had a guy that was asking me out sometimes last year, didn't like him cause he was too overbearing, didn't know my 5yr old nephew had other reasons. the dude came to my house and he wanted us to hang out somewhere but i wasn't in the mood. so while trying to be funny, he asked my nephew to help him beg me,
the dude, Feranmi, tell aunty to go out with me, I'll buy you ice cream,
feranmi, hisses, no,i don't want her to follow SHREK!!!! shocked shocked shocked
and truly, he does look like shrek!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed
i felt really bad that i just had to go out with the dude that day,
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Men Are Shoe Shiners, I Can't Be Their Lover - Cossy Orjiakor by matiltomd(f): 7:29pm On Aug 27, 2009
what makes this one think those "shoe shiners" want her as a lover? hiss
person wey never discover her talent, you need to listen to her song-Wine Up Your Waist, you can't help but curse the radio station that plays it, she can't sing to save her life!!!!

but i feel her though, she's really desperate for fame, cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Kanye, Rihanna And Jay-z On The Set Of Their New Video "run This Town" by matiltomd(f): 7:22pm On Aug 27, 2009
michelin89:

Why is she always naked in her videos these days even though she needn't? undecided


big deal, and i guess Beyonce dresses like a nun in her videos, esp. Single Ladies tongue tongue tongue
the girl is hot, the song is TIGHT!!!!! can't wait to see the video tho,
Sports / Re: Nff Board Meets Over Eaglets Age Scandal by matiltomd(f): 6:38pm On Aug 23, 2009
kshow1:

28 out of 35 failed the MRI scan test, thats quite outstanding cos from my own angle i feel ALL of them will fail knowing the age brackets of those boys  grin

It will be interesting to note that FIFA introduced to MRI scan test when they observed that some nations (i.e Africa) are always doing well in age competitions and those players will have faded out before reaching the level of playing for their respective national teams.  grin

You're a clown, grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Stop Visiting Nairaland! by matiltomd(f): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2009
this is hilarious, grin grin grin grin grin grin
i guess she's jobless, hisssssss
and u,to have come here to wash your dirty pants on NL, you get time, grin grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: What Can You Eat With N100? by matiltomd(f): 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2009
Bread=50
Boiled Egg=30
Pure Water=10

with 10naira left in your pocket,u should be OK for the morning, wink wink wink wink
Religion / Re: Queen Of Sheba Took Off At The Arrival Of Bishop Oyedepo by matiltomd(f): 3:36pm On Aug 20, 2009
la!:

so any word on where this "queen of sheba" might be headed next?


It's no biz of his, as long as she's out of "one his numerous biz centers", grin grin grin grin grin
Tales by Moonlight!!!!!, sounds like a typical naija movie tho
Bishop David Oyedepo and Queen Sheba, Part 1 cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: What Should Account Holders Of The Five Banks Do? by matiltomd(f): 6:28am On Aug 19, 2009
kokoA:

Nothing.


grin grin grin grin, short and precise, Ive got a salary account with Inter Continental Bank and I'm still breathing normal,
"no cause for control,everything is under alarm Ok?" grin grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Two Thumbs Down For Lagos International Film Festival by matiltomd(f): 7:49pm On Aug 15, 2009
@Spikedcylinder,you worry o!!! You no even allow me digest the post before you attack the bozo, grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Stammerers Have A Good Chance In High Stake Job Interviews? by matiltomd(f): 7:27pm On Aug 15, 2009
rasputinn:

shocked shocked THIS IS A VERY INSENSITIVE THREAD

You don't say,   Guess you're a stammerer? And that's a crime shey?
Hiss embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Stammerers Have A Good Chance In High Stake Job Interviews? by matiltomd(f): 7:12pm On Aug 15, 2009
rasputinn:

shocked shocked THIS IS A VERY INSENSITIVE THREAD

You don't say,  Guess you're a stammerer? Is it a crime?
Hiss
Politics / Re: The Difference Between Bola Tinubu And Tunde Fashola by matiltomd(f): 4:15pm On Aug 14, 2009
Rubbish, i personally think this poster is Tinubu's boy and this was actually posted just to cause beef between Daddy T and Bobo Fash, i think the person would like to know Bobo Fash's stand, come 2011 (but honestly,no shaking for Bobo Fash, )if you care to know, wink wink wink

But come to think of it,difference between Tinubu and Fashola?
That's like comparing Angel Gabriel to the Devil, grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Ugliest?azeezat, Kemistry(93.7) Or Zeal? by matiltomd(f): 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2009
ILLIFIC:

Wit all due respect 2d poster of this thread & 4d sake of humor & a few laffs. I wld advise we lay off d pokes on looks,beauty isnt subject 2d physical alone. I happen 2knw azeezat in person & i darn well can say she is a beautiful being as a person,she's respectful,genuinely caring,nice 2a fault & homely. Now tell me hw beautiful can a 'being' be? Ponder on dat.


, grin grin grin grin grin Azeezat must have something going for her, how can she be that "beautiful" and at the same time, be nasty,disrespectful, uncaring, rude and not homely? o fe para e niyen!!! grin grin
my dear,she must have something going right for her tongue tongue
Career / Re: Job Terminated B/c I Refuse To Date My Boss by matiltomd(f): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin,
@Da Mayor and Williams- you guys actually beat me to it and I'm sulking, tongue tongue tongue
this sounds like some"Tales by Moonlight" crap!!! grin grin grin grin
for someone a company "could" send to Edinburgh, her "Oyinbo" na gbosa,
and the yeye company wey the key ogas can't prepare winning bid, it must be a business center, grin grin grin
in fact, the story, i can confidently say the story was culled from Hints/Hearts, grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne And Nigerian Hair by matiltomd(f): 2:42pm On Aug 09, 2009
philip0906:


of course ur idol can't go around shirtless,cos we'll all c his potbelly,and the spots on his body including the lovebites given 2 him by his baby mamas and concubines.mind u,u put a picture of LIL WEEZY shirtless,and put up a pix of 2face clothed in monkey coat grin.I said put up a pix of him shirtless.if u can't get a pix,its easy,just send one babe 2 him and she will do d work,albeit,with a baby as a reward grin.LIL WEEZY rocks(even without a shirt he still looks fly),2face sucks. tongue.mind u,only lil weezy's boxers will help purchase 2face on ebay cheesy grin grin
,



Phillip, you're a clown!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
damn hilarious,
Culture / Re: A Typical Traditional Marriage List In Igboland (expo) by matiltomd(f): 2:23pm On Aug 09, 2009
Big umbrella - 2,

For Phone Call Centers for the bride's siblings i guess, grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Rkelly Denies Duet With Tuface Idibia by matiltomd(f): 1:23pm On Aug 09, 2009
edat:

We DJs knew this all the while. Even SHANK'S collabo with AKON is FAKE! They were never in the studio together.


thank you o my brotha, some wankas actually need a "confirmed source" to authenticate it, rubbish,listen to Mad Cobra's version, then the remix by Shaggy and R. Kelly,

Shank and Akon(Shawty), just leave that one abeggg, [quote][/quote]
Fashion / Re: Who Is Nigerian's Number One Fashion Icon by matiltomd(f): 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2009
I'll pick Nike Osinowo Soleye, she's a head turner any day,at 41!!! with that figure and a wonderful dress sense,she is not afraid to try stuff and they actually sit well on her, Rita Dominic comes after Nike Osinowo,

but how about Nigerian's number 1 Fashion slowpoke? them plenty o!!!!
Business / Re: How Did You Spend Your First Income? by matiltomd(f): 6:25pm On Aug 08, 2009
smiley smiley smileyi was sixteen and was working with a Travel Agency (2001) and my salary was 1,500naira, i gave it to my mum and she bought me a Phillips Iron (funny enough,I'm still using it till date) shocked shocked, the rest was shared amongst my siblings, i don't remember buying any akara sha o, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Help Me Out -my Wife Change Completely After Wedding by matiltomd(f): 5:28pm On Aug 06, 2009
This is hilarious!!!! Your story sounds a bit unreal to me but if it's true, listen, if a man beats his wife, he's not fit to live with, same thing should apply to a woman that "trashes" her "sweetheart",
  You can't divorce her? don't worry, try read Sunday Punch constantly,there's this cartoon couple (Efe and Jude), they'll make a good role model for you,
i presume you call her "mummy" innit?

Rubbish-you're married to your "headmistress" if you don't know!!!!
Politics / Re: Fajuyi Volunteered To Die With Ironsi - Adedipe by matiltomd(f): 11:41am On Jul 30, 2009
I'm sure a lot of youngsters don't know this story, Adekunle Fajuyi was a hero (admit or not), they died in July but their deaths were announced in January(useless govt).
Mustapha and his cohorts will neva know peace,
Fajuyi averted a serious ethnic crisis (Igbos vs. Yoruba's).

I don't think any Yoruba man of 2day will readily do that,

@poster,u actually beat me to it, but it's all good, it's for a general cause,
thanks a lot,

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Celebrities / Re: Rkelly Denies Duet With Tuface Idibia by matiltomd(f): 8:37pm On Jul 29, 2009
illusion2:

I'll be lying if I say I undrstand a fraction of what you have posted above embarassed embarassed

Hwever Innocent Idibia's prob began when he started impregnating girls all over the place . . . all those illegitimate children head dey catch am. . . . cry cry



I guess you find it pretty difficult reading English Language or are u trying to be cute?
Celebrities / Re: Rkelly Denies Duet With Tuface Idibia by matiltomd(f): 6:59pm On Jul 29, 2009
If you've ever listened to the supposed duet,then you won't argue over it, that song is an original Fluke (if there's a word like that),
Tu face and his cohorts (Kennis Music) never thought R.Kelly will come to Africa anytime soon,let alone Nigeria (cause of his publicized phobia,which we all know of), That's why he can't come out to refute R.Kelly's denial,  He's a wonderful artiste,save for his personal flaws (which every individual has), Do listen to Sound Sultan ft. Wyclef-King of My Country and you'll know what I'm talking about, the dude did a video immediately,and was it tight?go see for yourself,
do a bit of research and you'll know that R.Kelly doesn't own Flex in all entirety, so he wouldn't have given it to Tu face in the first place, why will a naija artiste travel all the way to the USA to record with an artiste like R.Kelly and come back with Flex? and of all songs,Flex?R.Kelly is one of the greatest writers of our time and Tu face is a wonderful writer too, so,the only thing they could come out with is Flexplsssssss,lets be reasonable, lets think deeper than the surface pls,

now,Tu face has exposed Shank who thought we believed his duet with Akon-Shawty like the song was new,

and one last thing,why would R.Kelly take Tu face to court? on top wetin?

I ain't bothered about the source,i need no source for confirmation,i know the song ain't real, period!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Married Women Discard Their Wedding Rings Too Early? by matiltomd(f): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2009
i still don't know how u conducted your research,but i don't concur, cos most,and i mean most Nigerian married women love to "show off" their wedding bands big time, so uncle,who tell u say them dey discard am?

nezerst:

Probably cos its neither Gold nor diamond.
Put a diamond on my finger n I PROMISE I'll neva take it off.
lol, i agree!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Can A Person Buy A Private Jet With An Accountant or doctor Salary by matiltomd(f): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2009
well,it depends on who he's "doctoring" and what he's "accounting", grin grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Players To Be Age-Tested by matiltomd(f): 4:35pm On Jul 17, 2009
This is hilarious, grin grin grin grin
they should have tested them Aghaowa (who claimed 24 about 3yrs ago),Kanu, Okocha e.t.c,
Lucky "boys" i must say!!!! grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: B.a(religions), Where Can One Work With It? by matiltomd(f): 4:23pm On Jul 17, 2009
grin grin grin grin ;Di think a church placed an advert for that a while back in the dailies, and they said "remuneration-highly negotiable", i couldn't help but laugh, don't worry,just come out with good grades, tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Alao Akala Awards N25m For 5 Public Toilets. by matiltomd(f): 5:06pm On Jul 16, 2009
This bleaching/tinted Governor won't cease to amaze me o,
shey na Public Toilets dem need 4 Ibadan now? I'm embarrassed,
Security- 0 (despite the fact that the man is a retired police officer)
Education- 0,
Enough bad roads in Ibadan- Queen Cinema Road, Anfani/ College Crescent, Oke Ado Road e.t.c.
Mokola Roundabout looks like an incinerator,
the whole city is littered with destitute.
Electricity- forget it,
the basic amenities that we're entitled to, this yeye man can't provide and he's here talking about Public toilets,
Rubbish,
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by matiltomd(f): 4:42pm On Jul 16, 2009
honestly,na opinion poll i come sample 4 here, lol

from what I've seen here, the winner is I Go Die!!! and the worst comedian according to my nairalanders is,
Gbenga Adeyinka the 1st, nobody voted him as the best(that's bad considering his age and size, ) grin grin grin grin

personally, i'll pick Gordons and Maleke as the best, and to the worst, sad sad sadthem plenty o!!!!
but ill pick Princess,she's got nothing new and i pity her, Owen Gee- he's stupidly boring, and not forgetting Julius Agwu-he gets too insulting and aside that, I'm not comfy with his accent (or is it his voice?)dunno sef, in fact the list long jare,

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Family / Re: Is Secrecy In Marriage Protective Or Destructive? by matiltomd(f): 7:36pm On Jul 10, 2009
secrecy in MARRIAGE can never be protective, haba, unless u still see your partner as a stranger, if one was keeping secrets from an ordinary friend,it's allowed-who cares, but my husband?hell no!!! we should share everything-and i mean everything, i must be in the know of everything about him (esp. cash, grin grin grin grin) don't mind mi jare,

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