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The network sef na prostitute, lol, just hopping from one name to another, haba!!! they obviously don't give a hoot about the customers, yea right;so much 4 better service!!

, Tales by Moonlight!!!!

, lets see how far this will go, we're watching,
dis is bad news for Yaradua,he wont like it at all, haba,Babatunde,why u talk dis kain talk?he'll be fired ril soon,

dis is hilarious!!!! are they dis nice?? there must be an undertone somewhere o, Britain? wey me and u sabi? shiow, lets see how far this will go,

why are u people dis sentimental?afterall Eseme Eyiboh explained that "the fight was a result of "a minor misunderstanding over a normal issue in the Chamber", so y are we unduly excited, lets be grateful that it wasn't a "major misunderstanding" , shameless agberos,

The way you make me feel, and Smooth Criminal,

The Green Mile
The Man in the Iron Mask
The Negotiator
Coming to America and finally,
Troy!!!!

Dr. Reuben Abati, with due respect to his person,he obviously got a lot of points misplaced, he criticized these boys out rightly which i think wasn't fair on their part, these boys are trying [even though some of them don't have contents,4 real]. i work in a radio station and i come across a lot of them on a daily basis,some of them shouldn't even be in music at all, but lets encourage them, and for the records,pls don't compare them to the old generation of artistes [who found it hard to brand themselves], what's there to imitate in those people? or our politicians I'd rather not talk about those ones- abeg,my favorite TV commercial is on, 

Banky W, you've never disappointed me,this goes to show we do have learned ones amongst them [though a lot of them couldn't have replied like he did,and my people,you know why?no pun intended]. your reply was straight to the point,loaded with facts,polite and obviously succinct!!! i like the part wherein you mentioned Fela Anikulapo Kuti-that was really really necessary,  Uncle Reuben got some stuff wrong,  whoever researched for him apparently did a terrible job,   

Eldee - you were rude in your reply [lets be factual]. i understand how you feel and i wouldn't want to tell you how to voice out your pains,but personally,i think you were kinda rude [i stand to be corrected], but,hey you had good points big time, 

All in all, like Banky W rightly said,they are ready to be taught,or corrected but where are the teachers?

Bukola Saraki that named a street after Jay Z-----I'm sure that ain't Uncle Ruben's generation,that's a generation after his,but obviously lectured by Uncle Ruben's generation,and i honestly don't think he expects us to imitate these people, 
   abeg,I'm outta here jare!!!

, i just hope Olisa Adibua [formerly at CoolFm] is reading dis?he'll be soooooooo happy, but i hear say Jim get black belt 4 Karate?
i understand, dose guys na Karate tutors not students, Jim,pls don't be sore,rem how u thrashed Olisa at Bar 10 the other nyt? talking about Karma,

when u want something said, ask a man,
when u want something done, ask a woman,
that sums up the intelligence of our men, rubbish!!!

, my fellow nairalanders sharp big tym-na almost all of us remember sha, i don almost 4get but i no fit,

St. Anthony's Grammar School, Esure,Ijebu Imushin

Hail St. Anthony's Grammar Schhol,
Bottomless fountain of knowledge
Hail our beloved school,of which we are proud,
Hail the Citadel of wisdom,
Heaven of justice peace and love!!!

i try o!!lol
to every Anthonian reading this, i hail o!!!

if u don't like tatoos,no problem-nobody wan force u like am,nd if u're crazy about it-abeg,its ur body now,so why will anybody criticise u? d one i strongly object to is those hypocrites wey dey quote Leviticus, did God ask us to Fornicate? hell no!!! and we are all guilty,save for a few, so tatoo on ur body doesnt make ur sin bigger than that yeye sinner wey open mouth dey quote bible, there's no big or small sin, if u can have sex with a man b4 marriage,and u commit other atrocities,abeg go and "tatoolise" ur body,

i honestly would advice him to swim to the bottom of the ocean!!! Slow and steady,they say,wins the race-not like this go-slow Yar'dua, When was the last time he visited Lagos?he should kindly tell his 'Squealer' [Dora Akunyili] to bring him down on an excursion one of these days-and I'm very sure he'll weep till he gets back to Abuja, Hissssssss

the history of sagging is shameful,so why associate with it?and more still,i think it's common amongst the youngsters here in Naija, don't worry,lets give them time,they'll outgrow it, but for females,if u wear a low rise denim,try wear a tank top/shirt dat'll go down to the top of the pockets[u'll still look sexy]but u exposing all that stuff on okada and the likes could be really disgusting especially when u have adults,e.t.c. passing embarrassing remarks at u, u can dress sexy without exposing ur 'butt crack', u can ask the guys

i actually work with a radio station in Ibadan,and before i relocated,Coolfm was my love, but it seems Ive fallen in love with this Classic Fm wey my fellow nairalanders don dey gist me about, 2 bad we no fit listen to them for IB,
guess it's high time i moved back to Lagos!!!

Lebanese calling naija Imm. racists?
my people,u no sabi these Lebanese people, i worked with them for about 3 years and i must say they are a terrible bunch to work/do anything with, are they illiterates? the Comptroller of Imm. in Kano don talk am finish-say na only Abuja get the right to issue new passports to foreign nationals, chikena!!! so wetin be the protest?where racism enter?see kettle calling pot black, na dem dey racial pass,I'm not even in the mood to talk ill about them, but wait,have they gone to Abuja?what were they told?were they refused?so what's with the name-calling? they should stop whining jare,
hisssssss,

fellow nairalanders, to be candid, Tuface's stupidity shouldn't be new cos we've seen a lot of men like this before,
its just controversial or it looks absurd cos he's popular [i don't want to glorify him wit 'celebrity'],
let us also blame d silly women who stooped so low to have sex with him without protection [like say AIDS sabi musician], but point of correction,we still have a lot of women who would never look 2wice at Tuface, e.g myself,
and we should also understand that those girls i.e the baby mamas, are pretty cheap and Tuface must have been more than willing to do it with them [trust his Festac sense now, ], tho he is a confirmed slowpoke, he'll soon realise that u don't pay for AIDS too,
let him do whatever he wants with his life,after all,he is nobody's role model,so what's d wahala?

lol, church business na comedy business,
nyway,na the poor pastor mess up,y him no keep his own end of the bargain?the woman suppose sue am 4 breach of contract sef, what nonsense?he shldn't sulk or brood over it,
lol

no wonder those animals at check points keep embarrassing themselves,subjecting themselves to abject ridicule by requesting 4 20naira , when the goats at the top won't do the right thing,
rubbish,

@Moonstone, u amaze mi,
who told u Christians dnt shut streets,or they dnt make odas uncomfy at tyms?u must be outta service,
u shld knw that Naija Christians invented screaming in d mornings and evenings all in the name of preaching,nd dnt 4get all those mid-street vigils with projectors and the likes, dnt arrange the truth in ur favour,Eyo festival has nothing to do wit rituals ok?
sisi,if u think it occultic,afterall u werent dragged into it,or dem wan force u 2 join dem? try Valium,if u cant stand Eyo ok?
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