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Forum Games / Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by matiltomd(f): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
I like the houses in Abuja;they have the same stature! (A female corper i met sometime ago in Abuja) |
Forum Games / Re: State One Thing You Don't Like About The User Above You Part 2 by matiltomd(f): 2:25pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Her Club sucks! |
Music/Radio / Re: Da Grin Is Overrated Lol by matiltomd(f): 11:27am On Aug 18, 2010 |
Ikengawo: I know a lot of people will chew you for this but I'm solidly behind you But to be candid, i almost slapped a dude who bragged to me last month that Dagrin was the best rapper to have come out of Naija I was frigging pissed! His lyrics were weak kinda(my opinion though). I never liked his music,but when he died,i felt sorry for him/family and that's all. We all will die someday anyway. Overrated? I agree 100% |
Politics / Re: Tears As 40 Persons Roast To Death In Multiple Auto Crash by matiltomd(f): 10:30am On Aug 17, 2010 |
GoldCircle: Nothing was blown out of proportion;in fact the Nigerian media played it down. 2 commercial buses equates 30pax;15 each(FRSC has stopped the from carrying 18),now add the private cars to that number,how did CNN come up with 15? You should disregard CNN's figures pls. Back to the topic,i don't think we have a true police force in this country. Police chiefs deny on a daily basis that their men don't take bribe. When you travel on Lagos/Ibadan expressway, you'll definitely be stopped by at least 3 of their illegal "toll gates". Frank Mba knows he's a liar and he knows we know he's lying so let's just allow him enjoy himself before the cameras/midgets. Brake failure or not, the police checkpoint caused/worsened it! The incident was pretty unfortunate;i remember my mum calling me that Sunday(I traveled to Ibadan from Lagos earlier). Her voice was shaking already;she was more than scared. May the souls of the faithful departed,through the mercy of God rest in peace. |
Politics / Re: 2011: 8 PDP Governors That May Not Get Second Term Ticket by matiltomd(f): 12:57pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Include Adebayo Alao Akala and I'll believe you, |
Politics / Re: Gay Nigerian Activist Bisi Alimi Shares His Compelling Story by matiltomd(f): 12:49pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
derolly: Is it possible you kindly act your shoe size please? If brains were money,sure you'll need a loan to buy a sachet of pure water, |
Family / Re: Will Contract Marriage Work In Nigeria? by matiltomd(f): 3:43pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
kenis: Thanks a whole lot, Doesn't sound inviting to me though, Don't be surprised if some Nigerian girls accept it, It depends on the individual. I don't support it but if the next person feels OK with it,no big deal. I actually have a friend who says she needs a dude to just impregnate her and that's all. No attachment whatsoever,and she can continue with her life;she's 29 and she still wants that, She doesn't want a husband;just 1 kid and that'll be all, Different strokes I'd say;one man's joy is another's nightmare, |
Celebrities / Re: Maleke, Nigerian Comedian Beaten And Injured by matiltomd(f): 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
odiaero: You clown! But i second that, |
Family / Re: Will Contract Marriage Work In Nigeria? by matiltomd(f): 1:24pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Teminio: Lol, But please,what is a contract marriage? I'm sorry o! |
Celebrities / Re: Why Paw-paw Lost Out On National Award ! by matiltomd(f): 12:55pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
ok!! |
Politics / Re: Samuel Ladoke Akintola by matiltomd(f): 6:27pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Honestly this is the best NL thread so far! @Katsumoto and Dayokanu,you guys are amazing. I also appreciate the use of decent words;you guys weren't volatile despite the fact that the debate became heated at a point. I was born in the mid 80s(85 to be precise)and i didn't know half of what you guys are talking about till i read this thread, Started from the thread;Zik's final resting place;someone referred to this thread). @Katsumoto,you're my NL hero! |
Politics / Re: General Kills Kidnapper by matiltomd(f): 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
@parnassuss;honestly i thought you were a youngster when i read your 1st post directed at Okija-Juju and was shocked when you said you are a Rtd soldier. maybe you should read your first comment and imagine it being posted by someone else who says he's a Rtd soldier? that was pretty immature. You could have passed your message along without those dirty words. As a retired soldier,i guess you should be around 50 something right? If that's true;then something is wrong with you that you yet to discover, With all due respect please, |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Leader Threatens To Keep Troops Out Of Un Missions by matiltomd(f): 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Redman44: Seconded! These countries are not appreciative,we get hatred in return so what's the point? snowdrops: Now that's hilarious, |
Politics / Re: Cabal, Godfathers In Pdp To Go Next Month –nwodo by matiltomd(f): 9:58am On Aug 03, 2010 |
chyz: So they have godmothers too? Waoh! *Kalu's Mum i guess* Come to think of it,is this not the same Nwodo who said "Zoning is Dead" only for him to make a U-Turn the next day? I don't trust this man. You offer your life? How "Jesusish" |
Health / Re: I Want To Become Fat And Heavy. Pls Advice. by matiltomd(f): 9:37am On Aug 03, 2010 |
I'm equally trying to add weight;my fiance complains about the new me(slim) a lot,cos he didn't meet me this way and he likes girls with flesh(not very fat tho)coupled with the fact that I've got gastric ulcer. I've been eating a whole lot of junk foods and been seeing the results, i finished 1 pack Kelloggs Rice Krispies within one week ,i also eat french fries every other day. Basically,change your eating habits OK? Eat very well,and a lot of junks too. When you're alright with your size,then maintain it, |
Romance / Re: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by matiltomd(f): 2:47pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
One Cork: You don't even know the song sef and the artistes, Jay Z and Alicia Keys-Empire State of Mind, Now say thank you Sis! |
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Unveil World’s Largest Cake ! by matiltomd(f): 12:59pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Please how much did Johnny budget for this cake? That's my own headache cos i intend going into baking pretty soon, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Are U Proud Being A Nairalander? by matiltomd(f): 12:49pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
NL has helped me a whole lot, I'm into broadcasting and i must say NL has been pretty useful, I'm soooo addicted to NL,now my colleagues and bosses have caught the NL fever, "To serve NL with all my strength", |
Romance / Re: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by matiltomd(f): 11:32am On Aug 02, 2010 |
That has to be Savage Garden-I knew I Loved You Before I Met You! And Nel Oliver-Baby Girl, |
Romance / Re: Buying Condoms? How Embarrassing by matiltomd(f): 10:29am On Aug 02, 2010 |
I walked into a store about 13months back to get a pack of condoms. A couple of guys and women were also in the store;the crowd was a bit much. The attendant just screamed 'Aunty,what do you want?". I replied coolly that i needed a pack of of condoms and the whole shop turned back to stare at me! I returned their stare and replied "I guess it's better than buying Postinor 2". Everyone just started laughing, In fact one woman had to tell me that "hey that was bold", But for crying out loud,I'm no kid please, |
Religion / Re: Another One: Redeemed Pastor Arrested Over N8m Fraud by matiltomd(f): 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Those who think the address sounds unreal should go to Alagbado/Agege and hear worse street names (Power Line and the likes). I don't expect PM News to furnish us with the description of the place(how to get there or whatever some might be expecting). PM News do publish alarming stories but not that they are lies. They sell a copy for N20 so how else do you expect them to capture your attention? They must have screaming/shocking headlines, @aieromon;why do you need to know where the cheques were gotten from or the identity of the cashier? Are you a policeman? Sure the appropriate authority is already working on the case bro! |
Technology Market / Re: Initialize Was Scammed On Wednesday by matiltomd(f): 2:36pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Sorry bro! But I'll have to blame you honestly, How could you have sent a package to someone without payment? Does it sound right to you? People you know very well can scam you;let alone someone you met online and that you've never met/seen, Are you a kid? I honestly feel like whipping you right now, |
Politics / Re: Alao-akala Ready To Drop Immunity Over Allegation ! by matiltomd(f): 5:33pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
@080Nigeria;you got me rolling on the floor with "Let the guy in question stop offending our intelligence with noise from the highly substandard TV station he controls telling of 'achievements' he doesn't have". If CNN is a station,will you call B.C.O.S. a station also? Lol. That station is a "state disgrace". But to be candid,Alaafin and Ram/Lam Adeshina should come out with proof and stop heating up the already heated polity, Lol |
Politics / Re: Pdp Disqualifies Aspirants With Less Than N500m ! by matiltomd(f): 11:53am On Jul 27, 2010 |
"Paupers are not welcome", Any word for "more than silly"? On a lighter note,so leadership/politics is strictly "a rich man's business"? Lol Who says PDP isn't an interesting party? Lol |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Like 'respecting Privacy' In Marriage? by matiltomd(f): 4:25pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
FBS: You beat me to it! On the other hand,i think the most important thing is to marry your best friend, If you see your spouse as your best friend,i don't think any form of "privacy" is needed. But if you're married,and you still need a particular form of privacy;i honestly don't understand that kinda marriage. What are you "privatizing" from each other? But honestly,what are you two hiding from each other? You forfeited your privacy the day you signed the dotted lines (by inviting someone else into it), So deal with it fast! You need privacy? Better don't get married, 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Politician Donates Vehicles To Police ! by matiltomd(f): 3:11pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
GoldCircle: Naija! Can we ever be pleased? Lol. Ulterior motives or not,he helped them didn't he? "Scratch my back,I scratch yours" |
Family / Re: Separated Or Shared Bed-room? by matiltomd(f): 1:01pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
nickybayo: You're so thoughtful.maybe a different house will do sef, But on a serious note;why on earth will my hubby sleep in a different room? At what age/stage? Spare me please! Pikin or no pikin;we did it together,so why is he running away? |
Politics / Re: Onovo Snaps Over Questions About His Award ! by matiltomd(f): 6:36pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
His reply should have been "do you think i don't desrve it"? That could have put him in a more intelligent light (though we know he's not). I'm sure Obasanjo is his role model cos he's worse when it comes to answering questions from journalists, Journalists shouldn't in any way romance you with their questions,they should annoy and provoke you, Obviously Onovo is used to silly journalists who ask him questions like " Sir,ever since you assumed duties at the helm of affairs of the NP,we've witnessed tremendous changes;like you have a magic wand. Sir,how did you achieve this feat"? And the silly man would have smiled,chuckled,coughed before he replies, |
Celebrities / Re: Spotted: Eucharia Anunobi At The City People Entertainment Awards by matiltomd(f): 5:30pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Now where on earth is Dr. Rey? This is a prospective "charity" client! |
Religion / Re: Ituah Ighodalo Starts Own Church by matiltomd(f): 5:09pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
I honestly like Itua Ighodalo but I'm not just comfortable with the name dropping associated with the reporting, "Other dignitaries at the event included former governor of Ekiti State, Niyi Adebayo, former first lady of Cross River state, Onari Duke, former high commissioner to the United Kingdom, Christopher Kolade, amongst others". , Dignitaries sha! |
Politics / Re: South Africa Deports 47 Nigerians by matiltomd(f): 8:23am On Jul 22, 2010 |
I have a cousin who was in SA for a coupla years;met a dude (a low profile juju artiste) and they got married(she's not been doing anything over there). She was almost deported about 2years back so she had to dash back home with her hubby. Her mum called me last month that she'd hustled back to SA to go meet the dude still with no reasonable job,no degree,no vocational skill,she can't even do back-up singing for the dude and i heard she just gave birth to their 2nd child last week, The guy's been screaming to us that he's tired and he wants her back in Nigeria, (Silly dude,but he get time give am 2nd belle) I do wish she was deported honestly and I'm not being mean, I still believe there are so many untapped opportunities in Nigeria except you're just plain lazy! |
Family / Re: Black Parents, White Blond Baby Not Albino (picture) by matiltomd(f): 7:49pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
I think some Trevor or Darrin "topped" it for mummy! Lol But you never can tell though;Modupe Ozolua claims she's full Nigerian with no oyinbo blood! Nothing is new on the surface of this earth, |
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