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Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa & Wife, Edith, Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary (Throwback Pix by matrix199(m): 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2021
35years? How old is he then? It seems these folks are adding up their days in primary and secondary schools as part of their wedding anniversary.
Business › Re: Guess The Bank (photos) by matrix199(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
Access bank
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Advises Shatta Wale To Apologise For Insulting Nigerian Artistes by matrix199(m): 8:01pm On Dec 27, 2021
The real mad man is not the shade throwing mad man. The real mad man is he who responds to shades from a mad man.

Does his name 'shatta' not hint he's 'shattered?'
Business › Re: FG To Shut Down Money Lending Businesses Over Violations by matrix199(m):
It's about time!

Imagine giving loans to pay back in 2weeks with 50% interest. That's not even a shark loan, that's a killer whale loan.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Devil Is Now Resting.... by matrix199(m): 5:59pm On Dec 27, 2021
They've made him the metaphor for failure and blame trading
Nairaland General › Re: Buhari Safeguarded Nigeria’s Economy From Breakdown – Malami by matrix199(m): 5:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
Clown
Romance › Re: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by matrix199(m): 5:51pm On Dec 27, 2021
Just think it through. Big bum comes with its own problems. Are you capable enough to wade off sharks that would be attracted to her? So, why not appreciate the small bum that gives peace of mind,
Business › Re: Is It Adviceable To Pay Tithe From A Borrowed Fund? by matrix199(m): 2:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
On this tithe matter eh!
Properties › Re: Land For Sale by matrix199(m): 1:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
Thief! How much con be land for Asokoro? Jikwoyi wey be outskirt of Abuja. Ole!
Nairaland General › Re: Urgently Want To Donate My Kidney by matrix199(m): 1:24pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lol

May no child come through you because it's obvious you're going to traffick, sell, or donate that child.

Why not auction your whole self? Lazy ass!
Sports › Re: Barca's "New Messi" Already On His Way Out? by matrix199(m): 1:19pm On Dec 27, 2021
If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol!
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by matrix199(m): 8:39am On Dec 27, 2021
This is serious.

So, what is the government waiting for to address this environmental pollution? If it was Turkey or UN that invited the government to an environmental conservation summit, they'll be quick to jet out.
Charity begins at home!
Events › Re: Edo Youths Converge At A Hotel To Chill On Christmas (Video) by matrix199(m): 8:23am On Dec 27, 2021
If 10% of Edo youths converged, a local government would not contain them, how much more a hotel, how much more 65.7%.

A small faction of youth does not represent the entire youths.
Romance › Re: Man Uses Durex Condom To Recreate Marvel's Shang Chi "Ten Fiery Rings" Pose by matrix199(m): 8:09am On Dec 27, 2021
Stupidtivity!
Celebrities › Re: Hisbah To Prosecute Parents Of Miss Nigeria 2021 Winner Over Participation by matrix199(m): 6:43am On Dec 27, 2021
Crazy as usual!


I hope her parents would have the balls to tell them the pageant didn't hold in Kano and they should kiss their ass!





Bunch of primitive m.f**ker!
Romance › Re: My Best Friend’s Husband Lied And Used Me Against My Best Friend by matrix199(m): 5:21pm On Dec 26, 2021
Keep the pregnancy, forget about the douchebag and the gold digger and move on.
Education › Re: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by matrix199(m): 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2021
Not just lions but in most big cats. They engage in series of coital rounds to guarantee conception. But then, the leopard and the jaguar have the fiercest sexual encounters.
Politics › Re: Amaechi: Money Jonathan Left Behind Couldn’t Sustain Nigeria Three Weeks by matrix199(m): 4:38pm On Dec 26, 2021
BASTARD! Only a bastard talks like this. Even if he didn't leave much, at least he left Nigeria 'sustained', he left Nigeria 20times better than what it is today. These APC dimwits have no honour.
Culture › Re: What I Experience Most When I Have Money by matrix199(m): 3:58pm On Dec 26, 2021
My exact experience
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Uche Nwosu Kidnapped In Imo By Security Men (video) by matrix199(m): 12:38pm On Dec 26, 2021
The words used in 2021 with the highest frequency are 'kidnap, abduct-ion/ed, insecurity'.
Politics › Re: Remembering The Apo Six by matrix199(m): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2021
Justice must be served!
Crime › Re: (justice For Jesse) An Upcoming Tech Guru Lost His Life by matrix199(m): 8:25am On Dec 26, 2021
Quite sad.
Crime › Re: Man, 28, In Police Net Over Secret S*x With Girl, 14 by matrix199(m): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2021
Does this law not apply to those in the north who marry underage girls?
Politics › Re: Very Painful As Yoruba Nation Is Denied Publicly By Another Prominent Yoruba Man by matrix199(m): 7:16am On Dec 26, 2021
OsmoGames:
Very Painful As Yoruba Nation Is Denied Publicly By Another Prominent Yoruba Man, Hon Oladidupo Adebutu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfLU27bnU4
He must be a descendant of Simon Peter.
Crime › Re: Chinese Woman Defecate In Street by matrix199(m): 4:11am On Dec 26, 2021
She's either a peasant, or she's sick in the head.
Education › Re: How Can I Avoid Common Errors In English Grammar by matrix199(m): 4:04am On Dec 26, 2021
Assignment001:
1. 1. Wrong- If you don’t see buns buy meat pie for me : correct - If you can’t get buns to buy, buy mince pie in lieu.
2. Wrong - Mr. Adewale is a radionic: Correct - Mr. Adewale is a radio repairer
3. Wrong- The thief packed away a set of electronic: Correct - The thief/burglar carted away a set of electronic appliances
4. Wrong - The food is kept in the cooler for so that it will remain warm: Correct - The food is kept in the warmer to keep it warm.
For more corrections, associate yourself with dictionists, so to say
Much better now.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lola Needs Love by matrix199(m): 3:42am On Dec 26, 2021
As a relationship expert, i'd suggest you state out the qualities you seek in a man. But first, state out the qualities you have. That would make things easier for you and your prospective man. And do be sure to tell the married ones, the financially dependent ones(broke/jobless/unemployed) to steer clear.
Family › Re: The Two Men Who Run Mentally (mad) by matrix199(m): 3:30pm On Dec 25, 2021
I wonder why these arrows haven't hit those destabilizing Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Army Releases Female Soldier Who Accepted Marriage Proposal From Youth Corper by matrix199(m): 3:20pm On Dec 25, 2021
Praise Jah!
Sports › Re: Messi's Standards Drop In 2021 by matrix199(m): 8:04am On Dec 25, 2021
Misplaced obsession!

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