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If his definition of good thing is to be scammed, then she better say amen!

When idiots bag pastorpreneurship degrees without being subjected to I.Q test, this is what we get to read.

Just a moment

My saying that 1 eagle is far better than 30 chickens comes to mind. It's better to hire one or two qualified teachers with wealth of experience and pay them highly than many SSCE holders as makeshift teachers. I'm sure you expect parents to enrol their children in that school and not their dogs. Every child deserves quality education. Raise your standard please!

And i've been charging N50 per page(200 words) as an extra-income data entrist. I'm stepping up the fee with with alacrity!

Make them do it no more. How? Your guess is as good as mine

Her royal highness!

Snakes have suffered in the hands of peasant Nigerians. No thanks to Moses with the way he villainised snakes(serpent) in the book of Genesis.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the snakes in the world were killed? The population of rats would explode, leading to a plague that would cost millions of human lives before a cure is found.

Lets stop the impulsive killing of snakes that pose no threat. They play a vital role in the ecosystem just like pollinators like butterflies and bees play!


Well, that was my good nature speaking. The me after taking 8 bottles of budweisser would kill any threat that moves 50m close to my family.


Modified: LordVary1, Laka2016, HRMK... Your intel and high sense of understanding are admirable! You guys actually got my comic flavoured paradoxical statement.

As for the rest of you who quoted me insultively, I understand you kids. The saying that bitterkola is only sweet in the mouth of elders comes to mind. Don't worry, adulthood is not too far.

ElasticStone:
See them entering the thread and rushing out with speed.

I simply laughed at your misleading headline. But then, you're too vile to be a messi fan. Don't jump to conclusion next time. I love messi next to ronaldinho. Messi didnt buy his way to the heart of those who thought he deserved it and voted for him, he simply playd his way to their heart. As a true barca fan, we welcome criticism and contrary opinions because the fact still remains the fact.... He won his 7th ballon d'or and nothing can change that, not even a time machine!

Piggy Safe Domestic bank. The only bank that charges nothing and makes you the chairman, the ceo and the manager.

Lol.

I used to think iphone was jst as ordinary as other hi-spec android phones until recently my wife was gifted one by her brother. I checked the phone out and was dumbfounded. The display, the A.I, the complexity of the phone. An iphone to other phones is like a tiger to tabby cats. Unfortunately, i'm putting up the phone for sale. I'm too old fashioned for an iphone phone, plus i dont want my foods to always get burnt by my wife's frenzy for the phone. It's an iphone 7 though. Any interested buyer should pm/dm me. Location is Abuja. Una doh!

So when is B*bu kicking the bucket?

amzee:
This can only happen in Africa and particularly Nigeria.

Never heared or seen such happen in the Western world

Must we have to copy everything about the western world?


Their science and technology, that we can copy. But our culture of discipline(using the rod, punitive measures) that they should copy!



I'm pretty sure the lecture had a good reason for taking such punitive measure.

We're African, this is our way of life!

You don't value what you have until you lose it.


5ft7' is above average for female height in Nigeria.

Beta slap neva toush you dats y!

How in the world can such be real?! That's a shopped photo depicting the sexual compatibility of a lion and a tiger. That's not in any way a photo of a liger. Ligers are maneless and have even skin appearance. I've being a panthera expert/lover for over 30 decades. So when i tell you that picture was photomerged, you can take my words to the bank.

Ligers are hybrids(engineered by man) and should not be used to compare other natural pantheras.

Man coming to the rescue of man's bestfriend.

If you have integrity, you would hand the money over to the pastor when he returns.

But from another perspective, integrity is when you're very hungry, and rather than starve to death, you choose to buy food to survive and explain your action to the pastor when he returns. It's better to break trust/integrity to feed to live another day, than die with integrity on an empty stomach.

Nigeria that needs asylum herself is now accepting refugees, Eye service!

You mean our unprofessional soldiers?

As a wildlife expert, i can tell you that soldier ants are more professional, organised and loyal to their caste than Nigerian soldiers.

Too easy.



The sum of A+B+C+D+E divided by the number of the vertices of the polygon(pentagon) gives F(centre figure/number)




1. 1+1+4+7+12 = 25/5 = 5.

2. 9+2+1+3+0 = 15/5 = 3.

3. 10+20+30+50+E / 5 = 30
110 + E = 30 x 5
110 + E = 150
E = 150 - 110
E = 40

4. A+10+8+9+7 / 5 = 8
A+34 = 8 x 5
A+34 = 40
A = 40 - 34
A = 6.

5. 13+30+2+14+1= 60/5 = 12.



Winks!

Stupidity! Putting your life in danger to rescue some replaceable dogs.





A mother bear is five times more dangerous than a male bear.



The mother bear probably perceived she was protecting her cubs(the dogs), the reason the mother bear didn't attack her. Plus the bear fell off the fence to the other side.




Between a bear and a lion, one stands a greater chance making it alive with an encounter with a lion. But a bear, a mother bear? one would end up shredded like pumpkin leaves.

Adrenaline junkie!



It seems as one draws nearer to old age, the urge to live out one's fantasies increases. First it was Richard Mofe-Damijo, wearing an ear stud, now Kate Henshaw has followed.



Well, life is too short. Do whatever pleases you jare!

JoanneCameron:
I like to make bets, I make a lot of money from it, but I am afraid that this addiction can bring to something bad. Like when he is going to grow up he will be addicted to that, but I don't want smth like this. Can you please tell me if I am wrong or not? That this will be very bad in the future for my child?

Gambling is a behavioural addiction. It means the baby has to be born, get aware of your behaviours and hooks, observe you closely, then copy what he or she sees.

TheN1:
State of the nation bro. Gen is about a year old. Bought for 250k but now 360k. So, it's a steal. Throw in an offer and anything is possible.

Unfortunately, I'm not in Lagos. But if I were, I would offer N50,000 for the freezer.

Come, is the owner trying to sell these items the same price he or she bought them 20years ago?

Pathetic!




What nature gave him for free, he wants to trade the same oxygen for sex.



Where is that lightning when you need it?!

Plan B

nice




But you left out the ever popular Ojuelegba in Lagos. From Ojuelegba, you can get a bus going to heaven

Sunday, pastors are not activists.



If you must hate those not openly in support of secession, then hate the likes of Tinubu, Osinbajo, the Ooni, the Obas, and so.



'Ta be fi ni tori isu je epo, ka fi ni tori epo je isu'.


At least honour the dead, condole his immediate family(his wife and children).