₦airaland Forum

She thought you were referring to your mother.




Times are hard when it has to do with your mother, but not hers.




Opportunity has presented itself earlier than expected. Now you know how she takes you and your mother.

Water should do the trick.

The other day, it was a pastor beating his wife to coma. It seems the shrine is safer than the church these days!





RIP to the departed!




But wait o! Who kneels with a candle in his hand and allows perfume to be sprayed on him. Perfume is more inflammable than petrol. Well, I'm sure religious fellows would learn one or two lessons from this.



Again, RIP to the departed.

SmithRussell:
You dey joke??

Before I gained admission my WPM peaked 108 bros. I know why you feel that you’re fast. When I was at 80 AWPM, I felt like the fastest in the world until I searched Google and found out that someone had typed at 240+, even though it was a customized keyboard, omo I had to humble up and improve with MB, importing my own texts, since I was already too familiar with most of the ones inside Mavis Beacon

That shiit depends on constant practice. That was 6 years ago. I haven’t done any form of fast typing for some years now but I’m certain that my speed is never going to go below 70 WPM, unless I’m above 50, or if I stop using a phone/laptop, or if the QWERTY layout changes.

Yes it's true there are some wizzed typist in the world with AWPM above 120. But I am the fastest in Nigeria with 64AWPM on clear eyes. With i'm a bit spiked, i type like my life depends on it. Anyone who doubts should come prove me wrong. A type challenge then

clockwisereport:
You failed all the questions

You didn't present your own solutions to prove her wrong. Do you know what that makes you? A monumental id*ot. A hypocritical slowpoke.

she got every inch of the workings.

Catfishing:
I can type 10 pages under an hour.

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You don't even know your AWPM. Use MAVIS BEACON to find out your AWPM






Well, I consider myself the fastest 'Data Entrist' in Nigeria. My AWPM is 64 on clear eyes. But If I take three or four bottles of Budweisser, sweetheart, I go berserk with the keyboard. Thanks to Mavis Beacon!

officialmario:
why dont you get him a job.

Tell him to see me in my office on Tuesday. A fast food company needs the service of a mascot.

Fish don turn gold.

Find one bare land dey practise mechanic





As for skill, if you can master the act of over speeding and reversing with one hand recklessly, you go make am for the practice

That Fani Kayode needs a job!




His idleness is becoming annoying!

Pray

Linda296:
Is OK just got a new phone I want quickly sell this

Can I send a friend to come pick it up where you either live or work?




Use the new phone you just bought to take three different angles of the phone and upload them

Pastor from hell

I concur

See who the APC led government claimed are technically defeated.






The Nigerian army seem to appear technically defeated in the fight against terrorism.

Dem still dey feed you na him cause am

Neutralise them all!!!! No mercy please!

I officially declare Nigeria a war zone.

He wasn't!





Keyamo most likely abused the code of confidentiality as a lawyer.


It's no crime to solicit for financial assistance. But using it to score a cheap point makes it an action below the belt. Keyamo really fvcked up!


Person talk say you don join cabal, you just 'effed up' begin spill personal matter. Keyamo is a sissy!

May it not be well with whoever said BokoHaram are technically defeated!








I'm leaving the North before the end of this year!

I'm really speechless

But Eedris is singing the truth. Nigeria is truly 'jagajaga'.






As for Keyamo, the guy has no honour. I remember when he was just a mere lawyer, pretending to be fighting for human rights.



Truly, Nigerian politics can turn a dove to a vulture!

Very painful to bear






The best I can do for my children is do everything within and outside my financial power to get them out of this God-forsaken village called Nigeria.




The country is far gone. Even the dead are not safe in this country!

Apple's logo on a 'Hp' laptop eh?


I won't be surprised if this laptop has fm and am radio, plus touch light

Why not tag the household items with their prices?

Israel will retaliate. At least 1000 of those terrorists will pay dearly, if not all.

So this dimwit Pantami celebrated the death of over 5000 people on 9/11?




Well, the CIA knows what to do

Freewill by choice

purehearttt:
I won't how you think you've helped by telling me to wash car. etc bro. life maybe easier on your side but tell me how much you can earn a day from pure water.

You lack ideas. That's why you're hungry. Do you know how much we pay to get our cars washed at least once a week? N700! One of the employees of the car wash owner offered to come wash our cars(my friends' and mine) at home at the cost of N500. The guy goes home with at least N4000 a week if he washes eight cars. I'm also sure he does that for other customers who would want to cut cost.



I doubt you're truly hungry. Let me share this experience with you. In the year 2000, my friend and I were asked to get labourers to fill a foundation. We needed money so badly. We decided to do the labourers' work. It took us 3days to fill the foundation(3 tippers of clay). We pocketed the money and used it to buy Jamb form.



Let me leave you with an axiom....... 'If you're forced to bow, bow very low and hold that bitter experience as a drive that'll propel you to greatness! Don't wait for breakthrough, be the breakthrough! Don't despise very humble beginnings.